Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Love Machine]

Bro, Rekeita is cooked at this point. He just crossed the line of just being a retard, to being evil.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Nick nobody will care that you totally save John's life and that he totally started being mean to you. All people will see is a video of you sloshed out of your fucking mind seeing ceiling cats and demons all around your room telling a suicidal guy to kill himself in the smuggest way possible. lol people in your real life community probably thing you're an insane retard that isn't out on the streets only because of your rich family propping you up. No wonder you got kicked out of your church.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Speaking of bans: Don’t Rumble and YouTube have policies against doxing and encouraging suicide? Even Xitter does. Hoping someone will ask Viva Frei for his POV.

No touching the cow. Sooner or later, he will graze too closely to the train tracks on his own.

I may be an agnostic heathen but there is a moral lesson in even just the story of Jesus taking upon himself the entirety of sin committed by all mankind; one facet of it is that we are not required to forgive Rickets for his sins. Those are between him and the divine. We can however point out how he is a despicable waste of life as evidenced by his own actions, broadcasted to the public over the Internet.

Even despite his proclivities he was and has been given an out but he continues to spit on the hand that tries to save him.

The dude is in for one shitty life review...

How is this retard never home to get links up for his job? What does he have to do every night at 9ish keeps him out of the house?

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Since he lost the rumble contract and super chats dried up he had to take a side job as second sift jizz mopper at gay 90s. Rumor has it he's trying to work his way up to glory hole attendant.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He has this smoke for manning yet ralph talked shit about his kids not being his & called them stupid yet he was quick to buy Ralph whiskey for his baby mama woes that he was responsible for being a abusive wigger.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Welp, that’s a narcissistic injury right there

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I could be wrong if there’s more evidence, I’m unfit to be an Baldopedian but I know calling Nick a “Baskin Robert’s Trust Fund Band” is at least as old as discovering that Ty Beard worked for Nick’s family estate. Source Minnesota Lawyer
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I wonder how long this pussy will just use subscriber chats. Pretty much the ultimate bitch ass move even BasedManJack usually refrains from subscriber only chats. Has he called KF a cult yet because I didn’t have to pay a cent to call Nick a degenerate drunkard here?

And don’t forget he homeschools his children. Which I’m not knocking on principle, but it’s just a fact if you’re going to put any effort into Homeschooling it’s going to cost a damn fortune.

Fun fact arguing about Homeschooling is what first got Nick online via “The Biggest Problem In The Universe” in which he was arguing with Maddox.

I think a lot of Nick’s current spiral ties into this. The YT career was Nick’s first real success as an adult that wasn’t dependent on his family.

I think Nick grudgingly did what his family wanted for most of his adult life to keep that purse open - get married, have lots of kids, eventually went to law school, etc… He wasn’t a very good small town lawyer but at least the family could say Nick was an attorney with a wife and five lovely children. He had to play the upstanding family man to keep his family happy and subsiding his large brood.

He streamed for years for not much money, but then he finally hit it and started raking in big bucks on YT, enough that he could be his own man without family purse strings. But his family wasn’t happy or proud about this new career, they were horrified. To an upstanding Midwestern family the whole YT enterprise is distasteful and embarrassing.

Nick is also being driven crazy because as a newly minted e-celeb with money he can’t even take full advantage of all the degeneracy it offers. The wife and five kids, plus wholesome image, makes it harder to engage in all the debauchery suddenly available to him. Even worse, if he leaves his wife, she will get a bunch of HIS money and family will side with her.

So his family isn’t proud of his YT success, thinks he’s ruined his life with this e-fame BS, they have sympathy for his wife who’s had to suffer with his “streaming career” and “swinging”. Nick wants to ditch all the responsibilities, get in his stang, drink whisky and bang hot bitches, but then he thinks about alimony and child support for five kids and how his family would react.

So now he sits in his streaming room, drinks whisky (prob takes adderall or snorts coke too) and seethes about his terrible circumstances. Probably has watched American Beauty a dozen times in the last three months too.

 

[not william stenchever]

So now he sits in his streaming room

Except for the times he curiously claims that he is unable to access the balldobunker.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wew! Every time I leave for holiday or family support, this thread blows up! Coincidence?

Nick will now be known as "That Lawyer who got drunk and bitter and aired out a client's attempted suicide on his webshow to embarrass him."

That is really low for one ostensibly in a profession with 'ethics' and just plain of a bitch cunt move.

My take on this is that Nick is very insecure. Men need to feel powerful and in control of their life to some extent, and Nick knows he is spiraling (at least subconsciously) as he loses family, community, and streaming/business/show support. Nick is punching down in an attempt to ego boost himself because he is unfulfilled.

Least schizophrenic online lolbertarian. What hell is making him stare to his left repeatedly?

His LOCALS chat is there. Last year on panel shows you could see him lookin gin that direction and zoning out when he was not listening to the sound of his own voice.

In order for Nick to truly change and have a redemption arc, the fundamental thing he would need is to learn some humility, and that would be at odds with ever streaming again. He would need to learn that he's not somehow better than people who work a steady 9 to 5, that he's not too smart and capable to be stuck under the heel of management. If he ever really changes, the only believable sign that it is heartfelt would be him getting a regular person job, and sticking with it. As long as he's streaming, I know for a fact that he is still an asshole and doesn't deserve an audience.

To echo the comparisons to Nerdrotic and Drinker, I believe they have both gone through some pretty harrowing life experiences and tat has tempered their souls and made them genuinely approachable. Nick only LARPed as an everyman and as soon as he thought he was able, dropped the act.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Probably has watched American Beauty a dozen times in the last three days too.

FTFY

 

[zimzam88]

Except for the times he curiously claims that he is unable to access the balldobunker.

And his midnight drives for his kids to the twin cities on weeknights.

 

[MadStan]

Laugh it up Nick with your sickening joy you take in down talking John or repeating the same shit 100 times so you can get a medal for your good act in talking someone off a ledge. Would you like a Presidential Medal of Honor for that or just recognition you did something most humans would do, is that why you now talk about "this man who needed help" like garbage because you didn't;t get the kudos? The good thing about Ivory Towers where you judge people is that they are built high, and we all like to watch a wanker fall, so keep talking it up from way up there.

There will be YouTubers talking about you soon enough like this as you lose your family, your career finally hits rock bottom and there isn't enough whiskey to stop your trembles or glasses good enough to distinguish the natural shadows lines on the ceiling you mistake for bugs.

Keep talking. I'd say it will cosmic justice when you finally fall apart, but it doesn't;t seem like you need any help. Have a drink for me buddy. We're all watching.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This is alot of psycho analyzing. For me it's very simple. He drank to excess, pickled his brain and now he's literally let the beast into his home. The man is literally possessed. Either you believe its a literal demon from hell, or by his own addictions, insecurity and failures.

Either way this is an absolutely fascinating thing too see. This is a level of ruination reserved for closed doors or soap operas. Not something that gets aired out like this publicly.

The man is literally turning into Gollum. what was once a fair image of God's creation is twisted and corrupted by addiction. Possessed with malevolent force and desires. spurning and hating every effort to reach out and help. A vile creature that will happily murder his own friends. or God forbid, family.

There is nothing to see here accept malignancy. you can have pity yes, but there is nothing left to forgive. IT Doesn't want you pity, and it certainly doesn't want your forgiveness. I am more worried about the children at this point.

 

[Stupor Mario]

PPP and Warski find the perfect still shot of the Dear John video. Christ have mercy.

Uh, guys... so you know how after the insane John rant some people have been comparing Rekieta to Charles Manson?

...

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Uh, guys... so you know how after the insane John rant some people have been comparing Rekieta to Charles Manson?

Stop it. Manson was broke as shit and cobbled together a harem. Nick was temporarily rich and the only threesome he pulled out of it was getting spit roasted in the Caribbean

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

What if in some pickled recess of his former mind this is his foolproof defence he intends to roll out in front of the judge?
He's too proud and convinced of his own intellectual superiority over a trainwreck like Ralph to go with the "Y'Honour I'm just a big ol' dummy retard" clause and has instead opted for the "Y'Honour, I'm just a small time, non practicing lawyer and a barely functional alcoholic with a shell of its former self lowercase i internet radioshow, I can't even remember why I pissed in the kitchen sink last night let alone whatever dumb shit came out my mouth about Montagraph years ago. I need rehab" gamble.

It occured to me with such big profile cases like the Rust shooting (which he'd normally be all over nowhere to be seen) I thought why wouldn't someone put the bottle down long enough to rake in a couple of hundred thousand of super chats. And suddenly it made sense, that possibly the better option what with the case approaching, is showing a mentally diminished stumblebum who has clearly has gone off the rails, can't go a day without copious amounts of alcohol and has a tenuous at best grip on reality.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He could have fucked off to the midwest and started a yoga studio like his sister but instead he chose to play everquest and watch daddy dick and now we have this.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wew! Every time I leave for holiday or family support, this thread blows up! Coincidence?

You go on holiday and *coincidentally* Nick goes off the rails worse than ever. Sure thing, Kalea.

His LOCALS chat is there. Last year on panel shows you could see him lookin gin that direction and zoning out when he was not listening to the sound of his own voice.

I dont' think there's anything in locals chat for him to watch anymore. Dude is seeing demons, and ceiling cats.

hat if in some pickled recess of his former mind this is his foolproof defence he intends to roll out in front of the judge?

That's the stupidest thing anyone has posted all week. That would be the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot with a shotgun to treat an ingrown toenail.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

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Man in hole continues digging.

He takes this all very seriously. So much of the commentary (here, X, YouTube) comes from people who just want the dude to put the bottle down, but he's apparently convinced this is all some nefarious whisper campaign and not just people watching his own streams. Sad!

 

[Can of Spam]

Ok.
I formally retract all hope and good wishes for Nick. A guy in a fit of suicidal desperation reached out to you, and now you shit on him for that?!
I legit want to kick the fuck out him, holy fuck bro how are you such a piece of shit.
I hope his suicide makes a million dollars, or at least gets more superchats than his failed show.

I didn't think "Dear John" was as bad as all the alogs and tards were making it out to be. Wow. It's fun to still be surprised in CY+8.

Spoiler: Schizo theory:

Everyone else has already dumped their MATI content from today's awesome show, we can never have too many of these.




[/ISPOILER]

Nick just decided to invest in four to eight teleprompters so he can remember what the fuck he's supposed to be talking about over a 30 minute empty-headed-brain-holes-from-alcoholism ramble. He's fine.

Example - Upper left: JOHN, upper right: FUCK JOHN, lower left: BETTER THAN JOHN, lower right: IGNORE THE BUGS

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ok guys, I was thinking about it, and Nick is pretty good at playing the victim, right?

New theory, very mundane but pathetic enough to satisfy.

Kayla got asshurt by MANdy et al, expressed a desire for Nick to improve. Nick immediately starts pretending it was an ultimatum and acting like he’s the one having a crisis to shift the focus.

“Wah but I will be us, I got the tattoo, don’t you love me?”

And now the super drinking, looking like a zombie shit is his carrying that basic theme further.

“KAYLAAAA look what you’re doing to me, making me drink while my supporting the family is falling to RUINS”

Get what I’m saying?