Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Geez, at that point, just do what you egged on John for. I'm willing to bet FAR more people like John, both on the internet and real life, than you.

LMAO incel prude, who would ever love John? He doesn't have a million dollars, he doesn't drink 100 dollars worth of whiskey a night, and he doesn't hang out with cool people like Dick, Vito, and Drexel! I bet John doesn't even have a balldo!

 

[GORILLA.BAS]

Man all this has been kind of a bummer. I started watching Nick early on and really enjoyed it almost never missing a stream. It was a good mix of informative and funny. I kind of stopped watching all that often when it got more of a general chat stream and just reacting to random news articles a good while back. This latest shit was just petty and low enough in a string of ever increasing pettiness, that I finally unsubscribed so his zombie looking face would stop showing up on my feed for videos I'd never really watch anyway. I'm done watching, but I guess I still hope he sort his shit out and turn things around. :[

PS: That ceiling cat bit on today's MATI was god damn funny.

 

[AnOminous]

You mean when it publicly starts? Assuming it’s true he drives his kids while drunk I’d classify that as abuse

We don't actually know that's true because it's based on stuff he said, and he always lies, but he has repeatedly been obviously blind drunk in the middle of the night and whining about how he had to drive his kids somewhere in a couple hours.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Seriously at some point if your son is 40+ years old and still an absolute fuckup what are you going to do? How is his dad magically going to transform him from the failure he is when his response to any constructive advice is to tell you to go fuck yourself? And then, of course, do the exact opposite just out of spite.

Give him the decade of beatings that nick has never received growing up. He needs it. And yes, I'm a believer of kids getting their ass kicked for being a retarded brat.

 

[LimeRikki]

Just drinking by itself can lead to major issues with low blood sugar, add to the fact that he's also not really eating and what he's eating is garbage. His sugar levels are awful and I bet he spends a lot of time hypoglycemic.

Between the hypoglycemia and the alcohol he probably sweats a lot. I'd wager he's pretty gross smelling.

That ceiling cat bit on today's MATI was god damn funny.

Seconded, Dear Sneeder was in peak streaming form today. I was laughing so hard I was nearly crying.

 

[1 other person]

Imagine how depressing his life is. Sure he puts up a front on stream about supposedly not caring what anyone says about him that only the smoothest of brains would believe is genuine, but deep down he knows just how shitty his life is - Still hungover and feeling like shit, has to get himself ready for a stream that night knowing that everyone is just going to be shitting on you, and the superchats you do get are barely any money, and most of them will just be people paying you pennies to get you to say out loud what a piece of shit you are. All while knowing that every single face you make, every word you say, and even every part of your face/body shown on camera will be hyper-analyzed by people who adamantly hate you.

This is all while drowning in a lawsuit that you caused in the most easily avoidable way possible.

Geez, at that point, just do what you egged on John for. I'm willing to bet FAR more people like John, both on the internet and real life, than you.

It must be impossible to actually understand anyone who hasn't got any shame. I assume his "mind" functions like a beast's, concerned only with an immediate relief from the anxiety he's admittedly under now.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Imagine how depressing his life is. Sure he puts up a front on stream about supposedly not caring what anyone says about him that only the smoothest of brains would believe is genuine, but deep down he knows just how shitty his life is - Still hungover and feeling like shit, has to get himself ready for a stream that night knowing that everyone is just going to be shitting on you, and the superchats you do get are barely any money, and most of them will just be people paying you pennies to get you to say out loud what a piece of shit you are. All while knowing that every single face you make, every word you say, and even every part of your face/body shown on camera will be hyper-analyzed by people who adamantly hate you.

He's a man driven by spite, terminally contrarian. Exactly the kind of person who would cut off his nose to spite his face. (At least that's what he seems like to me after watching him over the years.) He would rather burn everything down to the ground than admit that he's wrong or listen to criticism.

I think part of him likes dragging himself onto a stream of people who hate him just so that he can smirk and spit in people's faces, because that's the kind of thing this rebel without a clue thrives on.

I remember times during his more stable, sane period when he'd read some random superchat that would say something he didn't like and then he'd go off flying into this psycho, blind rage, yelling and snapping and almost frothing at the mouth. It would be really strange and disturbing, but now it's clear that he's always had this hostility and rage inside of himself even when he was pretending to be some kind of holy man (I always thought him giving blessings and prayers was really weird behavior).

 

[AnOminous]

Give him the decade of beatings that nick has never received growing up. He needs it. And yes, I'm a believer of kids getting their ass kicked for being a retarded brat.

I sort of agree with this, in that while I only got an ass beating about three times as a kid, every time it was for totally unacceptable behavior requiring immediate correction and instruction that this was absolutely not allowed and not to be done. I probably eluded prison because of this.

 

[Thugnificent]

Camelot should be looking at this dear John video and run away, if nick could air out laundry on a fan who hasn't supported him in the past 4 years, imagine the dirt and mockery he would do to Camelot who went viral for not having friends and cried on videos multiple times.

I wonder how many of his former associates already knew this and it's why so many of them stay tight-lipped about Nick unless absolutely cornered on the topic?

 

[genericwhitemale]

I know he has late stage brain rot, but what's surprised me maybe even more than the John stream is him not apologising the following day. Not saying this in some moralising "you should apologise for being so cruel" way, but even by Rekieta standards this was embarrassing drunken behaviour. This was less intense than the Mandy clip, and he had to come out and apologise for that (although that was probably just a way to save face with Kayla). I guess he just really is that far gone and shameless that he's doesn't really have any lines left to cross and is just going to act like that was just another day.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I sort of agree with this, in that while I only got an ass beating about three times as a kid, every time it was for totally unacceptable behavior requiring immediate correction and instruction that this was absolutely not allowed and not to be done. I probably eluded prison because of this.

"hur hur hur kids will just learn to hide their wrong doings better, like me"

Yeah and the rest of the majority won't end up like shitty kids of today.

 

[MadStan]

I watched Nick some time ago and didn’t bother following the thread and occasionally (every few months) checked back in quickly. It keeps the perspective fresh so you don’t get hypnotized by the slow change.

Jesus he has sunk to incredible lows. Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you. And then spits you out. He is still nosediving even with how far he has fallen.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Containment breach: Rage Twig drunken rant has now managed to get noticed by a section of the vtubing community. Say all you want about Vtuber/Vtuber fans, hate them or love them, but they have reach, connections, and most important of all for Nick, resources to deny him.

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The Balldomale does it again.

Hate tranime and vtubing (simple as), but Kirsche seems decent and has been supportive of the forum. I saw her read the Washington Post hitpiece.

 

[stupid frog]

The fuck is this howl of agony? Serious Saturn Devouring His Son vibes here.

Yes this is totally a happy dude having "fun."

Best description + I'm having fun! Nick is having fun too, right Nick? Isn't that all that matters?

HAVE ANOTHER

YOU WILL BE US.

 

[Dan of Steel]

You KF stalker child poors have it all wrong. Nick my nigga, please drink more. Watch this really cool movie called Leaving Las Vegas where Nick Cage (really cool badass Hollywood guy) drinks himself to death and he fucks whores in Vegas which is really badass and cool and I'm really jealous of. You should make that your personality instead of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, and drink yourself to death because that's a really cool and badass nihilistic way to die.

Either way, please kill yourself you gay old queen.

 

[AnOminous]

"hur hur hur kids will just learn to hide their wrong doings better, like me"

Yeah and the rest of the majority won't end up like shitty kids of today.

No, correction at an early age just actually teaches you certain behaviors are unacceptable and you do not do them.

 

[Hambubger]

He has so vehemently denied "having" a trust fund that I think it's somehow technically true, but with his lengthy existence with no visible means of support for his extravagant lifestyle, shit like a "nanny" who buys $3,000 worth of "snacks," literally $100 a day on "snacks," a home with a specially constructed vault just for his tardstreams, it's obvious there's some external source of money.

I figured not a traditional trust fund but definitely enough funds to never be told no or fund any foolishness he wants to run.

No To degeneracy

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I bet John doesn't even have a balldo!

I bet that pathetic loser fucks women with his dick. What a fucking joke. Get a million dollars you poors.

 

[Cuckoman]

Haven't been following Rekita for quite a while, but todays MATI episode, jesus.
How he has aged in just a few years. His face looks like a homeless man that has been on street drugs for a decade.
His physical health must be in the shitter. If he continues like this I think he will be dead or hospitalized.

What shit is he on? surely just alcohol can not break you down this badly and this quick?
And what about his family? His wife surely must be thinking about taking the kids and leaving him?

 

[TexOffender]

LMAO The heck is this puppet shit on EVS's opening bumper ?