Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Kulee Baba]

Some recent twitter sperging.

Here is Dick wanting Warski to talk to Riley, as part of his continuing effort to demand that he and his undying simp army are platformed to get the attention they do aggressively demand.
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Calling out @Captain Manning, calling him a sperg who "backstabbed" Dick Lickeita after he "saved his life".
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More retconning his falling out with Josh, saying that it was because he was getting made fun of by Riley. For someone who says "I haven't seen Null say a factual thing in *years*", he has reiterated this lie several times in the past few months.
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Finally, low IQ furry turned onlyfans whore Mintsalad is threatening to sue some comicsgate person for saying she and Riley made incest porn, claiming she lives off the reputation of her """work""" of sucking a fat drug addicted manlet's micropenis.
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1. No Warski never needs to have Riley on, Riley fucking sucks. As an OG Dickhead (I only came to KF because Null was a regular guest) I remember poor Dustin the proto-Riley. Dustin was a bore and the fans loved to shit on him. It was hilarious because Dustin was just a harmless dork. Dustin was genuine. Riley is a phony. Wherever you are Dustin I hope you're doing well and I bet you unchecked from TDS at the same time as me and the old fans did maybe earlier. Anyway I would like to see Ethan Van Sciver talk to Warski and PPP, because EVS is on a realm of autism that's actually somewhat fascinating to me.

Eric July is bad... because he can't accept criticism and now the critics are not wrong. Nigga please I watched EVS years back just complaining non stop about the SJWs or whatever giving bad takes. We're on the internet flaming each other you're a retard I'm a retard we're all retards on the shortbus.

2. So I'm just getting caught up concerning @Captain Manning but did Nick go insane over something that happened in the Year of our Lord 2019???? If so Nick is more fucked up than I even fathomed. I know Dick still has braincells he's just covering for his minion like a good syndicate lead does. But let's say Dick does think this is healthy, well then we'll get to see Dick Show where Dick cries about @BIG_BRAD and Jamie Lynn Hughes dropping the Goss. And if we're really allowed to cry that much well I think it's time Dick apologized to Maddox and gave him a cut of your Patreon. Seriously reconcile with Maddox, you two are soulmates and "eskimo brothers."

3. To be fair I wouldn't call this one a lie, just poorly worded. I apologize Null if I get this wrong but if memory from 6 years ago (maybe longer??) is intact the reason for the breakup was because Riley was telling Null online that he wasn't welcome on TDS anymore. And when someone's lackey is treating you like a douche well why would you want to keep being entertainment partners? Making fun/trolling whatever at the end of the day it was due to Riley with the consent of Dick.

4. What were your damages Mint? Were you denied a job at an artist job at Disney because of these incest claims? You kinda need to show damages. But it's a stupidly litigious country if you feel you've been wronged go for it. I know a great attorney named Ty Beard he'll take em to the cleaners!

Can't believe I remember all this stupid shit. BTW to Dick and everyone else still in the TDS gang tell Sean I wish him the best. People crack on him for being a yes man but no he's fucking normal, you have to be mentally ill to give a damn about this nonsense.

 

[Pomniman]

I'll say it, incest porn is a step up from what she's doing. That whole "step bro, I'm caught in the dryer, fuck my ass" schtick is infinitely far less degrading than letting a hairy manlet piss on you.

Also, that's not defamation, you can't sue people for say your porn is shitty incest porn. Do it though, you will be funny.

There's something morbidly absurd about trying to define sexual degradation in that kind of hyper-stratified way.

 

[genericwhitemale]

@Kulee Baba can't reply to you for some reason, but for point 3, what had happened was that in 2020, a couple months after the simpspiracy shit died down but Dick had started to spiral, Null was in the dick show discord and would pick fights Digibro and Pantsu and call them pedophiles, and Riley messaged him saying he was "the guy at the party who had to be told to leave", and Dick put out a tweet after Null told him about this saying "employee of the month: Riley". This was also at a time when Dick, Ralph and Digibro all at once suddenly turned on the farms, so the sense from Josh was he needed to take the hint that he's not welcome.
Like you, and a lot of people in this thread, I was also a fan of the Dick Show and this was one of the things I, for years, wasn't sure if I fully believed, and could write it off as Riley taking it upon himself to be the turbo janny, but in the years since I am inclined to believe Josh. There was a similar story relayed by Atomic Denny, who used to do the thumbnails for Dick, that I saw recently.



So, yeah, Dax is a snake. Even Maddox has come out and revealed that the lawsuit wasn't this black and white feud he portrayed it to be and that Dick and his fans fucked with advertisers and tried to interfere with his business.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

can't reply to you for some reason,

I think because the post is too long to reply to all at once, you can do it in small sections though.

So, yeah, Dax is a snake.

"He called my pet pedo gay. Get rid of him my capos." This is supposed to be the guy defending offensive comedy and promoting an edgy comic book. What a fat gay baby.

 

[Kulee Baba]

@Kulee Baba can't reply to you for some reason, but for point 3, what had happened was that in 2020, a couple months after the simpspiracy shit died down but Dick had started to spiral, Null was in the dick show discord and would pick fights Digibro and Pantsu and call them pedophiles, and Riley messaged him saying he was "the guy at the party who had to be told to leave", and Dick put out a tweet after Null told him about this saying "employee of the month: Riley". This was also at a time when Dick, Ralph and Digibro all at once suddenly turned on the farms, so the sense from Josh was he needed to take the hint that he's not welcome.
Like you, and a lot of people in this thread, I was also a fan of the Dick Show and this was one of the things I, for years, wasn't sure if I fully believed, and could write it off as Riley taking it upon himself to be the turbo janny, but in the years since I am inclined to believe Josh. There was a similar story relayed by Atomic Denny, who used to do the thumbnails for Dick, that I saw recently.

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So, yeah, Dax is a snake. Even Maddox has come out and revealed that the lawsuit wasn't this black and white feud he portrayed it to be and that Dick and his fans fucked with advertisers and tried to interfere with his business.

You have totally valid arguments and since I'm just a member of the peanut gallery of course I'll never know anything of what was really going on. Protip: Quote Button is greyed out when a sperg like me writes too much, you can still quote by just highlight any of the words in a text and going on from there.

Now all I am saying is that it's not technically a lie to say Riley was the cause of Null leaving. Obviously Dick condoned Riley telling Null to fuck off. But you could also say Null left because he refused to be in anyway associated with Digibro. But whatever it is the partnership was never going to last Null is his own man.

But with that said I'm not going to stand any white knighting of Maddox. Maddox is a giant faggot, a retarded faggot thankfully but still a faggot. He had no right to sue Asterios for Cuckmas Carols, Maddox is a PUBLIC FIGURE. And Maddox's attempts to try to explain how he was justified to fuck over that poor dummy is insane and filled with bullshit. Maddox is the same faggot who then ended his #DickLies propaganda by attacking Sean, Sean is just a normal joe doing a dumb podcast as a sidegig and Sean actually does do normie media work so again Maddox can eat a fat dick. Finally the sponsors, Maddox's sponsors were SCAMS themselves. You had Kendoll & Hyde, the indie Leather Craftsman "trying" to sell $800 handbags. That was so obviously a fraud investor scheme. Then you had that shit "Children's Books for Adults" with titles like "How to clean up a crime scene." I can't even remember anymore if that shit was a scam but I do remember some fuckery going on. And yes I truly believe Maddox knew he was apart of shady fraud companies, he's an Armenian.

Let's not forget Maddox causing Dick's Pizza Hut commercial to be shelved that a real shitty thing to do, just having a commercial played for 2 weeks can make someone real money. They both fucked with each others careers. Lastly Maddox did cross a fucking line with his smear that Dick maintained a "rape list" via 8chan. That type of malicious FAGGOTRY was so underhanded. Let's not forget Maddox smeared KF as well probably to get some sloppy LA stinkditch. TL;DR Dick is a retard degenerate, but Maddox deserves to live in the gutter.

 

[genericwhitemale]

TL;DR Dick is a retard degenerate, but Maddox deserves to live in the gutter.

Yeah I agree, not gonna act like Maddox wasn't malicious. But in the years since it's become apparent that Dick is not this innocent, blameless victim and perhaps the only reason why he came out of it looking so well was because Maddox was so scummy. Whenever he's had drama since then, he's almost always come out looking horrible, and is defensive and has an excuse for everything even when it makes no sense or is a complete deflection.

 

[Retink Retunk]

There's video of this too from EVS Trashcast Stream screaming at Matt Bahr @robo6 https://files.catbox.moe/w7bhml.mp4
and from her Xitter screaming by herself:
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Plus Riley made a video about raping the same guy:
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I can only imagine how thrilled anyone who still associates with Dax or CG is that the pinnacle of their movement or whatever are two screeching retards that will assure no one who is even remotely professional will ever work with any of them again.

 

[Harm]

TL;DR Dick is a retard degenerate, but Maddox deserves to live in the gutter.

One side filed a bad lawsuit and had some scam advertisers, and the other side is littered with pedophiles. I'm still siding with Maddox all the way.

Looking at it pragmatically, you can forgive a guy for filing a regrettable lawsuit or for taking unsavory sponsorships. You can't forgive someone for going to bat for pedophiles for years. Sean being "normal" is a non-factor so long as he's aligning himself with Digibro and Vito; you lose your claim to "normal" when you join team pedo.

So, one question remains... who's your favorite pedophile they've had on the Dick Show?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Yeah I agree, not gonna act like Maddox wasn't malicious. But in the years since it's become apparent that Dick is not this innocent, blameless victim and perhaps the only reason why he came out of it looking so well was because Maddox was so scummy. Whenever he's had drama since then, he's almost always come out looking horrible, and is defensive and has an excuse for everything even when it makes no sense or is a complete deflection.

I'm just going to call things as I see it. I feel bad for Null, it makes me sad when he's candidly asked "Was I being stupid or was Dick/Rackets always a piece of shit?" On a personal level probably but entertainment wise Dick was a good host who ran a tightly produced podcast. There was a reason he did have good guests. I found out how batshit crazy John McAfee had become by listening to the TDS interview and hearing him brag how he escaped South American jail by faking a heart attack. RIP you maniac.

 

[AnOminous]

TL;DR Dick is a retard degenerate, but Maddox deserves to live in the gutter.

Don't forget he also sued some random guy at Patreon for basically no reason at all.

 

[Kulee Baba]

One side filed a bad lawsuit and had some scam advertisers, and the other side is littered with pedophiles. I'm still siding with Maddox all the way.

Looking at it pragmatically, you can forgive a guy for filing a regrettable lawsuit or for taking unsavory sponsorships. You can't forgive someone for going to bat for pedophiles for years. Sean being "normal" is a non-factor so long as he's aligning himself with Digibro and Vito; you lose your claim to "normal" when you join team pedo.

So, one question remains... who's your favorite pedophile they've had on the Dick Show?

I left TDS with Null. I actually think I stopped regularly listening a little bit before that because by the time I was on KF Null's update segments were already known to me.

The only pedo that was ever on TDS in the golden years was Digibro. I'll let the classic clip speak for itself.

I dunno what hell happened. But it was a good podcast.

 

[Pomniman]

Some older episodes were ok, but yeah, at some point it became completely insufferable and it wasn't even on account of any major incident, he just forgot how to be funny. Probably all the drugs, if I had to guess. And yeah, all this team sports stuff in trying to decide who to cheer for between daxipad and the bald gay nigger with AIDS is ridiculous, neither one deserves to have a "team" on their side.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Juju after the first years of TDS started to surround himself with retards. This could be due to seething jealousy of good guests becoming popular in their own right or due to his inability to book good guests after the first few years.

Personally, I subscribe to jealousy as he has proven that he enjoys having pet retards around so he can play the "funny" straight man.

Also, Maddox deserves all the hate he got and gets for the bullshit he pulled post BPITU. If he wasn't an LA rotted moron in his own right he could have aired his grievances and moved on. He handed Dick a W back then for no reason other than him being so low IQ and maliciously autistic.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Not sure if this is the right place for it, but Riley made a brief, screechy appearance on a small level Comicsgate stream to screech at the lower dregs of a dying internet comic book movement. Riley proceeded to be ruthlessly bullied by the middle aged lowlifes about his small penis and ugly girlfriend before recusing himself from the bloodsports at around the 20 minute mark. "YoungClippa" tried to rally a defense by drowning out his opponents with volume but a guy who dresses in a pink ape suit started doing the Jim "hollaring hog" taunts, which withered his spirit. He then made some more rape/assaults threats against @robo6, which were met with complete indifference beyond some musing of how much trouble it would be to hose what remained of the Dick acolyte off his driveway.

 

[The Hardest R]

The funny parts of TDS were mostly from other people and if you notice, most of them bailed out before the lolsuit got tossed in early 2019. TDS was aimless after that, mostly Maddax trying to get his own wack pack going with the likes of Crippled Jesus and Chris the Kiwi and then he started simping on MintSalad and the rest is history. Maddax would not have been inventive enough for something as simple as Cuckmas Carols.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The funny parts of TDS were mostly from other people and if you notice, most of them bailed out before the lolsuit got tossed in early 2019. TDS was aimless after that, mostly Maddax trying to get his own wack pack going with the likes of Crippled Jesus and Chris the Kiwi and then he started simping on MintSalad and the rest is history. Maddax would not have been inventive enough for something as simple as Cuckmas Carols.

I was so happy to find out yesterday that Chris The Kiwi did get his own thread. And kudos @Pee Cola for uploading the complete Chris Cant podcast. This podcast right here is the closest anything has felt like to the talk radio segments in the old Grand Theft Auto games.

 

[Grunka Lunka]

Not sure if this is the right place for it, but Riley made a brief, screechy appearance on a small level Comicsgate stream to screech at the lower dregs of a dying internet comic book movement. Riley proceeded to be ruthlessly bullied by the middle aged lowlifes about his small penis and ugly girlfriend before recusing himself from the bloodsports at around the 20 minute mark. "YoungClippa" tried to rally a defense by drowning out his opponents with volume but a guy who dresses in a pink ape suit started doing the Jim "hollaring hog" taunts, which withered his spirit. He then made some more rape/assaults threats against @robo6, which were met with complete indifference beyond some musing of how much trouble it would be to hose what remained of the Dick acolyte off his driveway.

I read this and can't help but be amazed at how these are all supposedly grown adults.

 

[P5Fever]

I think there is definitely jealousy involved when it comes to this gay drama they started with Eric but I also think they were hoping for another Maddox situation and are assmad it didn’t go that way.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I was so happy to find out yesterday that Chris The Kiwi did get his own thread. And kudos @Pee Cola for uploading the complete Chris Cant podcast. This podcast right here is the closest anything has felt like to the talk radio segments in the old Grand Theft Auto games.

>Chris Cant podcast
Now that was kino. I remember weeping laughing when he spammed the clip of Chris saying "I want to slit your fucking throat" and then pretending like he didn't know where it was coming from.
Apparently Cantillions is dead now, so RIP.

 

[Kulee Baba]

>Chris Cant podcast
Now that was kino. I remember weeping laughing when he spammed the clip of Chris saying "I want to slit your fucking throat" and then pretending like he didn't know where it was coming from.
Apparently Cantillions is dead now, so RIP.

Damn, I didn’t want to hear that another good player was gone, RIP. I swear the episode where Peach Saliva confronts Chris feels like a scripted black comedy the way Cantillion ropes Chris along is some of the best use of “Kicking The Autistic.” I remember Chris starts crying and it’s such satisfying bullying of a person who seems to fit the serial killer archetype to a T.

Again to Null you may have misjudged Masterson, but don’t throw out the baby with bathwater we had good times. I still crack up remembering the episode when Ralph comes on air and rages at you for merely joking that he should be sacrificed to the corn harvest.

How the hell did an obvious figure of speech end up predicting Ralph’s entire future? Would Ralph claim I’m plotting to murder him if stated he should “thrown under the bus?” What a fucking moron.

Also whoever drumr828 is that dude is amazing for his old times announcer impression.