Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

107F is almost 42 degrees Celsius, that's a fever that will cause brain damage.

Stop lying, Balldo. You're not good at it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

Yeah okay.

WHY ARE YOU TELLING LOCALS AND NOT A GODDAMNED DOCTOR, YOU DRUNKEN SWINGER!?

It gives the impression of throwing out random numbers that sound really bad to try to justify cancelling another show.

I love his fake-ass smile when he's pretending he isn't utterly assblasted when we all remember him screaming and yelling about how he wanted her to die. How long after this clip was the one where he's utterly foaming at the mouth about Elissa and insanely wishing death on her?

I loved his claim to be NOT MAD at Divinity or Faran while sounding like he's seething, looking like he's seething, shaking like he's seething, and even holding his whiskey glass like he's seething which is a phrase I didn't think possible until watching that clip.



In the above screenshot if you look closely, his body language says he was hoping they would make a million dollars.

 

[Spergichu]

Let him post to Locals instead of calling 911. You never know, the fever might be drying up his brain. Blessings in disguise and all that.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Actually, delirium seems to be common at those temperatures, has he started to experience Delirium Termens that he so desired?

 

[Rotollo 2]

107F is almost 42 degrees Celsius, that's a fever that will cause brain damage.

Stop lying, Balldo. You're not good at it.

To play devil's advocate, if he has enough alcoholic holes in the brain, brain damage won't be an issue

 

[Father Balldo]

Reminder: HE CLAIMS HE HAS A HEAT ALLERGY

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

107F is almost 42 degrees Celsius, that's a fever that will cause brain damage.

Stop lying, Balldo. You're not good at it.

To play devil's advocate, if he has enough alcoholic holes in the brain, brain damage won't be an issue

He can’t possible be telling the truth about how high his fever is.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You guys don't get it. If he goes to the hospital, they'll find out about his liver.

His story about his doctor telling him it's fine is a lie and he has been getting his meds from a drug dealer in downtown minnesota behind the jerky store.

 

[AltisticRight]

To play devil's advocate, if he has enough alcoholic holes in the brain, brain damage won't be an issue

Swiss cheeses are pretty good for fondues, this fever brings a whole new meaning to wetbrain. He's not just a wetbrain that resembles Swiss cheese, it's now basically liquid form.

Balldo's brain is a fondue. It's completely liquid at this point.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Look at all these John's telling me to go to the hospital. I'm not gonna because I know it makes them mad! Look at how pathetic they ar-ACK!

 

[Anti Snigger]

There's a non-zero chance he's just experiencing extreme cold sweats, if he hasn't actually measured his temp. At my worst, I'd be in a 60F room and be boiling and freezing at the same time.

 

[Captain Manning]

You guys don't get it. If he goes to the hospital, they'll find out about his liver.

Yes, but also they will find out about the...

Spoiler

 

[polar bear]

Somebody here said that Rekieta is going to give himself serotonin syndrome, fever is one of the big symptoms lol what a shame lmao.
But I genuinely don't want him to die, our funnies must continue, and his suffering must continue too

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

To give him a benefit of the doubt he probably doesn't deserve, he might be in a somewhat fucked up state and made a mistake. When I had a fever that was getting close to 101, I kept struggling to read the numbers and I even started to freak out when I thought it said 105, when it was actually 100.5

This is, of course, assuming he even has a fever.

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo, maybe you can hitch hike to the hospital before your brain turns into a slurry.

I thought it said 105

Maybe his fondue brain led him to take anal measurements while he was immersed in the hot tub.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Which one of you is this? Lol!

 

[Retink Retunk]

Balldo, maybe you can hitch hike to the hospital before your brain turns into a slurry.

It's not even hot outside, only on the inside.

Though really thinking about it, was he already showing signs of convulsions when he was ranting about wood paneling? It's hard to tell because of how drunk he is all the time, but it does remind me of Mersh talking about the female cop vaguely.

 

[P5Fever]

Don’t listen to these autists Nick, you’re an extremely healthy zombie. Have another bottle, your brain is only the most vintage of Swiss cheese.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's funnier if skeletor wanted to fuck the tubby cheerleader. Until otherwise, that's what I believe.

Spoiler: BPD Whores

Possible. She was involved with the church, as in, going, meeting with them etc. But still disobeyed some of their tenets. She ended up cheating on me with a pedo, and blamed me for her acting the way she was (I assume wanting threesomes), when I was the one who stopped us from having pre-marital sex. Slightly regret that but I suppose it's the price one pays to stand by their morales.

Spoiler: Addy Talk

So, these are the pills I have. Took one, felt nothing, took two, felt my heart race a little, then nothing. Possible I have ADD of sorts, I know I have the super focus of it. I'm just astounded at the absolutely nothing I felt. I'd have thought if I had ADD, it'd help me concentrate, and if I didn't, I'd have more energy and focus. But I just felt normal. I'm a fat fuck, but from what I understand these aren't dosed by weight.

Those are IR. You took two 5MG pills, meaning a 10mg dose that works handedly, the heart racing because it’s a stimulant, but a normal dose to the point that you aren’t supposed to notice it. You are likely told to take 1 of those twice a day, right?

Of course I’m not your doctor and it’s also possible you were meant for a slightly higher dose. But in general, never take more medication because you’re not noticing it kick in. Like I said before, feeling like a zombie or tweaking out means you over dosed yourself. A regular dose is only noticeable when you compare it to a day off if after a week of regular use

 

[Kurohige]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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