Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

what the fuck. how is he doing this shit again? is he legit blackout drunk? he oinked at this same account just this past December.....

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It is Twitter's fault, they have to give him a colorful indicator, not some letters that spell words. This man never asked himself "Hey, maybe I am a retard?" No, it is the children's fault if he fucks up.

 

[Maude Snew]

#healthatanysize

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. He outperforms everyone of us on their own and all of us together at being fat and stupid and having bitch tits. Also he is greasier than the Greasy Strangler.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. He outperforms everyone of us on their own and all of us together at being fat and stupid and having bitch tits. Also he is greasier than the Greasy Strangler.

Dude, c'mon, I'm trying to eat.

 

[Maude Snew]

Dude, c'mon, I'm trying to eat.

While reading the Fat Rick thread? I feel like that's on you.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

While reading the Fat Rick thread? I feel like that's on you.

You know what, you're right, this was a bad choice of thread. I'll have to go look at something a little less vomit inducing than Tomlinson's fat face. I wonder if there's any new pictures of Cobes teeth...

 

[Dean Pentel]

Dude, c'mon, I'm trying to eat.

I can understand the nausea concern but I'd suggest aspiration is the far greater danger. Either from laughing or vomiting, don't add to his bodycount.

Do not enjoy the afterlife, child.

 

[Neetorino]

I wanted to post my appreciation for the latest Cryptic Web Chronicles.
At over 1.5 hours, it's long, but worth every second. So many great catches: journalists, hooknoses, and of course Fatrick

Chef's Kiss
The latest Cryptic Web

It's the best CWC since the original. I've listened to the full playlist they've got on Patti twice just because the story is so fascinating. The twists and turns in the life of Patrick S. Tomlinson are impossible to have written before hand.

Dude, c'mon, I'm trying to eat.

The only thing you'll be eating now is slop from a dining hall. Enjoy Prison and an upset tummy, stalker child!

 

[BScCollateral]

I'll have to go look at something a little less vomit inducing than Tomlinson's fat face. I wonder if there's any new pictures of Cobes teeth...

Try the SRS results thread.

 

[Judge Holden]

Sing with me niggas.

W H Y U S

I asked the AI art thing im using to generate an image of fat arguing and sadly the results were underwhelming

 

[AnOminous]

Dude, c'mon, I'm trying to eat.

This is probably not a good thread to read if you like retaining the contents of your stomach.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

It is Twitter's fault, they have to give him a colorful indicator, not some letters that spell words.

He's a writer, not a reader.

Sing with me niggas.

W H Y U S
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I've missed "little one" so much. It makes him sound like an even bigger creep than child does.

 

[Judge Holden]

I wanted to post my appreciation for the latest Cryptic Web Chronicles.
At over 1.5 hours, it's long, but worth every second. So many great catches: journalists, hooknoses, and of course Fatrick

Chef's Kiss
The latest Cryptic Web

Ok I have mentioned before that certain audios related to the fatrick saga I have semi-intentionally *not* listened to in order to have a reserve stockpile of free giggles for the dark times ahead so believe me when I say I actually spat out my overpriced yet delicious Diplomatico Reserva Rum when I heard the snippet of the Josiah interview when the first thing he said about the stalker childs was "they need to be put to death" due entirely to the joke about the niggeroni

I genuinely was not aware of him just out and saying this....I mean holy fucking shit he just straight up went Sonichu #10 on the rascals

EDIT: Oh mercy this line from the video

Patrick proceeded to send Josiah a series of Microsoft Paint drawings that depicted him grinding African-American children into pepperoni

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Sing with me niggas.

W H Y U S
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"Happily married" he say's on x while he fights with trolls and simping for trannies all the while his wife fucks black men upstairs. Such a model marriage. Truly a modern day household!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

"Happily married" he say's on x while he fights with trolls and simping for trannies all the while his wife fucks black men upstairs. Such a model marriage. Truly a modern day household!

Do you think it’s upstairs? Or in the other half hovel? I assume the just boot fatrick out the door but perhaps he’s become impossible to move without heavy equipment.

I feel we need one of those newspaper style diagrams like the one that told us where saddam Hussein was.

 

[Summer of George]

EDIT: Oh mercy this line from the video

Patrick proceeded to send Josiah a series of Microsoft Paint drawings that depicted him grinding African-American children into pepperoni

Yeah, that one caught my ear too. Can some old school Patposter help out? I've seen this one plenty, and it's a masterpiece, but if it's truly a whole series, we need to see the rest of it!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Do you think it’s upstairs? Or in the other half hovel? I assume the just boot fatrick out the door but perhaps he’s become impossible to move without heavy equipment.

I feel we need one of those newspaper style diagrams like the one that told us where saddam Hussein was.

I think he just heads downstairs and waits to bring snacks and open up the windows after they're done. That is if he isn't going to the pub to drink his troubles away like the pathetic loser that he is and get another ticket for his driving.

 

[LastStableVersion]

Sing with me niggas.

W H Y U S
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I asked the AI art thing im using to generate an image of fat arguing and sadly the results were underwhelming
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"manlet" - "edgelord" - "simp"

Looks like someone found Urban Dictionary

 

[Henri Barbusse]

As such, there is not a single individual who will have sex with him.

Pat has ready access to his wife's pussy, though it's only for the purposes of extracting excess gasses and stray pieces of niggeroni.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pat has ready access to his wife's pussy, though it's only for the purposes of extracting excess gasses and stray pieces of niggeroni.

Sadly he is too poor after the quasi payments to afford a proper smoker for his niggeroni so instead he just ages them inside her cooch after she has had it seasoned with extra spicy Ro'dann poots. I hear she is able to fit five niggeroni lengths a time these days which allows fat to make a steady profit due to the rapid aging and smoking process

Also watching that playlist and I gotta stop drinking when seeing reminders of antics past because i am losing half my hooch to the screen when shit like this comes up

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Does this idiot have any mirrors in his half-hovel?

Obviously not. I mean, have you seen how he and Niki dress/look anytime they take pics outside the half-hovel?

Alternativey, yes, but he can only see 5% of himself at any time even in a full length mirror. Because he's so fucking fat