Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

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[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick is just angry that Josh Moon was in Pippa's Survior challenge, and he wasn't.

 

[Brutality]

Hadn't seen this posted in the thread. Credit to the twitter user.

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Stan's voice should've been PPP but excellent edit my nigga

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Soon:

"You're a funny man, Nully; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

"Remember, Nully when I promised that I would kill you last?"

 

[Captain Manning]

I swear the fact that Kiwis collected 150+k bucks for Josh to use in legal proceedings is the biggest, thickest, sharpest thorn in Rekieta's rotting liver. He always thought of himself as a dude with financial know-how in crowdfunding because of the Vic lawsuit. He thought of himself as a dude Josh would be forced to crawl to asking him for help financing some thing or other and he thought of it as leverage. But it turned out his "expertise" was not only not needed, but it would be to Josh's detriment. I am convinced he seethes over legal fund more than anything else, because he thought he had something to offer and now he is like an emperor with no clothes.

Let's be honest here.

Vic's GFM was so successful because he had a legion of fans (mostly fangirls) waiting in the wings who were eager to support him.

Rekieta did not build support for Vic from the ground up. Much of the support was already there. Nick just funneled it all into one place. Rekieta's salesmanship is not what got it to almost $300K.

If Taylor Swift officially authorized me... a shitposter from the evil Nazi KF website... to make a crowdfunding campaign on her behalf, it would probably make a gazillion dollars. Am I a crowdfunding virtuoso?

Nick is just angry that Josh Moon was in Pippa's Survior challenge, and he wasn't.

I am almost afraid to ask but... what?

 

[not william stenchever]

I am almost afraid to ask but... what?

Pippa ran a Roblox tournament of some sort last week and one of the contestants had the username Joshua Conner Moon and made their roblox avatar look like Dear Feeder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Taylor Swift officially authorized me... a shitposter from the evil Nazi KF website... to make a crowdfunding campaign on her behalf, it would probably make a gazillion dollars. Am I a crowdfunding virtuoso?

We’ve seen from his recent streams that he absolutely believes his own hype and thinks being previously nigger rich on Superchats at one point makes him a superior person.

I have a feeling this isn’t the whiskey talking. Nick is completely detached from reality. I’d spend my life catatonic on pills too if I was dependent on a mean drunk to keep me and my kids alive.

 

[Maraschino]

Containment breach: Rage Twig drunken rant has now managed to get noticed by a section of the vtubing community. Say all you want about Vtuber/Vtuber fans, hate them or love them, but they have reach, connections, and most important of all for Nick, resources to deny him.

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The Balldomale does it again.

Only thing that could make this kino is Legal Mindset getting Pipkin and Kirsche onto his show, to show certain bumpkins from Minnesota that their time is long over.

 

[polar bear]

Damn I had thoughts again.
It is of utmost importance that Rekieta continues to spiral and we all watch it and learn from it and we get other people to watch and learn too. The society cannot heal if people get to get away with repulsive behaviour. Every now and then we have to accept that someone needs to fall apart completely, and that we all get better from learning from their demise.
Rekieta is that guy, because most of us can somewhat relate to him. In one way or another, he could have been part of your circle. If you're a young waiter, you could've seen a guy like him in your restaurant. If you're a doctor, he could've been your patient. You know educated people, you know people who go to church, you know family men. He wasn't just this anime degenerate, a big part of Nick was being a normal guy, acceptable in normie circles.

Almost nobody can relate to Gunt, so it's easy to point and laugh - but what can you learn from a person who dried puppies in the oven? He can't be real, his xannie intake can't be real, his kayfabist approach to life can't be real. You can take solace from watching and thinking - "well, at least I will never be like him". But you can't learn.

But with Rekieta, you can. If you are an occasional drinker, now it's your opportunity to observe what happens and change your ways. I dropped booze months ago when I saw how incoherent he became, I don't want to end up with holes in my brain. He's not a paint huffing, genetically predisposed junkie - here is an educated family man who ended up completely retarded BECAUSE OF DRINKING.
If you're a genX/boomer going through midlife crisis, thinking that being hot and sexually attractive is some sort of a thing to aspire to - look at what happened to Rekieta. He thought that talking about sex with people other than his wife, is good. It's not. It's pathetic. It's disgusting. People, especially younger than him, are repulsed and uncomfortable. You need to accept that you are not that hot shit anymore, and most people don't want to see any part of you naked. Some degenerates may goad you into exposing your sexuality - don't listen to them. You will lose. But, no matter how old and decrepit you are - you will be appreciated for being skilled, intelligent, funny, kind, considerate and pleasant.

There are many more things to learn from Rekieta, but to not belabor the point I'll keep it short - he must continue spiralling and he must fall apart, so that other people thoroughly understand how close they are to being like Nick - even if they don't stream, even if they don't watch anime, even if they don't keep pet Drexels. It's very easy to become pathetic.

 

[Captain Manning]

We’ve seen from his recent streams that he absolutely believes his own hype and thinks being previously nigger rich on Superchats at one point makes him a superior person.

Content is king.

He doesn't have any anymore. At least not the type anybody wants to pay for. Only the type that's mockable is left.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's not a paint huffing, genetically predisposed junkie

You almost certainly do not have the data on which to base such an assertion.

 

[zimzam88]

Special message to John in between the 3 hours of braindead article reading of old stories:

 

[AnOminous]

Was watching the PPP analysis of the Nigger rant is there any truth to Nick being a trust fund baby?

He has so vehemently denied "having" a trust fund that I think it's somehow technically true, but with his lengthy existence with no visible means of support for his extravagant lifestyle, shit like a "nanny" who buys $3,000 worth of "snacks," literally $100 a day on "snacks," a home with a specially constructed vault just for his tardstreams, it's obvious there's some external source of money.

Imagine being such an utter, vile piece of shit that you take a severe mental health crisis one of your fans confided in you with and not just airing that out for anyone and everyone to know but to straight up mock that person's suffering.

This is why absolutely nobody should give this guy money as he would then have your financial information. His inability to keep a confidence also says a lot about his fitness to practice law.

Only thing that could make this kino is Legal Mindset getting Pipkin and Kirsche onto his show, to show certain bumpkins from Minnesota that their time is long over.

I hope Legal Mindset gets a million anime rabbits.

Rekieta is that guy, because most of us can somewhat relate to him. In one way or another, he could have been part of your circle.

"There but for the grace of God go I." A few wrong turns and you could be there too. This is why you avoid them. And for fuck's sake if you do end up approaching Nickdom, PULL UP.

Because the outcome of not doing it is this:

 

[indomitable snowman]

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Looks like someone splashed holy water on him.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He has so vehemently denied "having" a trust fund that I think it's somehow technically true

The way he denies it is probably some lawyer thing. There's some technicality where HE doesn't have a trust fund but it's set up for the family or something. So he can deny it without lying in his own mind but any normal person would see it as a lie.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I am almost afraid to ask but... what?

Pippa Pippkins had some Roblox Survivor tournament set up, and one of the final contestants was a player with the username of Joshua Conner Moon. But we all know it was the real Josh playing, and not an imposter.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Only thing that could make this kino is Legal Mindset getting Pipkin and Kirsche onto his show, to show certain bumpkins from Minnesota that their time is long over.

With the undeniable success that Legal Mindset got with getting into the niche that is "vtuber lawyering" I fully expect for him to get a VTuber rig, so this might be very real possibility.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

John rant got the lower echelons of commentary to finally notice. If he keeps this up, he will be milk for the big guys.
Then he will get the unhinged alogs from their Zoomer audiences.
GG Nick, working hard to keep that lolcow of the year award.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Only thing that could make this kino is Legal Mindset getting Pipkin and Kirsche onto his show, to show certain bumpkins from Minnesota that their time is long over.

Has to be said, the second Mindset started talking about V-Tubing I started counting the days to when he will fail as well.

 

[AnOminous]

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John rant got the lower echelons of commentary to finally notice. If he keeps this up, he will be milk for the big guys.
Then he will get the unhinged alogs from their Zoomer audiences.
GG Nick, working hard to keep that lolcow of the year award.

I don't know, I think he has descended so far into horrorcow territory that he is no longer actually funny. Even I find it difficult to take amusement in this sheer level of misery. There are certainly a couple grim chuckles to be had here but it has gone to a seriously dark place.