Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

I keep seeing this calart reject for a comic on funnyjunk and think you guys would like to take a look. I don't get why, but the guys who make the comic just love putting weird adult humour in it every now and then.
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ITT the page where the dad is yelling "Scat!" would be either an insult or what's the mum eating because that's not the name of the mum from what I gathered.

They also made a post on their website advertising a pilot for their comic, so they want to put it on TV like Hazbin Hotel. What audience are they going for? It can't be for kids with the amount of adult jokes some of these pages are getting.
I feel like the artist(s) for this comic are just one bad day away from going full political sperging like the Blobby comic. It has a very similar simple yet shit aesthetic, and forced jokes that don't inspire even a little bit of laughter in you.
 
I keep seeing this calart reject for a comic on funnyjunk and think you guys would like to take a look. I don't get why, but the guys who make the comic just love putting weird adult humour in it every now and then.
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ITT the page where the dad is yelling "Scat!" would be either an insult or what's the mum eating because that's not the name of the mum from what I gathered.

They also made a post on their website advertising a pilot for their comic, so they want to put it on TV like Hazbin Hotel. What audience are they going for? It can't be for kids with the amount of adult jokes some of these pages are getting.
dude its just a lame #relatable mommy comic, hardly fine art but nothing strange, it's no different from any other instagram humor comic aside from the characters being portrayed as animals, which feels less furry in this instance, and more like how normies are fond of their funny talking animals

the audience is probably adults who like sitcoms about family shit
 
Adding on to what @Cuntspiracy Man said, "Scat!" is a stock phrase used to shoo/scare away animals (especially cats).
Yeah, this.

Every time someone's linked me Litterbox it's been... Normie parent humor, no real issues I saw.

Guy gets a lot of mileage out of the 'kids accidentally say lewd stuff' but, well. That is kind of how it be.
 
I keep seeing this calart reject for a comic on funnyjunk and think you guys would like to take a look. I don't get why, but the guys who make the comic just love putting weird adult humour in it every now and then.
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ITT the page where the dad is yelling "Scat!" would be either an insult or what the mum's eating because that's not the name of the mum from what I gathered.

They also made a post on their website advertising a pilot for their comic, so they want to put it on TV like Hazbin Hotel. What audience are they going for? It can't be for kids with the amount of adult jokes some of these pages are getting.
This is just lame jokes at most, man.
 
Behold, the average Kiwi Farms poster, everyone
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Oh, the things you can find on the furaffinity front page
 
Introducing, ya boy, thejuliocraft165
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A 100% guarantee autistic, "16-year-old" bisexual wolf boy from Peru, and an up-and-coming artist in the furry community with a big interest in all things male and female that I got cursed with by the algorithm - he also, as per his own description, likes to remind the viewer that:

"Hewwo watcher, I'm just writing this to remember that I'm bisexual with great pride and most likely I'll soon make drawings of big hairy dicks, as well as big assholes and pussys. Please don't be surprised when I start drawing pictures of male and female genitalia."

I did not highlight shit for emphasis, homeboy did.

He in retrospect is quite tame to some of what has been posted, but I think he has heart and deserves a mention, as he comes pre-packed with it all, he has the drive and desire to learn construction:

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The drive to learn anatomy:

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And when he puts it all together he has the smooth, unique style, that separates him from the herd:

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He needs to make his shit look tridimensional, that's why learning perspective is needed for art.
Well... he needs to look at more art tutorials tbh.
Also 16 years old, damm that's bad, yet another one who goes this way...
Behold, the average Kiwi Farms poster, everyone
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Oh, the things you can find on the furaffinity front page
I can't tell if the artist is trying to parody us or to masturbate with our existence?

Either way we won't have sex with his ass anyways.
 
He needs to make his shit look tridimensional, that's why learning perspective is needed for art.
Well... he needs to look at more art tutorials tbh.
Also 16 years old, damm that's bad, yet another one who goes this way...

I can't tell if the artist is trying to parody us or to masturbate with our existence?

Either way we won't have sex with his ass anyways.
According to the description of the piece:
"Apparently some people really like those "smelly NEET nerd" types. Honestly I don't. Those loser-type characters aren't my thing, as I prefer my fatties to be loved, dotted, pampered, happy and well-off instead of you know, miserable.

But I wanted to draw a bespeckled fatty at computer so here you go, I'll humor the "loser shut-in NEET fatties" crowd this once with this god-awful brat that thinks internet is serious shit (she will call you a "normie who doesn't know anything about life" if you don't agree that some internet-wide drama about the lenght of a fanfic from 10 years ago was equally traumatizing as vietnam)."
He just decided to make this for...some reason? I dunno what the forum has to do with this lmao, I guess we're the epitome of "Fat, terminally online neet" in the eyes of weirdos
 
He needs to make his shit look tridimensional, that's why learning perspective is needed for art.
Well... he needs to look at more art tutorials tbh.
Also 16 years old, damm that's bad, yet another one who goes this way...
Don't worry my friend.
If there is someone who will take the time to learn hard concepts such as perspective and proper shading to do porn, it will be this man, a man who would take the time away from whatever furry porn game he is playing, that I suspect is just vr with fetish models, to take a picture as if he's longing for his wife that died at sea, as a face reveal (That I'm amazed, although understand as he is autistic, he would do, considering his content).

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Also, tax:

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The image fascinates me for some reason. When the movement of a players position on a court defines if they win a game, what happens when the players are larger than the court? I mean you would need to modify serve rules to begin with, but then what can you do to keep the ball in court without bouncing twice. If it bounces once, it's over because with these characters physiology there isn't a way to reach it with their mobility. It really becomes just hitting a ball with a paddle and hoping it lands in the right place at that point.
 
So I revisited his page, and the guy who made the fat Kiwi Farms neet furry and the poltical compass is apparently in some hot water because he drew Mangle from Five Nights at Freddy's as an obese Chilean dictator and people didn't like it. The whole situation is kind of tarded

Edit: I just realized I've seen this guy before. Apparently he has made people upset with what he was making before? I may look into this further
 
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