Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[soft breathing]

BUT - i need to ask - what the fuck is this wet semen/black mould on Asmongold's Mario curtain?

Given that he's wiping blood on the wall instead of using tissues... - I can imagine that he 'spits' blood into the curtain/blanket if it's too much to just wipe on the wall. It looks like stains/moisture have been 'building up' from the bottom of that nasty thing. I hope I'm wrong though.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

hasan can afford to just stop streaming. most cannot smartypants

Most can likely afford to go get a better job however that is not as taxing.

Lots of people are just stubborn.

 

[0FEE FIVE FOUR FOME0]

Fucker is the son of a high class political leader with billions in the bank whining about "social battery".

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'd like to see him work as an unloader for Wal-Mart or any other retailer. Most of the time there's no climate control, so the weather outside is what you get to experience in the truck, and you're on a strict time table to get shit out and sorted. Is it 100F+ out because you're in SoCal? Don't fucking care, get it unloaded, MOVE FASTER! He'd lose his fucking mind.

He'd actually have to lift real weights and not just hit a punching bag like a pussy. Hasan would die from the strain of having to actually use his body for more than moving a mouse.

 

[Safir]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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I'm a real 4th generation Communist and I agree (I've posted a similar opinion recently).

There are jobs where you don't have time to think. Normie Twitch is one of them.
To get paid by Youtube, you need to stream like every three days or so.
To get paid by Twitch (as a normie -- I don't know who Hasan Piker is, but from the Feature he's a corrupt fuck) you need to stream daily. No time for self-improvement. No time to even prepare to stream, like research or whatnot. Only utter subhuman trash would watch spend simulacrums of their lives watching an unprepared guy fuck around.

Suppose you get compensated enough to lead a comfortable upper-middle-class life but you can't save and you have to stream 8 hours a day. What would you do? You'd want to cook food. You'd want to go places. You'd want to think about things. But noooo, gotta stream. A lot of white-collar, and some blue-collar workers are lucky in that they're often free to think. A streamer isn't. I write serializers for a living, which isn't all that exciting, but at any moment I can get up, make some tea, ogle my waifu, do a set on the rowing machine, look up some shit on the interwebs, laugh at fresh rotten amholes on the Farms, go to the post office, and sometimes I do just because I can. A streamer can't, he's got vyoowers, he's got to engayge with the audience.

TL;DR just because the "job" produces negative value and everyone who does it needs to be sent to the camps doesn't mean it's not also hard.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Total streamer/youtuber/internet faggot death when?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

A streamer can't, he's got vyoowers, he's got to engayge with the audience.

Heck if a streamer so much as steps off stream for a second without telling people why everyone thinks something is criticaly wrong, heaven forbid not streaming for a day or two. And don’t even get me started on taking an unannounced break. Streamer might as well be dead.

 

[The Pulverizer]

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[luigismanslave]

I'm a real 4th generation Communist and I agree (I've posted a similar opinion recently).

There are jobs where you don't have time to think. Normie Twitch is one of them.
To get paid by Youtube, you need to stream like every three days or so.
To get paid by Twitch (as a normie -- I don't know who Hasan Piker is, but from the Feature he's a corrupt fuck) you need to stream daily. No time for self-improvement. No time to even prepare to stream, like research or whatnot. Only utter subhuman trash would watch spend simulacrums of their lives watching an unprepared guy fuck around.

Suppose you get compensated enough to lead a comfortable upper-middle-class life but you can't save and you have to stream 8 hours a day. What would you do? You'd want to cook food. You'd want to go places. You'd want to think about things. But noooo, gotta stream. A lot of white-collar, and some blue-collar workers are lucky in that they're often free to think. A streamer isn't. I write serializers for a living, which isn't all that exciting, but at any moment I can get up, make some tea, ogle my waifu, do a set on the rowing machine, look up some shit on the interwebs, laugh at fresh rotten amholes on the Farms, go to the post office, and sometimes I do just because I can. A streamer can't, he's got vyoowers, he's got to engayge with the audience.

TL;DR just because the "job" produces negative value and everyone who does it needs to be sent to the camps doesn't mean it's not also hard.

he lives in a 3 million dollar mansion and makes thousands a stream, he could never stream again and be fine

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Socially draining? Retail and fast food niggas have to deal with shit you wouldn't believe.

Reminds me of the one service job I had, I actually enjoyed dealing with all the insane people who would come in - it was sort of like an IRL KF.
The problem was always the management, at low level jobs the middle management is usually some 30 year old that got stuck at that level because they are effectively incompetent. No one else would stick around if they were good at managing.

As a result you have some of the most vulnerable people in the workforce - low skilled kids, or people incapable of developing new skills - being managed by idiots and predators...

I won't say what I do now, but suffice it to say on paper this should be a more stressful job than that - but it isn't. I have never been more stressed in my life that going to that shit tip. Hasan has no fucking clue what he is talking about.

 

[Kheapathic]

A streamer can't, he's got vyoowers, he's got to engayge with the audience.

There are many ways to "engage with the audience." Part of Twitch's IRL section is health/fitness, and while they're few in number, there are some dudes there doing home gym stuff, it's not just e-girls doing hot yoga. People also do cooking streams, muk bangs, programming, and a whole host of other things to "engage" with the audience. Hasan just sits at his desk and spergs about politics and watches whatever his viewers submit for him to watch. He could do something else besides sit on his ass and espouse the doctrine of eating the rich to "engage with the audience."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Most can likely afford to go get a better job however that is not as taxing.

Lots of people are just stubborn.

lol “just get a better job”

easier said than done

 

[AssignedEva]

this nigga could take 4 months off to vacation in italy and still be set for life

Hasan bought a $200k Porsche, has a $3mil mansion and routinely spends thousands and thousands of dollars on Gucci clothes and accessories while taking intercontinental holidays. His net worth is estimated at around $7mil - we know from the Twitch data breach that he earned about $2.8mil 2019- 2021 just off streaming, plus he gets thousands of dollars every month from his YouTube clips channels and he gets a slice of that $60k a month the Fear& Podcast gets off Patreon. He will also one day get a decent inheritance from his family, although I'm sure it pales in comparison to how much he's raking in.

If he had half an ounce of sense (which, given it's Hasan, it's unlikely) he could hire a financial advisor to invest large amounts of money and live off the dividends. Even if he didn't have that sense, he could liquidate his assets today, downsize and then stop working while "subsisting" on $140k a year (almost double the median salary in California) for the next 50 years. But in Hasan's book he wouldn't be set for life, because in that scenario he doesn't get to buy Porsches and Gucci. He's never experienced financial hardship in his life, but to him having to have a monthly budget and watch his spending (maybe while he was at university, or as he was working on Young Turks in the job his uncle got him) probably felt like being in financial hardship because he grew up spoiled. So from his perspective he can't stop streaming, because he'd go back to "being poor". I legitimately think that's how Hasan views the situation, because he has no idea what being poor is like and think it just means "I have to actually think about my spending".

 

[cybertoaster]

I cannot comprehend how people are able to live like this.

Specially when he's making that kind of money, he could renovate the whole house, hell he could even move to a better house since if his family was that poor they couldn't fix a lamp its probably a shithole in a bad neighborhood.

On a side note I've noticed this a lot on poor people who start making good money, knew this dev guy who also came from a dirt poor family and he got into a FAANG and started making like $250k a year before the inflation when it was really good money. And yet I paid him a visit and he was still living like a poor guy, eating bad cheap stuff, wearing clothes from walmart and thrift stores, and still driving a 25yo shitbox car. Managed to convince him to at least eat better since he was thin as a rail but had all kinds of health issues because he ate processed crap his entire life.

he just gets showered in money for being an annoying little nepobaby with the “correct” opinions.

It helps that he's not a bald fat guy, dude got tons of trannies simping for him which is kinda gross but tranny money is still money...

Something like that if you’ve hot an engagged audiance on twitch.

By which you mean just watching or sending tips/donations? are we talking just ads here or them paying actual money?

He used to be very good at WoW and make guides for it.

Well shit, I never been particularly good in any online game, like "look at this dude's K/D". Was pretty good with game lore stuff back when I was a teen, could've gone with that but frankly I don't want to be known for being an autist online. One thing is talking about the forerunners on a halo forum, another making 60 videos about it with my face on it.

Then again we live in a shameless age, this is nothing compared to how some people debase themselves for views...

Sometimes. Depends if the original creators care. Most don’t so people can honestly just make a nice side proffit off of other people. Most clip channels link the original videos so the original creators by and large just view it as free advertisement and let them do what they do.

Curious given how greedy these guys are, just how much editing they have to do for it to be considered fair use and not demonetized?

My point was, you don’t have to spend many days working to produce a video or multiple videos.

I know, I can see it, all these guys do is sit and watch shit online while providing the bare minimum amount of commentary, its embarrassing how little they care about actually be entertaining at all. These idiots would get booed out of the shittiest inprov club.

People have always cared about the entertainment or value in the content over production values.

Dunno, used to be that if a youtuber looked too shitty people didn't take the channel too seriously, I mean that's the impression I got. Plus you got all this flex culture now, I think a big part of hasanroach's appeal is that.

On the other hand looking at asmon it seems the entertainment, value in the content and production values are all irrelevant, dude isn't even good looking either.

 

[Balr0g]

I’ve been kicking that idea around my head occasionally over the last couple weeks. Hasan is basically the breadtube/tankie version of DSP, only he actually makes money.

He is just teeming with that same “I did nothing wrong, I did everything right, it’s always someone else who screws me over, it’s never my fault” attitude. Only this faggot doesn’t have to beg for donations or paid subs, he just gets showered in money for being an annoying little nepobaby with the “correct” opinions.

I often think that many of the younger generation of "khantent creators" actually watched DSP and got their ideas from him. and we now see the result. Pediepie was actually a hard worker who implemented new ideas and also was funny and creative and he watched DSP too. But this roach took only the worst ideas

 

[Punished Puck]

You heckin chuds just don't understand the soul soulcrushing, spirit draining, back breaking, slog that it is to click other people's youtube videos and order uber eats

 

[Kheapathic]

If he had half an ounce of sense (which, given it's Hasan, it's unlikely) he could hire a financial advisor to invest large amounts of money and live off the dividends. Even if he didn't have that sense, he could liquidate his assets today, downsize and then stop working while "subsisting" on $140k a year (almost double the median salary in California) for the next 50 years. But in Hasan's book he wouldn't be set for life, because in that scenario he doesn't get to buy Porsches and Gucci. He's never experienced financial hardship in his life, but to him having to have a monthly budget and watch his spending (maybe while he was at university, or as he was working on Young Turks in the job his uncle got him) probably felt like being in financial hardship because he grew up spoiled. So from his perspective he can't stop streaming, because he'd go back to "being poor". I legitimately think that's how Hasan views the situation, because he has no idea what being poor is like and think it just means "I have to actually think about my spending".

Being "poor" and I hate saying this, but he also loses social clout; he'd be just another Mystery Meat American driving around Southern California if he were to retire and just live off investments. But as long as he does this, he's Hasan Abi Piker, notable Twitch Streamer, Influencer, Political Activist and whatever else he might want to be called. I'm not gonna say he's chained to his "job," but he'd lose all social standing if he were to quit, and seeing how he behaves like a fucking spurned woman at times, I'm sure that'd do more damage than the financial loss.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I have no idea how rich Hasan is, but let's just take into account his big ass house. Obviously throwing money at a charity won't do jack shit and its unknown how much Hasan can influence the political machinations through bribary(Though I doubt he really has bribe money)

My question is, why doesn't he have a bunch of kids and have his entire family and extended family and friend-group living with him? That is his social circle and the sphere closest to him. It just seems as if he just fully relishes his luxury lifestyle and has minimal concern for those closest to him.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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If I had a dollar for every time Hasan was being a complete asshole, I would be KiwiFarms' own Warren Buffet.

 

[Cheeseknife]

You heckin chuds just don't understand the soul soulcrushing, spirit draining, back breaking, slog that it is to click other people's youtube videos and order uber eats

Hasan has done the maths on this: