Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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A part of me still feels bad. A small part. But the sheer amount of wake up calls, including from our own Dear Feeder, is fucking mental. He knows he should. He probably just doesn't want to at this point. He's all in.

Some internet people telling you stuff is not a wake up call. What do you expect? A permanently and often completely zoomed out guy living in a 24/7 loop of eating goyslop, doing drugs and gambling online with mostly internet money to listen to anons on the internet when they tell him to change his life while they also cheer on the monkey when he starts throwing shit and smashes stuff? Come on, now.

Everyone in his chat is as fake or on his discord as the money he pisses away. Every day dozens of new accounts show up with random names. Austin would not only have to break free for a moment from his little matrix but also have some real connection to random-name-#1725354 in his chat which he will never have bc all the people that are regulars in his chat or on his discord are in the end just a means to an end. The people in Austin's online world are like the people you meet everyday in public transport.

Austin's connection with his audience is the same we both have with each other. Ask yourself how much would you listen to me would I give you advice on your life. You know nothing about me and what you might know might be false bc I might have made shit up. And I assume your not 24/7 high while I know that I'm not either so this layer is completely missing here.

We can talk about Austing not picking up the phone when real life calls when he starts having serious health issues thanks to his constant drug use - which he sooner or later will have. When he had his first stroke and still keeps picking up the apple crack pipe we can call him a retard for not getting the wake up call.
Or when one of his parents or both of them are dead and his safety net breaks away - which will sooner or later happen too.
Random 1s and 0s on the internet won't have any impact on him and help him start getting his shit together.
 
Some internet people telling you stuff is not a wake up call. What do you expect? A permanently and often completely zoomed out guy living in a 24/7 loop of eating goyslop, doing drugs and gambling online with mostly internet money to listen to anons on the internet when they tell him to change his life while they also cheer on the monkey when he starts throwing shit and smashes stuff? Come on, now.

Everyone in his chat is as fake or on his discord as the money he pisses away. Every day dozens of new accounts show up with random names. Austin would not only have to break free for a moment from his little matrix but also have some real connection to random-name-#1725354 in his chat which he will never have bc all the people that are regulars in his chat or on his discord are in the end just a means to an end. The people in Austin's online world are like the people you meet everyday in public transport.

Austin's connection with his audience is the same we both have with each other. Ask yourself how much would you listen to me would I give you advice on your life. You know nothing about me and what you might know might be false bc I might have made shit up. And I assume your not 24/7 high while I know that I'm not either so this layer is completely missing here.

We can talk about Austing not picking up the phone when real life calls when he starts having serious health issues thanks to his constant drug use - which he sooner or later will have. When he had his first stroke and still keeps picking up the apple crack pipe we can call him a retard for not getting the wake up call.
Or when one of his parents or both of them are dead and his safety net breaks away - which will sooner or later happen too.
Random 1s and 0s on the internet won't have any impact on him and help him start getting his shit together.
I mean you're not wrong. He's still getting some solid advice though. I get ignoring the 1s and 0s, but you'd think it'd make him think just a little bit about his life with how many people are saying the same thing.
 
I mean you're not wrong. He's still getting some solid advice though. I get ignoring the 1s and 0s, but you'd think it'd make him think just a little bit about his life with how many people are saying the same thing.

The trait to pick up information from other people, look at it, picking up the helpful information and use it is not a trait common within people known as lolcows, fren.
 
I don't think these have been posted before, here is closeup shots of Austin's "metals".
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Beautiful pieces. Hope Austin doesn't take them out and taint them with crack.
The trait to pick up information from other people, look at it, picking up the helpful information and use it is not a trait common within people known as lolcows, fren.
Sadly true. I forget Austin is a cow sometimes because half the time I'm rooting for him. He's just so fun to watch lol.
 
Sadly true. I forget Austin is a cow sometimes because half the time I'm rooting for him. He's just so fun to watch lol.
I feel this. Helps to remind myself that he's a felon and he's where he is based on consequences of his own actions. Pity him, sure, but you get what you fuckin deserve and Austin is no exception.
 

BLYAT! NYET! YA POTYERYAL BCYE!!!
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He's been trying to get weed money all day, but despite getting juicer after juicer he just can't make himself withdraw and is getting extremely frustrated
He has enough active addictions that they can now duel each other for supremacy. Nice.
That door is never going on the hinges is it
The situation is so ironic. Samuel Beckett wishes he could write this shit.
 
Just had this video pop up in my recommended. I do not see it posted here so will post it.
Seems better than Kiwi Tapes video but still a bit too preachy.

 
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He will double or nothing it. If he wins why stop at 20 mil? Why not double it for 40? And why stop at 40? Why not 80?

He'll be caught in this loop until he eventually loses it all :lossmanjack:
Yeah true I can also see Kick not giving him a deal as they want to get streamers to switch over and Jack is already on there
 
One of the things that really strikes me, more than most things with Austin, is how incredibly euphoric he gets when he hits something big. I don't think I have ever felt what he feels for those 25 seconds after he hits a big bet and i've done heroin.
That's one of the biggest appeals of watching him, constant high energy reactions to wins, it makes him really entertaining no matter whether he's winning or losing.
 
Anyone else think Bossman will get a tens of millions worth Kick contract making his gambling losses totally irrelevant
Where does everyone get their information that they keep believing kick gives out deals. BMJ himself and chat also talk about it for some retarded reason.

Only 50 or so people on the entire platform have contracts. They only give them out to bigger streamers from other platforms. He's also never getting $16/hr wage that they've been promising for nearly a year.
 
He's also never getting $16/hr wage that they've been promising for nearly a year.
yeah that 16 an hour Partner program will be as close to a "deal" that Bossman could ever land
Kick also said theyre pretty much done giving out huge contracts
apparently after their deals hit the media, everybody was asking for 10-20-50 million dollar deals which soured most of their future negotiations
Andy Milonakis was one of them and he got rejected
he started donating thousands in subs to heaps of huge kick streamers with big deals and probably slid into their DMs
at some point he had an opportunity to ask for a deal and was rejected, this was his tweet shortly after
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One of the things that really strikes me, more than most things with Austin, is how incredibly euphoric he gets when he hits something big. I don't think I have ever felt what he feels for those 25 seconds after he hits a big bet and i've done heroin.
On the flip side he's frying his brain and that dragon will become harder to catch every time
 
yeah that 16 an hour Partner program will be as close to a "deal" that Bossman could ever land
Kick also said theyre pretty much done giving out huge contracts
apparently after their deals hit the media, everybody was asking for 10-20-50 million dollar deals which soured most of their future negotiations
Andy Milonakis was one of them and he got rejected
he started donating thousands in subs to heaps of huge kick streamers with big deals and probably slid into their DMs
at some point he had an opportunity to ask for a deal and was rejected, this was his tweet shortly after
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"People getting paid $20,000+ an hour to make stupid faces while playing Fortnite or Slot Machines" was not on my "Dystopian Future" bingo card ten years ago.
 
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