Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.6%

  • Total voters
    360
I just spent several hours talking to this woman about masturbation and sex because I DIDN'T want to fuck her. Whatever you say captain autismo.
Yeah dipshit, because he was fucking with her. By your logic, everytime people talk about sex it's because they want to secretly fuck.
She was drunk and he was having fun embarrassing her. How the fuck can you not see that?
 
The only thing about the Faran leak is Nick framed it as Kayla wanting to swing. I think it's more likely that Nick wanted to swing, was attracted to Faran, and thought if he told her it was his wife's idea she'd be more open to it.
One again I could agree with this in a vacuum where this is the only information we have, but you also have to take "The worst day of my life." into account and what little information he gave about it. What little we know is that whatever it was hit him hard, and that he took a couple or a few weeks to make decision. What that was is only speculation, but matches with his "Kayla wants to swing" claim that he made to Faran in this time frame. Last but not least you have "I will be us" something super meaningful to him and Kayla. The pieces fit even with Nicks propensity for lying. From the Faran leaks we get the impression that he was seeking advice from her about it, not prepositioning her about it. This also tracks with his attitude in those first few weeks after the worst day. Nick is scum, if I'm right he still chose to swing as well, he is just as culpable. Given Kayla's history before all this especially her saved playlists on youtube that got merced, it paints this picture.
 
Rekieta reading this thread:
Hmmm, Jack Nicholson and a rat are arguing if I wanted to fuck Faran? Phew, that ain't too bad, am glad that's the worst they can come up with
Rekieta reaching this exact post I am now typing where I recklessly speculate that he bought balldo because Kayla wants to be pumped by Mr Skunk, without an ounce of knowledge of how skunks' weewee works or looks like :
oh fuck they know

(edit:don't ban me pls, Juju the cow is a thing after all)
 
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think the distinction I would make is that the end result of Nick's spiral (absent moral development in advance) is more 'inevitable' than 'consequential'. By not choosing to deal with his long-term personality issues years ago, Nick doomed himself to failure when success knocked. He did not break under stresses; he was already compromised.
This I can agree with 100%
 
I've seen info that he was a software engineer at Cray. Not VP or director. There were ways he could have made a pile of money from being at Cray at the right time, but I never got the impression that he was a director or VP. He doesn't seem the type. But I could be wrong.
Cray was bought by Silicon Graphics back in 1996, which was right at the zenith of their cocaine powered infinite dotcom money madness (little things like giving EVERYONE a $1,100 custom engraved Tag Heuer watch as a yearly bonus and holding massively decadent tech bro parties that'd make Playboy blush) and they gave utterly obscene raises to all ex-Cray engineers as an incentive to jump onboard. Was Balldad at Cray around that time?
 
I never once thought of it as Nick saying Kayla wanted to swing with Faran. Possible but I don't think so.
I can't see how you can watch the last hour or so of the stream without struggling to come to any other conclusion to be honest.

Anyone who thinks Faran wasn’t equally complicit in that drunk stream is absolutely bonkers to me
She was probably complicit to begin with in terms of being drunk on stream but from the later parts of the stream I skimmed through I remember her being visibly uncomfortable by the end when Nick was forcing his creepy sex stories into the conversation and Mr. Social Cues didn't notice or didn't care.

I was hoping Faran would;d clarify what went on and also whether Nick wrote that stupid statement she posted after the DMs leaked but she decided to spill her spaghetti all over the thread instead.

Off topic. But I'm trying to get catch up on Nick's downfall.
What page number would you suggest I start with? When did the downward spiral begin?
Nick described the thread beginning to piss him off around page 950. That's around late November 2022 IIRC.

A couple weeks before that was when the pictures Nick and Kayla had posted to Locals got leaked and the thread was moved. Not sure when that was, maybe 50-100 pages before.

I would argue the latest date for the "downward spiral" beginning would be the "Worst Day" saga in June 2022, when Nick started drinking more and inserting weird sex talk into his show. Checking now, that's around the 500s.

That's around 45,000 to 55,000 posts you'd have to catch up on. I'd wait for the new OP.
 
And yeah, he did act personally offended that overweight parents, especially mothers, would dare to wear swimsuits & take their kids to a swim park.
Oh no, people spending time with their kids having a body, what horror. Truly the disgusting one is Nick who thinks to judge those people who are probably much happier and better parents than he is.
If you believe Nick wanted to fuck Faran, at that time, then that means you believe his professed hatred of fat people is a lie.
Listen, I have seen this time and time again in life, the dudes who fat shame most vocally are the ones who want to fuck the fat chicks.
I have seen dudes who’s girl is a perfect, skinny blonde blue eyed babe cheat on said babe with someone 100pounds heavier. They just hate the imagine of being seen with a fat woman out in public because, oh what horror, to his imagine. As if secretly wanting your partner to be diffrent/cheating on them isn’t a much bigger shame.
Also, seeing your father fat shame people constantly and not eating is a great way how to give your kids an eating disorder, especially when they are teenagers who are generally going through changes and have weird body changes happening. That’s how you make your kid into a crazy person obsessed with their looks, rather than a healthy, well adjusted adult.
 
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