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Spliongus said:
Pretty sure thats the bjork stalker, nowhere near the level of McNutt in terms of gore tho.
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I'm not "pretty sure", I know in full certainty, 100% that this is Ricardo Lopez, AKA Bjork Stalker. He wanted to splatter his brains over that sign, but the revolver he got was too low power to even put a smidge on it, so he just shot into his brain and made a gargling sound as his dead body fell to the floor.

Honestly it's a very fitting image to choose given that this is the level of idiocy and incompetency a TF2 player offing himself in a name of some silly protest everyone will forget in a week would do.
 
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Slav Power said:
I'm not "pretty sure", I know in full certainty, 100% that this is Ricardo Lopez, AKA Bjork Stalker. He wanted to splatter his brains over that sign, but the revolver he got was too low power to even put a smidge on it, so he just shot into his brain and made a gargling sound as his dead body fell to the floor.

Honestly it's a very fitting image to choose given that this is the level of idiocy and incompetency a TF2 player offing himself in a name of some silly protest everyone will forget in a week would do.
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Yes that is thee Bjork Stalker lol, he's one of the most famous examples of an heroing on camera.
 
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Recently Thewhat posted a 2 hour long video regarding Overwatch and TF2's respective falls from grace


It's a good well paced video with interviews from several people, including...

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lmao troons mad
 
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Does anyone know anything about Team Deathmatch Classic ? I heard it was the reason Tyler McFaggot got into a spat with the Open Fortress team. Also that's it been jealously kept secret from the public for 5 years (srsly, not even screenshots, or teasers ?).
 
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Stuffy360, TF2 workslopper and Zesty Jesus hater #1234, visited Valve HQ recently to hang out with Eric Smith.
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He had a chat with Eric about TF2 and gave a brief synopsis. TL;DR: We're getting our seasonal slop while Valve does nothing about the bot/cheating crisis as usual for the 4th year in a row while expecting us to pay up. Nothing new.
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He mentioned Knockout to Eric. :cryblood:
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He talks about TF2 and excuses the state of the game with sympathy for the multi-billion dollar company that refuses to provide a functional live service game.
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Patrick Bait-man said:
Valve does nothing about the bot/cheating crisis as usual
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The vigilante bullshit caused because of this is infinitely funnier.

Personal shoutouts to lbox/rijin users with aimbot exclusively configured to target only catbots/nullnexus users and tacobot niggas using lmaobox/seowned to grief MVM games.
 
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Apologies if this has already been posted on KF, this is month-old news. Was going to post after the stream but I'm lazy and forgot
Zesty claims to have major dirt on more than a few worksloppers, a smear campaign against him spearheaded by the Emporium, and a friendly home visit from a Xitter schizo:
Between 31:13-34:30 and 35:38-37:30

I only watched half the VOD so he may have discussed this further.
Relevant Xitter post: https://twitter.com/TF2Emporium/status/1523722025893834753 (thread displays normally on nitter but not twitter idk why)

For those who are out of the loop, the TF2 Emporium is a cabal of discord trannies responsible for most of the dogshit-quality cosmetics released post-jungle inferno. TF2's sole fulltime maintainer is simply too fucking lazy to copy-paste new creator's direct deposit info, instead going back to the same people who cranked out a few LOL SO WACKY!!! hats during the last 10 summer/halloween/christmas updates.

Naturally the Emporium has taken this as carte blanche to firehose the workshop with shit before every seasonal update, and since there's a profit motive it's a race to the bottom between them to milk the last remaining drops of gachabux before valve abandons the game.
 
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rtk said:
I only watched half the VOD so he may have discussed this further.
Relevant Xitter post: https://twitter.com/TF2Emporium/status/1523722025893834753 (thread displays normally on nitter but not twitter idk why)
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From the vid: "If I ever do the workshop video it will be my last one on the game. Valve might stop adding content after realizing it's made by criminals and I will get the blame". If they're criminals then who cares? It's not like TF2 had any content updates for years. If Valve stopped adding the slop cosmetics and maps no one ever plays on, would anything change?
 
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WTBOnlineFather said:
The trannies who treat the game as a dress up simulator will quit, but the real players won't come back so the game will finally die for good. I'd say it deserves rest.
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No, they won't. They haven't quit in past 5 years crying about lack of updates and cheaters/botters and they won't quit when shitty cosmetics no one wears stop coming in. While playing TF2 you will also notice numerous 100$ ring notifications like "Furry Femboy Gamer has given "sex penis poo poo pee pee" to Lillith (she/her)". These freaks are eternal consumers. They will complain and complain but in the end there is nothing for them but to consume.
 
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It took people this long to finally start admitting the walking carcass dress up shooter was never in a better position than fetid letter soup porn shooter, I believe the "medic is a potato" SFM animation with 5M views didn't invalidated the statistics enough this time.
 
SillySherman said:
Does anyone know anything about Team Deathmatch Classic ? I heard it was the reason Tyler McFaggot got into a spat with the Open Fortress team. Also that's it been jealously kept secret from the public for 5 years (srsly, not even screenshots, or teasers ?).
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You are right, I posted about what Tyler saw in his thread.
 
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