Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Helvítis Túristi]

For whatever reason, youtube decided to recommend a carnivore diet cooking show "Creative Carnivore Kitchen". Sure enough, she's making carnivore abominations like jack while trying to mimic bread and etc. She also gives me those crazy vibes I get from vegans. She has many "bread" recipes and all are vile. The only thing she has over jack is the no diary. She only eats meat, fish, and eggs.

 

[ZipDisk]

People focus on the choking and not the fact that Jack and Hammy put Garrett out on the street to "teach him a lesson".
Thankfully that lesson was that Garrett had family who loved him, and Grandpa took him in.
This infuriated Jack and Hammy. Narcissistic loop TERMINATED. As to the Prodigal shit, Garrett still isn't welcome in the Scalfani home, and probably never will be.

Chizza isn't exactly new, it's a naked chicken parm with pepperoni on top. Nothing worth putting on a menu, it's something a drunk would assemble out of leftovers.
I went to KFC for the double down knowing exactly what I was getting. The people in the lobby were all on the verge of death, so Jack would fit right in.

My favorite bible verses are the ones about how performative fuckheads go straight to hell.

 

[80's Dad]

I think the worst thing about how 'he'd do it again the same way' with regards to choking Garrett out is that even over the years, he's done ZERO self reflection on that moment. A good parent would say something like 'I wish I said something differently to deescalate the situation' or 'I wish I hadn't been so quick to raise my voice'. Anything. Because if he really means he wouldn't change anything about how that situation played out, it sounds like he's happy that he hurt his son. I understand maybe being so angry in the moment that something like this happens in the first place, but even after all these years, he's still not ashamed of his actions? I think that's despicable.

Happy 3000 pages, kiwi frends. Lord knows we won't get another 3000 more.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the worst thing about how 'he'd do it again the same way' with regards to choking Garrett out is that even over the years, he's done ZERO self reflection on that moment.

If he didn't know it was fucked-up he wouldn't keep changing his story. I mean unless he's just literally so brain-damaged from the strokes he no longer remembers what happened.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

Happy 3000 strokes!

 

[Tiresome]

I never had the Double Down either because the whole idea seemed sick and wrong.

I made a double-down at home, with real ingredients and grilled chicken. It was delicious and I'd still never make it again.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

If Jack is still alive by 4000 pages I will drink an entire bottle of Jack’s sauce.

Halfway there. I hope the sauce is still liquid by then.

 

[ZipDisk]

A grilled double down wouldn't be a double down, it's about the excess, it's about the disgust.

 

[Morgan Copper]

Happy 3000 pages foodjacks! Time for a new poll perhaps?

I'll eat my hat if Jack makes this to 4000 pages, hell maybe 3k with how rapidly this decline has gone.

Better get that hat ready. If there's one thing Jack has taught us (besides how to eat raw chicken), it's that he's practically immortal with how many health scares he's had. I kind of believe he'll outlast DSP.

 

[atoi]

I'll be the fat fuck that admits it, the Double Down is delicious.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I see green in there, he'll have to pick around that carefully and prepare a beef blood cleanse to remove the poisonous lectins or dangerous alkaloids he might absorb from the eggs that touched the peppery bits.

That's just seasoning, he knows what carnivore is, MOM!

 

[ZipDisk]

Too much fucking ham in that omelet. They used to have a fantastic steak omelet, but they replaced it with the fucking denver.
$20 for an omelet should see their entire executive board up against the wall.

 

[desudesu]

Happy 3,000th milestone! Can't believe this fat fuck is still barely living, and the audacity to still carry out work on the "Scalfatty property and Studio" at 103 Thomas Court. Time really flies!

 

[Adamska]

Jack loves the most carnivore of meals

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Once more proving he horny posts with food, but like the sick fetish version of that.

So the concept of this is nice. Could being the key word here, since this ain't nice at all. But the big issue is that there's way too many toppings on this thing, and it's going to as a result taste like ass. I can already envision struggling with the amount of ham and small onion pieces and other shit since it's more of that than egg itself. If it was just on the top or inside the omelet? Sure, but even then less is more. It's something you always need to remember when constructing an omelet.

Also hey 3k. We're actually halfway to his average sodium intake, and about a third to his calorics~

 

[Randall Fragg]

How it started

How it's going

A 3000 page decline.

 

[Staffy]

Happy 3000 strokes!

I like the idea that each time Jack's thread gets a page, he gets a mini-episode of a stroke but still doesn't die and turns into a living corpulent abomination that you'd only thought of seeing in fiction.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html

How badly do you think Jack's going to chimp out about fast food companies starting surge pricing?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I will say that the poll for this thread needs to get more creative.

Jack dying is too unpredictable as shown by how much he lives despite the countless strokes.

I think it’s more fun to speculate from what could kill him (A last stroke, Heart attack, his own cooking, or fast food to name a few)

 

[Bassomatic]

Foodjacks I am heart broken I missed page 3000 the magic number of how many calories Jack has on his weight loss diet .... For breakfast.

I'm not trying to add lulz but holy shit you're right his last video he looks a lot, noticably fatter. I suspect it's the sodium adding bloat because even pigging out packing on that much noticable on the face plus way more red (word to his good BP) its shocking.

This dude has been on deaths door for a decade. Legit freaks me out.

As I'm healing up and on a strict diet it makes me wax philosopher style about medical advancement and if it was worth it. Alexander the great died over "trivial bull shit" for today. George Washington was bled to death. Again easy fix for today.

When's the last time you heard "so and so who saved the whales beat cancer?" No Jack is alive, Stephan Hawkins spent his life in a twisted chair, Jack is still alive.

I think of the friends and family I lost over things and Jack still trucks on taking medical crashes ignoring it and just won't die.

Why the fuck do we bother with this? New vaccine? Jack won't do it, not keto enough then your Grandpa still drops dead.

Shits fucked, like jr in a rectory.

 

[AnOminous]

How it started

Amazing to remember there was a time when he could
a) use both his hands
b) speak coherently
c) actually manage a simple task