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Faceless Whore said:
Maybe late but I noticed Keffals appears in a portion of the Know Your Meme Vaush Pedogate article which currently has 100k views.
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No such thing as bad publicity they say!

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The Catboy Ranch entry has had some recent updates too.
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He has sort of broken into main stream again and now he cant go back. This is going to be attached to him for the rest of his life.
 
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Call Me Mellow Yellow said:
The fact that Mutahar has a beautiful stable life with a wife and a family probably lives rent-free in Keffals head. What you could have had if you didn't dedicate your life to being a degenerate that grooms boys.
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My racism cannot abide the B-word. I want to mock his skin tone and facial hair, but deep down I'm just envious of his bejeweled turban and flying carpet.
 
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Dance For Us said:
Y'know, in light of all these tragic events plaguing our dear sweet keffals,
I figured I'd impart some wise words of wisdom to him to help motivate him through these trying times.

"You started this. - Anything that happens to you is your own fault"
~ Keffals, Aug 28 2022
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"One day you will slip up" So true Lucas, so very very true. Then again Lucas created so many oil puddles I would have been more suprised if he hadn't slipped
 
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Here is Lucas celebrating when Stripe tried to ban Libs of Tiktok's account.
 
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Faceless Whore said:
Maybe late but I noticed Keffals appears in a portion of the Know Your Meme Vaush Pedogate article which currently has 100k views.
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No such thing as bad publicity they say!

From the comments (oh no they know about The Ranch 🙀):
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The Catboy Ranch entry has had some recent updates too.
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With these updates and The Publica (https://www.thepublica.com/transgen...ing-diy-hormone-directory-accessed-by-minors/), is this enough for truth purists to update Lucas' wikipedia page to reflect reality?

What are your thoughts, @Null ?
 
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BetterFuckChuck said:
this is @loserbent btw
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What no pussy and internet brainwashing does to a motherfucker.

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Seems there were some updates to the packaging since the original post was made for DIY HRT's packaging. They removed the red text about "keep out of reach of parents" but otherwise it has remained the same.

The "ingredients" remain lies with a "just trust me" guarantee on the website as to what is actually inside this bottle of "skincare oil." Supposedly this is actually "Estradiol Valerate" consisting of "40mg/ml, Benzyl Benzoate ,Benzyl Alcohool, MCT." The vial clearly says "Grapeseed oil, castor oil, MCT oil, and EV." I'm not sure why they maintain a typo on the "real" list but I would like my "medical care" provider to not make such mistakes...

No hairs in this bottle.

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Shipped via FedEx from Brazil in 2023.
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Lies to customs, but that's a known thing at this point.
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They claim the value to be 45 Brazilian Reals, which converts to about $9 USD. Which is weird since they sell it for $65 USD minimum.
They also mark it as "skin care oil" with "deongen" being named... Seems to be a fictional thing. But that's okay you guys! It's an inside joke! For fun!
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Two later posters from this thread don't seem to have functioning brains if they think they're shooting up motor oil...
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Anyway, that's all I have. This is all from 2023 but I thought this shit ended and didn't bother making an account to post with.
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Okay, so I may be very late and very gay. For sure I'm very stupid and don't know, but you can't tell me that disguising drugs as something else to avoid customs and then marketing them elsewhere isn't a crime, right? This is cut and dry drug smuggling is it not? Lying to US customs is a felony last time I checked.
 
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Particle Bored said:
He was in California. The rifle has a grip fin.
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Battlefield42 said:
It's a california pistol grip. Hence the retardo grip
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I think California banned pistol grips so to make that rifle compliant it has a wing-like thing that prevents your thumb from going around the grip.

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Thanks guys. Just when I thought CA was at the highest peak of retardation, I learn something even more retarded about it.

I guess that also explains the midget mag (because Science™ forbid you have more than 10 rounds!) which probably doesn't actually come out of the rifle without a pointy tool.
 
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The Connected Nose said:
Thanks guys. Just when I thought CA was at the highest peak of retardation, I learn something even more retarded about it.

I guess that also explains the midget mag (because Science™ forbid you have more than 10 rounds!) which probably doesn't actually come out of the rifle without a pointy tool.
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Oh their gun shit is really retarded. There's a gay law that forbids owning or firing guns that shoot 50 cal. So no 50BMG, no .500 Magnum, no 50AE, etc. for Californians.

JT Marlin said:
With these updates and The Publica (https://www.thepublica.com/transgen...ing-diy-hormone-directory-accessed-by-minors/), is this enough for truth purists to update Lucas' wikipedia page to reflect reality?

What are your thoughts, @Null ?
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Given the type of editors on Wikipedo I really doubt they'll want to paint the kiwifarms killer fart kween in a negative light but Luke has been pissing off virtually everyone so who knows? Hopefully it does but I'm really doubting it personally.
 
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Opposite of a Winner said:
Oh their gun shit is really retarded. There's a gay law that forbids owning or firing guns that shoot 50 cal. So no 50BMG, no .500 Magnum, no 50AE, etc. for Californians.


Given the type of editors on Wikipedo I really doubt they'll want to paint the kiwifarms killer fart kween in a negative light but Luke has been pissing off virtually everyone so who knows? Hopefully it does but I'm really doubting it personally.
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Barrett's response to the ban is one of my favorite reactions to anti gun bullshit. Dudes said if Californians can't own it, we won't allow your law enforcement at any level to use it. Sucks to suck nerds.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
If Lucas wants to make horror content, he should just make The Queen's Fart Throne 2.
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skunt said:
there's a non zero chance this results in more fart porn.
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He should make it a recurring series.

Queen's Fart Throne 2: You Only Fart Twice
Queen's Fart Throne 3: The Man with the Golden Amhole
Queen's Fart Throne 4: For Your Nose Only
Queen's Fart Throne 5: No Time to Fart
Queen's Fart Throne 6: 41% Farts
 
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