Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

What shit is he on? surely just alcohol can not break you down this badly and this quick?

It's pretty obvious pills are involved too. Modafinil seems to be a possibility. Also there is the fact that he has openly admitted he is not consuming food specifically to save his caloric input for booze.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I want Nick to die.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I want Nick to die.

So does Nick’s liver

 

[Kurohige]

Probably when he was just itching to get to his vacation with our wife to Hedo 2 after Depp.

Oh wait, I stand corrected.

You guys remember that one stream where he had that incredibly character break (at the time) tangent about some high school crush he had who made him have a moment during an international school trip where he felt like he was creaming his pants in public from looking at her incredibly attractive green eyes? I think he also said he wanted to cum on those eyes too? It was wild.

 

[DumbDude43]

What shit is he on? surely just alcohol can not break you down this badly and this quick?

this quick? i think people were already noticing his drinking during the weeb wars era. back then most just brushed it off and didn't take it very seriously, or supported it becuase they liked the 'based whiskey dad' persona, but looking back now it's clear that he's had a drinking problem for quite a while.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

It's pretty obvious pills are involved too. Modafinil seems to be a possibility. Also there is the fact that he has openly admitted he is not consuming food specifically to save his caloric input for booze.

Its meth

 

[Strix454]

What shit is he on? surely just alcohol can not break you down this badly and this quick?

At some point last year, his wet brain told him that he was out of shape. So he decided that he needed to lose weight. And then more weight. And then even more weight. He bragged about not eating normal food and getting most of his non-alcohol calories from junk food. Nick is 6'2 and he was never really overweight. But he has pushed his weight rapidly all the way down to something around 155. Nick is convinced that if he just starts eating again that he can get an even better body back. He was dieting to lose muscle. He kind of has a teen girl's eating disorder.

All that malnutrition will just double down on all the problems too much alcohol already causes in terms of missing vitamins. It will also really stress out all his internal organs. Part of the problem he has now is that weight loss has given him "old man body" which is a piece of why he looks so bad.

He is also likely mixing Modafinil with his drinking. This will enhance the drinking experience and also lead to getting blackout drunk on a regular basis. More brain damage.

The monday stream was different than his previous drunkstreams. There was a whole bunch of hand and body movements which didn't seem like normal drunk. He seemed like he might have been doing something else that brought him way "up" and beyond what Modafinil would probably do.

 

[stupid frog]

Was this done? @AnOminous was 100% accurate.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Nick really proved Null, Karen farms and everyone who ever criticized him for drinking too much wrong huh

 

[Space Pope]

Nick, it's never too late to listen to the angel cat. This season of Lent is a perfect time to reflect upon your life and accept God's grace, which none of us deserve.

Or you can get drunk and stuff your testicles in your wife's ass.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

At some point last year, his wet brain told him that he was out of shape. So he decided that he needed to lose weight. And then more weight. And then even more weight. He bragged about not eating normal food and getting most of his non-alcohol calories from junk food. Nick is 6'2 and he was never really overweight. But he has pushed his weight rapidly all the way down to something around 155. Nick is convinced that if he just starts eating again that he can get an even better body back. He was dieting to lose muscle. He kind of has a teen girl's eating disorder.

All that malnutrition will just double down on all the problems too much alcohol already causes in terms of missing vitamins. It will also really stress out all his internal organs. Part of the problem he has now is that weight loss has given him "old man body" which is a piece of why he looks so bad.

He is also likely mixing Modafinil with his drinking. This will enhance the drinking experience and also lead to getting blackout drunk on a regular basis. More brain damage.

The monday stream was different than his previous drunkstreams. There was a whole bunch of hand and body movements which didn't seem like normal drunk. He seemed like he might have been doing something else that brought him way "up" and beyond what Modafinil would probably do.

I’d go with him “borrowing” adderal or something along those lines

 

[polar bear]

I want Nick to die.

You're a very kind and sweet person to want him to stop suffering. Perhaps I should be more like you.
But I want Nick to reach the point where the amount of alcohol he needs to drink to get drunk is so much that he gets unpleasant stomach/liver pains. And so he can't get fully drunk. And so he remains aware of what he said, and it's gnawing at him.
And then he starts getting the symptoms he can't ignore anymore and he decides to clean up. Get sober. But the more sober he gets the more he realises what he has done to John, to his family, to his parents.
If he keeps drinking, he will be in pain. If he will get sober, he will suffer psychological pain.
So he reverts back to drinking, secretly. But he spirals. And his family leaves him. And he hates himself everyday for what he's done. And his body hurts so much. And everyone gave up on him long time. And now he's living in a gutter and people are disgusted by him. And he gets on fentanyl, hoping he will just die.
But then everytime he overdoses, some kind EMT brings him back to life up. They lock him up in rehab for a bit, so that he gets sober. So that he once again remembers what a piece of shit he was to everyone.
And it goes on over and over and over until he's like 90 and one day he sees his grandchildren, all grown up and youthful and happy. They don't even want to look at him, for he became a gutter man by now.
And it breaks his heart. And this trauma clears his demented mind one more time so that one more time he goes through the epiphany and realises what a dumbfuck he was.
I wish Nick to live a long life, heartfelt.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

But I want Nick to reach the point where the amount of alcohol he needs to drink to get drunk is so much that he gets unpleasant stomach/liver pains. And so he can't get fully drunk. And so he remains aware of what he said, and it's gnawing at him.

Oh god no please just stop right there

I did part time rideshare driving when I was single and bored, and sometimes you’d get fares that were agencies paying for you to transport substance abusing invalids from one place to another.

I had this death-tier alcoholic in my car and he had to carry a vomit bucket with him. I was so pissed about being in that situation..

But this guy’s breath smelled like rotting flesh

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick is convinced that if he just starts eating again that he can get an even better body back.

I hope he gains a million pounds. And then has to face the indignity of having his thread moved yet again, this time to “Deathfats”.

 

[Captain Manning]

This was less intense than the Mandy clip, and he had to come out and apologise for that (although that was probably just a way to save face with Kayla). I guess he just really is that far gone and shameless that he's doesn't really have any lines left to cross and is just going to act like that was just another day.

I think he wanted the MANdy clip gone specifically because he got wife aggro for that one. Absent that, I don't think he would have given a shit. Just like he doesn't give a shit about this.

@Balldo's Gate goes over this in this post from back in September. I agree with his assessment.

this quick? i think people were already noticing his drinking during the weeb wars era. back then most just brushed it off and didn't take it very seriously, or supported it becuase they liked the 'based whiskey dad' persona, but looking back now it's clear that he's had a drinking problem for quite a while.

He drank during Weeb Wars, but not anywhere near to the level your seeing now. I think that's why nobody really said anything. It helps that he didn't seem plastered most of the time. I considered him "a drinker" in 2019, but not an alcoholic.

Thankfully, @Spaded Dave was kind enough to prove that us Weeb Warriors were right to not be overly concerned at that point. See this post.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It would be really strange and disturbing, but now it's clear that he's always had this hostility and rage inside of himself even when he was pretending to be some kind of holy man (I always thought him giving blessings and prayers was really weird behavior).

I’m not entirely unconvinced that Nick doesn’t have a demonic component to his issues. Especially that actual token of potential demonic attachment - not Sonichu, but his “papal” mitre. It was supposedly used in sex rituals by a friend of his. As time passed, the more and more Nick would blaspheme. He’s awful at this point. He’s become completely at odds with God and inverts holy objects and blessings. But it’s all funny, guys.

I want Nick to die.

“You know, with Rekieta, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.” -Norm Macdonald, probably

 

[zimzam88]

He drank during Weeb Wars, but not anywhere near to the level your seeing now. I think that's why nobody really said anything. It helps that he didn't seem plastered most of the time.

It helps to remember that constant daily alcohol abuse over years has a cumulative effect on brain functioning. His brain is probably just really messed up at this point whereas during Weeb Wars his brain wasn't as atrophied because he didn't have the years of alcoholism he does now + aging.

"Alcoholics can typically be divided into two categories, uncomplicated and complicated. Uncomplicated alcoholics do not have nutritional deficiency states or liver disease, but have a reduction in overall brain volume due to white matter cerebral atrophy. The severity of atrophy sustained from alcohol consumption is proportional to the rate and amount of alcohol consumed during a person's life"

It was supposedly used in sex rituals by a friend of his. As time passed, the more and more Nick would blaspheme. He’s awful at this point. He’s become completely at odds with God and inverts holy objects and blessings. But it’s all funny, guys

The fact he pretends to be a Christian at all is revolting, he shows no fruit and actively blasphemes all of it on a daily basis.

 

[polar bear]

It's pretty obvious pills are involved too. Modafinil seems to be a possibility.

Modafinil doesn't do that, people demonize it and call it a stimulant like its some meth alt, but its not. It could explain nasal voice, because it's inflammatory. It can certainly cause some people to be more tense/anxious because it raises BP. It is extremely retarded to mix it with alcohol, because then you keep yourself awake even when your body is telling you that you're so drunk, you should go to bed. And of course if Nick would abuse it to the point of getting severely sleep deprived, that would come with its own symptoms.
But in that 'Dear John' clip, when he's spinning around in his chair looking at invisible ceiling cats - that's not modafinil doing that, that's some proper 'drug' drug.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Someone with editing skills should really do a Rekieta jumpscare video, of his face plastered on a fnaf animatronic or something of the sort. I'll just take the credit of being the idea guy behind it.

 

[Strix454]

But in that 'Dear John' clip, when he's spinning around in his chair looking at invisible ceiling cats - that's not modafinil doing that, that's some proper 'drug' drug.

I want to believe its cocaine and we have reached Nick's coke arc. But I'm really not sure about it. But the body language was all druggie homeless guy on the streetcorner crazy.