Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

God is very forgiving.

The question is whether or not Nick will be too drunk to remember to ask before he dies.

Drunk or not, he might be too angry and bitter to bother.

 

[Sharpeteer]

God is very forgiving.

The question is whether or not Nick will be too drunk to remember to ask before he dies.

He is absolutely the type to be on his death bed, and very quickly say "dear lord please forgive me thank you amen. Hah, got it in, now I'm going to Heaven for sure." *croaks*

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Many people here will back Manning or anyone else before you. To quote Null from ITT, "ya'll my niggas" and any random handful of niggas here provide more value than Nick ever will.

Heck Nick’s locals or whatever could be right. They aren’t. But I’d still hate Nick at this point. There are some things you just never ever do.

 

[gaystoner]

Is nick covering the Alec Baldwin shooting trial?

 

[NoOneIsLooking]

Is nick covering the Alec Baldwin shooting trial?

No but Emily D. Baker is as well as Recovery Addict I think

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is nick covering the Alec Baldwin shooting trial?

No. Of course not.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Is nick covering the Alec Baldwin shooting trial?

Sean is currently as well

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

This whole "Dear John" situation reminds me a lot of that one time Critical Drinker got a suicide note disguised as a superchat. Except in that moment Drinker wasn't a complete piece of shit and actually contacted the police about it.

In terms of Ralph parallels this is probably Rekieta's own version of doxing Lord Akira. Maybe it was YOU who fucking doxed him, Karen Farms!

 

[Fapcop]

Sean seemed genuinely shocked that Rekieta would do this. Like any decent person would.

How long is it that Nick had another law tuber on btw? Sean was on a few months ago, but I doubt he’d go on now. Rekieta really is nuclear right now.

 

[gaystoner]

No but Emily D. Baker is as well as Recovery Addict I think

No. Of course not.

Sean is currently as well

Ah it just popped up as a recommended video and made me think Nick could be making bank off the coverage

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ah it just popped up as a recommended video and made me think Nick could be making bank off the coverage

not a law channel you kiwifag prude!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Sean seemed genuinely shocked that Rekieta would do this. Like any decent person would.

Of course he was. Most Content Creators don’t have time to pay attention - too busy with their own show - it’s why they rely on chat to tell them stuff freqently.

So yeah, you would expect a person you are on good terms with and think is ok to do this.

How long is it that Nick had another law tuber on btw?

I bet a long while if not forever. This will get round. No one will dare openly touch him.

 

[Americunt]

I think the speculation about John, be he Captain Manning or not, is purely Nick flailing around for any "win" he can get on the evil Kiwi Farmers. His cope is likely that even a Farmer has shit times and should be laughed at, just look at all this parasocial shit John did.

Nick you being a scumfuck and airing out someone's worst times is not the dunk you think it is. Many people here will back Manning or anyone else before you. To quote Null from ITT, "ya'll my niggas" and any random handful of niggas here provide more value than Nick ever will.

I know we all are pretty jaded about parading someone's corpse around to score points in petty internet feuds, but what if this guy was being legit and an heros? Would Nick smugly cope about it or genuinely be contrite about the whole affair?

 

[mindlessobserver]

The suicide baiting drunk rant has broken me. What a scum bag thing to do. "LOL kill yourself" is not supposed to be taken seriously you drunken edge lord.

The alcohol has literally cooked his brain, and either this is who is always was, or he's now so deep into alcohol induced psychosis that who he was before is completely dead. Either way this homonculus is utterly contemptible.

I would say there are always paths to redemption, but for Rackets there is only one. Recognizing he has a problem. And then going to the emergency room. I bet BIG money all it would take is a Vitamin D test, a liver functionality test and a Thiamine test, followed by an MRI of his brain, and he would be admitted.

At a Minimum they would want to keep him for a few days for emergency infusions of Vitamin D and B, and in that time I bet he would start manifesting the hard core withdrawal symptoms like violent tremors and hallucinations. Which would lead to a much longer stay.

But what do I know.

 

[1 other person]

So because Nick did three bare minimum that anyone would do, telling a guy in a crisis to go to a hospital, he’s owed eternal fealty or something?

What, this nigger think it’s a life debt?

What a piece of shit.

Did anyone clip the comments here or elsewhere to this? I’d imagine it’s a real mask off moment.

Nick seems to have a big loyalty deficit. He expects it from everybody, but he can't remain loyal to paying subscribers, streamer colleagues, or even his own wife. The only ones to have his loyalty I guess are his demons.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I mean maybe we need another term to describe a dude publicly lusting over someone he wanted to cheat on his wife with, who turned out to be a dude skinwalking as his former high school crush.

Do we need another word for that? I mean if Nick wasn't catfished, what word should we use for what was actually done to him? Do we need another word to discuss this specific form of public humiliation?

Clownfished
Cuddlefished
Anglerfisheded
Fishbaited
Fishhooked

take your pick.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It occurred to me that the past few times when Nick has a retarded stream like this, he'll actually semi-apologize like he did with Mandy or IIRC the one with him screaming at Sean. This goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that, but there hasn't been a word of Nick saying something like "hey guys I didn't do so well last night, sorry about the way I phrased some things."

The Man of Balldo may be declining faster than we think. He is manifesting strong symptoms of Fatrickism.

Ah it just popped up as a recommended video and made me think Nick could be making bank off the coverage

He needs to cover last week's news about Trump and guns first.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

@DarksydePhil's Tits 2: Rock bottom for Nick would be doing something that results in the loss of his wife or kids.

And I have a terrible feeling the only reason that has not happened yet is the wife doesn’t know what he says or does constantly.

I hope someone has told Lady R about the drink issuesor tells herabout them. Might be the only way it stops.

In case you've missed it Balldoman has shit all over his wife and kids multiple times over the last two years he would be delighted if they were all suddenly gone so he could suck all the nigger bull dick he wanted. Our wife knows pretty much everything he does and is a willing participant the only reason he didn't leave her is because he didn't make her sign a prenup.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick seems to have a big loyalty deficit. He expects it from everybody, but he can't remain loyal to paying subscribers, streamer colleagues, or even his own wife. The only ones to have his loyalty I guess are his demons.

Nick would argue that everyone he was disloyal to snaked him first so fair is fair.

But if that’s the case…bring the reciepts Nick.

 

[Maraschino]

Hearing out another man revealing their most private and vulnerable moments and deciding later to use it against them and weaponize it is the most female shit I've ever heard.

Is there a Nicole Rekieta arc in the bingo? Because Jesus Fucking Christ, die in a hole Nick. Not in Minecraft, real life.