Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Speaking of which, its worth noting that in the Josiah calls I have been enjoying for the first time he smugly mentioned how he totally could just throw fiddy bucks at some "black hat hackers" to instantly dawx and take down ONA and possibly the farms as well but since he is a "law abiding citizen" he has to do things by the books
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Which call was that? I am fuzzy on the details of the calls, apart from #5 of course, which I have heard maybe 10 times now, b/c of playing it to people mostly.

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cryptic web chronicles really is some of the finest work to emerge from this whole... project.
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The latest was the best for me. I learnt a lot, including about how Fatty and Thiki both had court registered debts that they lied to the mole about (saying they’d already paid them) and then quickly and quietly paid the next day. Shows a lot about their lack of character. I hope Cryptic Web Chronicles does some more episodes.
 
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One of these days I have to make a Top 10 Civilians from the Patverse compilation.
 
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JJLiautaud said:
I dont get what causes these xeet rages of his, like what going on in hia personal life at that moment to cause him to child a hundred stalkers?
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He doesn't really have anything to do in his life except correcTTT aTalkers. And eat tons of niggeroni. And be a fat faggot with bitch tits, too.
 
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Pat's a real life tough guy because big men don't cry, and he clearly doesn't cry because holy fuck if he had the capacity to view his life from the outside he'd be a blubbering (pun intended) mess on the floor realizing how fucked up he made his life.

I think the only evidence he might have ever cried was his sullen and red(der) face on that podcast the day after he was suspended from Twitter
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Pat's a real life tough guy because big men don't cry, and he clearly doesn't cry because holy fuck if he had the capacity to view his life from the outside he'd be a blubbering (pun intended) mess on the floor realizing how fucked up he made his life.

I think the only evidence he might have ever cried was his sullen and red(der) face on that podcast the day after he was suspended from Twitter
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There are only two things that have ever made Pat cry. His own brilliance, and Avengers Endgame.
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Judge Holden said:
EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!
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No, stalker. Sleeping is for well adjusted people who are not compelled to maintain the correcTness of the record at any and all times and costs. Do you really expect me, a tooth-spoonfeeding, thin-but-tough guy, to let the general public think that the felonious impersonators of my toilet, correctly installed fence, and salted yard can freely slander my good name? This is why your life is already over. Enjoy REM sleep, child.
 
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fattick honestly believes at the core of his being that if doesn’t child the stalkers into prison every possible moment, it will be on his head if trump wins

A thing he would be well off being reminded at every time. He did not work hard enough against him before, and heaven help us if he fails again
 
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Associate Rick said:
You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Pookie i'm at work, you cant just post shit like this or else im gonna suddenly burst into autistic muttley laughs out of nowhere and everyones gonna think im going postal

Seriously this is like Buck Breaking all over again. Just have to look at this nigga and I genuinely find it difficult not to laugh
 
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Judge Holden said:
Not really relevant or important, but its fun to think of just what he might attempt should his masterplan to win in court against all his stalkerchilds and have them all publicly beheaded for their crimes against him not work out. I dont think any of us are ready for fat larping as a Super Haxxor
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That may be why he allied himself with Snackie. She could be his "black hat hacker" (he means her skills and is totally not referring to that fungus she calls hair.)
 
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Associate Rick said:
You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Fun fact, Pat was actually indicating the number of black men that had farted in his wife's vagina that morning, as he'd started having trouble keeping count. By repurposing that photo, he was able to save valuable time and meet that day's pepperoni-grinding quotient.
 
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An automatic clown said:
I'm pretty sure that the hog sister of Pats original lawyer (Brinton Resto). Her name is Betsy and she accused some nig of sexual assault or something. It's like a three year long court case, chronicled Here
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I forget her name but she’s some friend of Pat and Niki’s who goes to the bar with Pat when Niki is busy burying her face in other women’s buttholes.
 
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