Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[zimzam88]

Literally tens of thousands on shitty paintings that he has just left on the floor rather than hanging.

Didn't he say he's like a pro art collector or some shit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I seriously doubt that. The instant this giant fag got any money at all he immediately went full FUCK YOU DAD and started blowing it on Rustangs and Balldos and $3,000 worth of "snacks" and cuck week vacations to Hedo II.

I didn’t say he has much money saved. Maybe only a month or so at his current pace.

Which makes me curious what gets cut for - the maid or his drink?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We need the "Portugal arc "first.

Balldoman's already had his ass beat in Jamaica. Twice. At Hedonism II. Just in a slightly different way than Ralph in Portugal.

 

[polar bear]

Literally tens of thousands on shitty paintings that he has just left on the floor rather than hanging.

This is one of the most despicable things about him. I don't like them paintings, would never buy them. But it takes so much work to create a painting by hand, even for what most people think is shitty and childish art - if the artists is not a conman, there is a lot of heart and thought involved into choosing the right colours, composition etc.
And most of all, even a conman spewing thoughtless paintings by dozens, cares about protecting them. Nick is allowing mites, cockroaches and whatever else crawls in that cuckroom to eat and poop on them. He keeps open, thoroughly licked, and anus-juice-lubed bottles on the floor, so the humidity also does the damage. Fucking unappreciative bastard is what I think about that.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he say he's like a pro art collector or some shit.

Truly elite art collectors know you never hang up paintings or anything. Just chucking them on the floor like the trash in a bachelor pad, that's the way to go.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Or whatever it is. Maybe some other kind of financial vehicle. Maybe his parents realize he's such a complete and utter fuckup that they've set up a generation-skipping trust to keep him from squandering all the money and leaving them destitute. Remember this dipshit said he isn't even going to set up anything to pay for their college and that they'll all just grow up to be streamers or some weird shit like that.

Right. Conspiracy theory: when he implies family drama kept him from streaming, he means he had already shook out the kids piggy banks and had them tied up trying to get their atm PINs

 

[Seafarer]

A lot of people like to deny this general principle, but Rekieta is a perfect case study of people using "jokes" as a way to say something other people would disapprove of while maintaining some plausible deniability and hedging one's bets.

It’s Schrödinger’s Douchbag.
If people approve of the statement-> “yeah I know, right guys?”
If people disapprove of the statement-> “I’m only joking guys!”

It’s a way for degenerate and insecure people to test the waters without committing to anything.

 

[Maraschino]

A lot of people like to deny this general principle, but Rekieta is a perfect case study of people using "jokes" as a way to say something other people would disapprove of while maintaining some plausible deniability and hedging one's bets.

There's already a term for it: Schrodinger's Douchebag.

"One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not."

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Right. Conspiracy theory: when he implies family drama kept him from streaming, he means he had already shook out the kids piggy banks and had them tied up trying to get their atm PINs

On the topic of faimily drama stopped him from streaming.

The excuse never made sense to me. Less sucsessful streamers than him are way more consistant, you can hire an editor to clip one stream and put it into manaheable segments. One stream can last you a week of content at minimum.

His problem isn’t not streaming, it’s not being asked to set things up so he is covered when he doesn’t.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Truly elite art collectors know you never hang up paintings or anything. Just chucking them on the floor like the trash in a bachelor pad, that's the way to go.

It’s especially important to keep the paintings on the floor if you own multiple cats. They’re “upper middle class” moggies who deserve $50,000 scratch pads to sharpen their claws on and spray with piss.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I seriously doubt that. The instant this giant fag got any money at all he immediately went full FUCK YOU DAD and started blowing it on Rustangs and Balldos and $3,000 worth of "snacks" and cuck week vacations to Hedo II.

With the mustang and paintings, snacks, bull fees, etc etc I can see him spending half a million for total family expenditure in 2022 alone.

 

[RotPockets]

John rant got the lower echelons of commentary to finally notice. If he keeps this up, he will be milk for the big guys.

The greatest insult would be he gets folded in to a Keffals documentary that everyone seems to be clamoring for, as some fading boomer coomer killing himself for attention on the sidelines. Not worthy of any actual effort just a footnote sandwiched between fake farts and #dropkiwifarms, that being the culmination of his online existence.

The only thing that could be more pathetic than shitting on and airing the dirty laundry of a mentally ill guy that came to you for help in order to feel superior would be to shit on a literal child in order to feel superior. Only the most pathetic garbage needs to compare themselves to the most desperate and helpless people to feel superior. If he really believed his own bullshit, he would be observing how he stacks up against successful and happy people, not the dysfunctional and broken.

Rekieta is scum.

Funny how you have to be a married law streamer with the same amount of subscribers and five kids to dare ordain to give him advice, yet he is simultaneously the equivalent of a suicidal man who grew disinterested in a streamer whose community he was a paid member of.

 

[GumboVariation]

I didn’t say he has much money saved. Maybe only at month or so at his current pace.

Which makes me curious what gets cut for - the maid or his drink?

Didn't this guy make like 500k in superchats covering the Depp/Heard alone?

if he has no money left he's a retard

 

[Kurohige]

probably doesn’t realize how obvious the trust fund is.

Nick, the sole breadwinner(?), lives in a large af house with a wife and 5 kids in the Year of Our Lord 2024, with multiple liabilities requiring time and investments surrounding him (i.e., le Mustang)...

If he's still evading that Trust Fund Question, good to know he's beyond delusional too.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

It’s Schrödinger’s Douchbag.
If people approve of the statement-> “yeah I know, right guys?”
If people disapprove of the statement-> “I’m only joking guys!”

It’s a way for degenerate and insecure people to test the waters without committing to anything.

I see a Vaush parallel. “Ha ha whoopsie is that a horse fucking a small child!? Boy howdy, sports fans, I sure don’t endorse that! Unless….”

It’s going about as well for both of them.

 

[Potatoherder]

He did rather ok on YT with $170 and maybe his best nights on Rumble ever at $608. Probably only the Eric July spergout streams did better. Nick(31197417) said 3 things and they were all boring. 437 hits for 'john', 20 hits for 'jew', 40 hits for 'kiwi', and 27 hits for 'farms'. It was a paypig fest: millionairebear accounts for 65.8% or $400, JasonOfTGA 13.2% or $80, and richardoteam 10.7% or $65. You can see the massive drop in the conversion rate. Viewers were on the low side of rumble and active users were average. Don't really have the time do properly format all the sperging so I'll do the funniest one and let other's dig thru if they are willing.


The rundown of the paypigs: richardoteam was an antagonizer, JasonOfTGA is the same QAnnon idiot as always, and millionairebear was just random until the best rant of the night.

millionairebear	so john should KYS like gorge floyd hung himself on the concrete	$50	2024-02-23 02:52:43 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	OMFG		2024-02-23 02:53:00 -0600 CST

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Total Rumbles: $ 608
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Peak Viewers: 3751
Peaked time: 2024-02-23 01:12:20.515368701 -0600 CST m=+12307.160368908
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Chat Messages: 3078 ( 313 unique users )
Muted: 0
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Unknown: 1
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Start: 2024-02-22 23:28:25.654312021 -0600 CST m=+6072.299312228
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4f5yb0-scotus-a...or-racism-liquidate-alex-jones-crazy-cop.html
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[iniuit basketball pro 420]

Aside from him being such a piece of shit I don't get how/why he's so mad about all of the speculation about his private life while also doing everything possible to fuel that speculation. I get that he's an absolutely shameless attention whore but any normal and sane person would not keep doing something they hated or resulted in outcomes they find undesireable. Rackets is clearly fucked up in the head.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Didn't this guy make like 500k in superchats covering the Depp/Heard alone?

if he has no money left he's a retard

Yeah. He then spemt a lot. And I mean a lot.

 

[veritarded]

"You texted a streamer!"

“he wasn’t even in the shower when he was texting me!”

 

[Swole McPole]

Would only work if the lawyer could prove the pedo accusation Nick threw in this was false. Otherwise Nick would turn around and say just like his accusation of Monty it’s true.

My goal wouldn't be to make the argument that Nick was in the habit of calling all and sundry pedos -- rather, it'd be to show the jury what kind of unsympathetic scumbag this guy is. The kind of man who encourages people who are at their lowest ebb to confide in him for money -- and then breaks those confidences in front of an audience of thousands to settle some pathetic argument.

Yes, I do want to prejudice the jury against him. He's a cunt.