Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[BirdUp]

omfg thats like a whole paper on how to be a girl, who writes this shit.

trannies

 

[Susanna]

omfg thats like a whole paper on how to be a girl, who writes this shit.

Incels.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Incels.

That thing is a whole book on pretending to be a female, I wonder how many females were harmed to make it. I'd like to have a panel of real women actually read it and review it. Is there any female kiwis that wanna review this paper? Tell us your thoughts on a book teaching incels to be a true and honest woman

 

[Susanna]

That thing is a whole book on pretending to be a female, I wonder how many females were harmed to make it. I'd like to have a panel of real women actually read it and review it. Is there any female kiwis that wanna review this paper? Tell us your thoughts on a book teaching incels to be a true and honest woman

Sorry, there's no amount of money in the world that could make me read through 90 pages of @vintologi 's word vomit.

 

[Creative Username]

trannies

Incels.

these are called synonyms

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Sorry, there's no amount of money in the world that could make me read through 90 pages of @vintologi 's word vomit.

lol you never know til you ask. I'd read it but its kinda pointless to get a straight mans thoughts on word vomit involving being a woman lol. Ive been thinking MTF troons probably expect being a woman to be like life on easy mode, guys will be falling over each other to open the doors and shit and when they figure out its not they freak out. I wouldn't say woman have it easy, it's just different then what men deal with but life is what you make of it.

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Dad is clearly hoping the trans thing is a phase and doesn’t approve of it. Doesn’t do anything about it though so deserves his insufferable troon child. I feel bad for kids wanting to meet girls on videos games (who really should know there aren’t girls in call of duty) and getting catfished by this kid. I think it’s funny how much troons project and try to act the way they think their detractors act.

Troons always wanna be the most violent people, Someone's misgenderng me, "I wnna say you should beat them with a stick" like wdf man. Just call the dude a asshole or a faggot or best option forget about it and go about your day being called by the wrong name isn't gonna hurt and you would forget about it in 10 mins probably.

 

[Susanna]

guys will be falling over each other to open the doors and shit

That one's actually true.

I wouldn't say woman have it easy, it's just different then what men deal with but life is what you make of it.

Yup, either gender has its advantages. Men are more likely to help me reach for something or offer to carry something for me, but they also never have to worry they're about to be attacked if someone walks behind them at night. On the whole I'd say men have it better, but I'm sure many men would also say women have it better. The grass is always greener across the street.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I assume this user name is an anal sex reference.

Very very optimistically, the user might be an avid bicyclist. Some lesbians are sporty, right?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Very very optimistically, the user might be an avid bicyclist. Some lesbians are sporty, right?
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Someone get the eye bleach wdf, even if she crashed that bike how did she get the dirt in that one spot. And who looks at this picture and say that's a great picture let me post that on the net and let other people look at it. Just a public service announcement just because your in a picture doesn't mean its good or that other people wanna see it.

The grass is always greener across the street.

Thats always true, I really wonder if troons think being a female is better then do all this trans shit and find out its the same or worse but can't say they were wrong. Maybe that's part of why they are so vile they broke their little hearts believing the big lie

 

[Susanna]

Thats always true, I really wonder if troons think being a female is better then do all this trans shit and find out its the same or worse but can't say they were wrong. Maybe that's part of why they are so vile they broke their little hearts believing the big lie

Even if all their ideas about what being a woman is like were true, they're never going to experience that, because they're never going to be women, let alone pretty women. Half the points on the first couple pages of that manifesto are about how good female orgasms are. Most trannies lose the ability to orgasm altogether, and the ones who keep it certainly don't get female orgasms, just disappointing male ones.
Every single tranny who ended up even remotely decent-looking after transition was already a good-looking man. The vast majority of incels are ugly men and transition turns them into uglier trannies.

 

[Otterly]

I wonder if there's a chart with a percentage breakdown on passing

Take a blank piece of paper. Write a zero in it. Done

They only dare do this when they are being catered to, feel strength in numbers, and protected by the pandering event.

This is very true - society used to crush this kind of behaviour but then we decided that shaming anyone for anything was bigoted so now all bad behaviour is allowed to run rampant. But shame is a very necessary social feedback.

The minute you start asking me to participate in your fetish is the minute my tolerance goes right out the window

There’s a word for people who include the unwilling in their sex acts.

 

[Aunt Carol]

even if she crashed that bike how did she get the dirt in that one spot

Mountain bike people have a weird hatred for fenders, considering they bike through mud almost by definition. Don't understand it myself--maybe a standard fender gets clogged on a long run?-- but check them out the next time you're at the bike store.

Rear wheel throws mud upwards, skunk stripe ensues. It's a thing. They do sell MTB mudguards which are basically flat, short fenders, most of which have funny/vulgar names.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Take a blank piece of paper. Write a zero in it. Done

I was asking if there's like my height is too short that's this percent, my adams apple is bigger then a warship that's 75%, knda chart lol

Even if all their ideas about what being a woman is like were true, they're never going to experience that, because they're never going to be women, let alone pretty women. Half the points on the first couple pages of that manifesto are about how good female orgasms are. Most trannies lose the ability to orgasm altogether, and the ones who keep it certainly don't get female orgasms, just disappointing male ones.
Every single tranny who ended up even remotely decent-looking after transition was already a good-looking man. The vast majority of incels are ugly men and transition turns them into uglier trannies.

Exactly, your never gonna be a woman men are attracted to woman because that's just nature. We're attracted to woman for breeding purposes when you get down to the brass tacks. And even gay people aren't attracted to women so the only people that are gonna fuck with these people are other troons and only because they have to settle for girl dick cuz that's all they can get. And yeah the few that kinda pass were still better looking as their birth gender. Even ugly fat men find women that will fuck with them, you'd think if they thought they were ugly they would just work on that, work out, get plastic surgery whatever floats your boat. Obviously, a lot of these people are just mentally broken so that's probably limiting the women that would fuck with them more than their physical appearance. I used to date this girl who was a narcissist and everyone in her family was too, it was horrible. Sure she was hot and that's why I even dated her and it took a year or two to figure out she was a narcissist so even narcissists can find people to date them, you normally don't figure out someones mentally ill until you've been stuck with them for awhile.

 

[monstrous bubo]

They troon out after their partner gives birth because they can't stand that their partner is getting more attention for being a new mother, and that her attention has turned from them to the new baby.

Late but don’t forget the other reason: it’s harder for a woman to leave if she’s off work with the baby. He‘s got her trapped, unless her family can provide significant help. And he’s got a child, which he almost certainly wouldn’t after trooning out.

I really despise these men. It actually makes me respect Joe Lavery a tiny bit, as he only procreated after frocking up, with someone who had no illusions about him in this regard.

Thread tax: don’t girls love to talk about fashion? (snip only, full tale of woe in spoiler)

Spoiler: sibling rivalry

I blocked my sister today over a dress.​

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I woke up sick today and I had a rough day yesterday with my soon to be ex wife so I do what I always do and go window shopping on Amazon. I found this really cute dress that was inexpensive and was excited about it. So I sent the link to my mom and then I sent a link to my sister because it’s the kind of style she likes.

She sent me back this text “I want to start by saying that I love you very much, and the choices you’ve been continuing to make will NEVER change that.

However, it just feels like you’re rubbing all this transgender stuff in my face, knowing I don’t agree and am NOT okay with it. I love you so very much, but I know you’re meant for better. By sending me stuff like this dress, and saying “I thought you’d like it too”, I feel like my feelings are being manipulated and I do NOT appreciate it.”

I was happy and wanted to share with the person I grew up close to my whole life. I’m going through a divorce, I had to put a close friend in the hospital on a mental hold because he got drunk, tried to sexually assault me and then said he was going to kill himself. I’m not the girl to try to mess with right now. I removed the problem and blocked her number. If she wants to apologize and treat me with respect then maybe we can work on reconciliation.

I have wasted so much of my life letting other people put me in a box that I don’t want to be in. I’m not going back and I’m not going to apologize for living my life. Sorry for the vent but I don’t have anyone else to talk to right now.

If I were the sister, I’d just have made some comment about how brave he was to wear something in that style, given how very tricky it was to carry off, and to watch the fit on the chest, waist and hips. Kindly meant, of course.

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[Gremperor]

Here we have “Emily” showing us completely normal behavior for a woman. Totally not creepy. “It gets its head rubbed.” I think we all know this is the future for “Emily.”

"It rubs the head upon it's skin or else it get OwO'd again."

I thought only furfags did headpats.

 

[soulless guarantee]

It turns out that there's more of that orgy callout that I posted earlier:

Interesting language used there. Matthew is a writer, but he copies somebody else and they in turn point out that he supposedly identifies as a writer - ergo throwing doubt on him being a true and honest writer.

Hmm, I wonder what other sort of behaviour that could apply to...

 

[Standardized Profile]

I still wanna know wdf "emotional labor" is, and wait are you saying the orgy invite was 10 pages long? That would be insane.

Ten pages seems excessive, but you have to remember kink people, the kind of people who would "conceptualize a series of parties" where people sodomize each other, are the most autistic, micromanaging, rules-bound fuckers you can imagine. If you add the super-autism and cluster B of trans on top of that, your orgy invitation is going to be an entire book.

This is such a bitch move:

You will never be a man. You will always be a bitch.

Spoiler: text

r/ftm

•Posted by
u/No_Emotion_3849

Dating a man undercover and dumping him once I come out?​

Would it be wrong for me to date a guy as a female and dump them once I come out? I'm currently socially and medically untransitioned (because it's illegal here) but I pass as a male. The guy however knows me as a female. I'm not planning on coming out as long as I live with my parents so that would give me a few years to date him. There are just so many times i've had to reject the man of my dreams because of my gender. Can't I just have one relationship?
Would it be wrong for the guy?

Pooner rages at mother who has the gall to put up photographs of her daughter in her own house. Who does she think she is, displaying photographs of her family in her home?

"Show me your dick" was pretty funny, though. That's a real power move if you know they don't have a rotdog, and maybe even if they do.

Spoiler: text

r/ftm

•Posted by
u/SweetBoiDillan
29 | They/He | 6/16/22| 7/12/23
5 hours ago

How Do You Handle Rude/Inappropriate Remarks From Family?​

My relationship with my family is...contentious. Historically, I've shown up regardless of rudeness but lately, I've begun sitting some family events out, including my nephew's fifth birthday a couple days ago (which really broke my heart because he's literally my sun ) because of wilddddd comments at family events.
So, cool. I skip the event then visit my childhood home for the first time in several months which is uncharacteristic from me. I usually visit MUCH more frequently, like on a biweekly basis. But as I said, trying to separate myself from unneeded cruelty.
An old friend from my childhood comes over and, when he leaves, it prompts me to ask my mother if I can take some of the old photos of me off the wall because it's not representative of my current presentation.
She flips her SHITTTTT.
Says she NEEDS her memories. Says that I WAS beautiful regardless of what I've decided I am now and she wants to remember what a pretty child she had. And when I compromise and say "we don't have to take them down, it'll just be nice to add some current photos of me as a guy as well", she, my whole mother, says "if you're a man where's your penis? Until you can show me your penis, you will not touch my photos. Do it at your own house."
Obviously this is some vile ass shit. I don't even think I've really wrapped my brain around how just...evil? It is. To open your mouth and say something like that to your transmasc son.
But, I am curious about how other people are handling cruelty from their "family". Or if your family is 100% supportive, how do you deal with rudeness/inappropriate comments as a whole?
Thanks in advance.

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

Yeah, we're going to see a lot more tranny violence in the coming years. I'm counting on it.

I'd like to call that era "The Troon Tragedies."

 

[Fapcop]

Lady… Don’t tell me how to piss, k?


Peak masculinity right there: Being upset over seeing another man peeing in your vicinity.


Getting strong BPD vibes from this pooner. She’s basically speedrunning the single, lonely cat lady lifestyle.


Lol! Imagine being a man in your thirties, and BEING UPSET over another man being “too masculine”.


Peak pooner cope: “ACKSUALLY, Cis men TOTALLY feel the same way!”

I’d love to know how this Bloodhappy pooner pushes back, lol! “Dood! King! Your handshake is too firm bro!”

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

https://www.scribd.com/document/663594347/transmaxxing13

Apparently incels "transmaxxing" is pretty popular.