Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2, and how desperate transsexuals are for a LGBT Mario character - Why you should call Birdo a "he" from now on to make Mario Wiki users join the 41%

Whoever told you that severely mangled the story. The core characters were created by a Japanese tv network for a summer promotion. They commissioned Nintendo to make a game around it. Nintendo did so, fully intent on later inserting another IP into it. They did that for the foreign release and then went back and did a re-release in Japam as SMB USA edition as soon as the non-compete lapsed.
Why did they make SMB2 so hard though?
 
Why did they make SMB2 so hard though?
The JP one? It was meant to be for expert players who had attained full mastery of SMB 1. Remember, this is early in the history of games and consoles. It wasn't neccissarily the default that a sequel would be more of the same but also welcome new players. Lots of games, including most internal Nintendo stuff, radically changed from one game to the next (compare DK to DK Jr. to DK 3 to Mario Bros. to Super Mario Bros.) In that sense you should think of 2 JP as being an expansion pack that didn't require the core game to run.
 
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The JP one? It was meant to be for expert players who had attained full mastery of SMB 1. Remember, this is early in the history of games and consoles. It wasn't neccissarily the default that a sequel would be more of the same but also welcome new players. Lots of games, including most internal Nintendo stuff, radically changed from one game to the next (compare DK to DK Jr. to DK 3 to Mario Bros. to Super Mario Bros.) In that sense you should think of 2 JP as being an expansion pack that didn't require the core game to run.
What does Nintendo consider the real Super Mario Bros. 2? Is it the American version or the Japanese version?
 
They didn't even let fucking Pikmin HD go unscathed.

I've been shitting on you, but genuine question. What did they change in the Pikmin re-releases because I could not find anything different other than product placement being removed in Pikmin 2 (probably legal problems).

I'm gonna be honest though, I can't say I really think changing 'airhead' to 'clunkhead' does... anything to the game, let alone ruin it. Removing the N is pretty absurd, but also funny because well, You, I and everyone else in this threat *were* absolutely going to add igger to it.
 
FWIW, stuff like sword-fighter or shadow-thief is straight out of Cutie Honey. Sorry you don't know about, care about or like Japanese culture, @SSj_Ness.
Is that an anime?

I've been shitting on you, but genuine question. What did they change in the Pikmin re-releases because I could not find anything different other than product placement being removed in Pikmin 2 (probably legal problems).
They replaced some gender related stuff, biggest thing being like a symbol of a groom & bride with genderless wedding bands instead. God forbid we reinforce the harmful notion that marriage is between a man and a woman. I think they also obscured/removed some general gendered terms.

I'm gonna be honest though, I can't say I really think changing 'airhead' to 'clunkhead' does... anything to the game, let alone ruin it. Removing the N is pretty absurd, but also funny because well, You, I and everyone else in this threat *were* absolutely going to add igger to it.
The airhead to clunkhead thing just shows they're not being faithful to the original localization and so we can probably expect other changes, most notably Vivian.
 
I always despised Birdo. His voice sounds like a broken trumpet, the bow looks stupid especially from the back, the mouth is questionable and the worst part is that he is a backstabber. Anyone who has played Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga knows what I'm talking about.
 
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They replaced some gender related stuff, biggest thing being like a symbol of a groom & bride with genderless wedding bands instead. God forbid we reinforce the harmful notion that marriage is between a man and a woman. I think they also obscured/removed some general gendered terms.
They neutered an already G-Rated joke about aphrodisiacs too, off the top of my head. Shit sucks, man.
 
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You see multiple different coloured Birdos in the crowds of sports and racing games,
So does that make the entire species trans or is it just the pink one?
 
They neutered an already G-Rated joke about aphrodisiacs too, off the top of my head. Shit sucks, man.
That's pretty dumb but at least more defensible. This attack on gender and heterosexuality is inexcusable.

Could you link to this?
Here is an article about it. If you meant the thread itself, here.

Oddly, although the type of censorship I mentioned is present there, I could have sworn it was not rings but instead wedding bands or something like that. Maybe I'm thinking of a different Nintendo rerelease with very similar issues...
 
Nintendo wouldn't risk everything they have to satisfy a tiny part of their consumers.
"Sony wouldn't risk everything they have to satisfy a tiny part of their consumers"

And lo and behold the gaming division is basically under the control of faggots from California.
It's called paying attention and being a realist. This is just the way things are trending, pretending otherwise is foolish. Look in the censorship thread, NoA is a scourge, and if you think they're not going to influence NoJ then you're delusional.
Sadly, this. It doesn't happen suddenly in a single swoop. It's a slow trend. Nintendo thankfully is more stubborn than most, but if enough faggots tell you that you need X to appeal to a global market and you don't get punished by it, you keep doing it more and more till an invisible tipping point is hit. It's how the fucking body type A and B thing started.

You can course correct of course, and it's a lot easier to course correct today than 4 years ago, but it requires swift action (sack everybody from NoA).
The trailer framed it as far worse than it actually was. In the actual movie she's just about as capable as she has always been in the RPGs / Paper Mario. Playable character peach is a far more fun world than NPC "made cake" Peach anyhow.
From what I read and saw. She wasn't a giant bitch, but she wasn't Peach either (surprisingly graceful ditz that is kind of aloof and cute and a bit of a crybaby), she sounded like Daisy. Because Peach can't be Peach in current year, that's haram. Daisy is a lot more palatable but she isn't as recognizable.
Lefties used to love subtlety, it's how this all got started. Did you think this woke shit just popped up out of nowhere overnight or something? They're just being bold about it now because it's their final push, because they've already basically won, they have all the power, it's just about demoralization and crushing dissent now. Holdouts will kneel and they'll see to it.
Pretty much. All of the 90s? Propaganda that taught you values that made society devolve into the shit it is today. But, it was very well done, and more importantly, very entertaining propaganda. It was also propaganda with a spirit of optimism. How we can all get along and everybody has merit and can work to achieve great things.

But something broke in the propaganda engines 10 years ago and now subtlety is dead and everything has an undercurrent of extreme bitterness. My conclusion is that the ones more affected by the 90s propaganda were very angry when the ideal world they saw did not materialize in the 20 10s.
Well how do we know that all of NoA has been compromised?
How do you know all of the cancer cells got removed? By being thorough and doing multiple passes.

Most of western entetainment is pozzed in some shape way or form and it's very much on purpose. Threehouse will never hire anybody the right of Lenin outside of a mistake. Either Japan comes stomping in or they keep doing their bullshit.
FWIW, stuff like sword-fighter or shadow-thief is straight out of Cutie Honey. Sorry you don't know about, care about or like Japanese culture, @SSj_Ness.
I agree that fixating on the new Peach game is a bit too much. I do see some of her forms being some faggot saying "but to appeal to the west!" But this is very much Moe up the ass, cute girl doing cute things or cool things but in a cute way.

Sometimes pozzed gets confused with Japanese and their weird cultural quirks. When a crossdressing dude is a cute girl UwU the japs aren't thinking "trans rights" they are thinking "aw yes, cute femboy" which one could argue is a lot weirder/creepier but it's been a thing with them for decades.

Or when a walking gay stereotype is prancing around, Mr2 in One Piece isn't "representation" he's a funny guy that the author thought would be funnier of he behaved like a transvestite (another time honored tradition of British humor). That Bon Clay happened to have some fantastic moments doesn't change that his faggotry is just a quirk that was added to the character to make him stand out.
I would hate to give into the idea that from now on pink = trannies. Every time the alphabet freaks coopt something for their faggot flags, and each of those times the whole of reality just crunches up narrower, like a tightening belt.
I saw a rainbow yesterday, it made me happy till I remembered what it's associated with today.
 
Thanks. I was retarded and couldn't find it because I kept searching for "localizations" instead of "localization".
You're welcome. Search is pretty finicky and could be improved.

From what I read and saw. She wasn't a giant bitch, but she wasn't Peach either (surprisingly graceful ditz that is kind of aloof and cute and a bit of a crybaby), she sounded like Daisy. Because Peach can't be Peach in current year, that's haram. Daisy is a lot more palatable but she isn't as recognizable.
Yep, that's pretty sad. I like Daisy but I like Peach too.

I agree that fixating on the new Peach game is a bit too much. I do see some of her forms being some faggot saying "but to appeal to the west!" But this is very much Moe up the ass, cute girl doing cute things or cool things but in a cute way.
I'll say again, I'm interested in the game myself, and I'm about as anti-woke as they come. Showtime is fine, I want to play it, but I'm just doing a bit of noticing.

I saw a rainbow yesterday, it made me happy till I remembered what it's associated with today.
I'll never forgive fags for trying to steal God's rainbow.
 
I'll say again, I'm interested in the game myself, and I'm about as anti-woke as they come. Showtime is fine, I want to play it, but I'm just doing a bit of noticing.
You and me are in similar wavelengths when it comes to tolerating woke shit. I just am still more lenient of the Japanese flavor (probably due to cope) but have pretty much filed anything that comes from the west as "to be ignored" unless it's heavily vetted.

And well, was just saying that sometimes "woke" stuff in Japan is less about woke and more about fetishes, the whole beautiful women that dresses like a man is a whole other trope they love in the land of the rising sun for decades which is a bit what fencing Peach seems to be locking on to (though I'm also sure had the game come out 10 years earlier, she would have had a cute magical likeish skirt with a more Utena appearance instead and kung fu Peach would have had the usual twin bun hair and the usual female Kung Fu get up in the medium with the sexuality toned down since it's still for kids)
 
From what I read and saw. She wasn't a giant bitch, but she wasn't Peach either (surprisingly graceful ditz that is kind of aloof and cute and a bit of a crybaby), she sounded like Daisy
Daisy isn't a girlboss that would ruin people's lives, she's just obnoxiously loud in the same way an excited child is and that's part of her charm. The thing in the movie is neither Peach nor Daisy, it's hollywood forming an abscess in Nintendo.
 
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