Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RX-78]

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The email:
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A fat retard abuses his own children? Wow, color me surprised--total boomer death cannot happen fast enough.

 

[Hax1337]

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The email:
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"It's sad seeing beautiful women be race mixers. DON'T be one of them.
Be Proud Of Your Race"

That e-mail glows so fucking hard.

After watching one of August's videos about Jack on 2x speed and looking at his recent video titles and thumbnails it would not come as a surprise that he, or some other faggot from his discord server sloppily fabricated the e-mail for easy content.

Whatever the truth might be I'm sure we'll be seeing multiple extremely low effort videos from August about this topic in the upcoming week so he can get effortless views from his braindead teenage fanbase.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I appreciate people summarising August’s shenanigans on this. I can’t watch him - that “uhuhuhuh” thing he does in the middle of words makes my skin crawl. But yeah I don’t think that email was sent by Jack. He is *just* self-aware enough not to put the race-baiting stuff out there so obviously.

 

[Chief Nigwelfacheqee]

My problem with August has always been how pretentious and pompous he manages to sound while critiquing a boomer lolcow making shitty food. He sounds like one of those stereotypical art gallery snobs with a few extra chromosomes added for spice.

That said this attempt at blackmail is extremely cringe.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So after an entire decade of people making fun of Jack on the internet and more or less staying silent he decides to go full William Luther Pierce on this one Penguinz0 ripoff? Most regarded excuse for a face reveal vid of all time

 

[GigaChad]

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No way this guy is 21. He would even look rough for a 31 year old

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is doing damage control and responding to comments with some variation of “I didn’t do it he’s lying”.

For what it’s worth, I definitely don’t think Jack sent the email, and I don’t think August is making it up. It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans. Of course, August has to censor the sender because he has no common sense.

 

[Seafarer]

It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans.

Could also just be some random A-log who found an opportunity to stir shit up.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Could also just be some random A-log who found an opportunity to stir shit up.

Either way, it’s a dumb fag.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Jack is doing damage control and responding to comments with some variation of “I didn’t do it he’s lying”.

For what it’s worth, I definitely don’t think Jack sent the email, and I don’t think August is making it up. It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans. Of course, August has to censor the sender because he has no common sense.

I heard Jack say he didn't do it and was about to take his word for it, but then he said to "stop believing everything you hear", so I guess I don't believe him? Jack why would you personally doxxx him like that?

 

[bile demon]

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All that email is missing is the trademark "Yours in Christ, Lynne Robinson" signature.

 

[Narwhal]

Genuinely surprised he managed to spell "dox" correctly, maybe the carnivore diet is really working

 

[SteveGoatman]

I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.

I feel like the HVAC arc fits Jr and Jack to a T. Somebody in their family circle goes out of their way to set them up with a really sweet opportunity at a career (not just a job) and as soon as they realized there was even a trace of real work involved...they're out. For someone like Jr who didn't want to go/couldn't hack college, learning a trade like that is a great idea and yet he threw that away for bottom of the barrel jobs and so he could focus on his music/gamer/church "career". Jack shows the exact same delusional belief in his career prospects, lack of work ethic, and refusal to get a real job.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Jack is doing damage control and responding to comments with some variation of “I didn’t do it he’s lying”.

For what it’s worth, I definitely don’t think Jack sent the email, and I don’t think August is making it up. It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans. Of course, August has to censor the sender because he has no common sense.

But then Fatty has DMCA'd videos and claims that he never heard of the person in question.

I'm not saying he's lying but he's far from being a paragon of truth.

 

[Danny.exe]

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Bros... could it be? Part 2 of our A-logging friend?

Jack is annoying me to the point of glass tapping. #NGA #sorrynotsorry

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[AnOminous]

After watching one of August's videos about Jack on 2x speed and looking at his recent video titles and thumbnails it would not come as a surprise that he, or some other faggot from his discord server sloppily fabricated the e-mail for easy content.

The most irritating thing about August the Cuck is when he's criticizing Jack's cooking, he has some infallible sense for mocking one of the very rare things that Jack actually did right.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Genuinely surprised he managed to spell "dox" correctly, maybe the carnivore diet is really working

No way he actually typed that response, or even voice to text it. That response has way too few errors in it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

If the culprit is someone who browses this forum, please (and I mean this with all sincerity) kindly kill your entire family, then kill yourself.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack is far, far too stupid and apathetic to do anything more to an enemy than whine about them in a post or strike their videos. Junior is too stupid and apathetic to do anything more than make an account here and call people faggots before being swiftly mocked and rage-quitting.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The most irritating thing about August the Cuck is when he's criticizing Jack's cooking, he has some infallible sense for mocking one of the very rare things that Jack actually did right.

I think one of my favorite August gaffes was him giving Jack shit for using "watery" maple syrup in one of his pink chicken recipes, because he didn't realize that true and honest straight from the tree tap stuff is runnier than Aunt Jemima brown corn syrup. I get he's a stupid college student that doesn't know how to cook well either, but come on. That isn't obscure trivia.

That lack of insight is why I don't think August made up the actual email. He could've spent a minute breaking it apart, or even sat on his video for a day. He has regular content and it wasn't *urgent* to post. His brain was on zoomer influencer autopilot. It's only working in his favor elsewhere right now because his audience is the same. "Oh, this mentions Cooking with Jack! It must be Jack doing it! Case closed!"

(That "delete or I'll release info" threat in the email is particularly hilarious. It's like a more retarded version of the nude photo extortion scam.)

No way he actually typed that response, or even voice to text it. That response has way too few errors in it.

Hasn't Tammy helped write some of his posts before? Agree though, not enough errors. Jack has been borderline unintelligible lately. A cat plopping its ass onto a keyboard would make more sense.