Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

I'm sorry, were you under the impression that this was a law channel? This is self-immolation central, you must be confused.

Sean continues to be best farms lawyer.

Sean: As a man there are certain things you don't do.

He's more booze now than man. Twisted and evil.

Spoiler: Edit: Someone please photoshop Sean's face onto this.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

JOOOOOOOOHN

Here's some extra screenshots from the Rackets shitfaced stream that I found funny:

 

[TexOffender]

Around 9:00. I couldn't help but laugh out loud at how out of place and random that was.

"Don't hang yourself, unlike that nigger Emmett Till! Am I right guys? *taps mic* tough crowd, is this thing on?"

Well guess he does read his thread. The farms isn't living in his head, it's living under his skin.

 

[Potatoherder]

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

I'll be honest and say Nick would be horrible if he streamed it. It's a bit of a shit show but it's also super dry. Since he doesn't eat anymore it would just be hours of silence and his corpse looking at the camera. I question if he could get a panel of guests considering a lot of the smaller channels are already at 200+ viewers.

 

[Kurohige]

Well guess he does read his thread. The farms isn't living in his head, it's living under his skin.

Gotta expose your liver and brain to life-threatening conditions, ruin your family, friendships and public presence, face destitution, and become a combination of your enemies' worst traits to own the Kiwi Farms, amirite?

 

[AnOminous]

I'll be honest and say Nick would be horrible if he streamed it. It's a bit of a shit show but it's also super dry. Since he doesn't eat anymore it would just be hours of silence and his corpse looking at the camera. I question if he could get a panel of guests considering a lot of the smaller channels are already at 200+ viewers.

If he died on stream, would his corpse even be less capable of generating content than the ghoul currently streaming?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm only 4 minutes in and this is a brand new level of unhinged.

Rackets. If you ever manage to be sober for 30 minutes, watch that and give a good think about your life. Holy fuck.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

If he died on stream, would his corpse even be less capable of generating content than the ghoul currently streaming?

Well he would get booted of YouTube for showing a corpse or something like that. But would that be more entertaining than his current shitshow? Can a corpse get a Rumble contract?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'll be honest and say Nick would be horrible if he streamed it. It's a bit of a shit show but it's also super dry. Since he doesn't eat anymore it would just be hours of silence and his corpse looking at the camera. I question if he could get a panel of guests considering a lot of the smaller channels are already at 200+ viewers.

This is why he doesn't stream trials anymore (besides being physically incapable of being on steam for that long without getting drunk). He subconsciously knows that if he tried to pull another Rittenhouse or Depp no one would show up. Maybe Aussie Overlord, but that's honestly it. Would Jew Lawgic? He's busy actually making money and despite having sworn loyalty to his fellow big nose I doubt he wants the flack.

Who the fuck would want to stream with the Balldo?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

He’s working off a hangover okay? GOD I hope you get a million dollars.

Also LOL at Nick having narcolepsy. Passing out while shitcanned isnt narcolepsy

 

[Bepis]

I wonder how many more former fans Nick has to threaten before he'll start seeing the same chilling effect on support as Ralph. Normally I'd suggest once should be enough, but I'm not convinced the Rekieta Brain Trust is smart enough to get that they could be next (yet)

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Sean's full reaction to Nick's dear john

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not gonna bother guessing who nick was talking about in that elb clip telling some guy to kill himself but it was one of the most scummiest acts I've seen someone do that wasn't outright criminal. You can see how giddy he is, the joy he has saying what he's saying. What a fucking loser.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how many more former fans Nick has to threaten before he'll start seeing the same chilling effect on support as Ralph.

How much worse can he get than $0 streams?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wonder how many more former fans Nick has to threaten before he'll start seeing the same chilling effect on support as Ralph. Normally I'd suggest once should be enough, but I'm not convinced the Rekieta Brain Trust is smart enough to get that they could be next (yet)

His current fans are such balloon heads that they think him looking only slightly less like a homeless meth junkie the very next stream following drunk disaster stream is "looking much better." Not even demanding so much as an explanation or apology for such terrible behavior.

Not only that, following the mountain on undeniable evidence that MAN-dy is a dude named Dan, they STILL addressed him as "Mandy", and still used the "her" pronoun. It's like just pretending reality isn't there.

Nick could turn on them all the same way in a drunk stream, and I'm convinced it wouldn't matter for the bulk of them. What's he got to worry about? As long as he eventually shows his mug on camera again at some point, everything is fine. He still has a pulse.

 

[RotPockets]

Not gonna bother guessing who nick was talking about in that elb clip telling some guy to kill himself but it was one of the most scummiest acts I've seen someone do that wasn't outright criminal. You can see how giddy he is, the joy he has saying what he's saying. What a fucking loser.

I hope Nick gets a million dollars thru the roof of his mouth on stream someday,

 

[Captain Manning]

How much worse can he get than $0 streams?

He has to pay to be on a platform?

 

[DumbDude43]

How much worse can he get than $0 streams?

well those streams where he called monty a pedo actually made him negative money...

 

[AnOminous]

His current fans are such balloon heads that they think him looking only slightly less like a homeless meth junkie the very next stream following drunk disaster stream is "looking much better." Not even demanding so much as an explanation or apology for such terrible behavior.

What do they care? They're not actually paying him any money. He just has toilet-tier streams where he makes nothing at all. They're retards, but they're not like the anime retards who threw hundreds of thousands at him.

He's just a complete disaster at this point. He's gone from being one of the top superchat recipients to a zilch-tier loser who gets nothing.

 

[polar bear]

Has this concept been explored already? am a poor photoshoplet, I wish someone with more skills would get on it