Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Wasn't there a scene in some movie where a kid stuck a thermometer on a heater to heat it up, and when the mom came in in the to check it she's all like "bullshit, you'd be dead"?

That feels like this.

Like honestly, if he said "I have to go to the ER," that would be one thing, but to say "Right now I'm fairly stable" after citing that temperature is absolutely ridiculous.
Just the sheer fucking concept of a 40yo man pretending he has a fever because he really REALLY doesn't want to stream is making me wheeze. This is the funniest thing ever
Hey Nick, next time try drinking salty water, it will make you puke and you'll have another great excuse!
 
Once upon a time at the height of covid I had a 105 degree fever. It stayed for around 30-45 minutes before dipping back down, but that was probably the most shittily uncomfortable and exhausting half hour in my life. Felt like my skin was on fire as well as freezing to death before the cold medicine and copious amounts of ice water took the edge off and dipped down a couple of degrees. It was only later I was told that 105 was basically the point where the brain starts to unironically turn to goo. Thankfully I'm not a drug abuser like some big nosed tribe members with brain holes filled with boiling alcohol, but it's no wonder why I post on this agricultural website, and no wonder Nick reads the shit out of it.

I 100% believe him being ill because alcoholism and drugs destroyed his immune system and now he has COVIDAIDS worse than Metokur. His white blood cell count aught to be lower than his IQ.
 
Because the infamous Faran stream from 2022 was brought up, here's a clip from that stream that I was meaning to post when Faran and friends spilled their spaghetti all over the thread but forgot about posting:

Didn't balldoman also tell a story shortly before the great coomening of him and our wife getting it on in the back of a car in a mall parking lot/garage and people walked by? Or am I just attributing lore from another cow to balldoman?
No, you are CORRECT!

Nick Rekieta publicly claimed to have tried to have sex with Kayla Rekieta in mall parking garage in a loaner Lincoln Nautilus, saying his Lincoln Navigator was "in the shop". The plan was spoiled because a woman pulled up in their Jeep and was sitting in her car on her phone.

Nick rhetorically asks "what are the fucking odds" that a woman would pull into an empty parking space in a parking garage in one of the largest and busiest malls in the world.

Nick Rekieta claimed that his penis was exposed while in the car parked in the mall parking garage: "my dick's out!"

He claimed that he got out of the car, saying "you pull up your pants" first, before walking with his wife to the lockable private "family bathroom" to have sex.



If Nick Rekieta's claim to have exposed his penis in what might be considered a public place (car parked in the parking garage of the largest mall in America) was accurate, this incident was arguably a potential violation of Minnesota Statutes section 617.23 (indecent exposure):

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According to section 609.3457, subdivision 4 of the Minnesota Statues a violation of section 617.23 is considered a SEX OFFENSE in Minnesota!

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Shortly afterward, Nick adds that "no, the Minnesota Zoo, right, like, the Minnesota Zoo has, the Minnesota Zoo has a bathroom and, like, handicapped people like, knock on the door while you're in there, like, 'Fuck you, I'm busy.'" What did he mean by this?
 
that was probably the most shittily uncomfortable and exhausting half hour in my life. Felt like my skin was on fire as well as freezing to death before the cold medicine and copious amounts of ice water took the edge off and dipped down a couple of degrees. It was only later I was told that 105 was basically the point where the brain starts to unironically turn to goo.
But did it take you longer than usual to type up your social media posts or nah?
 
It's better to send a report and not engage with the user, though it's hard to not tell them to neck.
The time Faran/Cynthia went after me with all her socks I was sorely tempted to fire back but then I remembered how annoying it was reading through the thread with Cynthia shitting it up so just reported them and moved on. This thread gets shitted up enough with tripod talk, god talk, pill talk and other lame shit.
Can Nick stop bitching about his schedule and just hire another driver for his kids already? And hire an editor that actually know how to maintain a YT and clip channel?

These aren’t hard issues to fix.
Nick manages people about as well as he manages every other aspect of his life. It's simply too stressful to expect Nick to be able to manage people.
Everyone who keeps suggesting that Nick might not be the father of all of their kids is retarded and embarrassing. The kids look just like Nick. Please KITFO.
Nick's dad has a strong resemblance to Nick too. Maybe they like to keep it in the family.
And speaking of Good Lawgic Joe, has anyone seen him react to Rekieta lately?
Who gives a shit.
This doesn’t excuse his rampant alcoholism, but that is undeniably an annoying situation.
If its a matter of unwanted guests he could always tell them to fuck off.
I think Kayla is upset he spends all his time locked in the room and drinking.
I doubt it. Familiarity breeds contempt. Any time we've seen Kayla she's been negging Nick. She probably wishes the vault would collapse in on him so she would be rid of him.
A bunch of people needing sped medicine... in my Kiwi Farms?
OMFG! Reading about all the sped medications makes me glad I am only a high-functioning autismo. I am both serious and joking. What a maze to navigate!
Fucking christ. How many people here don't need a lunch pail full of drugs to function on a daily basis? And I thought Nick's LOLcals were fucked.
Let's be real. He has been catfished multiple times online, idolizes a giant cuckfaggot for a hobby and lives amongst the Locals plebs as their Simp King. He probably enjoyed it a little too much.
There is a non-zero chance that Cgoody hasn't ended up with a dick his mouth a time or two.
If that were the case, though, why does Nick not say: 'So we had to pick up some extra childcare responsibilities while a close friend is recovering'? Why the vaguery? Unless you subscribe to total brain rot, it makes me think that the real answer is somewhat embarrassing. Nic is doing himself no favors.
Because he's lying and trying to use lawyer weasel words to obfuscate the issue.
But no marriage can recover from disgust and contempt. When I heard Nick talking about Kayla’s “destroyed” body on that stream, I heard disgust and contempt. If they split I’ll still be surprised they didn’t stay together just on the #DLTIW principle. But I sure won’t be shocked.
True that! Once respect is gone its over. Recovery not possible.
It's only a matter of time until he just starts flagging. As his brain degrades he will continue to cast previous beliefs and morality aside and he'll become more open to it and eventually feel no guilt or shame. He'll be proud and loud like Ralph. He'll justify the flagging like he justified the dear john rant.
I predict that at page 5,000 of this thread Nick will 41%.
Not sure which one of these will come first...
I just spent several hours talking to this woman about masturbation and sex because I DIDN'T want to fuck her. Whatever you say captain autismo.
Speaking as a guy. I'm far more likely to be candid with a woman about sex shit that I'm not interested in fucking. Because since you don't view them as a target you don't care what they think of you but you want female insights.
Off topic. But I'm trying to get catch up on Nick's downfall.
What page number would you suggest I start with? When did the downward spiral begin?
950. Nick has called that page number out specifically.
Honestly guys, I think trying to make sense of the "Faran leaks" is a fool's errand.
You're wrong. Stop cunt guarding Kayla. Its the puzzle piece that fits the best at triggering Nick's downfall. Real Adam and Eve shit.
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I guess this one hasn't seen Nick's rant against John...
Did homeboy just wake up from a two year long coma?
Oh, he drinks a fair bit, but you realize that / It just helps get his noggin' joggin' along / With his glass by his side and his kids asleep tight / We'll hear some lawsplaining tonight.
Oh he drinks and talks shit
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We'll hear some copesplaining tonight
But @elb is running a clips channel. If the clip she posted violates the YouTube harrassment policy, wouldn't that mean the creator of the original video (presumably Legal Mindset?) also violated the same policy?
No. The clip that got elb flagged was part of a Killstream episode that was streamed to rumble, not YouTube. So she violated YouTube community guidelines by uploading a clip of ralph dissing legal mindset. It's pretty cut and dry . I'm surprised she didn't get flagged for the John video.
 
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Nick Rekieta publicly claimed to have tried to have sex with Kayla Rekieta in mall parking garage in a loaner Lincoln Nautilus, saying his Lincoln Navigator was "in the shop". The plan was spoiled because a woman pulled up in their Jeep and was sitting in her car on her phone.

Nick rhetorically asks "what are the fucking odds" that a woman would pull into an empty parking space in a parking garage in one of the largest and busiest malls in the world.
Sorry about the double post but you have no idea how long I’ve been trying to figure out which stream this was from. Thank you, forever
 
The excuses get more and more elaborate. Sorry can’t come in tonight, ghosts. Gotta postpone tonight’s stream, broke my spleen. Need to cancel tonight, heartworms.

106 is the kind of temp where you get held down in an ice bath as the ambulance races there.
Maybe he’s starting to channel Daxipad Molesterson more and more and he’s aping Dax’s excuses to Ralph for not going to Mexico

“Shit dude I can’t stream, both my knees blew out and my cat has a 106F fever”
 
Minnesota Zoo has a bathroom and, like, handicapped people like, knock on the door while you're in there, like, 'Fuck you, I'm busy.'" What did he mean by this?
So is this what he was rambling about in that weird drunken stream, talking about jerking off twice in a family restroom?
fucking gross
 
Maybe he’s starting to channel Daxipad Molesterson more and more and he’s aping Dax’s excuses to Ralph for not going to Mexico

“Shit dude I can’t stream, both my knees blew out and my cat has a 106F fever”
If Nick said he had bad menstrual cramps, I’d believe him without hesitation.
 
108ºF is generally considered the threshold for actual brain damage. The range he claims can, at worst, cause delirium and some temporary loss of brain function. Not that he has any left to lose.

Mine got to 106 during a particularly bad flu, and I temporarily lost my internal monologue (literally incapable of thinking in words) and passed out twice. That was fun.
 
108ºF is generally considered the threshold for actual brain damage. The range he claims can, at worst, cause delirium and some temporary loss of brain function. Not that he has any left to lose.

Mine got to 106 during a particularly bad flu, and I temporarily lost my internal monologue (literally incapable of thinking in words) and passed out twice. That was fun.
Don't worry about it. He's lying.
 
Mine got to 106 during a particularly bad flu, and I temporarily lost my internal monologue (literally incapable of thinking in words) and passed out twice. That was fun.
So, you're saying you couldn't compose, dictate, or even think of a coherent and grammatically correct Tweet at that point?
 
So, you're saying you couldn't compose, dictate, or even think of a coherent and grammatically correct Tweet at that point?
Yeah, I got to about 40C/104F during the dumb virus. It was so miserable, I couldn't even pick up a phone to doomscroll my instagram "cute animals" feed (the feed included a couple pages for skunks). I just wanted to die.
Balldo, on the other hand is clearly built different. Despite having a heat allergy and being at allegedly 107F, he was able to pick up a phone and muster out a coherent (by his drunken standards) line.

Lying liar, that lies.
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108ºF is generally considered the threshold for actual brain damage. The range he claims can, at worst, cause delirium and some temporary loss of brain function. Not that he has any left to lose.

Mine got to 106 during a particularly bad flu, and I temporarily lost my internal monologue (literally incapable of thinking in words) and passed out twice. That was fun.
Where you able to picture an apple?
 
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