Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

I wish you a trip to Lisbon, Balldo. I heard the pavement there is extra tasty, bring a purse as well!

Unfortunately any potential purse budget is Randazza's money now.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

For all the recent talk of Nick potentially reaching his bottom soon, this latest mask off moment feels to me less like the end and more like the beginning of something. And the knock on effect this may have on the remaining friendships he has I think is a part of that.

He doesn't have any friends. He has former acquaintances who are sorry to see him devolve into a dying alcoholic degenerate, he has people he pays to be his friends like Instathots, drug dealers, and his wife's bulls, and he has his fellow snakes like Juju the Cow and Ralph. All his orbiters like CGoodie and Spectre aren't his friends either since they just want the clout of being in a parasocial relationship with an eceleb and much like Nick are in the business of paying him (including in the form of wine mom nudes and pole dances) to be their friend.

 

[Mister Dongs]

will john ever recover?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Unfortunately any potential purse budget is Randazza's money now.

May Dazza buy the most fanciest of purses. He deserves it.

 

[30+GameOvers]

as someone who loves making lolcow arc metaphors I think this is more Racket's pillstream moment. Hear me out: before the pillstream ralph had his moments being drunk/passing out on the killstream but in some cases it added or at least didn't take away from the show as other guests and such can make up for it (one of the corrine call ins come to mind). and once he sobered up it could be written off as "oh that crazy ralph at it again". Hell ralph even came back from taking a swing at that cop in a drunken rage.

However, the pillstream for ralph was I think the one where the drinking showed a side of him that he can't walk back from, telling his mom to walk to dialysis. Rackets spending almost 30 minutes gleefully going into this one kiwi for wanting to rope is his "its nawt even hawt outside" cause even if rackets sobers up at this point I don't think it will be as easily disregarded it as a drink-induced slip up but a real mask off moment at what a mean spirited person nick is deep down, drink or not.

we saw a glimpse of it when rackets was laughing about the greer case but this took it to another whole level considering its punching down on someone who was at their lowest and not a "peer" like null. .

Very good point, this is much more similar to the pillstream.
This raises a question: What will be Racket's equivalent of Portugal/Mexico and how long will it take before we get there?
Either way, I think Nick here is already earning that LOTY spot he just won

 

[Hokuriku]

What is this about?

Who the fuck is John, is that his alter ego he projects his blackout shower calls on to?

This is reaching true-crime, media-interview-with-husband-two-weeks-since-wife-reported-missing, she-was-so-amazing-I-wish-she-could-just-understand-how-great-I-was-for-her-we-got-into-a-big-argument-about-it-and-then-she-just-stormed-out-of-the-house-and-vanished levels of sociopathic narcissism. He's gonna start overlapping uncomfortably close into JFG territory at this rate.

 

[zimzam88]

Just watched the "John" segment now.

If he has any desire to turn things around regarding his "streaming career" he needs to recognize this as rock bottom and beg forgiveness. Go to rehab or Church and get away from streaming for a few weeks. When he comes back he should do a daytime trial streams, no drinking, no sex talk. He would still likely be able to retain his boomertradmom/basic bitch republican/catfish audience because they'd love a redemption arc and he'd easily grift pity donos. I'm sure he could even get a panel of lawyers to support his "rehab" and "comeback stream" temporarily if he showed humility and a public display of penitence.

He'll never be Johnny Depp/Rittenhouse big again - but this is it, the window is closing rapidly if it hasn't closed already. If he continues to ignore reality his legacy will be viewed as "that perverted drunk youtube lawyer that ruined his life" along with a nice looooooooooong thread here of people who eagerly watch his descent into madness.

 

[JamusActimus]

Yeah John is Captain Manning.
The loreskeepers know.

He suicide baited on discord during a stream and Nick had stop the stream to talk him down.
Yeah it's cringe and the guy is a tad spergy but well it is what it is.
The fact Nick turned a die Hard fan into a hater like that says a ton about him.

 

[dustnight]

Old Nick's legal analysis and trad dad life advice depended on a level of credibility he no longer has. He can't go back. But he's committed his life to being a guy who talks endlessly for a living nonetheless, even though he's long since run out of things to say. Too small for lawtube, too big for what remains of the sektur. There's really not a lot of places for Nick to go at this point.

He could always scrub his pl and become a vtuber.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

You know, after listening to that entire half-hour, I have a theory. Filing away the time you helped somebody in a dark place to later use it against them is horrible bitchy woman behavior. It's also straight out of the Ralphamale playbook.

So, I think when the Magichu demon entered Ralph, Ralph entered it, and it's mutated. It's the Guntichu demon now, and now it's self-replicating, no longer bound to a single host.

Or it's just that they're both vile cunts naturally, but that's less fun.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

My friend you are in for something special.

The John rant is the first time I have been so utterly revolted by Nick's speech that I could not get through a clip. His soul is nothing but contempt now. He's unrecognizable.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Nick threw out all that information hoping that by bread crumbing the identity of "John," the Farms would turn around and mock "John" for having the audacity to contact Nick about wanting to commit suicide when he was in a rough patch. Nick did it for no other reason than to humiliate "John," someone who once supported and trusted him.

What a malignant, slimy fuck.

Well Since nick gave us a glorified trauma-dump superchat, I say we give John cheers for making it.

Cheers John! For making it through such a rough patch in life, and may such a thing never happen again!

Fuck Nick and all he stands for. I already lost like 99% of the respect I had for him but I still held that 1% for sympathy... And its gone. Fuck him. John, you're a cool dude. If you cant find anybody to appreciate you, I'll appreciate you.

 

[Mister Dongs]

I mean Rackets can dump some guy's moment of weakness out there but at the end of the day only one guy has made a public spectacle of their lives shoving stuff up his ass and taken his wife to cuck week in Jamaica.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He'll never be Johnny Depp/Rittenhouse big again

Of course he could be. He just needs to actually put in the same level of effort. Which he won’t do.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

What is this about?

Wow that wasn’t very cash money of Nick. I always thought of him as kind of harmless and impotent (to be fair I mostly hang out in OT so I don’t know a lot of cow lore in general), but this is very mean drunk territory. Icky.

 

[AnOminous]

will john ever recover?

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Pretty sure he can take solace in the fact he isn't the weird, gurning ghoul known as Rackets.

Wow that wasn’t very cash money of Nick. I always thought of him as kind of harmless and impotent (to be fair I mostly hang out in OT so I don’t know a lot of cow lore in general), but this is very mean drunk territory. Icky.

It's definitely a low point even by current Drunkieta standards, where he had an hours long seethestream to argue about whether it was okay to defile someone's ancestor's grave because he wrote a comic book without Ethan van Sciver's approval.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I think the speculation about John, be he Captain Manning or not, is purely Nick flailing around for any "win" he can get on the evil Kiwi Farmers. His cope is likely that even a Farmer has shit times and should be laughed at, just look at all this parasocial shit John did.

Nick you being a scumfuck and airing out someone's worst times is not the dunk you think it is. Many people here will back Manning or anyone else before you. To quote Null from ITT, "ya'll my niggas" and any random handful of niggas here provide more value than Nick ever will.

It's so much worse Nick actively put himself out there as being willing to be a friend to everyone in his audience. He actively courted the parasocial interactions not just with Captain Manning but with his whole audience. He stopped doing it as he grew but for those of us watching shortly before weeb wars it was a different Nick. Before I changed my username the interactions I had with Captain Manning consisted of him trying to tell us that Nick wasn't who he acted like he was and normally the rest of the thread saying that he must have misunderstood something. He of course was right and we of course were wrong. Captain Manning has even shared this experience in this thread and I believe mentioned that after this was when he started seeing the cracks. This was during weeb wars, before Rittenhouse or Depp, he patiently dealt with all the faggotry from myself and others until the mask broke. Not once has he gloated. Anyways cheers to Captain Manning, he was right, most of us were wrong.

As for the rest of this whether it was Manning or not, this would just be evil, malicious and evil. The only reason anyone ever does this kind of thing is to try and get the outcome that was previously avoided. Nick is evil, not just a cunt, not just a faggot, but an actual malignantly evil person.

Any hats for the moral fagging will be worn as a badge of honor

 

[DumbDude43]

He'll never be Johnny Depp/Rittenhouse big again

theoretically i wouldn't even rule that out tbh
it's by no means guaranteed (or even very likely) but if the stars align again and a big high profile trial happens, and he has gotten far enough into a recovery arc by that time, then i could see it happen again

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Nick threw out all that information hoping that by bread crumbing the identity of "John," the Farms would turn around and mock "John" for having the audacity to contact Nick about wanting to commit suicide when he was in a rough patch. Nick did it for no other reason than to humiliate "John," someone who once supported and trusted him.

jesus nick, i wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire

 

[6MillionCoofs]

theoretically i wouldn't even rule that out tbh

It solely depends on there being a big enough trail that he finds fun enough to cover.

The question is when will that happen?