"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[he who has thus come/gone]

Are you still after mission names? I like "Operation Moonarch", or mGay Ultra if you want to be a bit more on-the-nose

Operation Bar Kokhba.

Is it named in memory of the surprisingly successful Jewish rebellion against a tyrannical monarch oppressing a historied group of people who predated them? Or is it named in memory of the great civilizing force of Rome which turned Judaea into a wasteland and obliterated huge swathes of the Jewish people who kept causing tons of problems for Rome?

Who knows. But if some corporate journo or Twitter troon tries to cry about it, it's a great way to ask them why they hate the idea of Jews standing up to their European oppressors.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I won't stand for this anti-Missouri defamation.

I think the Herkster may have been from here

Oh fine, Herkster is an auto-win.

 

[Sneeds]

https://youtu.be/LdjZdZmZvxQ?t=4025

The way they say Joah's name lmao.
I used something to translate and caption it, but as usual with these apps. The translation is not the best I also tried to not make the captions in tik tok format. But it wouldn’t let me choose any other format

This is the best we’re gonna get unless someone who speaks Greek posts a translation
Here’s a way better translation thanks to Admiral Throbnelius

 

[Jex]

At the beginning of the episode, Josh talked briefly about Vice putting out some decent journalism last decade. That reminded me of a repressed memory, dearest Abu Hajaar.

As seen from the clip, Abu Hajaar is a bit of a retard. He became a meme among my internet friend group when playing fps games, shouting at each other in voice chat classics like "Abu Hajaar what are you doing" and so on. Good times.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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Edit: who has the link to the clip

Link to the video
The show is literally called "Lonely Hearts"

@Null and anyone else interested, here's a translation of what they said:

They said:
"We have here Τζόαχ" (Tzoach, which is a Greek transliteration of Joah. I guess it's now your Greek name.)
They repeat Τζόαχ a couple of times.
"Friend of Israel"
"32 years old"
"Τζόαχ is a big programmer"
They say he's looking for, before shifting to saying he lives in Serbia (Edit: After rewatching and listening again, they actually say he lives in Servia, Kozani, in Greece. This might've been intentional from whoever sent this in or they mixed up Serbia with this place in Greece because Greek show)
They repeat his age and him being a big programmer
They mention that he's a bachelor and he's available ladies
They talk about his weight and say a phrase that literally means "big on the eye, big on the bed", which I'm sure you can guess the meaning of.
The girl they have with them off screen calls them out and says they're fat shaming poor Τζόαχ and they clarify they were saying nice things about him, literally saying they're being "sweet"
They then say because Τζόαχ is big he should know how to cook, and they say something like "because intimate love is done with your mouth"
They end saying "many times" literally, I think the more appropirate translation would be "many such cases"


There's also this comment, it translates to "Tzoach loves children a lot. He will make a good father and family man"


Another comment that says "Tzoach likes pizza and white sauce"

Whoever requested this got a good laugh out of me.

Edit: Josh, your full Greek name should be Τζόαχ Φεγγάρι

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

The thread should be renamed to "Mad at the Internet - Josh's nocturnal emissions"

Now that we are finally getting some lolcow games I'm looking forward to it being played on stream, and the KF Doom WAD which should also be a good time. I did see somewhere on the Twatter that someone is making a DSP sidescroller as well.

 

[Claude Sigma]

>Then Vito put this picture of an anime in his script
"Huh that's NHK ni Youkoso, not a bad anime but the book was better"
>If you know the name of this anime, kill yourself

Well Joah, as a punishment for bullying me, here is an interesting fact about NHK ni Youkoso, also known as Welcome to the NHK.
The book made a bit of noise and made some Japanese officials and busybodies grit teeth because at some point it talks frankly about how to obtain and do psychotropic substances (psilocybin and 5-MeO-DMT) legally according to Japan law. Here is a page from the English translation.


This part of the chapter was not included in the manga/anime obviously, I think it was replaced by hallucinations caused by prescribed medication or some gay stuff.
For those wondering, Japan is extremely harsh on some categories of drugs like stimulants because of its historical meth culture, but there are tons of legal loopholes for psychedelics, cannabinoids, and depressants.

 

[Null]

Someone sent me a twitter DM that proposed the reason why right wingers were afraid to even mention Kiwi Farms two years ago but now happily source it on their articles. He believes that humans see winners of conflicts of having won with God's assent, that anyone who comes out on top was meant to come out on top, and even though we're a more objective society now, monkey brains still work that way.

I present, the Kiwi of Divine Right.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

At the beginning of the episode, Josh talked briefly about Vice putting out some decent journalism last decade. That reminded me of a repressed memory, dearest Abu Hajaar.

As seen from the clip, Abu Hajaar is a bit of a retard. He became a meme among my internet friend group when playing fps games, shouting at each other in voice chat classics like "Abu Hajaar what are you doing" and so on. Good times.
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I've always wondered who the fuck Abu Hajaar was. Thanks for solving that mystery.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

The way they say Joah's name lmao.
I used something to translate and caption it, but as usual with these apps. The translation is not the best I also tried to not make the captions in tik tok format. But it wouldn’t let me choose any other format
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This is the best we’re gonna get unless someone who speaks Greek posts a translation

So, as far as I can tell, he dodged a couple of greek fags trying to dunk on him? Am I missing something?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

So, as far as I can tell, he dodged a couple of greek fags trying to dunk on him? Am I missing something?

The two Greek guys were hosting a show called "Lonely Hearts" where they try to hook up bachelors with girlfriends and rate them. Someone sent in a profile of Joah or Tzoach for them to rate.

 

[Claude Sigma]

If you set your vpn to USA, and in a fresh private tab go to pornhub, basically every video on the front page will be some sort of incest allusion.
It’s clearly what the market demands.

It's a bit more jewish than that.
Not going to powerlevel but I have some insider knowledge in what is called the "tubes" in the industry (porn websites à la youtube), and it's more disgusting than you think.

The main page, the "trending" and the "recommended" content is based on algorithm, not based purely on numbers. This is why there is a big disparity between the "Trending/Recommended/Hottest" and the "Most viewed" tabs. On one tab you will see a lot more niggers, incest, and sometimes even tranny stuff for the tube websites that made the progressive choice to put the trans content on the heterosexual part of the website.

The detail is that some trends are inorganically pushed to the front. When you publish your content on the website, you will have to put in tags and a small description to let the website know what's in the video and feed the algo. There were often cases of complaints from private publishers (couples that do their own porn and publish it on the website) that they wouldn't get nearly as much views on their videos if they didn't put the tag for "step-sister", "step-mother", "infidelity", and other stuff like that. They complained that they don't feel good about doing it but they get no views otherwise, so after a day of publishing a video and getting a fraction of the views, they add the tag for step-sibling and change the title, and boom they get 100x more views.
And it's not based on supply and demand. From the analytics they were able to see that it was not linked to people searching for those terms, the views came from the trending and front page of the site, the one where the website chooses what is published on it. They didn't appear on those pages before adding said tags. The overwhelming majority of users (not logged-in and not powerusers) will almost always click on a video from the front page and maybe click on one or two of the recommended videos right underneath that video before quitting the website.

This is why you will see lots of porn of people who are obviously not siblings, not step-parents, with no age disparity, in a gonzo context (no scenario, no speech, nothing), and have tags for "cheating wife" and "slutty step-sister". These are forced trends that are not reflective of what people are actually interested in. The reason as to why the few people that control the industry are pushing these trends can only be speculated.

This is an ugly industry managed by people that are demons, insofar as demons actually exist.

 

[Wodanaz]

The latter half of the Stripe rant - where he talks about how when LoTT cries she gets 1k likes and then the CEO of Stripe replies with 1k likes, but when Josh makes fun of keffals he gets 5k likes, thus the knowledge about how broken the system is, is buried from the mainstream - unironically makes me ponder the words of the Joker in The Dark Knight, one of the only good capeshit movies ever made.

"Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos."

 

[Kulee Baba]

I definitely need Josh to cover the “Chizza” for Pizza day.

On that note I haven’t heard anything about Chantal or the other deathfats in ages. Don’t deny your audience BBWs.

 

[Drama Fan]

Someone on twitter made an IRL news hamster (I know it's a mouse but it's still pretty close)

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1760912054918000710

 

[God's drunkest driver]

I've looked and can't find it, but I'm a few weeks behind on MATI and there was one some time in January or December which featured an AI video of two newscasters saying racist things to each other. Can someone tell me where to find that/what it's called? I scrubbed through a few of the episodes I've watched but didn't see it.

and it also means he was born when she was 18-years old. for this to have happened implies child abuse at a minimum.

Are you being earnest? This is certainly not true, I mean maybe with this obviously fucked up whore, but in reality as far as teenage pregnancy goes it's pretty damn common for 18/19 year olds to have children that were just the result of teenage relationships which are not inherently abusive at all. Hell my grandmother was 18 when she had my father and they were the most normal wholesome people. She married my grandfather as soon as she found out she was pregnant and they were together until death separated them.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

RIP

 

[Undertow]

Isn't the whole point of giving code names to military operations that the enemy won't know what the operation is about? Operation Overlord could have gone differently if it was called "Operation land at Normandy". I couldn't think of any military figures or battles that were immediately applicable to the forum, instead the simplest analogy for our situation is 18 months of winter following Drop Kiwi Farms in August 2022 which is now passing into spring. What do gardeners do to prepare for spring? We buy seeds, clean up the garden, improve the soil and cultivate the land. Operation Cultivation sounds silly, conforms to the farming theme and it rhymes. Personally I'd declare a halt to Total Retard War and drop the military connotations to the word operation and call it the Cultivation Endeavor or Cultivation Solution. If you insist on a word with applications to military history and the situation of the forum, I'd suggest Operation Martel after Charles Martel, the Frankish prince who led the successful counter-attack against the Spanish Caliphate in 732 AD.

 

[KateHikes14]

If you're gonna drop the operation prefix, may i suggest "totally new domain"

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Good episode. I will always appreciate bullying Vito the Pedo. Also won't lie, once I first saw Balldoman's Dear John meltdown it made me MATI so I appreciate Jersh finding a way to make it funny.