Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
The idea he keeps pushing that people are "mad" at him is the weirdest cope.
It's pretty blatant projection.
He's mad that people give him criticism and he doubles down on what people criticize him for because he's incapable of admitting he was wrong. The "They're so mad" is always said when people are laughing at him for being weird and "It's funny" is always said when he's seething / doubling down.
 
I think Andy Warski had the best take. He needs to go to rehab, when you are deep into addiction it changes you. You become a desperate and pathetic creature who’s pitiful when they are disgusting.
Nick gives off vibes that he would rather die than admit to anybody that he has a problem. He'd probably say something really stupid like "oh my family begging me to go to rehab makes me NOT want to do it because I think it's funny to see them like this!"
 
They have different kinds of 'view' reports that they give to thr public versus advertisers, ND it seems that their bullshittery was not blatant enough to warrant ascription of malice.
Yeah, I mean given how shit their website still is and how bad the app is, I'm leaning toward incompetent. I mean, it's different departments, but they are paying Mersh to stream for some unknown reason, and if they aren't paying Nick now, they were for a year.

That said, the deals with Crowder and Barstool are a lot more savvy. I hear the Rumble Studio package is usable for creators, so maybe they'll get around to fixing viewcounts... some day. (Gonna be a dark day for Balldoman and the Hollerin' Hawg.)
 
Look at this fucking shirt.
Yeah, the original, hedonism II, colored, tank top was so bad, and now with his severe weight loss, he looks like a damn bobble head toy. The following screenstill is from an Elissa clip of his latest locals stream, totally unedited (unless by Nicks original lighting.)
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Look at those body to head proportions, the ratio is so off it looks like someone badly photoshopped his head on a noodle body.

Also, the wife beater tank top preference made me remember this old Funhaus skit about cucks, as the wife beater is part n’ parcel of the cuck uniform. (ABC, always be cuck preventing.)
The idea he keeps pushing that people are "mad" at him is the weirdest cope.
Hot Topic belts: they’re so mad!
Makes a fool of himself: haterz SO mad!
Embarrassed by his own drunk antics: They’re so mad! Oh my god guys, SO funny.
Rackets plethora of problems are predominantly self inflicted & particularly self invented.
 
Look at those body to head proportions, the ratio is so off it looks like someone badly photoshopped his head on a noodle body.
He looks like a book-accurate Belter from the Expanse. Oversized head, long, thin, lanky body.

And the book I'm listening to now even has one with a very large, crooked nose. Hmmm...
 
Yeah, the original, hedonism II, colored, tank top was so bad, and now with his severe weight loss, he looks like a damn bobble head toy. The following screenstill is from an Elissa clip of his latest locals stream, totally unedited (unless by Nicks original lighting.)
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By God, there is no possibility for a man to look more homosexual than this. What is even this face. Disgrace
 
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I remember exactly when tampon backpack started "beef" with Ralph and everyone on KF was suddenly talking about her. I looked at her channel at the time and she was getting like 100 - 200 views. By talking about Ralph and Chris and then sending her fans to harass people like Jim and Josh through superchats to talk about her and send them clips of her going "omg look at this based vtuber she knows who Chris Chan is!!!" she gained a KF/sektur audience and now has a lot more viewers. It's a very very obvious grift, but I understand why someone who watches vtubers can't see they are being taken for a ride by a grifter pretending to be your fantasy girl.

Getting into the lawtube sphere is just another way to tap into a new lonely men demographic. But I am sure they have both ALWAYS been fans of literally-who lawtubers. Lmfao.
you couldn't even be more wrong again even if you wanted to. vtubers always get 200-300 views for the first few months then they start taking off. and Pippa didnt gain notoriety from the rage pig, it was the youtube shorts of her "based" takes that made her blew up. that vod was actually a detriment to her whole company that the company wide was ordered to stopped covering lolcows. it forced some of their talents to change course. if anything, the vod only made her infamous to this site, but she was already popular at the time.

also, counterpoint to your fucking retardation. vtubers and weebs are the biggest audience you could actually grift for, its not the lawtubes/sektur shit. if anything, coomalot and little nicky failed to grift the vtuber/weeb audience which is far bigger. right now coomalot is even trying to grifting the vtuber by claiming he was swatted over it.
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see that Nick, that was a sweet $200000 for just 2 streams. you could have that money but you chose to be a retarded faggot
 
vtubers and weebs are the biggest audience you could actually grift for
Yeah but there are lots of other vtubers so a lot of competition. That's why it's smart of pippa and her copycat to try and grift the sektur because they carved out their very own niche without having to compete with other women who are even better at pretending to be a toddler to masturbate pedophiles.

The whole "My company totally doesn't want me to talk about this but I am such a renegade I will do it anyways!!" Is another grift btw. You really gotta be a moron to fall for this.
 
Pippa and by extension Kirsche were two avid Jim fans that follow him.
Not were, are. To the point that Pippa has cancelled/delayed streams to, in an obvious code language, watch the weather first.

But anyways, the important point here is that the Internet is banding together to make fun of the Balldomale, making Nick a very strong contender for lolcow of 2024 and we are only two months in.
 
Not were, are. To the point that Pippa has cancelled/delayed streams to, in an obvious code language, watch the weather first.

But anyways, the important point here is that the Internet is banding together to make fun of the Balldomale, making Nick a very strong contender for lolcow of 2024 and we are only two months in.
If I was making odds, I'd still weight them to the "put out to pasture" category in '24 for Balldoman. Sad.
 
They have different kinds of 'view' reports that they give to thr public versus advertisers, ND it seems that their bullshittery was not blatant enough to warrant ascription of malice.

Without doubt, they fuck around with the numbers. Even when I still watched Rekieta, I never verified my account so that I could talk in Rumble chat because the supposedly anti-YouTube platform was using some very strict Google captchas and requiring a non voip number in order to even send a message. Nick probably uses this as cope, but even that doesn't account for the huge gap between viewers to activity.
 
Nick gives off vibes that he would rather die than admit to anybody that he has a problem. He'd probably say something really stupid like "oh my family begging me to go to rehab makes me NOT want to do it because I think it's funny to see them like this!"
Well we now have firm confirmation he gets off on other people's suffering if they deign to offend his sensibilities. But remember, it's just the alcohol. The alcohol is like every other thing he does, yet another tool he uses to help conceal his not so well-concealed inner rage to a naive audience.

Does he not realize if he attracts this kind of sensitive energy, that he himself may be putting out those same sick sad vibes. In a way, he's possibly admitted during his John rant that his ample access to money helps him to avoid the same fate to the worst of his own demons. Because his family still accepts him regardless, it means he is not a failure surely? He can live with those demons as long as he 1) has money 2) has family... I'm sure there's other things he's accidentally eluding to in his rant.

Edit: Worth noting, Nick is projecting what appears to be how he would describe his own rock bottom. There are people of modest means who can weather some rather major storms and don't succumb to their own inner turmoil just because their social status isn't being dignified by the rest of society. They're not special, though. This is just a result of having good character. Something that Nick apparently has no concept of, as he spits on others who are in a bad way, not realizing what that says about his own self-sufficiency and apparently immensely negative worldview. If he actually thinks money and family can keep him from suffering his worst, then that would explain why he will keep doubling down. (By the way, this isn't true. Money can enable harm. And well, so can many families if you allow it.)

Anyway, He obviously doesn't get any sort of pseudo-emotional support or 2-way validation from his online audience. Nah, he's "just a streamer". Definitely not forming toxic relationships with fans to help cover for any of his own deficiencies or depressions. If only there was a show hosted by Chris Hansen for catching online predatory narcissists in the act. Slinking around trying to "console" the Mandys and the Johns of the world with his funny words. Nick, saving marriages by DM. Forming important connections with other industry voices via shower text. Helping fans cure their dog's cancer with boozy platitudes delivered over a premium chat.
 
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Honestly, I don't have any hope for Nick anymore. It is a shame because I used to really like his trial coverage, and listened quite a bit. He is si hell bent on being a depraved loser now that I don't think anything can/will make him put down the bottle/take off the baldo until something really tragic happens.
 
It’s so funny what a fuck up he’s become, it seems for most streamers once you get a core audience built it’s pretty hard to fail.

Last night I was watching one of my favorite YouTubers stream and he doesn’t have a large following, 50Kish subs and between 60-120 viewers a live stream, but since he is consistent with schedule and streams content that interest his viewers he made at my estimate like 1200 dollars between gifted subs and super chats last night while doing a drinking stream where he only had 3 cocktails over 6 hours and actually discussed stuff his audience cares about. He even played some games with his top paypigs and didn’t tell them to kill themselves once.

Pretty amazing you can fuck something like that up just give the people what they want and don’t be a massive faggot lol
 
Also, the wife beater tank top preference made me remember this old Funhaus skit about cucks, as the wife beater is part n’ parcel of the cuck uniform. (ABC, always be cuck preventing.)
I never saw this skit, lmao. I miss old funhaus. Ahead of their time.
 
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