Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[marvlouslie]

Imagine willingly paying Twitter money. LOL.

 

[Cheeseknife]

"Sure, if you're like a massive egoist who needs to be worshipped, dealing with a large group of people, yeah it will fuck you up and drain your battery immediately"
-Harmful Opinions

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm not gonna say he's chained to his "job," but he'd lose all social standing if he were to quit, and seeing how he behaves like a fucking spurned woman at times, I'm sure that'd do more damage than the financial loss.

Yet it's exactly that which he claims is so tiring and difficult.

The fact is he's just an attention whore. He's a 32 year old NEET that won the lottery of life, and he still complains about his piss easy job which involves morons throwing money at him, while getting praised all day.

There's something seriously fucking wrong with the guy, the way he reacts to even the slightest attempt to get a rise out of him isn't what a normal person of his age and background would act. That seething Turkish anger pulses through his veins much like Uncle.

 

[cybertoaster]

Sending tips snd donos. Short while after that they’ll start putting ads. But mostly donos.

Yeah see that's the problem, for all the talk about parasocial relantionships these fucks know that without those they would get no money, its only losers who think streamers are their friends who actually go and tip them all the time.

I think the reason hasanroach went from doing PUA shit to champagne lefty is because he noticed commie kids are mostly rich kids from the 'burbs playing with dad's credit card so its more profitable than appealing to broke incels.

And that’s what stops a lot of people. Everything about you and your family will be found out and made publicly, assuming you don’t make it so yourself, and you will be fucked with constantly. Most streamers and normsl people underestimate the level if shit they have to deal with.

Yep, I wonder if being a vtuber could be an alternative but I haven't seen any successful one that isn't a coombait anime girl or some weirdo furry.

Then again I haven't been looking much into that genre.

Surprisingly they don’t have to edit the clip much. Platforms have got way less trigger happy over hitting them.

Interesting, I take its not the same with old media clips like tv series and movies is it?

So now low production value comes across as real and not fake, because majority of the time it is an indicator of realness.

Agreed.

Tech niggas

What's tech about this fucker? he's not a dev, he probably can't even change a lightbulb.

 

[Devout Muslim]

I want to preface this by saying I have never been a streamer. However, my 9-5 in IT requires me to interface with people maybe 15% of my time. A streamer literally has to be at least mildly interesting the entire 8 hours. That does seem harder. I could be wrong, but at least in my job if I'm stuck the whole eight hours i'd rather have the downtime while waiting for the computer to do stuff.

IT work isn’t exactly hard that’s why so many Indians do it.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Yep, I wonder if being a vtuber could be an alternative but I haven't seen any successful ones that isn't a coombait anime girl or some weirdo furry.

No. The internet is full of autists and you will be found and fucked with.

Interesting, I take its not the same with old media clips like tv series and movies is it?

Correct.

 

[Cheeseknife]

After the soul drains, where does it go?
I found the answer:

 

[Jew-ish]

This is going to age like a fine lolcow wine.

 

[CT 05]

You didn't show the best part: The "I wipe blood (and potentially shit) on my wall because I'm a special boy and can't use tissues" wall next to his bed.

It's crazy how low e-sluts will go for internet popularity. I can't remember the girl's name, but could you imagine sleeping in that house? makes your skin crawl or what.

 

[spacko]

i dont think anyone's posted this vintage clip yet

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I can at least see most streaming as a hell of a social drain. Imagine having to trudge around every single feeling and try to capture the widest net possible for the most normie of audiences, Most of which WILL be children. You are always one no-no word away from being shit on and paraded around, then you gotta wallow on your knees and say Im SO SOWWY to a mass of fucking retards who couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel. A few years from now, the ministry of truth which is run by trannies and enforced by 14 year olds on twitter will present new bad words and ideals, and if your espoused those at all now you gotta grovel for that, too!

Streaming doesn't seem hard that is for sure, but for the millions some of these asshats get I would expect them to chart out business plans for each individual stream, yet you can see when they get lazy and say stupid shit....like now. Imagine being Vaush or Hassan, the pet retards to their respective crowds. You get millions to jingle your jester hat. It is not difficult, but it is plain at least to me to see why they'd start hating it. Still, at the end of the day all you have to do when you have your user base is mutter a few of the most lukewarm takes you can muster about whatever, maybe watch a few videos for the crowd, all while doing your funny little jester dance and jingling your bells.

Null manages to make antagonizing his audience over fucking cheese and anime actually funny, somehow. I remember him comparing his audience to cats rather than loyal dogs, and damn if that ain't true. I'm positive he caught flak for allowing that one guy to advertise his thread in the happenings, despite the fact that I remain convinced Null did it knowing it would doom that thread and people would dogpile that guy.

Even if i hated Null i would still admire his intestinal fortitude, hasans fans wouldnt to him and thats the difference

 

[Cheeseknife]

i dont think anyone's posted this vintage clip yet

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[Kheapathic]

It's crazy how low e-sluts will go for internet popularity. I can't remember the girl's name, but could you imagine sleeping in that house? makes your skin crawl or what.

Pink Sparkles, it was obvious she was using him for clout. I'm not model, but Asmon was punching way above his level with her.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I can smell the filth and rot through the screen. This is fucking disgusting, he's an adult right? How can someone allow themselves to live in such filth?

Streamer might as well be dead.

Good.

 

[Kheapathic]

How can someone allow themselves to live in such filth?

Not serious, but seeing how every other member of OTK seems to have a been a sex pest / menace some time in the past; I'd like to think he makes himself as unpleasant to look at as possible to keep girls away and thus prevent accusations. Now I know this is bullshit, as he dated Pink Sparkles for a moment and then brought that Asian girl over, but I think it'd be funny if he was bum maxing to keep girls away like a proper gamer autist.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

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I know it smells crazy in there, I don’t put it past these types of guys to have those empty cups full of piss. DISGUSTANG.

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Oh piss off Hassan Piker. The grifter born from an extremely wealthy political family from Turkey.
The multi millionaire nepo baby that lives in a gated community in LA, that plays videos to his stream while he stuffs his face and gives his “hot political take” that encourages open borders which are a nightmare to the people that actually have to contribute to society and pay taxes so illegal immigrants can get benefits while US Citizens that are single mothers, parents, taxpayers, Veterans denied aide, sick and disabled people and/or unable to afford basic healthcare, food, and shelter. (Because they’re not black/illegal. It’s the truth if your a burger).
Is ACAB until he’s challenged by the candyman, and encourages communism and advocates for the dissimilation of our first amendment.
He makes me so MATI and is literally contributing nothing to society.
I couldn’t picture him being able to change a car tire.
He makes me MATI. I refuse to believe anyone would ever think he’s serious about his grift.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Upper-middle class socialist types look their noses down on people without degrees. If you decide to become a mechanic straight out of school instead of getting a degree in Sociology, you're 'uneducated'.

Despite what most of them will say, this is their view. Lenin had the same view, hence the 'Vanguard Party' idea.

 

[Savage Randy]

Irene and 22 others said some shit...​

People who think Starship Troopers is fascist [clip]

So deep Bro! You're so much better than the shitfucks you're trying to critique. Three paragraphs of nothing. AND GJ making the post so long winded it's un-replyable in the forums.

[edit] the short and quick of what you wanted to say is. "I have thoughts that THOUSANDS of other people have thought before." nice, do it in less text next time.

[edit 2] what the fuck rabbit hole nonsense are you going down from the OP to get to this?

Fucking Starship Troopers analogy? seriously? Verhoeven wasn't subtle dickhead.

 

[LongDayAgain]

He could do a two hour stream twice a week and still be set for life.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He could do a two hour stream twice a week and still be set for life.

Legitimate question, what does he spend his money on? His multimillion dollar house is probably already paid off and he's not fat enough to be using it all on Uber Eats. I don't think he has friends to go out with to blow it on, so maybe it's going up his nose?