Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Marchesa of the Vast]

the kids are just kinda doomed at this point.
imagine going to school and hearing the other kids talk about how your dad took your mom to a jamaican swinger club for BBC week. it's so fucking over, RIP.

For right now they're apparently homeschooled. It seems like the family also dropped off the earth from the church.

Those kids might just turn 18 and change names.

 

[zimzam88]

The situation with his kids can only get so bad before the extended family have to pull them away from Nick

This is the good part of Nick having a big extended family that is supposedly religious. They (hopefully) wont let things get to a ralph situation before separating them.

Lmao the problem with this notorious, profligate liar who never opens his mouth without a lie coming out or a dick going in, is that he's too honest.

Lets be honest here, he actually thinks his problem is that he's not lying EFFECTIVELY enough. People can see the truth right through his feeble attempts at lying because he's lost 40 IQ points in 4 years. He thinks retconning his previous lies as "being too honest" will give them more validity.

The driver that they are suddenly missing is Nick, because his wife finally told him to stop driving the kids around while shit faced drunk, which he is now 24/7.

Yes he said that he goes to sleep at 4 am completely wasted and gets 3 hours of sleep before needing to drive the kids around. He's 100% a danger to his family behind the wheel.

 

[FedPostalService]

it's a good thing that he said that he doesn't want superchats, like I said on a previous post, that "john" reaction is what he really thinks of all the "toast for my beloved that died" donations.

In fairness all the people who paid for his faggy “toast for my loved one who died” all deserve their own dear John moments as they would ruin his shows when they were good.

 

[Fapcop]

the kids are just kinda doomed at this point.
imagine going to school and hearing the other kids talk about how your dad took your mom to a jamaican swinger club for BBC week. it's so fucking over, RIP.

Remember when he posted that lewd picture from Jamaica of the two of them?

His son is 16. Imagine how mortifying it’d be for a 16 year old boy to have naked pics (yeah sure, it was from behind, but still) if your mom and dad passed around by your friend.

“Hey Rekieta! Your mom is kind of a milf! Can you introduce me?”

But of course neither of those two coombrained losers, neither Nick nor Kayla, think about this. “Teehee, let’s post a nude on locals to own the haters and make people see how we’re living it up!”

Yes he said that he goes to sleep at 4 am completely wasted and gets 3 hours of sleep before needing to drive the kids around. He's 100% a danger to his family behind the wheel.

We’re rapidly approaching the point where a call to CPS isn’t a despicable kind of Alogging, but actually an ethical obligation.

 

[AnOminous]

In fairness all the people who paid for his faggy “toast for my loved one who died” all deserve their own dear John moments as they would ruin his shows when they were good.

He should just start doxing every single one of his paypigs who ever told him anything in confidence to show the haters.

“Hey Rekieta! Your mom is kind of a milf! Can you introduce me?”

"Got any naked pictures of your mom?" Umm no. "Want some?"

 

[Sharpeteer]

In fairness all the people who paid for his faggy “toast for my loved one who died” all deserve their own dear John moments as they would ruin his shows when they were good.

The social media expert determined that interrupting your show every few minutes to talk about something that nobody gives a shit about, for 2 minutes at a time, was a good idea.

 

[Fapcop]

For right now they're apparently homeschooled. It seems like the family also dropped off the earth from the church.

They’re homeschooled yes, but it’s a kind of homeschooling where they have classes with other kids, attend band, etc.

They got classmates that who are seeing this shit.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I don't have any proof, I'm trying to guess why Nick, who seems to be so frustrated with a successful career making cash when he clearly liked spending that cash is trying so hard to tank his income stream?

It's a pet theory drawing from the tensions that appear when he's with his wife and flows into my second theory that he wants a divorce, but wants to maybe screw with his earnings, so he won't have to pay as much in spousal support?

Just a thought. I could be wrong.

Perhaps, but I think Occam’s Razor would be that Rackets is simply big mad at Kiwi Farms, totally blasted out of his mind and he blames his detractors for his downward trajectory. Going from making a million in ‘21 and probably in ‘22, too, to looking at maybe $50k has to be one hell of a shock. At that point, especially for someone who is a bit of a stubborn contrarian, why not go YOLO and burn it all to the ground? He will dive deeper into despair and ruin while shouting, “look at what you’ve done to me!” and ignore that his woes are self-inflicted.

 

[AnOminous]

They’re homeschooled yes, but it’s a kind of homeschooling where they have classes with other kids, attend band, etc.

They got classmates that who are seeing this shit.

I think something like this was what he was flipping out about complaining about Scandinavian prudes. Somehow, the social community he chose also doesn't approve of his degeneracy.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I know the OP is being updated, but I went back and read it because it's been awhile and I wanted a refresher on what it said.

I had to see the bottle up his ass again. What the fuck is wrong with his skin back there? It's all blotchy and discolored. Is this caused by AIDS? Or just perma-jizz stains?

 

[polar bear]

We’re rapidly approaching the point where a call to CPS isn’t a despicable kind of Alogging, but actually an ethical obligation.

I know i'm a newfag and i mean no offense - but what's the point of posting stuff like that? You know that rekieta is reading this thread, so now you're giving him a weapon to use, and tears to cry out about them evil evil kiwifarmers calling CPS. I am not planning to call anyone and never will, just to make it clear. If you want to do gay stuff, go do gay stuff, but don't talk about it cause it's cringe and it makes everyone else look gay too.

 

[Kurohige]

"Got any naked pictures of your mom?" Umm no. "Want some?"

Eventually, when Zoomoids and Alphags find their balls in this online era, they'll tell the kids who try to pull that humiliation:

"You have pictures of my mom naked? You actually downloaded that shit, and showed everyone at school? What's wrong with you? You're more fucked up than she is?"

"You saw pictures of my dad naked? And you downloaded them? What, you like grown men or something? Are you some sort of sick faggot?"

"You actually downloaded/prepared tabs of videos of my parents having sex? You saw my dad's butthole and nuts? Alright, faggot. Wait, how do I know you didn't just sneak into my house, and record that? I should just beat your ass for being a freak, or maybe tell everyone you like sneaking into houses to see other kids' parents have sex? Enjoy jail, you retarded dipshit."

 

[Sharpeteer]

I know i'm a newfag and i mean no offense - but what's the point of posting stuff like that? You know that rekieta is reading this thread, so now you're giving him a weapon to use, and tears to cry out about them evil evil kiwifarmers calling CPS. I am not planning to call anyone and never will, just to make it clear. If you want to do gay stuff, go do gay stuff, but don't talk about it cause it's cringe and it makes everyone else look gay too.

Yeah, I really do not want this thread locked for cow touching. It's the best work reading I've ever had.

 

[AnOminous]

Eventually, when Zoomoids and Alphags find their balls in this online era, they'll tell the kids who try to pull that humiliation:

"You have pictures of my mom naked? You actually downloaded that shit, and showed everyone at school? What's wrong with you? You're more fucked up than she is?"

They can try pulling that twittard/reddit shit irl but irl it is not going to work. It is going to be "lol we have pictures of your mom naked."

 

[Neetorino]

Raccoons are cute, but we all know opposums are better and if any critter deserves a thread, it's those little marsupials.

There is indeed a thread on Opossums, if there wasn't I woulda made one.

I'm very glad this already exists, I was about to make it since folks in the Rekieta Thread mentioned needing one.
Poss tax:
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As for the Nick tax, I'm expecting another stream with Daxipad sometime soon so they can do another Eric July copestream.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I know i'm a newfag and i mean no offense - but what's the point of posting stuff like that? You know that rekieta is reading this thread, so now you're giving him a weapon to use, and tears to cry out about them evil evil kiwifarmers calling CPS. I am not planning to call anyone and never will, just to make it clear. If you want to do gay stuff, go do gay stuff, but don't talk about it cause it's cringe and it makes everyone else look gay too.

People are unable to enjoy the fact that the greatest punishment Rackets can receive for his degeneracy, are the consequences of said degeneracy. Anyone who wants to touch a cow is a faggot, and should be told they're a faggot.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is why I hope the situation he openly wanted when he told his audience to fuck off and go away ultimately materializes.

The moment when he has to go back crawling on his hands and knees and begging his parents for money.

His last hope was that Rumble would come in with a last minute massive contract offer. Given the unhinged things he's saying on air, the fact that it's nearly two months into the year and there is no news about contract negotiations, let alone a signed deal, and the fact that this week Nick admitted not checking his email since January, it's probably safe to say that is not happening.

Nick's future is likely to be reading $3 troll super chats forever, at best.

In terms of his audience, over the past couple months it seems he's lost just about everybody.

It's funny to see even the most unhinged people from Nick's Locals who whined about the thread being unfair now turn on Nick.



The guy saying he wants to sue Nick for failing to deliver on the Locals 5k gift was the guy who claimed he wanted to sue Monty over that back in August, 1300-odd pages ago, because that was the excuse Nick was using at the time. Even the most dumb people over there have slowly realized that Nick's excuses are totally hollow.

LOCALS will SUE MONTY!

MrStirFry99​

Can the first 5000(-ish) sue Monty for causing a delay in receiving their gifts? I'd assume damages could relatively easily be calculated based on the value of the item and the utility lost by not receiving it for... what, three years by the time the case goes to trial?

 

[AnOminous]

People are unable to enjoy the fact that the greatest punishment Rackets can receive for his degeneracy, are the consequences of said degeneracy. Anyone who wants to touch a cow is a faggot, and should be told they're a faggot.

Just watch what he's doing to himself. It's funny enough.

Even the most dumb people over there have slowly realized that Nick's excuses are totally hollow.

Because of completely unexplainable reasons, I am somehow physically incapable of walking from one room in my home to another, specifically built for streaming. This is the absolutely weird bullshit Nick expects people to believe.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Just watch what he's doing to himself. It's funny enough.

It's almost like that's what this forum is for. Watch retards be retards, but I guess that concept is hard to grasp for some.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I think a lot of Nick’s current spiral ties into this. The YT career was Nick’s first real success as an adult that wasn’t dependent on his family.

In the past, Nick provided insight into other influences and included names like Drexel, Branca, and Legal Mindset who influenced him over a period of years. Nick seems to have had them as "objective observers" who guided him on this path of degeneracy mechanics between men and women. It was better than the repetition of Trump, guns, and 9/11 (apparently, Nick thinks the Manosphere isn't repetitious).

Nick also seems to think that his drastic increase of women viewership from his earlier days (covering Maddox and such) was because of his own views/understanding of women and relationships (and not because he was covering people with larger female fanbases like Vic and Johnny Depp?).

Evidently, Nick was misguided in both his interpretation of (and approach to) his previous success.

Dude is seeing demons, and ceiling cats.

Nick's been seeing them for awhile now. This happened during Nick rant against "fucking Christian faggots" while coming down from MDMA (with a little bonus).