Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
We're rapidly approaching the point where a call to CPS isn’t a despicable kind of Alogging, but actually an ethical obligation.
Some of you need to get a grip. CPS isn't going to take well fed and housed kids away from a white, well off family just because their dad is a drunk moron. You can't imagine the kind of dire circumstances it takes for overworked and underfunded social services to actually remove children from the home. If you find yourself getting this emotionally involved instead of laughing at the wet brained clown show it's time to log off and touch some grass.
 
Realistically, if he started fixing shit today and became a ceilingcatfearing man again, turned his life around. How long would it take until the default online position wouldn't be to make fun of him?
If he legitimately cleaned up his act, there wouldn't be anything to make fun of. That's the crazy thing about getting made fun of on the internet.

The idea he keeps pushing that people are "mad" at him is the weirdest cope. Just stop being weird and doing dumb stuff that's fun to laugh at, and the laughter will go elsewhere.
 
I really hope he doesn't kill anyone with this advice.
Don't worry. Chances are slim. He barely has an audience anymore.

And only 200-350 people talk in the chat no matter if he has 3k or 9k. One interesting thing is on Thursday's stream the viewers peak and decline to the end of stream and on Friday's stream, which had 2x the viewers for some reason, it peaks 30-40min before he quits. That is weird behavior to me considering it's US politics at 3am. The market for that seems slim.
Yeah, it's bullshit.

Can I prove it? Probably not. I'm not a tech wiz.

This is more of an empirical thing for me. He is supposedly pulling in Weeb Wars era live view numbers (which usually peaked at about the 3 to 9k you're referencing) in 2024, when he's an utter wreck, but makes Superchat/Rumble revenue barely on par with Ethan Ralph and his chat is a mere shadow of what it used to be?

Whole thing smells.

Unless he has a LOT of hate viewers, but I would think if that was the case you'd see more trolling in chat.
 
And only 200-350 people talk in the chat no matter if he has 3k or 9k. One interesting thing is on Thursday's stream the viewers peak and decline to the end of stream and on Friday's stream, which had 2x the viewers for some reason, it peaks 30-40min before he quits. That is weird behavior to me considering it's US politics at 3am. The market for that seems slim.
Yeah it varies and I'm pretty sure the reason it varies is whether or not Nick is on the front page of Rumble under the "Editor Picks" section, though it's odd if that doesn't filter through to the unique chatter numbers. I haven't been looking at those.

Nick was in fact on the front page under the "Picks" section last night.

Specifically, the time period he was displayed on the picks section included the extended period he went to the "bathroom" and to check on his wife or whatever. I happened to have the stream on in the background when this happened.

I watched as Nick's view count continued to creep up slowly even as he was streaming the break song with the "show will resume shortly" notice and then finally an empty chair.

Nick was gone from 01:08:15 to 01:17:30 of the stream which started at 11:10pm Central according to Rumble, which would be from around 12:18am to around 12:27am. Roughly marking out that time on your viewership graph, there appears to be a tiny dip around or shortly before/after he left the stream, but afterwards Rekieta apparently continued gaining viewers due to the riveting content like silence and a still picture of an empty chair.

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Got it.
 
If he legitimately cleaned up his act, there wouldn't be anything to make fun of. That's the crazy thing about getting made fun of on the internet.
That's a very reasonable way to look at it. However, I know that even if he cleaned up his act, I'll still keep laughing at him and thinking he was a piece of shit.
If he goes completely offline - i'll be laughing that he has to hide. If he will legitimately clean up and act like a man - I'll be laughing that he has to pretend someone he is not.

Also, i am actually very very mad that he's drinking so much and makes inappropriate jokes. It makes me so angry, it's very important for me that he stops. If he would try to get back with his old lawtube buddies and then get drunk and then tell them the story about that cheerleader Ginger who cut his hair in high school again - by God, I would be fuming and seething so bad. I hope he never does that.
 
I think he streams to Rumble and Youtube and then shuts down YouTube an hour in. The point of that is to entice people who encounter him on Youtube to check out Rumble. I'm the wrong person to ask though, because I don't watch Rekieta outside of what Elissa clips (totally out of context, he'd wrongly argue).
That’s crazy the Elissa clips have full context, and the streams still exist where you could compare the segment and the clip. What a cope from Rekieta.
 
Nick looks more alive behind the eyes than he has in months when gets to talk about his manorexic diet. He is so. damn. proud. of himself for discovering the secret of quick weight loss that depressed teenage girls the world over have known for years.

He’s even doing a Eugenia Cooney by showing off his skelly body for his fans in his itty bitty vest, so they can see his little spindly arms.

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He‘s probably sad he’s having to stop and can’t keep starving himself more. He’s so proud of his control over his hunger that all the fatties can’t manage.

Too bad he can’t control and put down the bottle and he’s destroying his whole entire life, but at least he can fit into a skinny pair of jeans!
 
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Can't argue there. If there's one thing Rekieta is a shining example of, it's honoring his commitments.

Commitments he honors:

- His marriage.
- Providing a safe environment for his children, both in and outside of the house.
- The Christian faith.
- His life-lesson anecdotes from years past, such as Ronversations.
- The Locals 5K gift.

Oh wait. He doesn't honor any of those commitments. Well then I guess he just isn't very honest here.
 
What's so fucking crazy is that Nick had the opportunity to be a legit king maker. He could be on the same level as like Ben Shapiro. The dude had money oozing out of his asshole, connections that people would kill to have. He could have started his own media empire. He could have started his own news show. He could have started a charity that pays for the college education of young Christian right wingers so they can fill our justice system with based attorneys and lawyers. If he was really a Christian tradition family man like he used to pretend to be, the trajectory of our political system could have been fundamentally changed by the resources he had at his zenith.

But it was all a lie. He is a slimy snake rat bastard grifting piece of shit that wants nothing more in life than to melt his brain with alcohol, get fucked in the asshole by married men, and have Drexel groom his daughters into interracial BSDM lifestyles.
 
His doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Only his triglycerides are a bit high, but lower than last check. His liver numbers are great. Be doesn't know how.
Know what raises triglycerides? Alcohol. He sure as fuck isn’t eating a bunch of fried foods.

I just don't really buy Nick buying the kind of street drugs that involve interacting with street people. He's more the party drugs you buy at clubs type.
Supposedly it’s easy to think you’re buying MDMA or ecstasy when actually you’re just getting meth
 
What's so fucking crazy is that Nick had the opportunity to be a legit king maker. He could be on the same level as like Ben Shapiro. The dude had money oozing out of his asshole, connections that people would kill to have. He could have started his own media empire. He could have started his own news show. He could have started a charity that pays for the college education of young Christian right wingers so they can fill our justice system with based attorneys and lawyers. If he was really a Christian tradition family man like he used to pretend to be, the trajectory of our political system could have been fundamentally changed by the resources he had at his zenith.
That sounds too much like work. People were supposed to continue just giving him money in exchange for the vapid nonsense and lies coming out of his dick-licker.

In fact, I think that if Rackets was using was using his mouth for its' intended purpose down at the truck stop glory hole to make a living he would sour on sucking cock because it seemed too much like work.
 
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That's so funny. Two vtoobers who were trying so hard to collab with people from the sektur because they thought it was an untapped incel pedo audience and it blows up in their faces because they don't actually have any idea of what they were getting involved in, pipkins literally built her entire audience on "I am a vtoober who knows who Ralph and Chris-Chan are!!! Aren't I cool?!" Before publicly entering drama with Ralph she had like 200 viewers. And then she meets her match, Coom-a-lot, who she thought she could expand her audience some more from by also getting the lawtube people to watch but instead he just grifts the absolute fuck out of her instead and uses her to promote himself while she ends up embarrassed to have ever associated with him. Out-matched and out-grifted, lmao.
you couldn't actually even be more wrong, but you could try. Pippa and by extension Kirsche were two avid Jim fans that follow him.

Pippa was initially very much into drama and the sektur until her management told her to stop. well she didnt actually stopped because she always seeks forgiveness rather than permission until the coomalot drama happened because it got one of her coworkers banned from twitter by Coomalot. so it basically soured Pippa on the whole sektur shit and refuse to partake in it unless its Jim.
 
you couldn't actually even be more wrong, but you could try. Pippa and by extension Kirsche were two avid Jim fans that follow him.

Pippa was initially very much into drama and the sektur until her management told her to stop. well she didnt actually stopped because she always seeks forgiveness rather than permission until the coomalot drama happened because it got one of her coworkers banned from twitter by Coomalot. so it basically soured Pippa on the whole sektur shit and refuse to partake in it unless its Jim.
I remember exactly when tampon backpack started "beef" with Ralph and everyone on KF was suddenly talking about her. I looked at her channel at the time and she was getting like 100 - 200 views. By talking about Ralph and Chris and then sending her fans to harass people like Jim and Josh through superchats to talk about her and send them clips of her going "omg look at this based vtuber she knows who Chris Chan is!!!" she gained a KF/sektur audience and now has a lot more viewers. It's a very very obvious grift, but I understand why someone who watches vtubers can't see they are being taken for a ride by a grifter pretending to be your fantasy girl.

Getting into the lawtube sphere is just another way to tap into a new lonely men demographic. But I am sure they have both ALWAYS been fans of literally-who lawtubers. Lmfao.
 
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Nick build up an audience of generally conservative middle aged people who were generally interested in court coverage and sort of edgy “dunk on the libs” humor. The positives of an audience like that is that they usually have money and are loyal, often times they don’t watch other people outside of you and your friends so there isn’t a lot of criticism you receive.
The issue with a community like that is that they are, again generally, fairly simple people with strict standards - they love their spouse, work, go to church and chill. That is the type of human Nick presented himself as. Then he started to go against the general morals of his audience, doing things that they found disgusting, like talk shit about his wife. There is not a lot of creators who could survive “ I want to cheat on my wife rant” but especially someone whose whole thing was being a good father and husband.
Frankly in Nick we see the age old issue with live streamers, if you present a specific image that isn’t you at some point it will slip. We have seen it time and time again: generally if your audience is terminally online freaks they don’t care but rackets was watched by normal people who find this shit jarring.
Honestly, there is something ironic about the “internet nice guys” becoming depraved pieces of shit. Fucking makes me just not trust any kind of good person - Boogie, Jirard, the “I love my wife” idiot who cheated.

Why Nick cannot understand this and refuses to admit it is baffling and the root of his contention with detractors.

So, the nanny is gone, right? Because he has a kid who can drive now, but still needs another driver "all of a sudden".

FWIW, your kids are not more important than what you do, if "what you do" is earn a living. It's a balance. But a dad who is around all the time, not earning, is not doing what is right for his kids. But I guess it's different when you have a trust fund.

Also, how the fuck do other people handle kids and work? I'm sure that there are parents with multiple kids, where both parents work, and home-school.

Everything this hood nigger does is the most monumental task in history. Nick poured his own drink and didn't spill, clap you guise! Wait, he apparently can't even do that. What a pathetic existence of a man.

No, Nick, we're not jealous of you. Having a trust fund and that freedom would be fantastic I'm sure. But it's not worth the trade off of becoming what you are; a woman of a man. At least women are born retarded feckless husks, you chose to embody that.

The nanny is still involved, but for some reason Nick has claimed he has to do a lot more driving. I think he may have said she was less available.

The more I think about it, I think that there was someone that used to help with childcare, but is no longer doing so--if we assume that Nick is telling the truth. The children as they get older MIGHT have more activities, but not to the extent of disruption we observe.

Might they have been excluded from a schooling group and now they are teaching more at home or having to outsource what they used to get in one place?

For right now they're apparently homeschooled. It seems like the family also dropped off the earth from the church.

Those kids might just turn 18 and change names.

The children are still involved in church--even if Nick is tuned out or shunned. He is happy to stay away. The late Sunday obligation he complained about was a Protestant version of Confirmation classes he whinged early last year about his children having for 'years'.

Remember when he posted that lewd picture from Jamaica of the two of them?

His son is 16. Imagine how mortifying it’d be for a 16 year old boy to have naked pics (yeah sure, it was from behind, but still) if your mom and dad passed around by your friend.

“Hey Rekieta! Your mom is kind of a milf! Can you introduce me?”

But of course neither of those two coombrained losers, neither Nick nor Kayla, think about this. “Teehee, let’s post a nude on locals to own the haters and make people see how we’re living it up!”


We’re rapidly approaching the point where a call to CPS isn’t a despicable kind of Alogging, but actually an ethical obligation.

Don't touch. Don't interfere. That is gay.

They’re homeschooled yes, but it’s a kind of homeschooling where they have classes with other kids, attend band, etc.

They got classmates that who are seeing this shit.

Unless they were excluded from some of the groups due to Nick's behaviour? See speculation above. If they are a part of it still, then you have to count on someone in upper secondary knowing about his show.

Regardless, the oldest attends at least part-time at a local school--hence the early morning drives in the week that Nick complains about.

Rekieta mentioned Rumble the other day and insisted that everything is going GREAT!

His seething, forced smile told everyone what’s really up.

And frankly, his numbers just aren’t there, judging by the engagement.

EDIT: There’s no way that Rumble isn’t full of shit about views.

Look at this:

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Rumble views.

Somehow the minute Rekieta turns off YouTube stream, tens of thousands of people flock on to Rumble.

Meanwhile, his videos get DSP tier numbers on Rumble.

Doubt.
Does Rekieta stream simultaneously on Rumble and YouTube? Or shuts down the YouTube stream before going on Rumble?

I might buy that Rumble and YouTube lives get similar views. Might be true. Unlikely but still.

But somehow, TENS OF THOUSANDS of people jump onto Rumble as soon as he finishes on YouTube? And mind you, it’s not just Rumble viewers PLUS YouTube viewers, it’s several times more the number of YT views.

Yeah, no fucking way.

Nick's cope for this is that Rumble counts them differently. Every platform does, so views =/= unique viewers. Nick tries to obfuscate what is (at best) a very loose accounting of views.

He coped that if it were illegal, then the government would shut them down becuase they are Public Enemy #1, or somthing.

He reviewed the Balldo! The Balldo.

Correction: he used it and peomosed a review that is still outstanding.

Rumble was already cleared by the SEC, at least on whatever they were supposedly looking at.

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They probably saw a nonce like Rackets in his rainbow wife beater and thought they were friendly with the coalition. Or maybe Vito's streaming on there, I don't keep track. No, it was probably Mersh's seizures that saved them!

Jokes aside, there has been some talk about Rumble's shit view numbers on here. The general consensus is Rackets gets a spike in part due to his timeslot, when he ends up on the front page. They also aren't good at counting viewers, and supposedly they're going to update that sometime in the future.

I have said I think their garbage numbers are just due to incompetence, but others have rightly pointed it could be deliberate incompetence.

They have different kinds of 'view' reports that they give to thr public versus advertisers, ND it seems that their bullshittery was not blatant enough to warrant ascription of malice.
 
This is alot of psycho analyzing. For me it's very simple. He drank to excess, pickled his brain and now he's literally let the beast into his home. The man is literally possessed. Either you believe its a literal demon from hell, or by his own addictions, insecurity and failures.

Either way this is an absolutely fascinating thing too see. This is a level of ruination reserved for closed doors or soap operas. Not something that gets aired out like this publicly.

The man is literally turning into Gollum. what was once a fair image of God's creation is twisted and corrupted by addiction. Possessed with malevolent force and desires. spurning and hating every effort to reach out and help. A vile creature that will happily murder his own friends. or God forbid, family.

There is nothing to see here accept malignancy. you can have pity yes, but there is nothing left to forgive. IT Doesn't want you pity, and it certainly doesn't want your forgiveness. I am more worried about the children at this point.
I think Andy Warski had the best take. He needs to go to rehab, when you are deep into addiction it changes you. You become a desperate and pathetic creature who’s pitiful when they aren’t disgusting.

I know people who’ve gone to Alcoholics Anonymous or Narcotics Anonymous and the ones who stay with it tend to do pretty well. However, it literally is saying you will kill yourself if you keep abusing and you are weak, that you need God, the other members, or something to prevent you. I don’t think Nick is capable of that currently unless he gets his face rearranged by someone who loves him.

Nick comes off to me as a spoiled brat who never really worked. He did a few things here or there, but the moment of resistance or pride swallowing would come and he’d quit. Him going full alcoholic egomaniac is to me success destroying him and boredom drinking. Boredom drinking is something a lot of my friends in their 20’s did.
 
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