Big problems arise when you don't have a high enough IQ to understand that you're not getting pussy by giving items to a profile picture, and too starved for sex to realize online games aren't the place to pick up chicks. I know why men have the impulse to simp, but not all men have the brains, or are just too horny, to tell when simp behavior can be fruitful and when it's a waste of effort. That's why my number one rule will always be 1)
no egirls.
"Uuuh but Smiiile, can my girlfriend join? She's cool I promise she won't-"
No. No egirls.
"But she's actually really good at the game!"
What a shame. No egirls.
"But we're just friends! I'm not trying to be her simp"
Then someone else will, and we won't have a guild anymore in two weeks.
"That's gay! If she can't join then I'm leaving for the guild she's in! (so I can join the 15 other guys there who are already simping for her)"
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