Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Incel Death Note]

I thought Nicks story about his liver numbers and recent health checkup wa pretty interesting.

(Now first if all Nick rarely tells straight up untruths. He likes to use shyster tier word games, in his own mind clever sophistry, as lies instead. For example: “My blood work is the best I’ve ever seen it!”=Nick has never paid attention to his readings before

When Nick says that the doctor wanted to run some tests before renewing his prescription, I believe it. But the doctors explanation sounds like the kind of story you’ll give a patient when he looks so terrible you suspect him of drug abuse. “Sorry Mr Rekieta, I know we haven’t done this before, but there are possible side effects, so we need to do some blood tests!”

As for the tests coming back and all being perfect? Bullshit. Tests like these are sent out to a lab and don’t come back the same day. Even if there is a lab in-house, like in a hospital, the results still wouldn’t be available in a few hours as Rekieta implies.


Meh… I’ve known folks who sent their kids to catholic schools, despite neither being catholic nor Christian, because the only alternative was a Somali nigger infested public school where English is a second language.

Christian school doesn’t mean much necessarily. Also, in small town USA, religion often means community. You may not be Lutheran, but you attend a Lutheran church, church activities and meet your friends there.

"Mr Rekieta, my charts show your booze levels are dangerously low. I prescribe one bottle of whiskey a day and all the gas station meth pills you can eat"
"Thanks Doc, but what about food?"
"A daily dorito should keep your triglycerides in check"

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Obviously him saying the medical tests came back "all good" is bullshit. You don't look like you jaundiced and then get a clean bill of health. At best he was probably told "your liver hasn't failed yet, but you're at risk." and he ignored the long list of bad things the doctor told him and focused solely on "you are not terminal yet."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick wants to be seen as a hard-working, self-made man who took a path few others have the intellect and work ethic required to pursue, winding up as an elite among society. It's why he worked at banks for his early jobs and picked "lawyer" as his pretend profession. Lawyer is a position that stereotypically was considered an intelligent and "elite" job. The problem for Nick is that by the time he got into it people were already waking up to the fact that lawyers were retards and not just scumbags.

It boils down to Nick being a trust fund baby who never had to work hard a day in his life, stumbling his way into a low-effort and easy job that catered to his narcissism and desire for approval. Even at his HEAVIEST workload

I think this is a very astute observation. Nick also went back for half a semester for a Chemical Engineering degree because he thought his Chemical Engineer uncle would give him an easy job.

Lately he's been bringing up locals more often. Do we know how many locals subs he has? If he's still around 5k, that's 25k a month (minus locals cut), plus ad $ and superchats.

He got 50 or so comments on his last post with the most interactions and he does not break 100 people in LOCALS during his shows.

These are paid features, so if we extrapolate a 3x multiplier to account for passive subscriptions, then he has less than 300 active subs at 5 dollars a month. Up that to 500 just to sandbag, and he is taking (minus the 20% LOCALS cut) under or about $2k USD per month.

Barely enough to cove r the monthly snack budget.

One thing I’ve wondered. It’s obvious that Nick is not religious, but is Kayla? The fact they send their kids to religious instruction and church activities make me think it must be important to her, otherwise it wouldn’t be happening. This would cause another disconnect between her and Nick. If Kayla has genuine moral and religious beliefs that conflict with Nick’s religious apathy? Her participation in some of his weird porn/kinky shit could come from believing it’s her duty to please her husband and be submissive. I don’t think she’s really into that shit, but she does want to feel attractive/desired, maybe wants Nick to feel jealous since he spends so much time lusting after porn and wine mom titty photos.

If she’s not religious this whole facade they put up is really gross and weird. Like they don’t actually believe in all this Christian stuff but we think a fake Christian facade is important to construct for social status and optic reasons? We will make sure it’s taught to our kids, not because we believe it, but so they can also present a socially advantageous false veneer to others too!

Indications are she was at least somewhat religious. She's from a large family of Slav (also Polish?) descent, she definitely had a bunch of prayer stuff on her older instagram, and all indications are Nick followed her from Catholicism at first to Lutheranism, and then with the family on to various Evangelical joints.

Nick's religiosity will have its own section in the FAQ posts, but I believe that Nick made religion a part of his life, but never made it the driving moral force. As religious myself, I believe that unless you make it the standard 'a bit of religion' is almost useless to help you with serious life problems--but it can make you pleasant to sit next to at the picnic.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nick's religiosity will have its own section in the FAQ posts, but I believe that Nick made religion a part of his life, but never made it the driving moral force. As religious myself, I believe that unless you make it the standard 'a bit of religion' is almost useless to help you with serious life problems--but it can make you pleasant to sit next to at the picnic

Religion only works if you actively make it a part of your life. Thats when it will help you claw your way out of ruts. Otherwise it's just window dressing for your friends to see, bragging essentially.

 

[Kurohige]

It is possible that this is the reason why some people excuse Kayla, though it does them no favors in doing so. Imagine Kayla being confronted with her behavior, even just what was recorded here, and then saying "b-but... but my Pinterest board!" and people taking her seriously.

I thought the excuses here were more likely due to Nick doing the most abominable thing imaginable, and saying publicly that his wife's beauty was finished because her child bearing and rearing was like 8 atomic bombs to her body. That even though she's still thin and looks in shape, showing that she's a warrior despite it all, she's done for and there's nothing to salvage in regards to his cooming.

"Dear John..." is a close second, but it just can't compare to Nick all but saying verbatim, "I can't get anything out you anymore. I need to fuck younger, hotter women in more pristine condition."

 

[Fapcop]

She was in pain, and in some ways probably still is. Kayla has also exhibited concern over Nick's insincere relationship with God at one time after rewatching one of Nick's streams and calling him out on it, although by the time she tells the story Kayla has already declared herself a "B-I-T-C-H" for how she did it and is obviously okay with Nick's hypocrisy at that point anyway.

Notice how Kayla talks about how “we used to listen to Christian radio exclusively THEN” and she kinda does it with this verbal eyeroll.

Kayla was probably a Christian at one point, but I can see Nick gaslighting and manipulating it out of her.

 

[Heliantheae]

He looks like a book-accurate Belter from the Expanse. Oversized head, long, thin, lanky body.

And the book I'm listening to now even has one with a very large, crooked nose. Hmmm...

Persepolis Rising? Even the belter is more likeable than Nick, at least he has a decent reason for his actions.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why does Nick constantly talk like he’s the only many with a family who has ever had a job? His is the easiest job on earth too if he’d stayed sober.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"Dear John, please Johnny, please, come hoooooome~"

Somehow this song about an alcoholic have an emotional breakdown in a gutter after abandoning his family seems really relevant.

 

[zimzam88]

As for the tests coming back and all being perfect? Bullshit. Tests like these are sent out to a lab and don’t come back the same day. Even if there is a lab in-house, like in a hospital, the results still wouldn’t be available in a few hours as Rekieta implies.

Can confirm, a friend I know only got his liver numbers back on the same day when he was hospitalized for end-stage liver failure. Otherwise it would take a few days to get the results. (He's recovering thank God) Surprise surprise balldo is a lying sack of shit.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's own confession that he has been repressed and held in check by others expectations and responsibilities tells on himself.

Nick wasn't the only one telling on himself. Kayla and Drexel did their part as well at times, meaning that Nick is now more of who he really was behind the scenes. Drexel even initially just thought it was funny when Nick was first getting noticed for being a hypocrite in late 2022 when @elb brought it up:



Nick's fans were also more willing to take Nick's worrying traits as just weird, funny, or silly because that was the spirit in which Nick shared them (and they liked Nick). Take the animal killing stories that are currently in review. A few people took it as a warning sign, but a lot of people gave Nick a pass. Nick sharing that he went to gay bars with Kayla as a silly, monogamous, fun adventure with his spouse. The Drexel streams too, along with the insights and stories Nick shared on those streams and validation that he gave Drexel (even regarding Drexel's relationship with Taylor).

Nick's continued way of presenting things he does as "weird", "silly", and "fun" isn't received in the same way (no matter how often he uses those same words) because he shared too much due to lack of content and subsequently becoming the content. With no big trials and a lack of interest in anything other than his personal pursuits, Nick was/is on full display. This is why people told Nick early in his decline to get better content regardless of whether he was a degenerate or not. Of course, the money and massive ego trip from being an "Internet Celebrity" who also came back from being cancelled on YouTube did Nick no favors even with his family money supporting him.

Without decent content running cover for his faux morality, people are left with who Nick is and likely all he ever really was: a Juju/Daxipad fanboy always on the hunt for porn, drugs/alcohol, and an easy buck.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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That clinches it. All Nick's problems stem from him living a lie. He is a homosexual man trying to live the life of a heterosexual father of five.

I never paid attention to Kayla before, but holy fuck those clips of her talking about the meds and the mini-breakdown are terrifying.

It's mostly from being gaslit by Nick 24/7. If she married a normal man and not this homo she'd be fine.

Eventually, when Zoomoids and Alphags find their balls in this online era, they'll tell the kids who try to pull that humiliation:

"You have pictures of my mom naked? You actually downloaded that shit, and showed everyone at school? What's wrong with you? You're more fucked up than she is?"

"You saw pictures of my dad naked? And you downloaded them? What, you like grown men or something? Are you some sort of sick faggot?"

"You actually downloaded/prepared tabs of videos of my parents having sex? You saw my dad's butthole and nuts? Alright, faggot. Wait, how do I know you didn't just sneak into my house, and record that? I should just beat your ass for being a freak, or maybe tell everyone you like sneaking into houses to see other kids' parents have sex? Enjoy jail, you retarded dipshit."

THIS GUY'S DADS A FAGGOT AND HIS MOM FUCKS NIGGERS! HE IS A NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT TOO! LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!

 

[DumbDude43]

Eventually, when Zoomoids and Alphags find their balls in this online era, they'll tell the kids who try to pull that humiliation:

"You have pictures of my mom naked? You actually downloaded that shit, and showed everyone at school? What's wrong with you? You're more fucked up than she is?"

"You saw pictures of my dad naked? And you downloaded them? What, you like grown men or something? Are you some sort of sick faggot?"

"You actually downloaded/prepared tabs of videos of my parents having sex? You saw my dad's butthole and nuts? Alright, faggot. Wait, how do I know you didn't just sneak into my house, and record that? I should just beat your ass for being a freak, or maybe tell everyone you like sneaking into houses to see other kids' parents have sex? Enjoy jail, you retarded dipshit."

this is approaching "yeah my wife fucks other men but i'm the guy she comes home to every night so really i'm the winner here!" territory
anybody trying these cringe cope comebacks irl just gets laughed out of the room even harder

 

[TheLastJoestar]

You know, I would've agreed about this initially, but based on the comments Nick has made these past few days since the rant, and especially the Twitter exchange that was posted earlier, I actually think Jim is right -- Nick is so fucking gone that he thinks he's the good guy in this story, and can't see why everyone else doesn't agree.

Well since Nick reads this thread lets help him out.

Normal people expressing betrayal:
"I can't believe some of these people turned on me. Some were genuinely like a family to me man. I won't name names but some have come to me in a really dark place and I did what I could, you know?"

Nick expressing betrayal:
JOHN IS A PATHETIC FAGGOT WHO CAME TO ME - A STREAMER! HA HA - TO TRY AND TEMPER HIS PATHETIC SUICIDE AND HE WAS SO PATHETIC AND HIS DICK IS SMALL! LET ME GO THROUGH THE SPECIFICS ABOUT THIS WEAK LITTLE BITCH AND [rambling incoherently while desperately hoping John is listening to kill himself now from embarrassment].

Yeah, most people tend to be disgusted by petty airing out of generally private matters - much less one's attempted suicide or serious crisis. His fans also probably don't appreciate him calling them pathetic after years of "drink for my dead dog and grandma" superchats. Men with integrity don't pull that shit. Granted if Nick had integrity, he wouldn't be here in the first place. Nick took their money and superchats because it was ez money. As many have surmised in this thread, he hates those people lol.

 

[Nate Higgers]

and an easy buck

You mean Drexel?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He likes to use shyster tier word games

yeah this is why I actually believe Nick when he says he "never lies". He doesn't need to lie where half truths and lies by omission can cover it. He's so bad at it too because he's so drunk all the time when doing it what he thinks was masterfully pulled off "technically true" defense of how great everything is and we're all just fanfic writers.... its so easy to realize what he's really saying because of how blatant the obfuscations are.

 

[genericwhitemale]

You know whose crowdfunding page is still up?

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Interestingly, after a couple months of inactivity, in the last two weeks Monty has raised another $565, putting him <$1500 away from his goal.
I did my part. If anyone else wants to chip in, here's the link:

https://gofund.me/5c4f387a

Montograph GFM update: already earned another $500 this week, with two doners in the last three days making individual $100 and $200 donations

 

[Potatoherder]

Someone just posted this on YT. The issue being i think Nick rejected that part of the contract. But there is probably some regret on Rumble's part when even the $250 number unrealistic most nights.

He said during negotiations with rumble. That rumble would cover the gap in earnings 1500 a day. They would keep all rumble rants until that money was earned then he would keep the money from rants. My theory he has not earned that money yet so he has to continue under old contract until he does! He knows he can't let them sue him so he continues rambling about how much his life has changed and how he needs to change the schedule. Yet because he is technically still beholden to rumble for money he didn't earn he is stuck. He can't quit, he can't go back to YouTube, he can't go rumble only, he can't do locals only. All he can do is continue to lose money due to alcoholism. He won't do trials cause rumble is gonna take what ever money he makes.

Here is a whisper.cpp transcript as the YT one was shit:

[00:04:05.860 --> 00:04:15.560] And then they sent me the contract and the contract itself had a different term in it than what we had talked about.
[00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:26.320] The contract said that I would get a guarantee of X dollars and that every super chat I got would go directly to Rumble until I passed that guarantee.
[00:04:26.320 --> 00:04:31.860] And then I would keep anything in excess of the guarantee.
[00:04:31.860 --> 00:04:41.620] But the guarantee was the gap amount and actually not even the gap amount, but it would be the gap amount.
[00:04:41.620 --> 00:04:44.820] So now we're going, okay, wait a minute.
[00:04:44.820 --> 00:04:55.840] So now I have to on your platform that has a crippling inability to generate rants the way that YouTube generates super chats, I have to now try and outrun it.
[00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.780] So I would have been guaranteeing myself less pay.
[00:05:00.780 --> 00:05:08.040] So that's not the fucking deal.
[00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:09.420] So I turned it down.

It is funny to here 2022 Nick talk big game when it turned out so wrong by 2024.

$250 is more than he gets on both platforms many nights.

[00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:33.700] If they want me to exclusively stream on the platform, they have to bridge the gap between
[00:02:33.700 --> 00:02:35.240] my YouTube income and their income.
[00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:43.600] And I've candidly said on the show, it's four to six times the income on YouTube every show.
[00:02:43.600 --> 00:02:45.680] Every single show.
[00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.960] Than it is on Rumble.
[00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:57.500] If I'm on Rumble, my income goes back two years or more.
[00:02:57.500 --> 00:03:06.400] That's not fucking appealing, but no strikes, dude, no strikes.
[00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:12.900] It's the difference between making $250 a night and making $1,500 a night.
[00:03:12.900 --> 00:03:16.420] It's pretty fucking big.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Meh… I’ve known folks who sent their kids to catholic schools, despite neither being catholic nor Christian, because the only alternative was a Somali nigger infested public school where English is a second language.

Christian school doesn’t mean much necessarily. Also, in small town USA, religion often means community. You may not be Lutheran, but you attend a Lutheran church, church activities and meet your friends there.

I understand all this, but Nick’s family isn’t in the Catholic school or public school hell bind. They are in a very white, middle class area. His kids don’t even go to school, they do some weird homeschool hybrid stuff where the kids have some limited engagement with local schools.

The homeschool aspect gives them complete control over what the kids are taught. People homeschool for this reason - total control over the curriculum and stuff their kids are taught. So with total control they have still opted for religious education.

Nick, given his wealth, has all the options in the world for schooling his kids. I just think it’s odd they would opt for religious instruction and curriculum if Kayla is as indifferent to Christianity as Nick. I don’t think she is, I think Kayla must take religion more seriously than Nick.

The differing degrees of Faith would be a source of conflict. It might also cause issues between Nick and his kids. The kids are being taught Christian values and beliefs and Dad ain’t exactly exemplifying these principles. It might backfire on Nick. I could seen Nick reacting very badly to his kids holding him up to values and moral examples they would be taught at church/ school.

Might end up a Lowtax type of situation. Lowtax’s first wife was a faithful Christian and raised their two kids in the church. As tweens they were pretty disgusted with Lowtax’s moral failings. To be fair though they weren’t even holding him to a high standard, just recognized him cheating on his wife was wrong. He accused them of being brainwashed Christians for pointing out the obvious.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I mean some meds require tests every few months. That said nick looks sick as a dog. And r those tests would take at least a week or more. He's lying to make everything look fine.

Ordering laboratory tests for people on long-term medications is more of a cover-your-ass liability for manufacturers and physicians rather than for genuine concern for the patient.

It's also very practitioner dependent. Many don't give a fuck and can't be bothered. Others are "by-the-book" rule followers with a lack of nuance and common sense.

There was a locum vet covering the office when my dog was arthritic and palliative last year.

She shook us down for $300 to do 2-3 basic bitch lab tests threatening to withhold the fancy Aleve prescription anti-inflammatory painkiller which was maintaining our dog's quality of life. Even when we made it abundantly clear that the results were pointless because we had moved passed all medical interventions by that point anyhow.