Fun fact: Norm MacDonald was really funny. But in the laughing with him sense.
But prison RULES. It's awesome. How would it help him if we got sent to Super Fun Prison and just got to enjoy it forever?
Ya know now you mention it I have pondered for the last week that Fatrick with his gay ass scraggly attempt at a bouffant bears an uncanny resemblance to the lead character in Eraserhead had the late Jack Vance had preceeded the shoot by eating ten thousand calories worth of uncooked bratwurst every day for a year or three
Wrong on all counts child. It's like six or eight people who want to kill him. The twenty or so stalkers and harassers will be brought to justice. The sixty-but-with-repeat-entries-so-less John Does will be identified and arrested for their harassment and false reviews. There are innumerable stalker children and they're around every corner and Patrick will not stop until they're either enjoying prison or greasing the hopper of his meat grinder.
Honestly I wish we got more of his fanfiction of the inevitable stalker child trial because what snippets he has shared on xitter literally caused me to start coughing up chunks of lung flesh laughing
The Virgin Fatrick
If he were any smarter he'd easily be able to capitalize on the obvious demand for stalker child fanfics.
Henry Spencer (Jack NANCE) didn’t abandon his sperm child, child.
This fan fiction is better than his actual stories
That has to be a first.
Don't forget the fan fiction he writes about himself being very manly.
Even shit literally written by an AI is better than what this fat faggot writes.
This is a bit late, but a few more for good measure, though Porkschwitz is hard to top.
He literally called HIMSELF "Torque Wheeler." He literally chose that as a name. For himself.
It wouldn't be from violence, though. He'd ask to buy all the bear claws and someone behind him in line would say, "Goddamn it! Thanks a lot, fatty!"
He knew how powerful he'd be if God hadn't made him a shrill fat faggot with bitch tits. These tales he spins are the only catharsis he has from the prison he must live in to keep everyone else safe.
Subtle but he's literally identifying himself as the negation of the pests or vice versa. It's the diametric opposite of how he reacts to such things, and that is because that the stalker childs do react that way. Pat's getting metaphysical - dare I say, feta-physical - with the prison enjoyers.And he continues to generate new cawntent for our sexual-sadist gratification
meta-FAT-sical
Sorry, I'm only taking Physics. I can at least tell you that Patrick is fat.
No wonder he's so broken.
