"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[KateHikes14]

It really doesn't take time to set up or take down, It's a literal tripod. I generally go with friends, but Especially when someone is new, videos can be great for showing someone what they are doing as opposed to what they should be doing. Or, maybe you want to send a new PR to the group chat. I'm sorry you are so rotted by the internet that you think normal people doing normal things is "some weird whores fetish video to be jerked off to".

Uh huh, people irl aren't fooled either retard.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I couldn't stop laughing at ceiling cat with last episode of mati. Rekieta looking up in fear at ceiling cat was just kino of the highest order.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Chaya wore a shirt with a picture of Taylor Lorenz crying on it to her interview with Lorenz lmao

 

[Slav Power]

The John Cena Onlyfans advertisement reminded me of this classic Polish song that I'm sure Jozue will like

Oh boy, Poland lore time!

This song was essentially a critique of artists in Poland after the fall of communism, where before they made music for the sake of self-expression, now they make it purely for money. Ironically enough, a few years later the frontman of the band, Kazik, would get pissy over people pirating his newest album, saying that one pirated copy = direct loss equivalent to the cost of the CD. You know, your usual BS.

There used to be a site called "Strata Kazika" (Kazik's Loss) that mocked it by letting you "steal" his album by adding to his loss number the equivalent of the CD. It was pretty based, but unfortunately the site went down and the domain got bought out by someone else. In the end, Kazik, for all his antisystem LARPing, is as much of a whore as the rest of the industry.

There was also this song that did a similar critique, the lyrics boil down to "I only make art/music for money".

Republika was another legendary new wave/post punk band, but unfortunately due to the death of the frontman, Grzegorz Ciechowski, they've officially disbanded in 2002. His solo work was also great.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Josh: "Become ungovernable."
Josh: "I condemn monkey behavior."

How did you think the ungovernable were going to behave?

(I don't really care, I just always find it hilarious to watch people complain about getting what they demanded.)

You seem to be retarded and therefore don't know this, but you can be ungovernable and still have this magical thing called "morals". You should look it up some time.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I believe that it's better for my children to grow up around friendly yellows than around hostile shitskins

What makes you think that your children will be accepted by "friendly yellows" and not horribly bullied for being different like all kids who don't fit in with everyone else? Asian people are on a level of racism that whites can't even imagine and they won't ever treat your kids as one of them even if they are raised and born there. Literally just move to a place that's hostile to niggers like anywhere rural or cold. There are still plenty of places that are majority white. Moving to based nippon and thinking your child's life will be like an anime is so unbelievably delusional.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Maybe gyms should ban it then, but they know 50% (probably more) of their income comes from people who go to the gym just to film their Instagram story. Women AND men.

This tells me either you've never regularly been to a gym before or that you've just lived in LA your entire life. I've personally never seen people film themselves in any gym I've been to. I've seen people do other annoying shit, but never film themselves.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Chaya wore a shirt with a picture of Taylor Lorenz crying on it to her interview with Lorenz lmao

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On one hand, her Israel simping is really annoying, on the other hand, this is fucking gold. Pobody is nerfect I guess.

Edit: Also, why is that bitch wearing a face mask? What an absolute tool.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Concerning wet dreams I do think I experienced it during puberty-teenaged years. Several times in my life I would wake up in the middle of the night and I thought I wet the bed, but it wasn’t piss. It was like sweat. I think now I indeed sleep coomed then started tossing and turning coating my pajamas in the load. Back then I just thought I somehow got really hot and was sweating profusely but it was only my pants that were sweaty.

My point is Wet Dreams: probably real. Hearing Jersh claim they’re bullshit just triggered that memory.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Filming yourself in the gym is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. If you don't have a spotter, or even if you do, it's a great way to check your form so you don't get hurt.

Filming in gyms here is banned by the gyms themselves so if someone notices you doing it, your gone. Had several old men try that out and got kicked out.

These anime faggots are something else
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Null doesn't have to worry about Japans taxes

https://www.expatica.com/jp/finance/taxes/japan-tax-79356/

Seems to me like he's winning.

You know I've always wondered, for a level 99 racist you seem to have a lot of genuine hatred of the ethnic group that bears your surname, founded your country, and likely makes up a large bulk of your genes (-n% for the swarthy Italian part obvs). What's the deal with that? I've heard you say that it's because they're all dysgenic after the world wars, but I have to say that sounds like coping considering British losses were small compared to those on the continent. It doesn't seem like real life experiences since I've seen you completely mix up British people with other groups based on accent/other cues. Was Vordrak that much more annoying than the other cows?

How does Muslim ballsacks taste? It must be good if you're willing to go this hard on defending that cesspool.

 

[Hex Cat]

You know I've always wondered, for a level 99 racist you seem to have a lot of genuine hatred of the ethnic group that bears your surname, founded your country, and likely makes up a large bulk of your genes (-n% for the swarthy Italian part obvs). What's the deal with that? I've heard you say that it's because they're all dysgenic after the world wars, but I have to say that sounds like coping considering British losses were small compared to those on the continent. It doesn't seem like real life experiences since I've seen you completely mix up British people with other groups based on accent/other cues. Was Vordrak that much more annoying than the other cows?

Your "country" is Muslim now

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Your "country" is Muslim now

Luv me Quran
Luv me Shawarma
Hate me age of consent laws
Simple as

 

[Lemmingwiser]

You know I've always wondered, for a level 99 racist you seem to have a lot of genuine hatred of the ethnic group that bears your surname, founded your country, and likely makes up a large bulk of your genes (-n% for the swarthy Italian part obvs). What's the deal with that? I've heard you say that it's because they're all dysgenic after the world wars, but I have to say that sounds like coping considering British losses were small compared to those on the continent. It doesn't seem like real life experiences since I've seen you completely mix up British people with other groups based on accent/other cues. Was Vordrak that much more annoying than the other cows?

There's almost as much german genes as there are anglo genes in the united states ethnic makeup of the country. More than twice that of italians.

 

[R00T]

if we're picking operation names still operation whirlwind is clearly the right answer. these bitches gonna reap what they sow.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

ΜΟΝΑΧΙΚΕΣ ΚΑΡΔΙΕΣ (Lonely Hearts) Τζόαχ Segment - Translated​

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Just some minor translation notes for this video upon further review:

• The part where it says "one more", he's literally saying "one last one" or "one final one". It's very minor, I guess I felt "one more" got the point across in English.
• For the "friend of Israel" part, after listening again, I think you could translate the use of the word "friend" as them saying Tzoach is an "Israeli fella". I probably put "friend of Israel" because for some reason I feel like I've heard it used as a joke descriptor for Josh in the past.
• When Tzoach's programming is described, the word used can mean either "big" or "great." I think I chose to go with "big" as in as a programmer, Tzoach is a big deal.

 

[d33CH]

Talk about this on MATI

NO, talk about THIS on MATI

Hey, STFU and get TF outta my ceiling.
TF YOU gunna do about it, BITCH?

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I really like the discussion in this thread. Somebody should do a podcast talking about these topics.

 

[Jelli]

Null talked about the Jerry Springer Show a while ago and I am kind of interested in watching it. Anyone know where to look for early Springer Episodes?

 

[SargonF00t]

You seem to be retarded and therefore don't know this, but you can be ungovernable and still have this magical thing called "morals". You should look it up some time.

I don't even understand how this can even be debatable.

We all know that being ungovernable is about breaking off toothpicks into the door locks of businesses.

 

[GaryGray]

With the death of Vice as a publisher @Slatzism on X posted this nice eulogy to some of the quality headlines Vice has put out in its formative years with a nice cherry on top at the end.

In other news @Null ceiling cat should become a site wide emoji maybe :goodcat: :badcat: or :goodidea: :badidea:.