Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

His last hope was that Rumble would come in with a last minute massive contract offer.

Rekieta mentioned Rumble the other day and insisted that everything is going GREAT!

His seething, forced smile told everyone what’s really up.

And frankly, his numbers just aren’t there, judging by the engagement.

EDIT: There’s no way that Rumble isn’t full of shit about views.

Look at this:


YouTube views.


Rumble views.

Somehow the minute Rekieta turns off YouTube stream, tens of thousands of people flock on to Rumble.

Meanwhile, his videos get DSP tier numbers on Rumble.

Doubt.

 

[Kurohige]

Just watch what he's doing to himself. It's funny enough.

No, I have to be the reason Nick fires a million bullets in his mouth when he finally snaps.

Even though he's more likely to end the family first given his condition. Let him burn out on his own.

 

[Captain Manning]

Perhaps, but I think Occam’s Razor would be that Rackets is simply big mad at Kiwi Farms, totally blasted out of his mind and he blames his detractors for his downward trajectory.

Nobody here is responsible for Rekieta's downward trajectory. Nobody. I doubt very much that too many people off the Farms are either. Nick did this entirely to himself. That can not be emphasized enough.

This thread is, in most cases, a bunch of weirdos speculating about an online personality, and documenting the things they do. Just like every other Lolcow thread.

Like I said many pages ago (JFC, this thread moves fast!), there are plenty of people who have threads on the Farms who ignore them and do their own thing. Some of them clean up their act and their threads die. A few are even successful in spite of getting a thread.

The Farms does not determine whether somebody is a success or not. The person does.

And frankly, his numbers just aren’t there.

And the ones that are are fake as fuck. An inflated number by Rumble. I will never not believe that.

 

[Fapcop]

Nobody here is responsible for Rekieta's downward trajectory. Nobody. I doubt very much that too many people off the Farms are either. Nick did this entirely to himself. That can not be emphasized enough.

This thread is, in most cases, a bunch of weirdos speculating about an online personality, and documenting the things they do. Just like every other Lolcow thread.

Like I said many pages ago (JFC, this thread moves fast!), there are plenty of people who have threads on the Farms who ignore them and do their own thing. Some of them clean up their act and their threads die. A few are even successful in spite of getting a thread.

The Farms does not determine whether somebody is a success or not. The person does.


And the ones that are are fake as fuck. An inflated number by Rumble. I will never not believe that.

Does Rekieta stream simultaneously on Rumble and YouTube? Or shuts down the YouTube stream before going on Rumble?

I might buy that Rumble and YouTube lives get similar views. Might be true. Unlikely but still.

But somehow, TENS OF THOUSANDS of people jump onto Rumble as soon as he finishes on YouTube? And mind you, it’s not just Rumble viewers PLUS YouTube viewers, it’s several times more the number of YT views.

Yeah, no fucking way.

 

[MissyMissy]

I've been watching the Dear John clip after seeing everyone ask why he's looking at the ceiling and I think its because he's got the spins and is either trying to center himself, keep himself from puking or is trying to drunkenly hide that from the stream. Or all of the above.
The fact that he's that drunk and is still up and not puking proves that he's super duper hardcore at this point. Lady Rackets should apply for Intervention. Would make a good episode.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He works and she spends?

He has said in the past she spends a lot (I believe thousands), on lego.

 

[Fapcop]

I've been watching the Dear John clip and everyone keeps asking why he's looking at the ceiling and I think its because he's got the spins and is either trying to center himself, keep himself from puking or is trying to drunkenly hide that from the stream. Or all of the above.
The fact that he's that drunk and is still up and not puking proves that he's super duper hardcore at this point. Lady Rackets should apply for Intervention. Would make a good episode.

I think it’s because he’s looking up for guidance from Angel kitten and devil kitten, but that might just be me.

 

[gang weeder]

Wait he addressed the MANdy situation?
I always thought he swept under rug and never mentioned it again

Not sure if he addressed it directly but IIRC, shortly after he thirsted after Mandy really hard on stream (this was well before "she" was outed as a likely catfish and etc.), he went on stream and basically said something to the effect of "I've been drinking too much on stream/going a bit too crazy and I need to calm down a bit," with the obvious implication that Lady Rackets had probably seen his behavior and wasn't too pleased with it.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

we dont know what she is or isnt doing

Agreed.

People love to speculate on ole Rackets, and I’m not throwing stones at anyone for doing that. By the grace of Null it’s still a free country somewhere. I only bring it up because I imagine it makes it easier for Nick, in his mind, to dismiss the “haters.” “See, they’re wrong about my wife!” Etc

The public record is all you need to tell Rackets he needs to pull up. Dude was drunk enough to get thrown out of a bar, gleefully mocking a man for being suicidal. He took the mother of his five children to a swinger’s resort. He reviewed the Balldo! The Balldo.

Nick can embrace Current Year morality if he wants to, and maybe we are a bunch of Kiwi Incel Prudes. I’ll take that over teaching your kids it’s cool to wife-swap and talk about your fucking “ballgasm” in front of God, the capital-I Internet, and everybody.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nobody here is responsible for Rekieta's downward trajectory. Nobody. I doubt very much that too many people off the Farms are either. Nick did this entirely to himself. That can not be emphasized enough.

This thread is, in most cases, a bunch of weirdos speculating about an online personality, and documenting the things they do. Just like every other Lolcow thread.

Like I said many pages ago (JFC, this thread moves fast!), there are plenty of people who have threads on the Farms who ignore them and do their own thing. Some of them clean up their act and their threads die. A few are even successful in spite of getting a thread.

The Farms does not determine whether somebody is a success or not. The person does.


And the ones that are are fake as fuck. An inflated number by Rumble. I will never not believe that.

Hell, Nick said it himself during his ranting towards Sean, that the Farms does not make people do things, it only mocks them or something like that. He was drunk so it was all kinda slurred and retarded when he said it.

 

[Fapcop]

He has said in the past she spends a lot (I believe thousands), on lego.

This is what a trust fund gets you.

Kayla has five kids and a nanny to do all the hard work, so she spends her days zonked out on crazy pills, buying shit she’ll never need and flirt with men in her husbands stream.

Nick doesn’t need to work either, so he gets to have an empty law office, and a podcast he can drive in the ditch because he sure as hell isn’t dependent on it. And fills the shallow husk that is his life with burning money, winemom tits, coom and of course liquor.

Both of them are coomers and consoomers, never have to work for anything, and are desperately looking for vices and distractions to fill their lives with.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I know the OP is being updated, but I went back and read it because it's been awhile and I wanted a refresher on what it said.

I had to see the bottle up his ass again. What the fuck is wrong with his skin back there? It's all blotchy and discolored. Is this caused by AIDS? Or just perma-jizz stains?

Literally not washing his ass.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does Rekieta stream simultaneously on Rumble and YouTube? Or shuts down the YouTube stream before going on Rumble?

I think he streams to Rumble and Youtube and then shuts down YouTube an hour in. The point of that is to entice people who encounter him on Youtube to check out Rumble. I'm the wrong person to ask though, because I don't watch Rekieta outside of what Elissa clips (totally out of context, he'd wrongly argue).

Assuming he does that, the disparity in views between the two platforms is not really the best evidence something is off. That could be explained by people just starting and staying on Rumble. That would make sense.

No, the best evidence, I think, is the lack of engagement. Like he's getting 60K views or whatever, but almost jack shit in terms of Rumbles (Rumble's superchat equivalent). I don't buy it. I think this is Cozy view multiplier situation all over again, minus having to kiss Fuentes's ass.

I will note some investment analysis firms aren't buying it either. The SEC is supposedly looking into Rumble right now.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's been seeing them for awhile now. This happened during Nick rant against "fucking Christian faggots" while coming down from MDMA (with a little bonus).

Apparently we're back to FUNNEH again. Look at this fucking shirt. This is just a Ron Soye shirt. Literal wife beater shirt.

This fucking retard thinks this is something to wear. On a stream.

Lmao.

Nobody here is responsible for Rekieta's downward trajectory. Nobody.

Kiwi Farms: PULL UP PULL UP DON'T CRASH INTO THE GROUND!

Retard: FUCK YOU YOU AREN'T MY MOM! [CRASHES INTO THE GROUND.]

Retard: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME KIWI FARMS?

 

[Twinkletard]

He has said in the past she spends a lot (I believe thousands), on lego.

Oh, she's one of those kind of stay-at-home housewives...

Things are starting to make a lot more sense to me now.

 

[LiquidKid]

How about you fucking niggers don't touch the cow. Or if you're too fucking autistic not to don't post bragging about it here you fucking retards. That's how threads get locked.

Thank Christ someone else noticed it.
All that Twitter bullshit was driving me insane.

Stop super chatting Nick about John, stop tweeting at him to go to AA, leave him alone. You all already know he reads the thread, just discussing him as normal will lead to more stuff to discuss and laugh at. We don’t need to stage an autistic internet intervention of a spoiled rich kid

 

[Strix454]

I just watched the clip of Nick's weight loss advice to the people in his audience. He is officially claiming to have gone from 201 to 156.
Nick's new catchphrase to his overweight female fans is "just don't eat". Exercise and such is for stupid people. Nick knows physics you see and physics says you "just don't eat".
I really hope he doesn't kill anyone with this advice.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I just watched the clip of Nick's weight loss advice to the people in his audience. He is officially claiming to have gone from 201 to 156.
Nick's new catchphrase to his overweight female fans is "just don't eat". Exercise and such is for stupid people. Nick knows physics you see and physics says you "just don't eat".
I really hope he doesn't kill anyone with this advice.

Can we add eating disorder to the list of things that make Nick gay?

 

[Potatoherder]

Somehow the minute Rekieta turns off YouTube stream, tens of thousands of people flock on to Rumble.

And only 200-350 people talk in the chat no matter if he has 3k or 9k. One interesting thing is on Thursday's stream the viewers peak and decline to the end of stream and on Friday's stream, which had 2x the viewers for some reason, it peaks 30-40min before he quits. That is weird behavior to me considering it's US politics at 3am. The market for that seems slim.

Does Rekieta stream simultaneously on Rumble and YouTube? Or shuts down the YouTube stream before going on Rumble?

He starts on both platforms. You can sometime see a viewer spike in my charts when the cutoff happens.

 

[Chibitzen]

- Nick says that anorexia works, but you have to tell yourself you look better as you lose weight for it not to become a problem. You need to monitor it.

Wonderful. This guy thinks he is a health expert now. He knows everything. Note he is surrounded by people who think they are experts at things they have the least experience in:

Drexel, expert on building relationships and what is best for society.
Madison, expert on comic book artistry.
Camelot, expert at being a successful Youtuber.

I still have the last bingo card to get out, but it's hard to come up with something authentically amusing when every single update of recent makes me physically cringe. For example, Alcoholism does not make one grandiose. While yes, Rekieta can blame the alcohol on some of his problems. Dropping it would only enable a path to his recovery. Until everything beyond that is fixed, he will still use and abuse substances and continue this silly little mission of trying to beat God.