Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ghastlyretard]

Oh boy, daddy's gonna start drinking

 

[AltisticRight]

JOHN you supported me financially. FOR years! wa
YOU shared blah blah with me.
I HELPED you.
By telling you to GO TO the HOSPITAL.
RETARD
AUTISTIC
Social CUES
*Inaudible balldo babble*
*slurps whisky and licks bottle*
HOW. DARE you.
Post. In my thread! JOHN!!!!
I SAVED your LIFE. JOHNNN!!!!!!
YOU. OWE. Me.
ETERNAL. Loyalty.
klsgl;sa'rjgj
*gargles down liquor.*
Suicide something
JOHN urhhhg JOSH I hope
You make a MILLION sUicides I mean LAWsuits gah
*Incoherent schizophrenic rubbish*

Absolute, revolting fucking faggot this shyster non-practicing lolyer is. I can't wait for all the Coomalot deets.

Source: How to Recognize a “Dark Triad” Personality

Dark triad?
You mean this?

 

[AnOminous]

Look at the state of this

Look at those chats

Is this faggot even aware of his stats? His money is toast. His career is a ghost.

He's basically done. Has he realized that when he told his audience to fuck off, they actually did?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Oh boy, daddy's gonna start drinking

He's struggling to open the bottle.

But as for the Metallica vs Megadeth question he asked: Megadeth is more based but Metallica is the better band, and the premiere Thrash Metal band.

 

[Festivus]

From the digging "John" is likely @Captain Manning, but who knows or cares. Nick made it public because he's a piece of shit.

Honestly that was my first inclination and they always say trust your gut. You might be on to something man, I'd wager good money it's either Manning or Spectre.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Surreal looking at a streamer blathering on about something that 95% of the audience doesn't care about.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's only a matter of time until Balldo flags Elissa Clips.

You know what would be perfect? There's another clip of him he desperately wants taken down, so he messages Elissa again begging her to remove it, and her response is "No, but if you want the video removed, go ahead and flag it, and we can go from there" or something like that. It would be hilarious because he knows he can't do that. He knows that if he did, he would lose all the free speech people as well, which I'm guessing would be a shit ton, plus this would turn into a huge controversy amongst the lawtube folks, and if they weren't against him before, they will be after that. He so badly wants to, but can't.

 Not gonna lie, former Rekieta watcher here. This is fucking hilarious watching Nick crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Rumble contract.

You have nothing to worry about.

Autism is a terrible disease, I hope they find a cure.

NO. I don't want to be cured. I want to keep all the so-called "bad" traits about the tism.

Camelot should be looking at this dear John video and run away, if nick could air out laundry on a fan who hasn't supported him in the past 4 years, imagine the dirt and mockery he would do to Camelot who went viral for not having friends and cried on videos multiple times.

I'm pretty sure they're done. Camelot even said that he doesn't expect to ever go on Nick's show again.

Nick is skinny and I would not have sex with him.

This got a genuine laugh out of me. Thanks.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

The change from watching Potentially Criminal to whatever this is, is the opposite of sanitizing.

 

[AnOminous]

He knows that if he did, he would lose all the free speech people as well, which I'm guessing would be a shit ton, plus this would turn into a huge controversy amongst the lawtube folks, and if they weren't against him before, they will be after that. He so badly wants to, but can't.

I can't wait until he loses his mind to the point he actually turns into a flaggot. That will be serious fun time.

 

[polar bear]

Is this faggot even aware of his stats? His money is toast. His career is a ghost.

He's basically done. Has he realized that when he told his audience to fuck off, they actually did?

It's very funny, cause null and jimothy get good money even before the stream begins, and paypigs are very pleasant and sweet to them. But all Rekieta gets is a fiver from a guy who wants him to die

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The people talking about how fucked up that stream was while autistically speculating on John’s identity deserve a thread ban. JFC.

Speaking of bans: Don’t Rumble and YouTube have policies against doxing and encouraging suicide? Even Xitter does. Hoping someone will ask Viva Frei for his POV.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

So the current pattern is he falls off the wagon and then the next day pretends it never happened.
Well, badly pretends just like the stream after the Mandy stuff.
The next stage is drunkenly flagging people. That brings the Jim card into play losing even more people and attracting more attention.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He might think this is his chance to get with Mandy.

Not that I think it's going to gain any traction.

Rekieta: "Hey, Kiwi Farms! Look at this "John" guy, he's so pathetic! Bet it'd be really fun to dox him and shit on him, right?"

Kiwi Farms:
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Wetbrain is the only explanation for why he thinks anyone gives a fuck about some shit that happened five years ago. I notice he doesn't even show any logs of his conversation with "John" which leads me to believe "John" was a lot less of a retard than the retard on the stream claims he was.

I think Nick should've done this back when it happened so we all realized what a piece of shit he was and Nick didn't go on to make a million dollars reading toasts to dead dogs and pretending to be Kyle Rittenhouse's friend.

He's struggling to open the bottle.

But as for the Metallica vs Megadeth question he asked: Megadeth is more based but Metallica is the better band, and the premiere Thrash Metal band.

What shit taste.

Speaking of bans: Don’t Rumble and YouTube have policies against doxing and encouraging suicide? Even Xitter does. Hoping someone will ask Viva Frei for his POV.

I'm amazed Nick's hardcore a-logs like TiC and that sovcit haven't managed to flag it down given the lengthy rant about the word "nigger" and constantly calling people faggots.

 

[polar bear]

The people talking about how fucked up that stream was while autistically speculating on John’s identity deserve a thread ban. JFC.

Speaking of bans: Don’t Rumble and YouTube have policies against doxing and encouraging suicide? Even Xitter does. Hoping someone will ask Viva Frei for his POV.

Nobody fucking ban or report Rekieta please. How funny will it be when he gets down to like 10 people viewing? I'm all for it, let him self-immolate

 

[Hambubger]

Was watching the PPP analysis of the Nigger rant is there any truth to Nick being a trust fund baby?

 

[smugrandomdouche]

So rekieta, was fame everything you ever asked for?
Cause for the farms it's certainly a fuckin hoot. We enjoy watching you suffer for all your retarded choices.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Nick. One day your children will find that Dear John video. How do you think they'll digest it?

For your sake, I hope your children are more forgiving than I would be.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta fans update (most of the chat are detractors anyway)




Bob pays disheveled moron $100 to pretend to drink out of an empty glass. Not sure if he intentionally dono-scammed Bob or whether he's just that lost these days.

Place your bets:

1. Sulking apology
2. "It's not a big deal guys"
3. Refuse to mention it
4. FUCK YOU BISH AH CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT ANYONE AH WANT!

When I was watching, he responded to the hate super chats with sarcastic replies. Same as with MANdy. Meaning no regret or shame and certainly no apology.

 

[Kurohige]

He might think this is his chance to get with Mandy.

He's struggling to open the bottle.

Even if Mandy was actually real (and a woman), the thought that Nick could get anywhere is laughable.

He's a balding, scrawny and weak tweaker with an addlepated head and mushmouth. The only thing making him remotely masculine is beard, and we know how much that's been ruined today. All he's done is simp for his assumed god"dess" like the paypigs he used to spend whole streams laughing at (again, no sense of awareness). My assumptions, but he must've seriously convinced himself of Drexel's noise to think that his cash could fix everything and land him an e-mistress.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick is skinny and I would not have sex with him.

That's because you're an incel prude who wouldn't know a good time if it slapped your ass with a hot topic belt.

You see, Nick Rekeita is a sex GOD whose gravely voice has been forged by only drinking on stream.

It's too late karen-farmer, you've already made a million dollars.