"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Average viewcount for this stream was 3531. This is 88 more than last Friday stream.
After intro song

Rumble: 1330
Odysee: 185
Kick: 401
VK: 13
Twitter: 72
Total: 2001
shown on stream: 1544
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30 min in:

Rumble: 2239
Odysee: 282
Kick: 615
VK: 23
Twitter: 53
Total: 3212
shown on stream: 3134
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1 hour

Rumble: 2621
Odysee: 325
Kick: 581
VK: 23
Twitter: 55
Total: 3605
shown on stream: 3543
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 2707
Odysee: 336
Kick: 680
VK: 22
Twitter: 47
Total: 3792
shown on stream: 3696
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2 hours

Rumble: 2900
Odysee: 334
Kick: 653
VK: 20
Twitter: 45
Total: 3952
shown on stream: 987
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2.5 hours (super chats)

Rumble: 2591
Odysee: 265
Kick: 471
VK: 15
Twitter: 30
Total: 3372
shown on stream: 3329
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Outro song

Rumble: 2521
Odysee: 231
Kick: 465
VK: 18
Twitter: 19
Total: 3254
shown on stream: 3225
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3212+3605+3792+3952+3372+3254 = 21187
21187/6 = 3531.16666667
 
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Whoever sent this disgusting video in the superchat where a dude sticks his hand to stir shit and piss in a porta-potty reminded me of this ancient video from back when videos of hobos was peak YouTube content in Poland, good times.
Context for the video: the guy who recorded this was living above this literal shithole of an apartment, infested with roaches, where two alcoholics made such a mess that it was stinking up the entire building. When he saw the toilet, he said "what the fuck did you do mix it with your hand to get the shit out of there, do something with it". I guess that's what it would've looked like.

The guy that recorded this made many other now timeless videos with other hobos, and he essentially pioneered the genre. That was peak YouTube content in Poland in the 2000's. Simpler times. That's your random useless Poland fact for the day.
 
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Tour of Italy said:
Wet dreams are real to anyone who can go more than a week or two without masturbating and viewing porn.

Congrats to the coomers in Josh’s audience for outing yourselves.
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Correct. If you don't coom while awake, you shall coom inevitably in your sleep. It has to move along at some point. If this has never happened it means you somehow spent your entire life cooming.
 
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Are you still after mission names? I like "Operation Moonarch", or mGay Ultra if you want to be a bit more on-the-nose

We're also only 4 pages away from the big one, gang. Make it count

Also how dare you call Andrew Tate "half-British" as if the other, more obvious half isn't of the United Shabbos' of America
 
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I've been wanting more eyes on James Cage White for years now, you mean to tell me I could have just microtransactioned my favorite Lolcows to relevancy?
 
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Null said:
literally me
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Weren't you italian by Mutt's Law?

Regarding the stream: Rackets went off the deep end. This one was pretty bad and he's soon going to be the new Ralphamale. The association with Dick Masterson and its consequences was, and still is, a disaster for e-celebs.
 
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Comics used to be good when they were like, “we cost a fucking dime, it’s about dudes in capes beating up other dudes in goofy costumes. Let’s just have some fun because our audience are kids whose entire savings are found in a piggy bank.”
The comics from the Bronze, Silver, and Golden Era were a great time. Mostly goofy stories about a guy dressed as a a bat, and occasionally they would have some really really well made plots that were essentially a modern mythology. Captain America had stories about the true spirit of patriotism, Superman had stories about why a strong man should be moral and upright, the Hulk had stories about a man’s quest for inner peace, and we also had fucking aliens and robots and werewolves and dinosaurs.
Now it’s all gay bullshit.
 
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I won't stand for this anti-Missouri defamation. It's just Muscato and LowTax. I think the Herkster may have been from here, or maybe just lived here a while? I kind of consider him more like Terry than a regular cow, though.

The real answer to the question is probably that it's the Scotch-Irish belt. We are the best and the worst of white people.
 
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Blitzsneed said:
Weren't you italian by Mutt's Law?

Regarding the stream: Rackets went off the deep end. This one was pretty bad and he's soon going to be the new Ralphamale. The association with Dick Masterson and its consequences was, and still is, a disaster for e-celebs.
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He looks 84% white at most, there's gotta be a tone of random DNA in there.
 
The early bit talking about Vice, Null mentioned how the media got really bad after Nixon, that reminded me of this interview Nixon gave where he talks about the "Media Elitist Complex," analogous to the military-industrial complex. If you haven't seen this, definitely check it out. Nixon was right about nearly everything.
 
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