Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[River possum]

I'd imagine it's one of those situations where it's the perception that everything is fine...until obviously it's not(once something finally happens i'm sure that's when they'll finally step in).

I hope they step in sooner than later, and to be completely honest i would hope that direction is encouraged.
His children deserve better, anything they see now could very well turn into a trip to therapy in 10 to 15 years.

I guess living with that gaunt face daily you do get used to it. However he seems to be taking an extreme sudden turn for the worse the last week or so. I've never posted in this thread before despite watching his decline over the last year. This sudden corpse party style thing he has going on is so insane that it prompted me to give him five dollars super chat and suffer through over an hour of his boring ass stream to wait for him to read it. What a fucking disaster he has become

 

[River possum]

I’m of the opinion that Balldoman is taking the DesTiny approach to “parenting” at this point

I.E.: “I don’t need to be in my children’s lives, I’m rich! I’ll just buy them whatever they want/need and they’ll know that’s how I care!”

Especially if that’s the way Balldoman was raised as well. The real litmus test for how his children feel about him after the last 2 years will be once Balldoman is dying of terminal self-inflicted liver failure. Are they going to visit him in his hospital bed, knowing he brought it on himself? Knowing that his actions imply that he valued the bottle more than his wife and children?

Probably not, and it would be in a begrudging icy manner if they do visit as he slowly dies.

Very true, and very tragic. It really didn't have to end up this way

 

[LemonParty]

Somehow I always forget this when I start to feel the tiniest bit of sympathy for the guy. I think he also killed a raccoon with a hammer but a look through search only has me finding this from 2019:

@AltisticRight "Balldo caught a small skunk in a bait cage and tossed it in a pond, laughing at the defenseless critter slowly drowning."

This is the death of Nick's reputation in my eyes.

Alcoholism is a savage illness that takes people down disturbing roads. However, there is no substance you can abuse that makes killing "laughable".

I kill animals... as a hunter, and as a rancher. Sometimes an animal needs to be put down do to old age or injury. Sometimes there is a predator harming livestock that needs to be dealt with. Sometimes food needs to be killed and butchered. The answer to this sad fact is always the same; quickly and with mercy. There is never a reason to prolong suffering or laugh about it. Killing is part of nature yes, but laughing about it... that's psychopath shit.

 

[River possum]

What has likely happened is the decline has been so slow and steady that you get the boiling frog effect. It is going to take something serious to really get anyone's attention.

What really gets me is that Nick knows his kid's and their friends could see these streams. I would have been mortified if there were streams of my father drunkenly talking about balldos or gloating about someone coming to him for help when they were in a low place.

Yes, the boiling frog. And with the kids inevitably finding his shit streams. It's so awful.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

Yes, the boiling frog. And with the kids inevitably finding his shit streams. It's so awful.

Yes, the boiling frog. And with the kids inevitably finding his shit streams. It's so awful.

He needs to look at everything he's saying, doing and enabling with one fine line
"THE INTERNET IS FOREVER"

I would bet my money some way or another Nick is gonna be laughed at 5 or 10 years from now. He might not be the biggest lolcow on this site, but his history is sure interesting, and that for me would be way too much for comfort.
No matter who you are you shouldn't want this to be your legacy up to this point.
Both for his children, his loved ones, and his wife.
Everyone except him deserves better, and as a man he needs to recognize how sensitive this all is instead of selfishly meeting his wants first.

 

[Kurohige]

Imagine "burying the hatchet" with a wife beating monster who treated his own dying mother like shit. Who called your wife a whore and your kids sub-human retards but you forgive him because your Internet daddy, whose approval you are so desperate for, told you to forgive him. What a pathetic and spineless cuck Nick is. Let this be a lesson to Kayla. She and her kids are worth less to Nick than that of daddy Juju's approval. How utterly abhorrent.

You have wannabe loremasters like PPP who merely consider Kayla as "the wife" when ranting about Nick's decline. KmIt's irritating that all of these things happen regarding Nick and her, and still the fatso sees only the forest, and not trees.

Time and time again, Nick has said that Kayla is his one and only, because if anything ever happened to her, he could never enter the modern dating world because he would be to outdated to adapt to in order to try again. And yet, he now actively tries to or expresses a desire to cheat on her and make a sham out of their long-forged love and marriage.

She is this man's college sweetheart. Nick made it a mission to make her his. He fucking pretended TO BE GAY to get closer to her as a friend before dating her. Even his known-groomer blood brother obsessed with knowing how bad women can be/get let him know repeatedly that she passed the smell test.

But, nah though. Throw all of those warm memories into Sun because who cares about "the wife?" These internet friends who should the furthest out of your circle? They're all that matters. They're worth drinking yourself to death over. They're worth leaving behind a mourning widow and fatherless children over. They're worth flipping the bird to the only people, albeit anonymous, who want you to recover while they wish you immense pain for what you've become and done unto others.

I just want Nick's clan to live on for a million generations.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

You have wannabe loremasters like PPP who merely consider Kayla as "the wife" when ranting about Nick's decline. KmIt's irritating that all of these things happen regarding Nick and her, and still the fatso sees only the forest, and not trees.

Time and time again, Nick has said that Kayla is his one and only, because if anything ever happened to her, he could never enter the modern dating world because he would be to outdated to adapt to in order to try again. And yet, he now actively tries to or expresses a desire to cheat on her and make a sham out of their long-forged love and marriage.

She is this man's college sweetheart. Nick made it a mission to make her his. He fucking pretended TO BE GAY to get closer to her as a friend before dating her. Even his known-groomer blood brother obsessed with knowing how bad women can be/get let him know repeatedly that she passed the smell test.

But, nah though. Throw all of those warm memories into Sun because who cares about "the wife?" These internet friends who should the furthest out of your circle? They're all that matters. They're worth drinking yourself to death over. They're worth leaving behind a mourning widow and fatherless children over. They're worth flipping the bird to the only people, albeit anonymous, who want you to recover while they wish you immense pain for what you've become and done unto others.

I just want Nick's clan to live on for a million generations.

That's how it goes man.
Holy matrimony and pure love until it's not. And you know i speak on this as an issue by itself, but it's just a terrible thing.
I'm not married yet, but when i look in and think about the idea of cheating on someone i loved enough to marry i just see myself not wanting anything to do with me. If it doesn't work out fine, but going that way just ain't the way.

You have wannabe loremasters like PPP who merely consider Kayla as "the wife" when ranting about Nick's decline. KmIt's irritating that all of these things happen regarding Nick and her, and still the fatso sees only the forest, and not trees.

Time and time again, Nick has said that Kayla is his one and only, because if anything ever happened to her, he could never enter the modern dating world because he would be to outdated to adapt to in order to try again. And yet, he now actively tries to or expresses a desire to cheat on her and make a sham out of their long-forged love and marriage.

She is this man's college sweetheart. Nick made it a mission to make her his. He fucking pretended TO BE GAY to get closer to her as a friend before dating her. Even his known-groomer blood brother obsessed with knowing how bad women can be/get let him know repeatedly that she passed the smell test.

But, nah though. Throw all of those warm memories into Sun because who cares about "the wife?" These internet friends who should the furthest out of your circle? They're all that matters. They're worth drinking yourself to death over. They're worth leaving behind a mourning widow and fatherless children over. They're worth flipping the bird to the only people, albeit anonymous, who want you to recover while they wish you immense pain for what you've become and done unto others.

I just want Nick's clan to live on for a million generations.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KNAnvBag-WQ

A man can only truly pursue the love he faces now...
On a serious note though it's really horrible how so much effort and so much time can be so disrespected in some marriages.
I get it, no marriage can be perfect. But when you're the one putting this all out there and letting this all happen without a shred of consideration i'd say it's a given you deserve nothing.
Best case scenario at this moment is that his wife divorces and moves on so the kids can get a better father figure.
But really, it's a genuine shame to piss everything away over a stupid clique of people who have no business dictating anyone's life because they can't even wipe their own asses.
The internet really is a blessing and a curse.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What really gets me is that Nick knows his kid's and their friends could see these streams. I would have been mortified if there were streams of my father drunkenly talking about balldos or gloating about someone coming to him for help when they were in a low place.

This segment of your post just gave me a retard epiphany:

Balldolawyer’s kids and his kids friends see the Drunk Balldo streams, and he talks about The Farms by name frequently when he seethes about Jersh and The Farms in general. It’s not a stretch to assume that his children or his children’s friends have been reading this thread for a while now.

How dark.

 

[Golden Boy]

If you watch him at 2x speed you can really see him shake. You'd think the people in his life would give him an intervention? He was on top of law mountain and seems to not care he's worse off than every other law streamer that he propped up. Even tertiary guests he had on like Runkle is getting 300k+ views.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

This segment of your post just gave me a retard epiphany:

Balldolawyer’s kids and his kids friends see the Drunk Balldo streams, and he talks about The Farms by name frequently when he seethes about Jersh and The Farms in general. It’s not a stretch to assume that his children or his children’s friends have been reading this thread for a while now.

How dark.

I genuinely hope not.
And if they are i can only wish them the best. They shouldn't have to get caught up in any of this, and i genuinely hope they never are.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I seriously doubt Rekieta would do something like hitting his kids or abuse them other than verbally (he already says horrible things on stream about kids), if he did I think our wife would divorce him and leave inmediately. What I do believe is that those kids will be fucked up as they grow up, they are already extremely sheltered, Nick being at odds with "his church" probably isolated them even more.
So his kids will probably grow up extremely autistic, good thing for them is that they probably have enough money to survive anyway

 

[PaladinBoo]

I've been joking for the last few days that Dick Masterson is KF's Mephistopheles just more so with the incredible fact that Dick has led at least 5 people into Lolcowdom. This theory really does aid the Faustian bargain.

You can become famous, you can have people following you closely. All you have to do is sell your soul. Which is what Nick did. And now he's in his own damnation. Well at least he can always look back at the Kyle Rittenhouse & Amber Heard trials with nostalgia. When the world truly was Nick's oyster.

My theory is that if the Sonichu demon is Malebolgia than Juju is the Violator. Juju kind of looks like the Violator's clown form too.

*Spawn reference for those that don't know.

 

[Nate Higgers]

But, nah though. Throw all of those warm memories into Sun because who cares about "the wife?" These internet friends who should the furthest out of your circle? They're all that matters. They're worth drinking yourself to death over. They're worth leaving behind a mourning widow and fatherless children over. They're worth flipping the bird to the only people, albeit anonymous, who want you to recover while they wish you immense pain for what you've become and done unto others.

I put a comment in the KC chat a couple of days ago when they covered Balldo Rackets and it was along the lines of “It’s sad that he values petty internet drama more than his family. And he values alcohol more than that same family”. Asstonne said that those were “vicious words but the more you look at Rekeita the more you realize they’re true”

That was two days before the stream where they covered the Dear John thing. I only bring it up because your post reminded me of that exchange and it really can’t be understated at this point in his story arc. The guy who started off his online career trying to portray himself as a “wholesome conservative religious family man” is consistently neglecting his family in favor of internet drama and the bottle.

And I know his regular cope is “you guys…only. See. What. I WANT you…to see. And know. I’m a GREAT husband. And a great. Father. When I’m not. On stream. You prudes.”

But anyone ITT who’s remotely familiar with the alcoholic cycle knows that the amount of alcohol he’s consuming on stream isn’t having zero impact on his life off-camera. He’s getting sauced up for his sycophants online but once the stream ends he’s still sauced up as he leaves the vault and sees his family for the few hours a day he deigns to acknowledge them in person.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I've been joking for the last few days that Dick Masterson is KF's Mephistopheles just more so with the incredible fact that Dick has led at least 5 people into Lolcowdom. This theory really does aid the Faustian bargain.

You can become famous, you can have people following you closely. All you have to do is sell your soul. Which is what Nick did. And now he's in his own damnation. Well at least he can always look back at the Kyle Rittenhouse & Amber Heard trials with nostalgia. When the world truly was Nick's oyster.

I think the problem stems from the type of people drawn to Dick in the first place, more than Dick’s influence. I still don’t understand why anyone thinks Dick is entertaining or funny. His feud with Maddox was entertaining, and funny content created from it, but other than that Dick is just an avatar of LA “talent.”

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It's a bleak take but I think this fud's only redemption shot is going public with a terminal diagnosis. I think this view comes from a tiny speck of goodwill for the fucker - that this decline is from literal brain decay and not the fact that he is and always was, a massive cunt. Otherwise I cannot comprehend how so many of us could have been fooled, that is terrifying. That even the most cynical of us can be duped.

I shall go and reflect on the huskiness of my humanity now. As you were.

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I’ve looked after Huntington’s Disease patients and it’s literally one of the worst ways to die. I’m not even sure Rekieta, no matter how contemptible he is at the moment deserves that end.

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He is utterly seething here. Called out for burying the hatchet with a midget who called his wife a whore and his kids “a brood of retards”. How you can forgive that is beyond me, but I suppose if Diddler Dax says “Jump!” you say “How high?”.

How is this retard never home to get links up for his job? What does he have to do every night at 9ish keeps him out of the house/office?

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Every parent has to attend midnight piano recitals, band practice etc. It’s a common thing you incel prude stalker child.

I've been joking for the last few days that Dick Masterson is KF's Mephistopheles just more so with the incredible fact that Dick has led at least 5 people into Lolcowdom. This theory really does aid the Faustian bargain.

You can become famous, you can have people following you closely. All you have to do is sell your soul. Which is what Nick did. And now he's in his own damnation. Well at least he can always look back at the Kyle Rittenhouse & Amber Heard trials with nostalgia. When the world truly was Nick's oyster.

As much as I loathe the Diddler Dax and the type of person he is, KF should really be thanking him for feeding us so many fresh lolcows.

 

[IDF]

He might not be the biggest lolcow on this sit

I watched Chris chan in damn near real time and to me this is the wildest cow shit I've seen yet. I was a pretty big fan after I sobered up myself and finding his antics now is so next level to me. I stopped watching as rumble was heating up and I found kino casino and mati this year. Holy shit he looks strung out unlike anything I've ever seen before from an alcoholic. Reminds me more of stimulant abuse than alcoholism.

 

[daffodils]

Lots of rambling about schedules, family, and how great a father he is on today's show. Biggest chunk of it starts at 1h51m and goes on for over 20 minutes.

Another fuck you to John at 42m50s. He looks like he wants to go off but catches himself.

ArtTheClown superchat at 2h25m50s leads to exasperation that people don't believe he's in the best health of his life.

1h03m15s: Keeps learning more and more about his life from the internet, hasn't read his Kiwi Farms thread since 2023.

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

I think Homer would be jealous of the exceptional modern Greek tragedy that is Nick’s life. A man who had everything handed to him, a man who achieved monumental success and fame, a man who was respected and praised, and he ruined it in a year. He brought his empire down, he destroyed his image, he drank himself sick, he cucked himself, and went from laughing at others to being mocked and scorned. He became hated and despised, he sucks the dicks of pedos and grifters, he licks bottles and he wears balldos.

If you wrote a book about him, it would surpass Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Oedipus by Sophocles, and Prometheus Bound. Nothing would come close to the sheer awe that was the downfall of Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

I genuinely can’t wait to watch how much further he sinks into misery. You truly cannot write this.

 

[mfalkner]

The good thing about Ivory Towers where you judge people is that they are built high, and we all like to watch a wanker fall, so keep talking it up from way up there.

"Climb.
Climb to the top of the world
and as you stand tall
you will see
that when you fall
you will fall
from a height
most men will never reach"

 

[Swole McPole]

Is this nigger still complaining about his wife and her five kids?