Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
Let's overlook that it's an absolutely clusterfuck of bad planning that your four kids (one is in full time school) require three separate people to drive them around full time. But I think the extra driver was his son, and now the son isn't able to drive anymore.
I live near a family with 4-5 kids, both parents have jobs. They do not seem to have trouble doing their jobs without a nanny or chauffeur driving kids around. Neither do they appear haggard, sleep deprived, drunk of their asses or depressed. My theory as to why this difference to the Rekietas is that neither parent is an alcoholic or druggie, and, I suspect, do not engage in any of the following:
✅ goes to swingers bars
✅ ^ gets mistaken as swingers by other swingers
✅ addicted to porn
✅ goes to a swingers resort
✅ best friend is a bull
✅ adds hedo bulls on IG
✅ gets DMs from swingers
✅ jacuzzis with swingers
✅ building a sex dungeon
✅ openly lusts for other women
 
Ordering laboratory tests for people on long-term medications is more of a cover-your-ass liability for manufacturers and physicians rather than for genuine concern for the patient.

It's also very practitioner dependent. Many don't give a fuck and can't be bothered. Others are "by-the-book" rule followers with a lack of nuance and common sense.

There was a locum vet covering the office when my dog was arthritic and palliative last year.

She shook us down for $300 to do 2-3 basic bitch lab tests threatening to withhold the fancy Aleve prescription anti-inflammatory painkiller which was maintaining our dog's quality of life. Even when we made it abundantly clear that the results were pointless because we had moved passed all medical interventions by that point anyhow.
I was talking a bit more severe medications tbh, from personal experience. But that is a good point to bring up. Either the tests are obligatory and pointless like you said, or my point, the meds he's on might be risky enough to need monitoring.
 
The differing degrees of Faith would be a source of conflict. It might also cause issues between Nick and his kids. The kids are being taught Christian values and beliefs and Dad ain’t exactly exemplifying these principles. It might backfire on Nick. I could seen Nick reacting very badly to his kids holding him up to values and moral examples they would be taught at church/ school.

Nick has talked about the de-programming he has to do with his children after religious instruction.

Nick deflects to by saying he is a 'bad Christian',, but he simultaneously tells people that Grace means he cannot mess up badly enough that God will judge him. He wants to be an unironic 'Only God can judge me', type by saying everyone is just too uptight amd judgemental.
 
Nick has talked about the de-programming he has to do with his children after religious instruction.
Really? Whats the point of pretending to be a Christian at all except for grifting and appearances. Just send them to public school and then he wont need any "De-programming" at all because they'll be just like Balldoman when they're done. I'd love to see a clip of that copesplain.
 
I find it curious how invested people are in doing even a little whitewashing for Kayla. She is a grown woman with agency and 5 children. She has a support network in her family and likely Nick's family, yet we have seen zero intervention in any of her husband's antics and only have evidence of her endorsement of them. It doesn't matter who started it. It's been many many months at Kayla shows zero signs of protecting her children from the damage that is having an alcoholic father. Christian or not, she's a force behind the Rekeita household's current state.

The funniest part of it is how obsessed he is with pretending to be black
I'd like to take a minute to repost this masterpiece by @Thorndyke Special .

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I thought the excuses here were more likely due to Nick doing the most abominable thing imaginable, and saying publicly that his wife's beauty was finished because her child bearing and rearing was like 8 atomic bombs to her body. That even though she's still thin and looks in shape, showing that she's a warrior despite it all, she's done for and there's nothing to salvage in regards to his cooming.

"Dear John..." is a close second, but it just can't compare to Nick all but saying verbatim, "I can't get anything out you anymore. I need to fuck younger, hotter women in more pristine condition."

Another factor could be Kayla's miscarriages in light of Nick's awful criticism of Kayla's body once she had carried her other babies to term. If Nick being publicly disrespectful to Kayla causes people to forget that she took the lead on a good portion of the more open degeneracy (or outright presume innocence) then things should work out well for her considering how antagonistic and gross Nick is.

Kayla publicly flirting with another man during her husband's livestream seems extremely disrespectful too, but only a handful seem to recall that as it was a month prior to Nick's "destroyed body" rant at the end of 2022. A lot of my initial post was actually prior to that rant including Kayla constantly teasing Nick for "pretending" to be gay or Nick just being gay in general. In any case, neither seem to respect each other publicly.

A lot of focus is on Nick in this thread, as it should be, but with all the sympathy Kayla gets one would think that people would take a harder look at her. Instead, people tend to defer to how "a wife" must feel in this situation rather than how Kayla feels (and acts), which would be fair if there was no information on her. Unfortunately, there is a good amount of info on her and when Kayla isn't being directly compared with Nick's gross behavior, it becomes apparent what a mess she is, why she's still married to him, and how she either refuses to deal with her problems, creates problems of her own, or relies on pity to get by.

Kayla's solution of increasing sex appeal (to an unhealthy degree) looks even worse when one remembers how often she seems to look for attention outside of her marriage. At this point it would be silly to think that Kayla is just trying to be a sexy monogamous wife and look her best just for Nick. Kayla's solution of slimming down, getting work done, publicly flirting with other men, and doing drugs at a swinger resort in Jamaica bodes ill and doesn't invite much sympathy on the face of it.

But she's married to Nick Rekieta. Can one really criticize her? Yes, because her decisions still impact her children and rather than deal with her problems head on through counselling or even divorce, Kayla decided to keep feeding her husband porn, slim down, get work done, approach/flirt with other men, and do drugs at a swinger resort in Jamaica and follow their staff on Instagram. That doesn't really scream "warrior" to me.... more like hotwife or an impending divorcée?
 
Point being, there's definitely some psychological effect of having THAT much control over your work schedule and having THAT little accountability to anyone other than yourself.
There absolutely is. Back when I was in EMT school I was doing Doordash because it was the only job I could do that worked with my school schedule. No job was willing to work around the fact that I was in school for shit, so I had to do doordash, and the moment I was finished in school I started going out of my damn mind from being able to set my own schedule.

TLDR: There is enough known about Kayla to make reasonable inferences on her degeneracy. Kayla exhibited shame by going into hiding, but she isn't sorry for anything she did (only that she got found out if anything). The only things she did over the past year was get less healthy-looking, yell at Nick about his Mandy lust, and then go to a swinger resort with Nick.
This should go into the new OP. This is brilliant.
I think the same thing happened to Nick. He was probably riding high from the Rittenhouse and Depp trial, making bank and he talked about it with his father, hoping to get his fathers approval, only for his dad to say; "I'm disappointed in you Nick. You would make so much more money and be more respected if you were a real practicing lawyer instead of pursuing this silly YouTube stuff. You need to grew up Nick."
A narcissist being told that would absolutely feel like that was the worst day of his life, i think.
That is just my theory though. I have this theory as all the men who idolize Juju have daddy issues and bad relationships with their father. Nick is no expectation.
A bit of a cringe power level but I can confirm this. I had some issues between me and my dad and till I got that shit dealt with I listed to a LOT of Juju. Thankfully that's no longer an issue since my dad and I buried the hatchet back in 2017, so I avoided being around for Daxipad's bullshit.
If Riley has to get hurt or die
I would be completely fine with this if Eric July suffered no repercussions.
They were big fans of the show
If Nick keeps up his metamorphosis into the Rage Twig he'll start talking about how everyone he's ever met is a "huge fannof the killstream!"
 
Kayla was a cheerleader. Cheerleaders build an entire self-image on male attention and having a cheering audience looking at them. They tend to struggle if they don’t go on to new endeavors, creating an identity besides cheerleader, after putting the pomspoms away.
Wasn't Nick also a cheerleader? That would explain a lot.
 
Wasn't Nick also a cheerleader? That would explain a lot.
I think that was just to have more opportunities to hang around Kayla more.

Drexel, iirc, tagged along with Nick in that endeavor just to be there for him.

That doesn't really scream "warrior" to me.... more like hotwife or an impending divorcée?
"Warrior" in terms of consistent recoveries after multiple pregnancies, not keeping her head low in the lair of the Balldoman while she had her own plans.

Solid profile on Kayla.
 
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I live near a family with 4-5 kids, both parents have jobs. They do not seem to have trouble doing their jobs without a nanny or chauffeur driving kids around. Neither do they appear haggard, sleep deprived, drunk of their asses or depressed. My theory as to why this difference to the Rekietas is that neither parent is an alcoholic or druggie, and, I suspect, do not engage in any of the following:
Nick and Kayla’s problem isn’t that they pay for help with the kids. That might be the only right thing they’re doing when it comes to their children.
In my community, having 4+ kids is the norm. Some have as many as 12. The parents do tend to have the best help they can afford, whether that’s a cleaner once a week or a FT nanny and daily cleaner. (I fully endorse this. No one gets bonus points for making life harder on themselves and I’m sure my parents would have been less tightly wound if they’d have been able to afford help.) These are parents who spend a ton of time with their kids and don’t tend to be online much if at all, which also has many benefits for both parents and children.
 
The kids bear a very strong resemblance to Nick.

This fanfic doesn’t help btw.

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This unrealistic possibility that Rekieta realised he's not a father, and his wife was giggling in his face about the massage therapist impregnating her, and he suffered a major ego injury which turned him into a broken alcoholic, actually did help me to laugh and cope with the fact that he's an animal abuser.

But I understand your point. As a token of apology, please accept this depiction of my true and genuine prediction of his future, in which he smells so bad and he is so vulgar, that even other homeless alcoholics do not wish to sit right next to him.
 
yeah this is why I actually believe Nick when he says he "never lies". He doesn't need to lie where half truths and lies by omission can cover it. He's so bad at it too because he's so drunk all the time when doing it what he thinks was masterfully pulled off "technically true" defense of how great everything is and we're all just fanfic writers.... its so easy to realize what he's really saying because of how blatant the obfuscations are.
I have a theory about Nick's 'I always tell the truth' cope. I think when he was little, he would tell people, 'Damn, you look fat,' or 'You're the most pathetic person I know, ' etc., and when he was called out for being rude he'd respond with, 'I'm just being honest.' That let him replace the slot in his brain that should have held 'being honest' with behaviors that should have been labeled, 'being mean.' So, now when he's being a complete jackass, he looks at himself and feels pride over how very honest he is, to the point that he feels that everyone else who isn't always saying awful things that alienate the people around them is lying, and therefore he is superior to those weak willed simps.

I think he's got a similar cope with the, 'I always show exactly who I am,' line. He always lets himself be ruled by his base instincts. He views any attempt at self-improvement as a denial of his true self. Does he feel like coming across as a respectable family man in the moment? Then he's showing you the real him, even if that's not consistent with his behavior any time else. As long as he's always doing what he wants (and/or what he needs to do to get what he wants from his audience), then he's being the real him. If the audience later feels deceived by learning of his hypocrisy, then that's the audience's fault for not realizing that he sometimes feels like doing something different.
 
I find it curious how invested people are in doing even a little whitewashing for Kayla. She is a grown woman with agency and 5 children. She has a support network in her family and likely Nick's family, yet we have seen zero intervention in any of her husband's antics and only have evidence of her endorsement of them. It doesn't matter who started it. It's been many many months at Kayla shows zero signs of protecting her children from the damage that is having an alcoholic father. Christian or not, she's a force behind the Rekeita household's current state.
There's this idea here that she couldn't possibly have done anything wrong because she's not as public and was apparently "nice" to some people who met her in person, that Nicki's implosion is happening entirely independently of anything she's up to. I err on the side of assuming they're both trash and would still be trash with or without one another.
 
I find it curious how invested people are in doing even a little whitewashing for Kayla. She is a grown woman with agency and 5 children. She has a support network in her family and likely Nick's family, yet we have seen zero intervention in any of her husband's antics and only have evidence of her endorsement of them. It doesn't matter who started it. It's been many many months at Kayla shows zero signs of protecting her children from the damage that is having an alcoholic father. Christian or not, she's a force behind the Rekeita household's current state.


I'd like to take a minute to repost this masterpiece by @Thorndyke Special .

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"What the fuck did you say to me you little shit?"
 
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