Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[2lolis1cup]

This should be a wakeup call for anyone that still paypigs Balldo.
He keeps dirt on people.
If you ever step out of line, he'll release it when it's expedient to do so. I don't care who this John Smith is, it speaks far more about Balldo's character.

Don't pay to get doxed by worthless e-celebrities.

It's too late for that now. I already gave $300 to a secrete anime fan so he can continue to talk about his fat waifu.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Just watched the "John" segment now.

If he has any desire to turn things around regarding his "streaming career" he needs to recognize this as rock bottom and beg forgiveness. Go to rehab or Church and get away from streaming for a few weeks. When he comes back he should do a daytime trial streams, no drinking, no sex talk. He would still likely be able to retain his boomertradmom/basic bitch republican/catfish audience because they'd love a redemption arc and he'd easily grift pity donos. I'm sure he could even get a panel of lawyers to support his "rehab" and "comeback stream" temporarily if he showed humility and a public display of penitence.

He'll never be Johnny Depp/Rittenhouse big again - but this is it, the window is closing rapidly if it hasn't closed already. If he continues to ignore reality his legacy will be viewed as "that perverted drunk youtube lawyer that ruined his life" along with a nice looooooooooong thread here of people who eagerly watch his descent into madness.

I feel like this is what I was getting at with my initial post, but better articulated. The only question I have, upon reflection, is if this "John" segment was actually him closing the door on any opportunity to turn things around as a streamer.

Of course, given the recent discussion around here about how many streamers end up debasing themselves like this in the end, the question I guess that needs to be asked is: if Nick were to go to rehab and get his life in order, would it even be in his best interest to be able to earn a living streaming once again? The more I think about it, the more I suspect the answer would be no.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

This all proves Nick was willing to develop fake relationships with fans if they paid them money but the moment they stop their $5 checks he turns on them and drops every dirty detail he can. He is lower than a prostitute.

That how contebt creators and fans have always worked. Which is why it is dangerous. Some fans actually think the person saying a nice thing about them because they paid them money actually cares about them deeply offline.

On thr flip side a content creator can get to thinking that fans won’t drop them at the drop of a hat. Or if they fuck up massively.

 

[Chode]

The worst part of Nick's rise as a "cow" is how unfunny he is. 90% of his highlights are him seething about people who have "wronged" him like any other washout would do. What are listeners, hater or not, supposed to get out of him talking about how not mad he is about a Former-Paypig Chomo Retard calling him gay on a forum?

 

[DumbDude43]

It is amazing to me how Nick and his enablers like Juju, Ralph and EVS consider this a "big W". These men are so out of touch with the normal average person who isn't a terminally online loser that they fail to see that mocking and ridiculing a man who was at a low point and was considering suicide isn't a good look in the eyes of normies and the general public. These men have the same beliefs as Movie Bob. "There are no bad tactics only bad targets." and "Everything is fair game." All I can say is that the ending for all these men is going to be dark because God has a way with humbling such people.

the big delusion here seems to be that shitting on some random nobody somehow makes nick look better by comparison. it's like he doesn't get that shitting on others only makes people side with you if they already dislike the person you shit on.
people enjoyed rekeita shitting on maddox because maddox lawsuit was dumb and pointless, people enjoyed him shitting on greer because greer was... well, greer.
both maddox and greer were also public figures and wannabe celebrities, which makes them fair game.
but this john guy, nobody even knows who he is and nobody has reason to dislike him. shitting on an unknown civilian like that just makes nick seem extremely petty, cruel and vindictive.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I feel like this is what I was getting at with my initial post, but better articulated. The only question I have, upon reflection, is if this "John" segment was actually him closing the door on any opportunity to turn things around.

Of course, given the recent discussion around here about how many streamers end up debasing themselves like this in the end, the question I guess that needs to be asked is: if Nick were to go to rehab and get his life in order, would it even be in his best interest to be able to earn a living streaming once again? The more I think about it, the more I suspect the answer would be no.

Nick needs to get off the internet, go back to being a bad lawyer and do everything in his power to fix his faith, his family, and himself. There is no place for him in a public position.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I have my suspicions about who "John" might be, but really it's not important. And @AltisticRight is bang on. Rekieta is a drug addled snake. The kind of guy who would rather pop pills then take his dying mother to dialysis. The absolute lowest of the low. It's shocking to me he's managed to keep an audience this long.

For those saying he should go to Church, church can't help him now. Rumor has it the church already did the public intervention and Balldo man has clearly not taken his brothers command to renounce his sins. He remains a prideful drunk. Full of spite and envy.

It was sad. Maybe a few days ago. Now as @AnOminous says, he is less then human now. He is, may God forgive me either a heathen, a tax collector, or both. Rekieta literally had it all. and he threw it away. Pride, Lust, Greed, Sloth, Envy, Gluttony, and Wrath. You can literally use every deadly sin to explain Rekieta.

Watching someone you once admired achieve apotheosis as a literal demon from hell is truly amazing. This must be how avid chris-chan enjoyers felt when they discovered their lovable tard fucked his mom.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick needs to get off the internet, go back to being a bad lawyer and do everything in his power to fix his faith, his family, and himself. There is no place for him in a public position.

Or ignore it and it will blow over in a month.

He will do neither.

 

[Shagedan]

Tonight’s stream should be watcheable for the first 30 minutes or so, if it happens at all. I may even tune in just to find out how Nick the Nose manages to weasel his way out of talking about his alcoholic meltdown. Again.

Also, don’t know if anyone caught the bit where Nick insinuated that ’John’ was a pedophile who masturbates to the thought of children. That’s a pretty nasty thing to say about someone if it’s not true. Defamatory, even.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

What makes documenting the descent into lolcowdom so fascinating for people like Nick is they show you a side of life so repulsive no television or movie will come close to it. They'll show murder, imply rape, they'll have a character even tell another to kill themselves sometimes...but you will never see somebody laughing giddily about somebody's attempted suicide for 30 minutes on end. Behavior like this is so abhorrent that nobody in their right mind could look at that and go "nahh its cool"

There's no more "pull up". The Nick Plane is guaranteed crashing. Question is, will it be a glorious 600 mph fireball or will it be some broken plane bits and bones?

I know Lady Rackets reads this thread.
Your husband just passed the event horizon of lost decency: Even ignoring the Vic stuff. Even ignoring the unfunny racist tirades he goes on constantly, Nick will now be known as "That Lawyer who got drunk and bitter and aired out a client's attempted suicide on his webshow to embarrass him."

Nobody will care about the technicality of what happened, by the way:

• Nobody will care that the guy wasn't really a client (apparently if it's Manning, there was a temporary power of attorney).
• Nobody will care that Manning turned on a guy (because he showed he's willing to do this kind of thing)
• And nobody will need to because there is hard documented evidence of this behavior and it will come up in 1080p HD at every opportunity.
• And everybody will also assume the children raised in-part by him are the exact same way.

How do you justify this to yourself? How do you sit and tell yourself it's okay to pull some shit like this because we kiwis - 90% of which are former fans who saw the writing on the wall - are just so gosh-darn mean?

Get Nick off the internet. End his show. End Rumble contract talks. Go on hiatus for as long as it takes. Get him a proper meal, and dump all the booze down the drain.

I don't even give a fuck about Nick anymore. I am genuinely concerned about the kids. It doesn't matter if he beats them or emotionally abuses them or just disgraces their family name. - again NOBODY cares about the specifics...

Get. Your. Husband. Help.

 

[Swole McPole]

The farms isn't living in his head, it's living under his skin.

We're the grit between the balldo and his ball sack.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Nick needs to get off the internet, go back to being a bad lawyer

Yeah, I'll take a wild guess that going back into business as a self-employed attorney will not be a viable endeavour.
It's uncertain if it ever was, given his work ethics, or lack thereof.
And he knows damn well that his chances of being hired by any respectable law firm are about as good as Russell Greer's....

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nick showed the arrogant snob prick hiding behind the mask.

yeah I noticed that too. It isn't just him punching down at someone like that, its all the additional things he let slip while on his drunken rant. How he thinks any detractors are suicidal disabled bums, how he views his audience as "people who pay me to be their friend", how he thinks he's so much better than everyone else cause of his upper/middle class lifestyle, etc. These are core character traits that nick is making clear is his true self. Drink or no drink his legacy will be that of a bitter, arrogant and vindictive moron who pushed away everyone who told him to PULL UP.

Watching someone you once admired achieve apotheosis as a literal demon from hell is truly amazing

Nick is simply embracing his love of 40k and ascending to slaneeshi daemonhood.

 

[AnOminous]

The worst part of Nick's rise as a "cow" is how unfunny he is. 90% of his highlights are him seething about people who have "wronged" him like any other washout would do. What are listeners, hater or not, supposed to get out of him talking about how not mad he is about a Former-Paypig Chomo Retard calling him gay on a forum?

Maybe I'm weird but I find it hilarious to watch some dude being incredibly angry while claiming he's not. Rage pigs rule.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's only a matter of time until Balldo flags Elissa Clips.

 

[DumbDude43]

mc jarbo song about balldoman when?

 

[AnOminous]

It's only a matter of time until Balldo flags Elissa Clips.

Didn't he already wish death on her for the horrific crime of quoting dumb shit he said?

 

[waffle]

Nick thought that he was going to bury definitely not @Captain Manning disclosing confidential information and looking like an unhinged psycho. But instead he's grown his thread by like 45 pages in two nights and brought all kinds of new people into the thread.

Whoops.

 

[feral cat #6385]

But yeah let's argue instead about whether this was specifically "catfishing" or not. Fucking idiots.

The only thing to argue about is how many dick pictures Nick sent Dan.

I mean maybe we need another term to describe a dude publicly lusting over someone he wanted to cheat on his wife with, who turned out to be a dude skinwalking as his former high school crush.

Do we need another word for that? I mean if Nick wasn't catfished, what word should we use for what was actually done to him? Do we need another word to discuss this specific form of public humiliation?

Cyber Docking?

@Balldo's Gate called it earlier than anybody else though.

I'm pretty sure I was in on the ground floor of the Mand D thing. Cats have a good sense of smell.

I watched his Fani Willis trial stream last Thursday and he spent several minutes pulling out nose hairs on-camera during the testimony. It was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Totally oblivious.

Kurt needs a vtuber avatar for his channel. And a voice changer too. He has a shitty voice and unpleasant cadence. I can't think of one good characteristic of Kurt.

I actually think Kayla has banned him from doing his usual kitchen streams for some reason. I don't think he's done a regular nighttime kitchen stream that he did almost every night after his 2023 streams.

According to my clips (and memory) the last kitchen stream he did was when he made Kayla breakfast and all the alcohol bottles were laid out on the counter

Was the booze Kayla's breakfast?

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

And she stepped out to pick up her kids but kept the stream going.

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nick thought that he was going to bury definitely not @Captain Manning disclosing confidential information and looking like an unhinged psycho. But instead he's grown his thread by like 45 pages in two nights and brought all kinds of new people into the thread.

Whoops.

yeah I mean I know he's on wetbrain mode but holeeee what was he THINKING?! There is absolutely no one but the most unhinged parasocial follower who could look at that rant and think that "John" is the one coming out looking bad.

Maybe all your detractors ARE retarded suicidal bums... but you're the one getting so mad over them you have half an hour of drunken passive aggressive raging over them!

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

I interpret this as "even if nick didn't go on a drunken rant everyone would shit on nick anyways so he dindu nuffin wrong" but my translator could be faulty that's a best guess lol.