Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

One sign that someone's about to kill themselves is if they intentionally alienate everyone around them so nobody will miss them when they're gone.

Nick, since you read your thread I want you to know one thing. They will miss you. You're better off getting the help.

Nick, don't listen to those people, they only show pity and mercy, because they want to dangle it over your head and humiliate you at some point in the future.
Remember how you said that OF thots are good moms because they have money for disneyland trips? It's time. Your children will love you again if you will get rich.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

If he outright loses it i think he will attempt to course correct.

He'll say he hated Rumble, that it was all a joke, because it was funny to be able to say nigger and/or faggot. Because you know, it's funny.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

There’s no shame in being depressed or reaching the end of your rope.

Sure there should not be but any doctor will tell you that a lot of them felt crippling shame in it. And that was part of the issue in seeking trestmrnt earlier. It looks to me like Nick is on the edge of falling headfirst into it and he seems like one of the types that has to fall completely before help can be given.

It'd be way funnier if he got a bad contract that made him do something he hated.

That would explain why he’s covering Trump…

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

One sign that someone's about to kill themselves is if they intentionally alienate everyone around them so nobody will miss them when they're gone.

He owns an AR and a 1911 iirc, might be misremembering the handgun but either way he does actually have firearms within reach unlike Ralph, I always figured it'd be the booze that gets him not his own hand but it makes sense for a narcissist to shoot himself so he can go "rent free, child" one last time.

 

[1 other person]

…why hasn’t he done a video on the law in 40k yet. It combines his job with his passion.

Surely that would scare away prospective swingers.

 

[Jelli]

Didn't that lawsuit of the girl who talked her boyfriend into killing himself resolve on his estate?

I wonder if telling a mentally ill fan to kill themselves and they do could catch him another lawsuit?

 

[Captain Manning]

Sean just announced on stream he's gonna try to ask Null to come on his show again soon. Is very happy things are looking up for the Farms.

I'm sorry but after seeing this, the real Nick, can you even IMAGINE how he talks to his wife?! No doubt when he enters nasty drunk mode he recounts every lowest, embarrassing, most humiliating situation she has ever been in, calls her a fat old destroyed cow who nobody else will want probably. No wonder she spends her days drunk and medicated out of her mind.

We might have already got a glimpse of that with his famous "her body is destroyed" rant/monologue concerning his wife. I dunno if you saw that or not.

Granted, it wasn't anywhere near this vicious, but most people here that saw it thought it was pretty disgusting.

I'm not sure I wanna know what happens when he turns off the camera.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[DumbDude43]

I'm not sure I wanna know what happens when he turns off the camera.

when the camera goes off, the balldo comes on

 

[Freelance Police]

Imagine being this drunken mongoloids children and waking up to see your absolute sped of a father make a complete ass out of themselves by airing out a suicidal mans dirty laundry in a drunken tangent on a dying internet show. Nobody's ever gonna let you live that shit down Nick, this isn't like some faggot tranny suicide baiting in public for attention and reddit karma, this was some guy looking for solace in private from somebody that they clearly respected and valued. Can't believe this is what's become of the guy I used to look so forward to watching during the Vic shit.

Whoever "John" is, I hope they are alive, well, and balldo-less.

 

[Lidl Drip]

We might have already got a glimpse of that with his famous "her body is destroyed" rant/monologue concerning his wife. I dunno if you saw that or not.

Granted, it wasn't anywhere near this vicious, but most people here that saw it thought it was pretty disgusting.

I'm not sure I wanna know what happens when he turns off the camera.

I did see that and now I have absolutely zero doubt left that the reason she had all that plastic surgery and is starving herself down to skelly levels is because of Nick's emotional abuse. No doubt he is unbelievably cruel and evil to her when he gets drunk like this.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Surely that would scare away prospective swingers.

All Nick has to do is tell them how many balls soace marines have…

I now want a vid of him explaining 40k to swingers by way of degeneracy

 

[AnOminous]

We might have already got a glimpse of that with his famous "her body is destroyed" rant/monologue concerning his wife. I dunno if you saw that or not.

Granted, it wasn't anywhere near this vicious, but most people here that saw it thought it was pretty disgusting.

That was really my "this guy is just an absolute piece of shit" moment with Nick. How the fuck do you talk about your wife like that in public?

 

[Null]

i've listened to the entire john rant now and the entire time I was thinking of something that requires too much explanation and is not funny to anyone except me.

There's an old CWCki Forums mod named CompyRex who was obsessed with Commando (1985) and he routinely quoted the movie. Arnold plays a guy named John Matrix. One of the most famous lines is:

So the entire time in my head I just keeping hearing, "JOHN I'LL BE READY JOHN"

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's fascinating the parallels between Hollywood and streaming. It's two industries designed to destroy people.

Really the only difference is the money is worse in streaming and the cycle time from top of the world to train wreck seems to be a lot faster in streaming.

Hollywood has many, many drunks, but all that shit is kept behind closed doors barring the occasional arrest for public intoxication or DUI while ranting about Jews or whatever. Not so with a streamer who puts their alcoholism on display for hours and hours every week.

I don't disagree. I think he is in real trouble and doesn't know what to do. The other way to take the John stuff is that part of it was projection about himself. That he is now in the same place John was. None of it is any good. But I don't see him admitting the problem short of something horrible happening that he can't deny or ignore.

Nick is probably crying to Daddy Dax every hangover about how shit his life is going.

 

[DumbDude43]

All Nick has to do is tell them how many balls soace marines have…

zero because they're all vat grown clones?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

when the camera goes off, the balldo comes on

Implying the balldo ever comes off

 

[Kulee Baba]

I’m sure I’m not the only one to speculate this but was Nick’s strange affinity to the Balldo tied to the very likely issue that he’s given himself severe Whiskey Dick and can’t perform his husband duties? He literally says in the Balldo review you have to strap on the Balldo before getting erect and that alone would disqualify me from ever using a Balldo unless I was paid 6 figures. Even then it’d be hard just talking sex makes me pitch a tent.

“Let’s make sweet love Lady Rackets… but first let me go flacid first so I can attach this bizarre crypto-Furry sex aid!”

Sounds bizarre no? But if you can barely have a stiffy than the Balldo would gain usefulness.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

i've listened to the entire john rant now and the entire time I was thinking of something that requires too much explanation and is not funny to anyone except me.

There's an old CWCki Forums mod named CompyRex who was obsessed with Commando (1985) and he routinely quoted the movie. Arnold plays a guy named John Matrix. One of the most famous lines is:

So the entire time in my head I just keeping hearing, "JOHN I'LL BE READY JOHN"

So you're saying Rackets needs to let off some steam?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

i've listened to the entire john rant now and the entire time I was thinking of something that requires too much explanation and is not funny to anyone except me.

There's an old CWCki Forums mod named CompyRex who was obsessed with Commando (1985) and he routinely quoted the movie. Arnold plays a guy named John Matrix. One of the most famous lines is:

So the entire time in my head I just keeping hearing, "JOHN I'LL BE READY JOHN"

Goddamit. Now you’ve got me laughing.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

So the entire time in my head I just keeping hearing, "JOHN I'LL BE READY JOHN"

Autism is a terrible disease, I hope they find a cure.