Sex havers of KF: What was the grossest sex having moment you've had?

Getting thrown up on while helping her practice deep throat. I knew it was a possibility. It's just unpleasant. My dimensions seem to make it more likely than usual. Either that or my partners tended to be of lesser experience.

Edit: Training tip to use on your eager trainee: Use your two fingers to reach to the base of her tongue. Push the base of her tongue towards her neck with your fingertips. This will help her awareness of how the geometry works and will help you avoid mess.
 
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Back when I was a teenager I hooked up with my friend's whore cousin. She was pregnant and was in town to get an abortion. The clinic told her not to drink alcohol or have sex. So we got drunk and had sex. She stopped moving while we were fucking and was unresponsive. I turned on the light and there was just blood everywhere. She was laying in a literal pool of blood. She passed out from blood loss but was okay a little bit later.

Her blood got on my wee-wee.
 
I once was at a festival and was taking a shit in one of these Dixie toilets when people in the Dixie toilet next to me started having sex. So I finished my shit, left the toilet and waited outside bc I wanted to see which fucking sick fucks would fuck in a Dixie on a Metal festival. It was one super fat chick and a skinny guy and he still had the condom on his wiener when he came out.
thank you for thinking I'm skinny
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