With Fat, it's REALLY hard not to laugh. He reacts so strangely. We basically have a entire dictionary with his idioms and sayings he sends to trolls. Combine that with him acting like a faggot at all times, a very fat one, and the resistance to giggle fits hits zero. Pat is more than a cow, he's a meme.
The more I listen to these logs the more convinced I am that he is literally the worst troll feeder I have ever seen.
Patrick has that gene some people have that makes it irresistible to bully them. Everyone remembers that one kid in highschool who you sometimes felt sorry for but still poked him because it's impossible not to, whether it's their reaction or their attitude or just some ethereal je ne sais quoi. Patrick was made by God to be bullied.
Unlike most of those kids, Bob never learned any Countermeasures, no ways no ignore the bullies so they'd fuck off. He is a child himself still.
I think he thinks he's being snarky, but is so out of touch with what others find acceptable he just comes across as an asshole.
Norm Macdonald infamously claimed that he had only read four books in his life. The difference between Norm Macdonald and Patrick Tomlinson, besides Norm being a better comedian, author, and father than Patrick, is Norm’s claim was a joke rather than Patrick’s clear exaggeration.
Patrick likes to think of himself as a Harlon Ellison-type (a name Patrick does not know). Granted, while I don’t think it is physically possible for someone to be as smart as Ellison assessed himself, he was still head-and-shoulders (shampooing being another concept foreign to Patrick) above Patrick in terms of smarts and writing.
He just so fucking fat and such a fucking faggot. One thinks to themselves, "How can he be such a fat faggot with bitch tits all the time? There's no way this isn't an act. It can't be humanly possible to be so detestable and enormously obese 24/7!"
A real investment would have been to put that money towards 132 shares into the company at that time. He would have made over $2000 profit three years later. But Patrick doesn't know a thing about money. That's why he does stupid things like buy overpriced phones and Surfaces and make his wife's parents pay for his debts.
That's straight up alien behavior.
I know right?! It sounded so fucking awkward like the kind of thing you would find on the youtube account of a school shooter filmed a week or two before they went columbine
Wait. That was supposed to be innuendo?
I'd rather watch my custom waterloop than watch his feed. At least numbers change on that.
I must add that he's also still a fat faggot with bitch tits as of 20 seconds ago. And as of now, too, because he'll always be a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Note the fact that when talking about his wife getting extremely sexually aroused, he had zoomed in on the *rear end* of the large black man.....I mean CMONBRUH
