Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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august is a bigger retard than i thought if he really thinks jack sent that email. you can tell right away that its not jack because 1. it's written coherently and without jack's usual spelling/grammatical errors and 2. there are no OBJs

it was probably one of august's own viewers that sent it
 
Here's an archive of the video that someone is trying to get removed for posterity.


This is almost definitely some devious troll, but most people who see August's video are going to believe it's either Jack Scalfani or one of his fans. Even if August issues a correction later, the damage is already done. Jack Scalfani will now be considered a child murdering, genocide loving, racist doxing piece of shit. His death will absolutely be celebrated.
 
Omg the race mixing comments. I'm not a snowflake nor do I care but I'm a little surprised that jr clearly wrote that and that's how he thinks. It's 2024, I kinda expected better from zoomies. It's a real testament to having jack as your dad.
Plenty of Thunderdomers throw temper tantrums about race-mixing. It's typically a right-wing incel thing

Here's an archive of the video that someone is trying to get removed for posterity.


This is almost definitely some devious troll, but most people who see August's video are going to believe it's either Jack Scalfani or one of his fans. Even if August issues a correction later, the damage is already done. Jack Scalfani will now be considered a child murdering, genocide loving, racist doxing piece of shit. His death will absolutely be celebrated.
Even if the letter is fake (very realistic possibility), Jack is still all of those things
 
eh i agree the letter's probably fake but i'm ready for a new twist in jackworld so fuck it, let's rolllll

a million outraged self-righteous idiots who are boring enough to be "fans" of "august the duck" is pretty good karmic just desserts for this half-dead jackass.
 
I mean choking your son is an egregious sin….depending on how old he is.
If Jack’s version of events are true or close to the truth (LOL), totally justified. An emotionally unstable, pothead 16 year old boy putting his hands on a woman needs to have his reality checked. Whether or not it actually happened like that, who knows. And August’s impotent defense of “WEED DOESNT MAKE U ANGRY!!! I KNOW POTHEADS!!!” and also completely brushing past the part of Jack’s son assaulting his wife, so he could get le epic dunk that Jack “abused” his son. Whole video stinks, but if it gives Jack another stroke, I won’t complain.
 
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The story is already getting picked up by other sizable commentary channels and the comments are retarded:

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They're all believing the narrative that either Jack or someone close to him sent the emails. They're sincerely worried for August's safety. Jack is ruined.

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They're all believing the narrative that either Jack or someone close to him sent the emails. Jack is ruined.
haha they got trolled. only here on the kiwi farms are there actually people retarded enough to unironically defend the actions of jack scalfani.

If Jack’s version of events are true or close to the truth (LOL), totally justified.
 
If Jack’s version of events are true or close to the truth (LOL), totally justified. An emotionally unstable, pothead 16 year old boy putting his hands on a woman needs to have his reality checked. Whether or not it actually happened like that, who knows. And August’s impotent defense of “WEED DOESNT MAKE U ANGRY!!! I KNOW POTHEADS!!!” and also completely brushing past the part of Jack’s son assaulting his wife, so he could get le epic dunk that Jack “abused” his son. Whole video stinks, but if it gives Jack another stroke, I won’t complain.
Disagree. His defense is stupid, but strangling/beating your son/daughter doesn't "fix" them, it just damages the relationship. August should have just said as "Pot or not, Jack made a bad situation worse" and left it there.
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The story is already getting picked up by other sizable commentary channels and the comments are retarded:

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They're all believing the narrative that either Jack or someone close to him sent the emails. Jack is ruined.
Jack simply confirming he didn't send it would instantly kill the drama against him, especially since August will believe him. I'm just curious what Rob thinks about all of this.
 
Rewatching the infamous video of Fatty from 2015 talking about choking out his firstborn and proudly endorsing genocide because a schizophrenic dude at church recommended it, I am wondering if anyone knows why Jack got sole custody of Garrett? Even when he wasn't stroked out he seemed like a 3rd rate parent so I'm guessing Garrett's mom must have had some shit going on. Anyways, I feel for Garrett because I feel that as soon as Jack married Tammy he turned into a deadbeat and let Tammy deal with him.
 
An emotionally unstable, pothead 16 year old boy putting his hands on a woman needs to have his reality checked.
Respectfully disagree here. The first of two main issues there are that they raised this misbehaving teenager, so taking physical liberties because of the problematic behaviors they fostered in him is despicable. The second issue is that Jack's physically violent response towards his son was disproportionate even as described by Jack. There's a middle-ground between never laying a finger on them and brutalizing them.

You need to teach your son the values and principles so they will choose not to put hands on women. All his son learned was wait and put hands on women once other men aren't around. I don't believe this makes Jack as irredeemable as some people do, but this action in and of itself is disgraceful.
 
No one in the Scalfani household has the brainpower to do even the surface-level dahxing that letter contains; plus there are no spelling errors or wigger speak (the 'race-mixing' comments are too stilted, Jr. would write the nigger word if he was trying to be threatening).
No one 'close' to the Scalfani's cares enough to do this.
This is some faggot lolcow-tipper shenanigans. As much as I like to see this dumb youtuber queer shit his pants over this, it's just gonna lead to kids spamming the comments of Jack's vids until he locks them.

Wasn't there some faggot earlier in the thread (like a week ago) sending letters to Jack's sponsors? Let Ol' Strokey McUselesslimbs be, he's plenty entertaining already without needing a 'nudge' from you.
 
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