Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Neetorino]

Pat has ready access to his wife's pussy, though it's only for the purposes of extracting excess gasses and stray pieces of niggeroni.

Clearly he, much like Rekieta, obtains protein shakes from his wife after the many bulls have taken turns adding and mixing.

 

[MidUSA]

Turn it green and you get the Fatrix.
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There's way too much information to decode the pativerse. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating.
I don't even see the code. All I see is stalker child, prongay, enjoyers of prison. Hey uh, you want a slice of niggeroni?

 

[The I Scream Man]

No, don't, seriously, it's an incredible brainworm and you then can't stop doing it. I just told my cat to enjoy prison.

I derive much glee (mirth, even) from telling my actual literal children to enjoy prison when its nap time in the crib

"This is why your consciousness is already over, small infant baby child. Enjoy sleepy prison" makes me cackle with glee and I freely admit it

I also insist that pets enjoy prison as well when they have to hit the crate so I can clean up

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"manlet" - "edgelord" - "simp"

Looks like someone found Urban Dictionary

He has to learn new words to use so he can convince publishers to print his books again.

 

[CM_Gwyn]

A question for the kiwis. Is Fatty mcbitchtits the most felted Twitter user? I mean being forced to pay 70k to quasi over shit that he actually inflicted onto himself and hanging with rapists and pedos in his gay book club. Constantly engaging with trolls for seemingly no reason. I’ve never seen such a pathetic sack of retard that is “mentally well” in the clinical sense.

 

[unfer]

The oldschool Sonichu Audiobook vibe of Cryptic's narratorbot is so good. A David Hayteresque faux-gravity befitting bacon grease elemental Fat, and his bulldyke wife's relentlessly farted-in vagina. Worth enjoying prison for, stalker.

They called me on Saturday night, to call me a "fat faggot..."

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

yes, patrick, you are slow, and no, patrick, you never talk about books or review them.

there's stupid, then there's just fucking stupid.

like, come the hell on. anyone who takes one look at his accounts sees that he never, ever talks about books, let alone his. the last time he talked about a book was accusing that one author of ripping off someone else's cover art, which was deranged.

 

[FinnSven]

I derive much glee (mirth, even) from telling my actual literal children to enjoy prison when its nap time in the crib

"This is why your consciousness is already over, small infant baby child. Enjoy sleepy prison" makes me cackle with glee and I freely admit it

I also insist that pets enjoy prison as well when they have to hit the crate so I can clean up

I have a crazy friend who accuses “everyone” of stalking her whenever she sees them unexpectedly. As she worked as a chef in a couple of bars and restaurants, she thought a lot of people were “stalkers”.

I did say “Enjoy prison” to in response to her once, but she flipped out screaming that she had never been to prison and anyone who says she has is lying.

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yes, patrick, you are slow, and no, patrick, you never talk about books or review them.

there's stupid, then there's just fucking stupid.

like, come the hell on. anyone who takes one look at his accounts sees that he never, ever talks about books, let alone his. the last time he talked about a book was accusing that one author of ripping off someone else's cover art, which was deranged.

Maybe he talks about them to imaginary friends while drunk?

 

[Post Reply]

Boy, Patrick has been dealing with some really odious protestors lately. It's amazing what these Redditors will say to get a rise out of Pat.

 

[unfer]

Boy, Patrick has been dealing with some really odious protestors lately. It's amazing what these Redditors will say to get a rise out of Pat.
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I'm outraged Fat would flip off a proud black man like that. Their children provide him Pepperoni by the truckload, and their men provide his fat rippling cheeks with untold miles of stiff black cock. Ungrateful, stalker racist gay KKK baby child.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Boy, Patrick has been dealing with some really odious protestors lately.

They could do better. This location has a SWAT and a mural.

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/large-police-presence-near-holton-and-north-swat-and-mpd-on-scene

12ish blocks west and 6ish blocks south of the hovel so very local for Patrick.

 

[Summer of George]

Does this idiot have any mirrors in his half-hovel?

Of course I have, stlaker. All of my mirrors are exquisitely clean and reflect only true, undistorted images. That is why I look so manly and fit in them.

Your bathroom is nexsssssssst.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

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Late AF cause I’ve been enjoying prison too much lately but this gem inspired me

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I derive much glee (mirth, even) from telling my actual literal children to enjoy prison when its nap time in the crib

"This is why your consciousness is already over, small infant baby child. Enjoy sleepy prison" makes me cackle with glee and I freely admit it

I also insist that pets enjoy prison as well when they have to hit the crate so I can clean up

Oh man, I'm definitely going to start doing this to animals. "You have been instructed many thousands of times to cease entering the garden, enjoy prison." "Squirrel child, your felonious eating out of the bird feeder is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, stalker."

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yes, patrick, you are slow, and no, patrick, you never talk about books or review them.

there's stupid, then there's just fucking stupid.

like, come the hell on. anyone who takes one look at his accounts sees that he never, ever talks about books, let alone his. the last time he talked about a book was accusing that one author of ripping off someone else's cover art, which was deranged.

When does he talk about and review books? Like, if I popped into Hooli's and saw Jennifer sitting there with a book I'd need him to read it out loud to me and then I'd need to confirm those are the actual words before I'd accept he can read.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ya know now you mention it...

The Pat posting you like is going to come back into style @Judge Holden:

Lynchian Fat is my favorite.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i felt this post. an actual sympathetic response that manifested as a clench of the chest.

he had a supporter kind enough to buy one of his books and this was his response.

patrick already ruined his reputation thousands of times over even before this, but this is how you kill your prospects as a creator. i thought i had crystallized patrick's level of sadistic, evil retardation perfectly, but seeing this proves he's worse than whatever people might know of him. just imagine how much insanity has been posted to his shxitter account that even the pests haven't fully grokked.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

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i felt this post. an actual sympathetic response that manifested as a clench of the chest.

he had a supporter kind enough to buy one of his books and this was his response.

patrick already ruined his reputation thousands of times over even before this, but this is how you kill your prospects as a creator. i thought i had crystallized patrick's level of sadistic, evil retardation perfectly, but seeing this proves he's worse than whatever people might know of him. just imagine how much insanity has been posted to his shxitter account that even the pests haven't fully grokked.

Fat is the best guy on twitter. The hotest takes Ive ever seen

 

[Creative Username]

Oh man, I'm definitely going to start doing this to animals. "You have been instructed many thousands of times to cease entering the garden, enjoy prison." "Squirrel child, your felonious eating out of the bird feeder is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, stalker."

It'll start out fun, but you'll end up completely broken; childing inanimate objects, constantly muttering about stalkers and the prison they're about to enjoy under your breath when nobody's looking, and one day you'll lose your train of thought for a moment and conclude a very important letter/email with:

Enjoy prison,

before noticing it and wondering about the very long progression of intensifying mental illness that lead to this moment.

Fat is the fattest guy on twitter. The fattest faggot with bitch tits Ive ever seen

FTFY

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

HERESY /// FA(C)T 2 CLIMAX
AESTHETICS OF FAT

...My half-hovel. My wife. All gone... with my pepperoni business soon to follow. Your cyberstalker cult knows nothing but obsession, have been instructed tens of thousands of times to stop contacting this number. And yet they continue to obsessively lie about everything... as do you. You have taken EVERYTHING from me, stalker, and now all that awaits you is PRISON. ENJOYMENT.
...
Little baby child, I will cut. You. Down. Tear you apart, spray the gore of your profane form across MILWAUKEE! I will grind you down until the very OFFAL cries for mercy! My hands shall RELISH turning you into pepperoni HERE! AND!! N O W!!!