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[A Fucking Houseplant]

"G'day, I'm a 34 year old trans man"
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Every single troon ever, immediately upon hitting age 34:

 

[Precious Bodily Fluids]

The troon movement's thoughts on gender have always been funny to me. While they're not wrong that gender stereotypes are socially constructed depending on culture (i.e - what's feminine in America will be different in India or Ghana), these idiots never bring up that sex and gender are intertwined. Every other "third gender" is just a category to categorize anyone (usually effeminate gay men) who doesn't fit in their culture's perceptions of a female or male. Look at the Hijra, the Fa'afafine, the Bakla or Travesti. There is no widely accepted "gender" category that doesn't draw back to male or female. Even non-binary is the ridiculous idea of saying you're "not" a man or woman.

Troons ironically enforce gender stereotypes since any man who says they "feel" like a "woman" or vice versa is usually doing so because of stereotypes and vague "feelings". So many trannies have the same story about they're a boy who played with dolls or a girl who didn't like makeup. Look at Jazz Jennings / Jaron.

And where do they think the social construction of traditional societies originated from? It's all downstream of biology.

Spoiler: sperging

*In the past without scientific understanding, you can't tell if the woman your son is marrying has been fucking someone else. Meaning your family wealth could be unknowingly passed down to somebody unrelated to you, especially in a homogenous-looking ethnic tribe. So the woman's family keeps a close watch on their virgin daughter as she grows up and then she proves her innocence by bleeding in the marital bed. Then she goes to live with your family so you can be the ones keeping an eye on her from then on, giving you confidence to pass on your family wealth to the children she bears (thus benefitting her in a massive material way too). This makes virginity important in marriage negotiations since there's no way to be sure she didn't get knocked up beforehand. Over time, women's virginity (and the associated cultural behaviors to maintain it in young women) becomes culturally important to every family with inherited wealth (so all noble families everywhere in the feudal world). Medieval cultures around the world didn't all mostly arrive at this method through the coincidence of just socially constructing arbitrary rules for fun, nor because the "patriarchy hates women" as mouthbreathing radical feminists would put it. It's a culture that emerges from the combination of biological and material conditions, it was socially constructed on a biological foundation of avoiding cuckoldry. (nowadays we can do paternity testing)

*Men can impregnate many women, but women can only have one baby at a time (and at some risk to themselves). This single point is utterly fundamental to understanding the development of human societies. So you have the men do all the non pregnancy-related high risk shit and if most of them die in the attempt, the few remaining men can still impregnate all the women and keep the tribe going. A culture emerges where men are taught to be risk takers who go and out do stuff and women are taught to be risk avoiders who stay home. And then downstream of that you get an additional divvying up of work tasks (if you're staying home to avoid risks, may as well be the one doing domestic chores; occupying your time with hobbies that benefit from being immobile for many hours like weaving clothes, etc). The primitive social construction of how the tribe explains to itself why this is the way things came to be can be whatever bullshit they dream up and tell themselves, but it's just a post-facto rationalization flowing from the logic of how babby is made that generated that social construction in the first place.

Society is full of postmodern dimwits who lack the skill to intelligently apply that lens as a tool and just think that social construction means everything is fake. This applies to both troons as well as the radical feminists who spent decades clearing a path for them, only to have surprise pikachu face when 6ft autist troglodytes started invading women's spaces.

 

[Faceless Whore]

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Jealous of my (cis female) best friend for being more masculine than me

My best friend is a butch lesbian (cis) but is naturally so much more masculine than I am, when I'm trying so so so hard to pass she naturally gets mistaken for a guy when we're out together meanwhile I'm treated like a girl. Everything she does is really loud because she moves really noisily and strongly, and has a loud and commanding voice, both of which are very masculine and things she does naturally whilst I'm struggling to learn these habits my body. She has been raised a tomboy and given freedom, and is naturally masucline; whereas I am not naturally masculine and am havig to work and try really really hard to unlearn all the femininity I've been taught. She has naturally super wide shoulders and no hips which gives her a maculine body shape, and on top of that she goes to the gym a lot and talks all the time about benching and the gain in her biceps/shoulders, which makes me feel very emasculated (I unfortunately can't go to the gym with my dysphoria and I don't have enough money). I'm struggling to be around her when I'm so bitterly jealous of her, and I have to try hard to hide my sadness and frustration (even when I knwo half of it are things that aren't natural to her but are choices I could do, like going to the gym).

How do I get ovet this? I don't want to stop being friends with her as she's the cloest person in my life. I'm thinking I'll try and spend less time around her, espeically by not living with her as of summer, because that should ease things a bit. I would just like to get over myself because I know it's nothing to do with her and everything to do with my own insecurities.

I don't know what Pooner Hell looks like, but it might be this.

 

[Geraldine]

I'm post op and I was just misgendered when naked in public
It's been a loooong time since one stung this bad. Shit's wild.

I'd love to know the context of this eunuch being naked in public.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pooner is hulking the fuck out on T. (And I'm not referring to Hulk's muscles.)
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Pouting and stomping out without saying a word, because some nice lady recognized you and congratulated your continued effort to get in shape? Such a manly thing to do, dood. I'm almost tempted to smile approvingly at my horn of mead from reading such blatant masculinity.

 

[GumballFapper]

4ft 10 Pooner finds out the hard way that mutilation surgeries and 10 years of hormone abuse doesn't magically turn her into a DOOD

 

[Rick The Stick]

Pooner is hulking the fuck out on T. (And I'm not referring to Hulk's muscles.)
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Yes, it's the T with a healthy dose of pathetic insecurity you fucking Pooner. In fact I'd actually say it's your insecurity because y'know what men don't do? Seethe when the nice lady at the gym gives a friendly greeting and a little encouragement for sticking with it. It's so common to see people sign up at a gym and then vanish after a couple weeks, while still paying the membership no less, that it's a meme.

I have a sneaking suspension this chick would have been just as mad if some big dude who was horse cocking weights came over and told her "good work, keep at it" because her insecurity would take it as a slight.

I dont like gyms for plenty of reasons and have a home gym as a result. The staff and the other goers have never been one of em. Gyms can be the source of some of the most TRUE & HONEST encouragement you'll get in your efforts to become fit.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Pooner is hulking the fuck out on T. (And I'm not referring to Hulk's muscles.)
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Oh boy, if a glownigger recruits this pooner we’ll be looking at Audrey Hale 2: Erectric boogaloo

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

4ft 10 Pooner finds out the hard way that mutilation surgeries and 10 years of hormone abuse doesn't magically turn her into a DOOD

That's pretty horrifying, cuts her tits off, 10 yrs on whore moans and she is just now figuring out she still ain't a DOOD even a minidud.

Yes, it's the T with a healthy dose of pathetic insecurity you fucking Pooner.

Does the T do this to a lot of people? The poor woman probably was told to do that because yeah a little encouragement goes a long way at the gym. I know when I first started working out I probably would have quit after a week or two if it wasn't for the encouragement and making a few friends at the gym. The first couple weeks and your gonna be sore as fuck and its easy to skip a day, then its a few days then you just stop going.

Oh boy, if a glownigger recruits this pooner we’ll be looking at Audrey Hale 2: Erectric boogaloo

I just saw that Audrey Hale broad doesn't classify as a hate crime because she said faggot. The real reason is so the ADL can claim only right wing people commit hate crimes but you know faggots gonna fag

I don't know what Pooner Hell looks like, but it might be this.

You'd think if they would realise they don't pass so why not just go with it and become a hot chick instead, we see tons of these freaks bitching they don't pass but I cant remember ever reading one saying hey I didn't pass so I just stayed my current gender

If you can’t stick titty skittles up the wrong ‘un, then what’s the point?

Maybe ass blasting pills is just the way faggots do all their pills, I've heard of fags sticking oxy or xanax up there before. And whats with pregnazon being used for HRT? I had a rash a few months ago and that's what ended up clearing it up, is that a normal steriod for tranys?

 

[Faceless Whore]

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Why are people obsessed with seeing my tits

I've had three separate partners ask to see my chest. For WHAT? Why do you need to see a part of myself I hate so much I tape down, haunch my shoulders to hide, shower with the lights closed so I don't see it. Why do you need to see something I'm willing to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to remove?

I joke every time about it so I don't scream. Hahaha limited edition tits you don't get to see them.

Genuinely FUCK OFF.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I love they are taking the ostrich approach to their dysphoria: "IF I CLOSE MY EYES THEN I DONT HAVE TITS."

 

[neverendingmidi]

Does the T do this to a lot of people? The poor woman probably was told to do that because yeah a little encouragement goes a long way at the gym.

There’s a reason “roid rage” exists as a stereotype. Their “testosterone” is pretty much the same as taking steroids, possibly even the exact same medication.

 

[Poonocchio]

There’s a reason “roid rage” exists as a stereotype. Their “testosterone” is pretty much the same as taking steroids, possibly even the exact same medication.

Mixed with some serious female cluster B instability. Scary combo.

 

[Pig Cups]

If a man wants to be with an obviously mentally ill chick like that, at least he's getting good pussy out of that equation.

Nah, dude. Just nah. Pooner pussy is not good pussy. You might as well not even consider it pussy, and remove it as an option from your list.

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Typical situation of being an unfortunate sod looking to get his rocks off amidst a sexual drought, and having difficulties in locating available women nearby to satisfy his needs. In a jiffy, I figured a pooner would work. They’re women with pussies, right? Maybe not my first choice, but no biggie! So, I started trawling Tinder and Taimi. I’ve had one encounter each with two different pooners, and I’ll explain why I haven’t gone near that itch since then.

>ENCOUNTER #1
-Looked like a full-blown bull dyke trying to skin-walk a teenaged boy. Dressed in a hoodie and a fitted baseball cap.
-Wore a binder that felt like a ship hull, thanks to how tightly it was compressing her breasts, which were sure to be large as she was a larger woman. Wasn’t long before she said that she didn’t want her chest touched at all.
-Tried the whole performative affirmation routine to loosen her up and salvage at least some of the evening. “Suck my dick, bi-er…I mean, DOOD!” Yeah, not pleasant.
-Stayed less than an hour. Furthest she allowed was fingering *OUTSIDE* of her thick, wall-like panties, and that only lasted a couple minutes. Absolutely pathetic and a waste of time. Dithering, confused girl in the throes of a suicidally foolish ideology that she couldn’t even define herself.

>ENCOUNTER #2
-Decided to give the benefit of the doubt and give another one a try after the ordeal from ENCOUNTER #1. Big mistake.
-This one was pretty gross, and you could tell that she wasn’t a pretty girl pre-troon. On top of that, the testosterone was giving her noticeable hair on her arms and legs, and she was starting to bald. Forehead looked gnarly, and she wore glasses. (shrugs) Hey, I was desperate.
-To say she was shy is an understatement. Again, I did the same “yeah, DOOD!” routine to make her more comfortable. She made a conscious effort to refer to her vag as “the front.” She did have a frankenclit, and a bush like Osama bin Laden’s beard. I guess “hair = masculine,” so they don’t like to shave. Gross.
-Not looking to drag this one out, so I finally was able to coax her into allowing penetration. That lasted less than a minute because the bleeding started.
-I looked down, saw the blood on my hands, genitals, and hips (wore a rubber, thankfully), and reality began creeping in. The disgust. The delusional ridiculousness of her charade. The exasperation at the utter production for something like a simple lay, and it turning lousy anyway. I started feeling angry, and I’m sure it showed in my body language. I channeled the rest of my anger into loudly inquiring “ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD?” in the kind of voice you’d hear a guy doing in films from the 1940s. She quickly gathered her belongings and left without saying a word. Thus, ended my sexual foray into Poonerworld.

TL;DR: Don’t fuck pooners. It ain’t worth the trouble, since you’re not even going to get the fulfillment you crave anyway. They’re batshit and gross.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Why do you need to see something I'm willing to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to remove?

If that one little question doesn't just perfectly summarize the fatal flaw that lies at the core of gender reassignment surgery. It doesn't matter how much money you throw at the 'problem', nature always wins in the end. You can chop yourself up seven ways to Sunday and pump yourself full of drugs and synthetic hormones, but all people will ever see when they look at you is what you so clearly and fundamentally are.

The answer to her question is this little thing called 'human nature'. It can't be bought or paid off with any quantity of money.

Her post is just *chef's kiss*.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Mixed with some serious female cluster B instability.

After all I've seen I'm convinced transgenderism is a cluster B phenomenon. They're not quite narcs (because they openly loathe themselves) but they possess a self-centeredness that rivals even the most grandiose of narcs and are 100% incapable of understanding let alone respecting other people's boundaries. It seems to be a fundamental element of the troon mindset (both Tiffanies and Timmies).

I would be thrilled if there was scientific research done on this, but we all know that sure as fuck ain't gonna happen (not anytime soon anyway).

Edit: Holy shit I wasn't wrong.

Personality Disorders in Persons with Gender Identity Disorder​

Results. Persons with GID compared to cisgender heterosexuals have higher presence of PDs, particularly Paranoid PD, avoidant PDs, and comorbid PDs. In addition, MtF (transwomen are people assigned male at birth who identify as women) persons are characterized by a more severe psychopathological profile.
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An Italian study by Madeddu et al. [13] found the most frequent PDs from cluster B to be narcissistic PD, in particular, followed by histrionic and borderline PDs, with no differences between male-to-female (MtF) and female-to-male (FtM-transmen) (transmen are people assigned female at birth who identify as male) transsexuals (e.g., GID) samples.

Investigations by Bodlund et al. [14] found a statistically significant presence of PDs mainly within cluster B (assessed by SCID-II), as well as the majority with comorbid PDs in persons with GID. Furthermore, this study revealed significantly more subthreshold pathology among transsexuals (e.g., GID) than controls. The frequency of PD-fulfilled criteria was 29% among transsexuals (e.g., GID) versus 17% among controls [14].

Also from here:

Transgender individuals are 30 times more likely to suffer from Cluster B personality disorders compared with the baseline population. And, according to an older study, more than 50 percent of mothers with gender-dysphoric boys suffer from borderline personality disorder themselves—a remarkable transmission rate of psychopathology.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

There’s a reason “roid rage” exists as a stereotype. Their “testosterone” is pretty much the same as taking steroids, possibly even the exact same medication.

Wow I never knew even woman could get roid rage, I always assumed that was cuz men already have enough T in their bodies so when they add more it caused the roid rage. Honestly never really thought about it much until I started noticing all the pooners with roid rage.

They're not quite narcs (because they openly loathe themselves) but they possess a self-centeredness

I think their self centerednss comes from a humiliation fetish a lot of troons seem like they get off on posting their Ls, and jack off to their kiwi farms thread. Look at Richard Terra Jones for example, that guy has posted his kiwi thread link so often that multiple people he knew irl came to the farms to drop dirt on him.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Wow I never knew even woman could get roid rage, I always assumed that was cuz men already have enough T in their bodies so when they add more it caused the roid rage. Honestly never really thought about it much until I started noticing all the pooners with roid rage.

I think it's because men go through a testosterone-fueled puberty when they discover how hormones affect their mood and behavior. Consequently most men learn to calm the fuck down around their early 20s. Pooners have never had such an experience, they start rubbing T all over themselves and injecting it and when it turns them crazy they have no awareness of what's going on.

 

[Vi0l3t]

4ft 10 Pooner finds out the hard way that mutilation surgeries and 10 years of hormone abuse doesn't magically turn her into a DOOD

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It's almost as if men and women are different, with different bodies even chopping parts out or scooping them out doesnt change anything. No pill will magically transform you into the other. You never passed tard.

 

[Kumquat]

it’s so funny how troons, like incels, don’t understand that most people only want to date people they are attracted to. Why don’t I date trannies? Easy enough to say no particular reason, I just haven’t met one that I’ve been attracted to. Though the truth is, even if you could look past their uncanny-at-best appearances, their personalities and interests are too vile for most to consider partnering with one. Not to mention their blatant mental instability.
What man wants to be with a “woman” who acts like a teen male school shooter? Who wants to be with someone who is constantly freaking the fuck out over nonsense, being mean, and turning love into hard work? But it’s always twansphobia, not that they tend to have traits that are inherently undesirable in romantic partners.

They use trooning out as if it were a relationship cheat-code, then frame it as a civil rights issue rather than a personality issue. "It's not that I'm a horrible person, it's because everybody is transphobic!" It's pure self-centered laziness. I don't have to change, it's all of you who have to change!

And where do they think the social construction of traditional societies originated from? It's all downstream of biology.

From talking and reading these people so much, they really seem to believe that every year, for thousands of years, powerful men gather around in their annual patriarchy meeting saying "alright, gentlemen, how are the oppression campaigns going? Anybody got any new social constructs we can create in society to oppress all the non-white, non-male citizenry?"

They never seem to realize that these are traditions that have naturally come about after centuries of experimentation and observation. Modern people think we're so smart and that we're so much more educated than those old, barbaric ancestors of ours, when in reality we haven't really come up with anything new. There's nothing being said today that hasn't been said and tried before at some point in history, and there's a reason those ideas died out. They didn't fucking work. The traditions and values we have today are the ideas that worked, so they stuck around.

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I don't know what Pooner Hell looks like, but it might be this.

Just remember, this pooner knows that she's really a man. Ignore the fact that her butch lesbian friend, who isn't a man, is manning better than her pooner friend, even though the pooner claims to have the soul of a man in a woman's body.

Does the T do this to a lot of people?

Yes, one of the big side-effects of taking testosterone is increased anger and aggression. There's many detransitioners, mostly women, who have talked about their experiences on T and how violently enraged it would make them.

It's a recipe for unbridled disaster, since now you've got the aggression of a man combined with the petty spitefulness of a woman. The results are a human time bomb just waiting to go off.

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But it's definitely not a mental illness, you guys. It's totally normal to shower with the lights off because seeing your own body sends you into a depression spiral.

Jesus Christ. When I was a younger kid in high-school I was a fat-ass, and I was a bit ashamed of my fat body, but I don't think I was ever so sensitive as to shower with the lights off. These people have some serious fucking mental blocks they need to confront, but as usual, we just encourage them to mutilate themselves and run from their issues. Life-saving care, everybody!