Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[lol cow supreme]

In case you missed it overnight, Bossman went on some sort of a heater or scored a big hit and was up nearly $7,000 overnight.
First a big score with a withdraw of $600 at a few minutes before midnight BMT, Bossman was immediately felted and had to redepo twice in rapid succession where he hit it BIG and had a $5,000 withdraw at about 1am BMT.
But in typically Bossman fashion he redepoed 2 FAT $420 depos back to back within 10 minutes and lost all of those. He did repay $1300 in debts, with a large $1000 payment to one individual. After that he spent the entire night re-depoing and losing the remainder of the money with the last of it gone at 7am BMT.

How did he come up with all this money? Were there rages? Great dances of joy? Is the door still alive? No one knows.

 

[WelperHelper99]

don't think he likes CS2. You can hear in his voice he's almost happy his chat won't be able to ask him to play it. I still think he seems more like an Apex guy, but I've not seen him play. This mainly stems from the fact that he can't grasp that moving in CS reduces your accuracy nor the attack/defence style

Patience is not the Bossman way. He needs to spray and pray, get those quick dopamine rush kills like CoD. No thinking, just blasting.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Austin doesn't understand the rules of Hi-Lo (they are on the screen, next to the card that was drawn) and he gets a little bit screamy at Hi-Lo for felting him. Fuck his life dude, fuck his life.

He's killing the head rub emoji? RIP.

Austin's currently on Monkey, and got BTFO'd by a Bri'ish gay nigger. He tries to save it by getting a bit based at the end, but take the L Austin.

He didn't know what else to do than just yell at the guy. That's how you know he was frustrated.

 

[Juhlonduss]

How did he come up with all this money?

He got juiced $50 and ran it up through various means, with Hi-Lo squirting hard for our boy

Were there rages?

Not really, no. Maybe a headslap or two.

Great dances of joy?

There were a few dances, yes.

Is the door still alive?

Yes, the new wallhole cover is still intact, and still not functionally a door.

Here's a link to the vod, it's a two hour stream and the entire run up and loss is included. Bossman ended the stream with $200 left in his LTC wallet, and lost it in $50 increments over the next 15 minutes offstream. It's a good watch, he's in high energy crack mode, not the slothmanjack bong mode we've seen recently.

 

[Kees H]

Here's the irrefutable proof that Jersh is secretly Eddie, and fucking all of Bossmans RTP on Pragmatic slots. Evil, evil Jersh and his boys.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

@Kees H "Pog as a bitch!"

Spoiler: SoymanJack

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Austin would've been a good corpse actor for The Ring movies

 

[Kees H]

Bossman is going through "his worth mental health", and he wants to die, after getting felted on Hi-Lo. His mic keeps cutting in and out as well.

Spoiler: Full screen

 

[Janny Jewsh]

"I lost it all..."
@Blackstar

 

[Kees H]

His mic is so fucked . Volume warning for tard screaming, he just keeps yapping and doesn't notice his chat mentioning his mic is fucked for half a minute.

Spoiler: Full screen

EDIT: Fuck my life bro, I am serious bro. Fuck my life.

Spoiler: Full screen

Hi-Lo is the most rigged shit, bro.

Spoiler: Full screen

Latest Stake stats:



Reminder, Austin only gambles with RAW, FUCKING, MONEY.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

30 seconds later (really, I timed it):

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[Kees H]

Austin gets "violated" by Stake. A Stake consent accident?

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don't get Hilo. Does Austin just not understand it at all (I don't either to be fair) or is it even more of a money sink than the usuals?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I don't get Hilo. Does Austin just not understand it at all (I don't either to be fair) or is it even more of a money sink than the usuals?

I've come around on this game. It's a little bit better than the other games as it has more room for player influence. I used to hate it but I appreciate Austin slowly building up balance with careful $10 and $50 plays just to abandon all discipline and start laying down $100 to $400 a pop and losing thousands in seconds.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

I don't get Hilo. Does Austin just not understand it at all (I don't either to be fair) or is it even more of a money sink than the usuals?

Hilo is basically "high low", basically the casino shows a card. You say if the next card drawn out of a deck will be higher or lower. If you are correct, you get paid out a multiplier based on the odds of the guess (so if its a 7 you can guess high or low and its about 50 50 odds so you'd get about double either way, if its an ace and you guess lower and you're right the payout is very high but the odds are very low). On top of this, there is a stacking multiplier effect, where if you win you can either cashout your win, or continue to play games, with each successive win stacking the multiplier of your original bet.

 

[SandyCat]

This shit is so AI generated that it is using an AI generated image of Austin from the Bossman SDXL Lora: https://civitai.com/images/3492774

I don't know why but the existence of a Bossman Jack lora is the funniest shit to me

Now I'm tempted to dust off stablediffusion

 

[Kees H]

Thirty fucking five. Thank you chatter for the free cash frfr no cap ong.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

FUUUUCK YOOOUUUUU

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Austin also wants you to know he hates his life and he will stop streaming. He's also questioning how many thous the casino wants from him this week.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

violence bros, we're back

Chair broken

He's been trying to get weed money all day, but despite getting juicer after juicer he just can't make himself withdraw and is getting extremely frustrated

 

[internet friend]

violence bros, we're back
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That was dangerously close to the door. It may not live long enough to be mounted

 

[Averagest Redditor]

If Austin's mom is so fucking great then why hasn't she cleaned his bong? Look at the state of that thing. Unbelievable!

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman got close to breaking something. The bong is shaking in fear