Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2, and how desperate transsexuals are for a LGBT Mario character - Why you should call Birdo a "he" from now on to make Mario Wiki users join the 41%

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

See Disney resorted to the political bait because their TV programs and their films got really stale.

No, it's because they got infiltrated by activists. Same thing happened with Nintendo already, except it's mostly limited to NoA for now.

Like I said in the OP, Nintendo would have to be very stupid to give up what they have right now to get some quick ESG bucks.

They may not see it that way. They let Hollywood girlboss Peach up already, and that's with Miyamoto still deeply involved. Imagine what'll happen when the guard dogs retire, with people who have no respect or passion left for these franchises taking over.

You will live to see Mario say "trans rights". Maybe even as soon as PM:TTYD HD.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Nintendo right now is literally printing money with Pokemon

I cringe when people say this, because the quality of those games have been complete ass for quite some time.

Nintendo's other 1st party games are a bajillion times better than the curent state of Pokemon.

 

[RX-78]

See Disney resorted to the political bait because their TV programs and their films got really stale. Nintendo right now is literally printing money with Pokemon

I hate to be that guy but i must point out that nintendo owns less than a third of the pokemon ip, the rest is all a split between gamefreak and the pokemon company.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Good job OP. If I could rate Semper-fi, I would. Gotta love how trannies always self own themselves. You can not seperate being a fucking retard and being trans. These clowns are so good at ruining everything. As one Kiwi already said earlier in this thread. This whole Body Type A and Body Type B bullshit in order to cater to these disgusting freaks is the gayest thing to have ever happened in the history of gaming.

It should be noted that japan has had a very distinctive style of "trans representation" up until extremly recently
View attachment 5755844
View attachment 5755839
Basically if trans people think birdo was made to cheer on trans there probably as delusional as someone who thinks wearing a dress makes you a women. If it wasn't for the pixel count birdo would probably have a 5 o'clock shadow

That last picture is Puri Puri Prisoner from One Punch Man. Who isnt trans but gay. But with that said, your point is still valid. As Puri Puri Prisoner is a comedic relief and a walking sterotype from fags. A lot of gay guys have seethed about his character. As he is the only LGBT character in the anime. However, the character that has most people seethed was DarkShine. Who was a giant a nigger with big lips. It made a lot of blacks in the anime community call out One Punch Man for being racist. He is funny looking

Just look at dem lips. Overall Japan likes to make fun of fags, trannies and niggers.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This whole Body Type A and Body Type B bullshit in order to cater to these disgusting freaks is the gayest thing to have ever happened in the history of gaming.

Its prevalence is the most depressing shit ever, gaming is fucking raped by these gender cultists.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I cringe when people say this, because the quality of those games have been complete ass for quite some time.

Why do you cringe? It's definitely true. Sword & Shield was the second highest selling Pokemon game and Scarlet & Violet was the third highest selling Pokemon game. You can dislike something and still admit that it's successful.

No, it's because they got infiltrated by activists. Same thing happened with Nintendo already, except it's mostly limited to NoA for now.

Nintendo wouldn't risk everything they have to satisfy a tiny part of their consumers.

They may not see it that way. They let Hollywood girlboss Peach up already, and that's with Miyamoto still deeply involved. Imagine what'll happen when the guard dogs retire, with people who have no respect or passion left for these franchises taking over.

Do you watch Tim Pool? That beanie faggot made the same argument.

Mario movie is WOKE because Peach has agency over her own life and isn't Mario's slave. She also doesn't instantly submit to Mario even though she literally just met him.

You do realize there was a game for the DS where Peach saves Mario right? Yeah Peach is usually the damsel in distress but they've made like 500 Mario games. You gotta switch up the formula at some point.

Nintendo is very good at making money. Unless if all of Nintendo's executive team is replaced with Xbox-tier retards, then all of this is just doomsaying. And I don't understand why you'd expect that to happen. Do you want them to go to shit?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why do you cringe? It's definitely true

I never said it wasn't true.

It just reminds me of this

 

[Cat tit bingo]

That last picture is Puri Puri Prisoner from One Punch Man. Who isnt trans but gay. But with that said, your point is still valid. As Puri Puri Prisoner is a comedic relief and a walking sterotype from fags.

My mistake, it just that the five o'clock shadow is one of the most popular trans stereotype in japan, instead he just a gay prison rapist, much less offensive

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nintendo wouldn't risk everything they have to satisfy a tiny part of their consumers.

Again, that's your view, and I share it, but it may not be Nintendo's view. Regardless, I mean activists from within Nintendo.

Do you watch Tim Pool? That beanie faggot made the same argument.

I don't, he's a centrist. Even the right-wing guys I watch aren't right-wing enough, I wouldn't be able to stomach a fence-sitter like him. I've run into a few of his takes and it's a coin flip if they're any good. If he made the argument I did then at least he sees what could happen.

You do realize there was a game for the DS where Peach saves Mario right?

The one where she uses being a stereotypical overly emotional woman as her power, which was decried as sexist even during its time (which was significantly less woke)? That one? The one that perfectly contrasts with her Showtime game where half her powers are overtly masculine now? The one where her face was ditzy and cute, but now it's a smug girlbossy expression?

Peach is usually the damsel in distress but they've made like 500 Mario games. You gotta switch up the formula at some point

I regret ever complaining about that. I used to agree, but now we probably won't ever see a damsel-in-distress ever again in a new mainline game, not just by Nintendo but probably any company. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Nintendo is very good at making money. Unless if all of Nintendo's executive team is replaced with Xbox-tier retards, then all of this is just doomsaying. And I don't understand why you'd expect that to happen. Do you want them to go to shit?

It's called paying attention and being a realist. This is just the way things are trending, pretending otherwise is foolish. Look in the censorship thread, NoA is a scourge, and if you think they're not going to influence NoJ then you're delusional.

Nintendo is beginning to crack, they're holding out super well considering the circumstances, but there's a few bad signs.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

They won't be happy until Nintendo starts using their brand to sell HRT products.

Even then they wouldn't be happy. A troon could conquer the world and have the moon reshaped into a likeness of his face, and he'd still kill himself because it was only the moon and not Jupiter.

 

[Kier]

They let Hollywood girlboss Peach up already, and that's with Miyamoto still deeply involved.

The trailer framed it as far worse than it actually was. In the actual movie she's just about as capable as she has always been in the RPGs / Paper Mario. Playable character peach is a far more fun world than NPC "made cake" Peach anyhow.

The one where she uses being a stereotypical overly emotional woman as her power, which was decried as sexist even during its time (which was significantly less woke)? That one? The one that perfectly contrasts with her Showtime game where half her powers are overtly masculine now? The one where her face was ditzy and cute, but now it's a smug girlbossy expression?

Yeah, that game that sucked? 'Sexism' aside, nobody had anything else to say about it because was trash to play. It's marketing made crying helplessly into a power, and unless you are Lego Indiana Jones, that's pretty anti-fun. "I am capable and confident" is going to draw more eyes to a playable game than "I'm literally retarded" will. That's not going woke, it's not repeating an awful marketing mistake.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The trailer framed it as far worse than it actually was. In the actual movie she's just about as capable as she has always been in the RPGs / Paper Mario. Playable character peach is a far more fun world than NPC "made cake" Peach anyhow.

I admit it wasn't too bad by modern standards but it was still undesirable and a step in the wrong direction.

And the issue isn't just her capability, it's her characterization, role, and personality straying far from her established norms. I'll stress it could've been worse.

Playable Peach is fine but it's not a necessity in every Mario game. If they want that it's fine but have her as an unlockable character after saving her or something. I don't want to see her role permanently change.

Yeah, that game that sucked? 'Sexism' aside, nobody had anything else to say about it because was trash to play. It's marketing made crying helplessly into a power, and unless you are Lego Indiana Jones, that's pretty anti-fun. "I am capable and confident" is going to draw more eyes to a playable game than "I'm literally retarded" will. That's not going woke, it's not repeating an awful marketing mistake.

Idk what game you're talking about because SPP was very good and was well liked outside of SJWs whining. And you're taking the emotion powers too seriously, it was funny and creative.

 

[The Pulverizer]

The one that perfectly contrasts with her Showtime game where half her powers are overtly masculine now? The one where her face was ditzy and cute, but now it's a smug girlbossy expression?

Yeah overtly masculine powers like... cooking, being a mermaid (very masculine), and fucking martial arts. Not to mention that she can only fight because a star thing is helping her. Stop lowering your standards for woke shit so much. You'll drive yourself crazy.

I regret ever complaining about that. I used to agree, but now we probably won't ever see a damsel-in-distress ever again in a new mainline game, not just by Nintendo but probably any company.

Well acshually we will when TTYD remake comes out.

It's called paying attention and being a realist. This is just the way things are trending, pretending otherwise is foolish. Look in the censorship thread, NoA is a scourge, and if you think they're not going to influence NoJ then you're delusional.

Nintendo of America doesn't make the games. Historically they've had very little involvement with them. I need more than your good word to believe that Nintendo will give up a billion dollar franchise to satisfy a few retards.

What's more likely? Nintendo threatens their empire by submitting to a fickle political consensus that will change in a few years, or Nintendo continues to ignore politics and continues to focus on making money? If you're a realist, then why don't you accept the far more likely scenario?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yeah overtly masculine powers like... cooking, being a mermaid (very masculine), and fucking martial arts. Not to mention that she can only fight because a star thing is helping her. Stop lowering your standards for woke shit so much. You'll drive yourself crazy.

Right, when people think "feminine" they think a swordfighter dressed like a man and a detective dressed like a man. Ok buddy. I guess because there's a couple actually girly forms that banishes the rest to the shadow realm. It's obvious they're careful to not pigeonhole her as just a girly-girl like her typical showings pre-Mario film.

And I guess that me saying this shit isn't "too bad by modern standards" and "I'll stress it could've been worse" means I'm overreacting to the point of lunacy

I'm sorry you can't see what they're doing. The original Showtime boxart was even altered to toughen Peach's expressions up. These are objectively happening. You can observe these factual, documented changes. They're not huge but they do exist and are notable, but you can just insist they're not while Nintendo actively tweaks things in this direction, that's fine.

Well acshually we will when TTYD remake comes out.

Keyword in my post: "new".

Nintendo of America doesn't make the games. Historically they've had very little involvement with them.

Ok you can think they won't influence NoJ if you want to. That's pretty optimistic to think it'll stay that way, but fair enough.

I need more than your good word to believe that Nintendo will give up a billion dollar franchise to satisfy a few retards.

Pokemon did it and is still selling well, so I don't know why you're acting like they'd be throwing anything away. It probably wouldn't effect Nintendo's sales and would only improve their review scores if they sprinkled some more woke shit in.

You think Zelda would do any worse if they snuck in some pride shit? A dangerhair NPC who goes by "they/them" wouldn't make anyone bat an eye these days, especially since Zelda is known for eccentric characters, even anti-woke people would probably defend it. What's a few more niggers in Mario?

"Don't worry about the boiling water froggo, you'll drive yourself crazy!"

a fickle political consensus that will change in a few years

You actually believe this

 

[Scarthew]

Its the same as the poison situation where it was swapped for Americans either because of mistranslated generic pronouns being masculine or because they didn't want the player beating up a woman in america. Technically birdo has a voice in the GBA game where its a girl but that voice acting is embarassingly bad.

Except with poison they explicitly said hes a tranny because nobody could be offended beating up a tranny.

 

[The Pulverizer]

What's more likely? Nintendo threatens their empire by submitting to a fickle political consensus that will change in a few years, or Nintendo continues to ignore politics and continues to focus on making money? If you're a realist, then why don't you accept the far more likely scenario?

@SSj_Ness Why did you respond to everything but this?

Right, when people think "feminine" they think a swordfighter dressed like a man and a detective dressed like a man. Ok buddy. I guess because there's a couple actually girly forms that banishes the rest to the shadow realm. It's obvious they're careful to not pigeonhole her as just a girly-girl like her typical showings pre-Mario film.

You're reading into this way too much. The Peach game was literally made for little girls lmao. I don't think any of those girls will turn into lesbians because Peach turns into a swordfighter for a few levels. If they didn't have the cooking and mermaid costumes, then I could see your point. But who the hell cares if she's smug in the fucking cover? Is she supposed to be portrayed in the fetal position crying because there is no man that can help her?

You actually believe this

Yeah because Disney is doing great right now. The average person isn't tired of this woke shit at all. That's why Xitter is still predominantly liberal after Musk stopped banning people. There hasn't been a shift in trends recently.

Sony went back to publishing games instead of releasing first-party Cuckmann-esque movie trash. Xbox can't sell a single unit. It's not 2020 anymore. Yes, the Western devs and journos are still very gay. But the consumer is less open to the bullshit.

And even if we were still stuck in 2020. Are you seriously going to tell me that Nintendo, a company that's universally known for its family friendly brand, could make their insanely popular cartoon characters gay? Disney made that change and we've seen how well that turned out for them.

 

[Kier]

I suck dick for cock

You know, a little while back, I booted up Mario 3d World to play with my girlfriend and got to see her face light up when she saw Peach was actually playable. Being able to be cute cat princess instead of our usual "I guess yellow toad is fine" status quo really made the game for her, and by extention me. Several some odd years later I got to hand a similae controller to my younger cousin for Wonder. Without hesitation, that Peach should be fully playable in every 2D platformer, because it makes the people who are important to me happier than when she is not.

I can only pray you get to experience that one day.

Sorry to say, but family fun including women does more to counter troons than anything we say in this thread ever will. I see exactly what they are doing. I think it's cool.

 

[The Pulverizer]

You know, a little while back, I booted up Mario 3d World to play with my girlfriend and got to see her face light up when she saw Peach was actually playable. Being able to be cute cat princess instead of our usual "I guess yellow toad is fine" status quo really made the game for her, and by extention me. Several some odd years later I got to hand a similae controller to my younger cousin for Wonder. Without hesitation, that Peach should be fully playable in every 2D platformer, because it makes the people who are important to me happier than when she is not.

I can only pray you get to experience that one day.

Sorry to say, but family fun including women does more to counter troons than anything we say in this thread ever will. I see exactly what they are doing. I think it's cool.

Exactly. Not everything needs to be politicized. You can't say Nintendo is woke for offering simple options. Unless if they make a character in the next Mario movie that says, "My pronouns are she/they," then this whole thing is stupid.

At the end of the day Peach still looks like a woman and the Mario universe is still populated by White characters only.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You know, a little while back, I booted up Mario 3d World to play with my girlfriend and got to see her face light up when she saw Peach was actually playable.

Does she queef less when she's happy?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Exactly. Not everything needs to be politicized. You can't say Nintendo is woke for offering simple options. Unless if they make a character in the next Mario movie that says, "My pronouns are she/they," then this whole thing is stupid.

At the end of the day Peach still looks like a woman and the Mario universe is still populated by White characters only.

See how long that lasts. Just keep ignoring the warning signs I guess.

My little cousin trooned out help

I tried.