Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kurohige]

GG Nick, working hard to keep that lolcow of the year award.

The ultimate cope: Balldo is ruining his health and life, and antagonizing the Farms on purpose for a fake and gay internet trophy. He can stop at any time, guys. Just give him the gold already lol.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I don't know, I think he has descended so far into horrorcow territory that he is no longer actually funny. Even I find it difficult to take amusement in this sheer level of misery. There are certainly a couple grim chuckles to be had here but it has gone to a seriously dark place.

If Balldoman continues this way, we might be getting a Turkey Tom 2hr Video about him sooner than we thought.

 

[Fapcop]

The way he denies it is probably some lawyer thing. There's some technicality where HE doesn't have a trust fund but it's set up for the family or something. So he can deny it without lying in his own mind but any normal person would see it as a lie.

The trust fund lie, (sure, in some technical jewy legal shyster sense it may not be a straight up lie) is so blatantly retarded.

He’s a non-practicing lolyer.

He’s lucky to clear 100$ in superchats these days.

The rumble bumble is over.

So how in the f does Nick afford his 3000$ snack budget and 100$ liquor habit?

Rekieta is the type of garbage person who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and probably doesn’t realize how obvious the trust fund is.

 

[zimzam88]

Even I find it difficult to take amusement in this sheer level of misery. There are certainly a couple grim chuckles to be had here but it has gone to a seriously dark place.

I try to search for funny shit like wood paneling rants but then he's gotta go full spiteful demonic trainwreck rant that I can't even sit through. His pride is still at 200% not a shred of remorse or shame, this ride wont have a happy ending.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta is the type of garbage person who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and probably doesn’t realize how obvious the trust fund is.

Or whatever it is. Maybe some other kind of financial vehicle. Maybe his parents realize he's such a complete and utter fuckup that they've set up a generation-skipping trust to keep him from squandering all the money and leaving them destitute. Remember this dipshit said he isn't even going to set up anything to pay for their college and that they'll all just grow up to be streamers or some weird shit like that.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Scurvy or Rickets arc when?

We need the "Portugal arc "first.

 

[Brutality]

I'm bracing one of these days that hes gonna get drunk enough to show phallus/anus on stream and rumble cans him

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

We need the "Portugal arc "first.

It'll be jamaica and he's gonna get a coconut shoved up his ass for trying to 'assist' the bull.

Unfortunately for us, he'll enjoy it.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

If you're a genX/boomer going through midlife crisis

its milenials turn to go through it believe it or not , the oldest of us is 44 . So its going to get worse , x- ers got a divorse to marry the yoga instructor, boomers cheated and got a sports car. Milenials considering their penchant for degeneracy that made zoomers go HELL no and turn to perpetual virginity scares me .

I don't know, I think he has descended so far into horrorcow territory that he is no longer actually funny. Even I find it difficult to take amusement in this sheer level of misery. There are certainly a couple grim chuckles to be had here but it has gone to a seriously dark place.

Same this is just sad, terrifying and stuff that psychological horrors are made from. For real

 

[6MillionCoofs]

So how in the f does Nick afford his 3000$ snack budget and 100$ liquor habit?

Savings. The hard times have only just started happening. He’s likely got money saved up that he’s burning through. We are going to start seeing real fun when all that money is gone.

and probably doesn’t realize how obvious the trust fund is.

He’s likely denying it because when most people say trust fund they think you just have that money whenever you want. That’s not how they work. As you said technicality.

 

[zimzam88]

I'm bracing one of these days that hes gonna get drunk enough to show phallus/anus on stream and rumble cans him

I can already hear his crackling gravely voice while he rubs his index finger up and down the side of his head "It was just a JOKE! it was FUNNY!"

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I don't know, I think he has descended so far into horrorcow territory that he is no longer actually funny. Even I find it difficult to take amusement in this sheer level of misery. There are certainly a couple grim chuckles to be had here but it has gone to a seriously dark place.

To an extent, I can agree. Due to Camelot trying to grift off Pippa again mixed with John rant, vtuber audience has been reminded of the events of last year. Hot off the Nijisanji rage people out of the loop are finding out. Both commentary and vtuber fans are in a prime position to make it rain milk.

2024 is about to get a lot funnier.

 

[Obsul]

I can already hear his crackling gravely voice while he rubs his index finger up and down the side of his head "It was just a JOKE! it was FUNNY!"

A lot of people like to deny this general principle, but Rekieta is a perfect case study of people using "jokes" as a way to say something other people would disapprove of while maintaining some plausible deniability and hedging one's bets.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick hired the Ukrainians to MURDER Coach Reddit Pill!

As if I didn't need another reason for Putin to glass all the Kholhols.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Milenials considering their penchant for degeneracy that made zoomers go HELL no and turn to perpetual virginity scares me .

Why do you think all the trooning out and polyamory and other strange sex stuff is happening? It is millenials mid life crisis.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s likely got money saved up that he’s burning through.

I seriously doubt that. The instant this giant fag got any money at all he immediately went full FUCK YOU DAD and started blowing it on Rustangs and Balldos and $3,000 worth of "snacks" and cuck week vacations to Hedo II.

 

[Fapcop]

Savings. The hard times have only just started happening. He’s likely got money saved up that he’s burning through. We are going to start seeing real fun when all that money is gone.

Gotta give good ol’ extra hefty X FOR DOUBT on that one.

The man ran out and got a Rustang when he was loaded. Spent thousands of dollars on shitty art.

He drinks 100$ and 200$ bottles of whisky like it’s water. (Probably because he thinks it makes him classy and less of a drunkard than if he had gotten a 30$ bottle of Jack.)

This is a man (though I loathe to use the word “man” about Rekieta, technically that’s what he is) utterly enslaved to his vices, and the status he believes money grants him.

This is not someone who’d put 30K in the bank for savings if he came across a $50K windfall.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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To an extent, I can agree. Due to Camelot trying to grift off Pippa again mixed with John rant, vtuber audience has been reminded of the events of last year. Hot off the Nijisanji rage people out of the loop are finding out. Both commentary and vtuber fans are in a prime position to make it rain milk.

2024 is about to get a lot funnier.

Say it with me now, BACK TO BACK CHAMP.

 

[AnOminous]

The man ran out and got a Rustang when he was loaded. Spent thousands of dollars on shitty art.

Literally tens of thousands on shitty paintings that he has just left on the floor rather than hanging.

 

[Neetorino]

Balldoguard has taken up the mantle of defending the Rage Twig

You know, if we're going to stick with the Rage Twig we might as well keep the defender name as guntguard gauntguard.