Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick's speedrunning to hell is going smoothly

It's seriously sad and disgusting and the only KF poster he picked wasn't for anything particularly awful, but because he was the only one who had said anything to him in confidence. It is more or less the cardinal sin to lawyers to betray confidences.

Would you ever trust this man as a lawyer?

There is now a serious reason for him to remain non-practicing. If he gets pissed off at you, he will betray your confidences. This is what this fake lawyer does.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick says that anorexia works, but you have to tell yourself you look better as you lose weight for it not to become a problem. You need to monitor it.

- After a 20 minute rant on losing weight via caloric deficit and fighting with his chat, he says that you cannot control a steroid regimen for muscle building and weight loss.

Totally insane. What anorexia will do is take away weight by destroying lean muscle in the body. The good kind of muscle. It will also put heavy stress on all the internal organs in the body and if you don't it in a very careful way, you are also going to have malnutrition problems. Dieting to reduce muscle in the body makes no sense.

I really don't know how Nick can tell himself he looks better with his current Skeleton look. It seems like he is obsessed with trying to re-gain his skinny underdeveloped pre-adult college body that has been in photos posted here. Even though that is really not possible.

The problem with Nick and steroids is that I doubt he would be willing to exercise. But I'm almost certain that Nick in his own mind is thinking that steroids and PEDs are a pill solution that will give him an even better body after his weight loss with no effort. It doesn't work like that. But I don't think it would stop Nick from trying.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I mean it’s one thing to be trapped in a marriage with an alcoholic asshole, and holding it together because you feel you have limited options or are concerned about kids ect. But our wife not only remains, but seems to actually enable and condone Nicks behavior. Like if she is aware he is a self destructing alcoholic, why tf is she going in the hot tub and getting drunk as fuck with him at swinger parties?

I knew a guy who was an alcoholic, nonviolent and had a PhD, whose status as an alcoholic was never mentioned when him and his wife would come over for drinks. It’s one of those things youd never notice but after they’re gone from drinking the signs hit you in the face. She just didn’t want to feel out of place enjoying her wine or didn’t think it was just that big of a deal. Not to mention she helped enable him handing him full water glasses, not whiskey glasses, of whiskey off to him when they were home alone for whatever reasons. She didn’t divorce him until his alcoholism finally inconvenienced her: he crashed their car drunk, lost his license in the a DUI and then they could never go out to parties and out with friends because oops someone has an issue! She never thought it was an issue and after all alcoholism just doesn’t happen to people in her sphere, just lowlifes.

It’s just “Never could happen to me” or “I don’t see how it’s bad he’s happy” until it gets bad for the wife. Maybe that’s what will happen to the Rekietas. Nick is going to fuck up in a major public way and then “Oopsies baby you have problems and I have to leave you now” and we’ll see Rekieta really come apart at the seems.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is going to fuck up in a major public way and then “Oopsies baby you have problems and I have to leave you now” and we’ll see Rekieta really come apart at the seems.

It's called "codependency."

 

[Sewer Rat]

It's seriously sad and disgusting and the only KF poster he picked wasn't for anything particularly awful, but because he was the only one who had said anything to him in confidence. It is more or less the cardinal sin to lawyers to betray confidences.

Would you ever trust this man as a lawyer?

There is now a serious reason for him to remain non-practicing. If he gets pissed off at you, he will betray your confidences. This is what this fake lawyer does.

it's a good thing that he said that he doesn't want superchats, like I said on a previous post, that "john" reaction is what he really thinks of all the "toast for my beloved that died" donations.

 

[AnOminous]

it's a good thing that he said that he doesn't want superchats, like I said on a previous post, that "john" reaction is what he really thinks of all the "toast for my beloved that died" donations.

This is why I hope the situation he openly wanted when he told his audience to fuck off and go away ultimately materializes.

The moment when he has to go back crawling on his hands and knees and begging his parents for money.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So, the nanny is gone, right? Because he has a kid who can drive now, but still needs another driver "all of a sudden".

The driver that they are suddenly missing is Nick, because his wife finally told him to stop driving the kids around while shit faced drunk, which he is now 24/7.

He's not suddenly more busy with his kids being an awesome dad, he is now too drunk to stream most of the day and passed out in a puddle of piss and vomit the other part of the day.

Even if he was this super involved dad he pretends to be he could very easily stream in the evening/at night when the kids are in bed. He works from home with a SAHM and a nanny to take care of his kids. There isn't a better arrangement to hope for as a streamer. It's all bullshit.

 

[jspit2.0]

have we seen anything supporting that theory?
so far all i am aware of is nick himself blowing the money on whiskey and meme cars

I don't have any proof, I'm trying to guess why Nick, who seems to be so frustrated with a successful career making cash when he clearly liked spending that cash is trying so hard to tank his income stream?

It's a pet theory drawing from the tensions that appear when he's with his wife and flows into my second theory that he wants a divorce, but wants to maybe screw with his earnings, so he won't have to pay as much in spousal support?

Just a thought. I could be wrong.

 

[Sewer Rat]

It's seriously sad and disgusting and the only KF poster he picked wasn't for anything particularly awful, but because he was the only one who had said anything to him in confidence. It is more or less the cardinal sin to lawyers to betray confidences.

Would you ever trust this man as a lawyer?

There is now a serious reason for him to remain non-practicing. If he gets pissed off at you, he will betray your confidences. This is what this fake lawyer does.

a youtuber lawyer is already kind of a redflag for me, still not that bad, but a guy, lawyer or not, that will use the lowest point of a persons life, a guy that almost killed himself and confided on him, to mock him on a public livesream? that's not only disgusting for a lawyer, that's a horrible thing as a human being

 

[Captain Manning]

He told people to go inside during Jan 6th and yet was never charged with anything. Then he manged to weasel his way in with Kanye and destroy him. Kayne was pre-musk twitter and was the only one asking certain questions. Fuentes came in, got him to press it too far, and magically Kanye is kissing the ring. He is 100% a fed asset.

Yeah, it's the Jan 6 stuff that's sussy to me. I haven't given much thought to Kanye.

Comparing the two Nicks seems kinda pointless to me, because I think the Mexican Savior of the White Race™ is being employed by a "higher power" to act crazy, so as to attract other crazy people, and then "they" can stop them before or after they do something illegal. Rekieta, not so much. Feds are real, they're just probably overreported. Hal Turner was a confirmed fed. He fucked shit up because he drank too much of the kool aid he was supposed to pass out to others, and threatened some Federal judges.

Anyways, this is why I usually skip the Fuentes stuff on Kino Casino. Most of the time, when they're commentating on Fuentes, they're commenting on what amounts to an act. The act might be funny at times, but it's still an act.

This is why I hope the situation he openly wanted when he told his audience to fuck off and go away ultimately materializes.

Hasn't it basically already? He scraping the bottom of the barrel now. By his own admission it seems like.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Fapcop]

So, the nanny is gone, right? Because he has a kid who can drive now, but still needs another driver "all of a sudden".

FWIW, your kids are not more important than what you do, if "what you do" is earn a living. It's a balance. But a dad who is around all the time, not earning, is not doing what is right for his kids. But I guess it's different when you have a trust fund.

Sure is funny how the kids are soooo important to Nick. More important than anything. Except drinking.

You don’t need to be a high IQ, non-practicing lawyer to realize that it’s not ideal for your kids to be able to see you sloshed and embarrassingly drunk every night. You’re setting a bad example, you’re embarrassing them, etc.

But don’t believe your lying eyes guys! Family comes first for Nick Rekieta. Always! Except for when it comes to the drink and the coom of course.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

It's seriously sad and disgusting and the only KF poster he picked wasn't for anything particularly awful, but because he was the only one who had said anything to him in confidence

And many of us from his old discord that do hang out here use different usernames. The guy he singled out didn't so he was recognizable. Just goes to emphasize the need for opsec. Lest a drunken imbecile you mentioned personal details to should happen to decide to make a fool of himself and drag you down with him.

 

[RJ MacReady]

a youtuber lawyer is already kind of a redflag for me, still not that bad, but a guy, lawyer or not, that will use the lowest point of a persons life, a guy that almost killed himself and confided on him, to mock him on a public livesream? that's not only disgusting for a lawyer, that's a horrible thing as a human being

I'm pretty sure being a known cannibal would do less damage to a lawyer's career than winning a rep for airing out the dirty laundry of people who trust them. I mean, the cannibal might actually be extremely good at his job despite his lunchbox being packed with Tomlinson™ brand pepperoni snacks. But the vindictive gossip is inevitably going to fuck over his clients, other counsel and the court.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Just goes to emphasize the need for opsec. Lest a drunken imbecile you mentioned personal details to should happen to decide to make a fool of himself and drag you down with him.

100% on opsec. And what was "John"'s cardinal sin? He turned on Rackets (probably when the thread moved forums, and probably when Nick supposedly stopped reading it). That's the crime. Oh yeah, Nick obviously hated the guy, but did the Christian thing and helped him not sudoku. But that's only worthy of silent contempt. The real transgression was HE MADE FUN OF BALLDOMAN ON THE INTERNET.

I mean, insert the "turn off the computer" meme.

It's been said by others but bears repeating: outside of some sympathy toward the individual, this isn't an own on the Farms. All Nick did by calling this poor, unfortunate soul out, was show how petty and without honor Nick is. If anything, Nick generated mountains of lulz, at his own expense, because of his drunken "own".

The Farms abides (much like The Dude).

 

[polar bear]

- He left for 7 minutes or more to move clothes from washer to dryer.

i know it, you know it, everyone knows it

 

[Truly Rural]

Nick says that anorexia works,

Another "positive side" of anorexia

 

[Strix454]

Comparing the two Nicks seems kinda pointless to me, because I think the Mexican Savorior of the White Race™ is being employed by a "higher power" to act crazy, so as to attract other crazy people, and then "they" can stop them before or after they do something illegal.

That is the good spin on it. The other way to look at it is that people who join groups like this often become informants or pawns within the system who are then used in a variety of ways by the system. Some people might do it for money. Other people might get set up and get charges pinned on them that go away in exchange for cooperation. Other people might have the system turn a blind eye to other things they are doing in exchange for cooperation.

But once you are "their" guy, its generally for life and there is no way out. They can tell you to do anything and you have to do it. The possibilities for bad things happening due to the government controlling and manipulating these groups are endless. Things can be encouraged, things can be discouraged or sometimes all they have to is look the other way when something is going to happen.

All it takes a is a google news search on Mexican Savior of American Nick to understand part of why he exists and what purpose he serves within the system. Nick says something totally stupid. Some obscure person just happens by "journalists" to be found linking republican x to Nick. Then republican gets tarred as if he said whatever Nick said. Or its a story of the formula "trump supporter Nick calls for <fill in the black>".

 

[Kurohige]

there's no doubt about Sloth, he will do anything to not have to work or do anything, neglecting even his apparently unable to move wife.

I feel people sometimes are too surface-level when it comes to describing the Seven Deadly Sins.

What makes Nicky truly sinner in terms of sloth is not basic-bitch laziness and his excuses towards his lack of effort/responsibility, but his apathy and indifference to his current circumstances and responsibilities. It's as if he's performing global "quiet quitting" towards everything and everyone in his life, including on himself to his own life.

Nick being sad that his life choices prevented him from doing le degenerate things frustrated him to the point of becoming le degenerate. Now he's at the point of peak sloth: he's minimized any effort that he 'needs' to do for himself because that isn't what he "wants," and gets progressively to instantly angered if suggested (or badgered, in his perspective) that what he wants is irrelevant in his current situation, and that he really needs to improve himself to succeed overall. That anger is just fuel for more idleness. So, the lesson? Do not poke the Balldo, whatsoever. He might do ⅔rds of a Chris Benoit because of it, someday.

Spoiler: Autismo about decades old Chinese cartoons

Sloth from Full Metal Alchemist is a surprisingly good representation. His main objective throughout the series is one that's long, arduous, and tedious. He does it, yes, but slowly and complains the entire time about it incessantly. When he finally fights, his immense strength has a purpose for once, besides digging a gigantic symbol. That's not all, though. He's also revealed to be really fast, and not because it's very ironic; by lore of the sin, he's starting moving fast because of how much the effort of fighting has started to annoyed him. Slow to do what matters, and easily pissed when pushed or poked too hard.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Sure is funny how the kids are soooo important to Nick. More important than anything. Except drinking.

You don’t need to be a high IQ, non-practicing lawyer to realize that it’s not ideal for your kids to be able to see you sloshed and embarrassingly drunk every night. You’re setting a bad example, you’re embarrassing them, etc.

But don’t believe your lying eyes guys! Family comes first for Nick Rekieta. Always! Except for when it comes to the drink and the coom of course.

Rekeita is really sowing something special here. Does he think his kids are going to look fondly on him acting like this? Being a disgusting drunk that everyone mocks? This isn't too far off from sons having an onlyfans mom, it's embarrassing and humiliating.

So I really hope Nick takes in all the things he said to 'dear John' about being rejected by his family. He's closer to being 'dear Nick' than he thinks.

 

[DumbDude43]

Rekeita is really sowing something special here. Does he think his kids are going to look fondly on him acting like this? Being a disgusting drunk that everyone mocks? This isn't too far off from sons having an onlyfans mom, it's embarrassing and humiliating.

So I really hope Nick takes in all the things he said to 'dear John' about being rejected by his family. He's closer to being 'dear Nick' than he thinks.

the kids are just kinda doomed at this point.
imagine going to school and hearing the other kids talk about how your dad took your mom to a jamaican swinger club for BBC week. it's so fucking over, RIP.