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[Al from Dadeville]

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[blue gopher snakes]

He's also HIV+ and attempting to use lactation drugs to breastfeed an infant.

This is the sort of thing that forces me to step away from the internet and take some calming breaths. Anyone who advocates for this should be thrown in a hole and forgotten forever.

4. They will do LIDERULLY ANYTHING but talk about the REAL reason test scores are low. Newp... total mystery about why the blacks are in the single digits

Friendly reminder that black students in California cannot be IQ tested by law. It is prohibited. Just because. No reason. Don’t question it you bigot.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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This creepily sounds like a troon about to kidnap his kid. "My Roommate" I have a feeling that's the mother given this kid is young enough to have a baby monitor and no mother is mentioned. Good God I hope the mother who is doing this because this freak trooned out and she's worried about this freak near her kid figures out what he's planning and stops his faggot ass.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

This creepily sounds like a troon about to kidnap his kid. "My Roommate" I have a feeling that's the mother given this kid is young enough to have a baby monitor and no mother is mentioned. Good God I hope the mother who is doing this because this freak trooned out and she's worried about this freak near her kid figures out what he's planning and stops his faggot ass.

right, I was wondering why this dude would just have a kid with no mom mentioned. The title made it sound like he was threatening suicide

 

[Standardized Profile]

Teacher nopes out of a bathroom when he sees a pooner student in there, as would any adult male. Teacher then tells the principal he's concerned he could get in trouble for exposing himself to a female student in the bathroom. Pooner does not feel validated:

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•Posted by
u/PersonalAlternate
4 hours ago

Vent and need for advice about a teacher who thinks I'll "look at his genitals while he has it out" when really I'm just using the dang restroom.​

Trigger warning: transphobia

I'm using an alt account just in case my main stops being anonymous. If you wanna read the story and not the venting part, ignore the parentheses.

I (17) used the restroom as usual, minding my own dang business, and there was a teacher who walked in and, ig, clocked me. I've never actually had this teacher. For context, my district has no rule against trans people using bathrooms, but some around us do.

I was called into the assistant principals office at the end of school , and she told me that a teacher saw me in the bathroom and was worried that I'd look at his balls while he has em out (as if I'm any more capable of doing that than a cis person and as if I was sexually attracted to random adult male teachers; but I am bisexual). That was actually what I was told the email said. (Idk what serious propaganda he believed, but I don't think he should be teaching. He seriously COMPLAINED about another guy using the dang restroom.) The AP said it was her job to remain neutral, and she talked in a neutral way, but she also said she'd feel uncomfortable if a male walked into the women's restroom (her words not mine). I made it clear that I knew it wouldn't be unethical to use the male restroom even if there was a rule against it. However, I'm on a good education path, and I don't wanna ruin that because of the bathroom I used.

There's gonna be a meeting about it to make sure there's a policy one way or another. I'm worried about what'll happen if that guy wins.

Advice is welcome. Protesting ideas are welcome. Thanks.

Replies accuse cis people of being perverts and suggest this constitutes sexual harassment.

Watching porn and crying. Just guy things.

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•Posted by
u/oof-whynot
21 hours ago

Porn made me cry​

Like I said in the title, looking at porn centered around ftm guys for the first time made me cry, and I don't know exactly what to think about it. I was wondering if maybe anyone here ever had a similar experience..
For more context: I don't usually watch 18+ content, except for when I was a bit curious in the past. I have looked at content that centered women, trans and cis.

I never thought about looking at specifically ftm 18+ content, until like two days ago when it was the first thing that popped up when I typed "ftm" in the Reddit search bar. It was of a guy I follow on tiktok, he makes is own content. I clicked on his Reddit profile and looked through some of his nsfw posts/videos, and just started crying. I didn't feel sad, just very emotional (not turned on, I'm not really attracted to men). He and other people in his posts are on T + post top + no bottom surgery. He still looked like a man even with having some "female" anatomy (not really female, he has a tdick). He was completely attractive/beautiful naked and masculine, and a trans man.. I felt as if seeing that put my own body in a completely new light. I've been feeling uninterested in sex in relation to my body lately (to the point I started to think I was on the aroace spectrum), looking at him makes me feel like there's hope for me.

I've been questioning myself about my identity for quite some time (with help from a therapist). I consider myself broadly as transmasc, and thought hormones weren't really really for me (I gave myself the option to revisit the idea when id be 25yo). I recently asked my friends to use he/him in addition to they/them when referring to me, and I really love it, I even had a friend put me in the category of a man and I liked that a lot. I don't want to identify as a man because the idea of my mom calling me her son feels really weird and not really good.

I didn't think I wanted to go in a "manlier" path because when I look at regular men (like with big bears, cis and trans) I don't relate to them a lot. But I felt so emotional when looking at this guy naked (and others, I looked at other content), it feels maybe like I saw myself, my type of body in a way that could be comfortable? Maybe it was just validation that I truly see trans guys as guys. Maybe it means more. We'll see

Therapist attempts to refeminize a pooner:

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•Posted by
u/Arsenalg0d
1 day ago

My therapist called me beautiful :/​

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/search?q=flair_name:"Advice"&restrict_sr=1
She told me my deadname was beautiful and it was a shame I go by the name that I do (that sounds worse than it actually was, in the moment) and when I got a new haircut (buzzcut) she told me I looked beautiful (literally her words, though she acknowledged that it wasn't a very masculine compliment)

It's also the little things. We were talking about me finding a new job and she told me I could be a waitress. She wouldn't tell a cis male sitting in her office that he could be a waitress.

I honestly find myself dreading therapy sessions now. Or wanting to switch to twice a week. The only thing is that she's super understanding and knowledgable about my shitty parents and that she's also really chill about my self harm (she knows I'm actively relapsing and I thought she'd have to report me or something)

I miss my old therapist so fuckin much. Technically she was with the school but she understood me. She never called me any feminine compliments and was extremely considerate of my dysphoria. She left the school and I don't talk to another teacher who was close with me and kind of understood. I feel like no one is rooting for me.

Whats the move here bros? I don't know if I can go through the process of finding another therapist again

EDIT: a couple of things to add:
-she understands my dysphoria but is very neutral about it. i have bad anxiety and she often times brings up "what if thats the reason why you have dysphoria" which has never been helpful
-i have a hard time communicating my needs w people because of my emotionally abusive parents, otherwise it may be easier to communicate this with her

Almost getting it #524,305:

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•Posted by
u/Spacegooseboy
10 hours ago

How do I shake the feeling that I am just a woman who identifies as a man?​

I am a 22 year old trans guy about 5 weeks on T. I am going through a particularly hard time right now and I’ve come to the conclusion that the root of my depression is that I can’t seem to just accept that I am a man, just a woman who identifies as such. I don’t know if I’ve just been brainwashed by society in that science says I’ll never be a ‘real man’ or ‘facts over feelings’. I’ve also heard some people talk about ‘internalised transphobia’ but I was never transphobic before I came out and when it comes to other trans folk I am a total advocate for trans women are women and trans men are men. Why can’t I feel this way about myself? It’s kinda ruining my life.

Once again, I love based moms:

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•Posted by
u/ThisWatercress8354
20 hours ago

Giving up on my parents (TW: mentions of REALLY BAD transphobia)​

I (17) have been out as FtM for nearly 3 years and before that I identified as NB for a while. All in all, my parents have known me to not be cis for nearly 4 years and they still refuse to support me or even learn about how they can start supporting me. After starting my social transition, my parents became way more conservative. On top to that, in December of last year, my mom screamed at the person on the other end of the LGBTQ 988 line after snatching my phone out of my hands. Her exact words were, "I hope you remember this when someone's daughter cuts her tits off." Every fucking day I remember how she yelled at the person who I was calling because I was at extreme risk of hurting myself.

These past years have been a constant uphill battle of desperately trying to get through to them and I have no energy left. I'll be 18 this year and I plan on moving out as soon as I finish my schooling and get my finances in order. So that begs the question, "why am I still trying?" And I can't think of an answer anymore. Besides, it'll be their problem when they decide to start missing me. By that time, I'll be too busy living as myself. I just feel like the constant pain of rejection whenever I try to talk to them isn't worth it anymore. If they can't figure it out, that's on them.

IDK do you guys think it's even worth the trouble anymore?

Wants to be treated exactly like a guy, except when you have to do guy things like register for a potential draft:

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•Posted by
u/somuchregretti
02/09/22 03/11/22
5 hours ago

[USA] Finally got the Selective Service registration form in the mail. What documents do I have to send them to be exempt?​

I'm wearing a pin! Why aren't they following the pin?

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u/ConfusedAsHecc
Genderfluid | They/He/Xae/It
6 hours ago

Why Professor Why...​

Mora damn, I just keep getting misgendered in class and its so frustrating.
Like I look masc, sometimes I wear a pronoun pin to class (cause its on a vest of mine) and I carry myself like a guy. So my professor clearly sees this but still uses she/her for me...
I dont really know what to do :/

 

[Law]

Her exact words were, "I hope you remember this when someone's daughter cuts her tits off." Every fucking day I remember how she yelled at the person who I was calling because I was at extreme risk of hurting myself.

Remember kids, self-harm is bad. Cutting yourself? Nope! But getting a surgeon to perform medically unnecessary amputations? All good! Totally not self-harm!

 

[Dr. Butt]

right, I was wondering why this dude would just have a kid with no mom mentioned. The title made it sound like he was threatening suicide

Very much sounds like he is planning to transport a minor across state lines.

 

[Kumquat]

Therapist attempts to refeminize a pooner:

You know, as corrupt and broken as the mental health system is in the US (and the West more broadly) I feel it's fair to say that sometimes it's the fault of the patients, and not the therapists.

I sincerely wish we could have laws banning self-diagnosing and advertising for medical conditions. It's not just trannies who do this, but trannies are definitely the worst of the bunch when it comes to doctor shopping. They're not going to a therapist to actually fix their problems; they go for the sole purpose of finding a therapist who will "affirm" them. It's so fucking wild how we just... allow this to happen. You'll have some crazy pooner like this, admitting to self-harm and anxiety (also claims abusive parents, but every fucking tranny claims that, so take it with a grain of salt), but if the therapist tries to even mildly push back on the gender insanity, pooner will get angry and shout "NO! I AM TRANS! THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE! IT'S NOT A MENTAL ISSUE! AFFIRM ME!"

So these therapists are stuck in a bind, where they can't actually help their patients, because the patient will just leave and go find another, more "affirming" therapist, but they can't just go all-in on the gender shit because they can clearly see the signs of real mental problems that might be causing the "dysphoria." It's just so wild to me. It's like if I went to the doctor and my arm is clearly broken, the doctor says "yeah, your arm is broken," and I angrily shout "IT'S NOT BROKEN! MY ARM IS FINE! I JUST NEED PAINKILLERS! PRESCRIBE ME PAINKILLERS NOW!"

I've never been one to blindly say "trust the experts," especially after recent events, but even still... who the fuck are you to tell the doctor what's actually wrong with you? Why the fuck are you even going to the doctor at all? Clearly you're more knowledgeable than they are. It's just so insane and doctors just fucking go with it like "whatever, I get paid either way."

 

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Dude discovers people stop playing pretend when it comes to dating
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Even the casual of troon supporters tend not to desire them. From what I've seen they really only stick to others who have fallen off the cliff as those are the only people who can convince themselves its not a man.

The funniest part is that he really thinks things would be different if he wasn't "pre-op."

This delusion makes me want to do a poll where you show heterosexual men a bunch of pictures of neovaginas from the SRS thread, and then ask them to report whether they would rather interact sexually with one of those, or with a normal male penis ('Neither' is not an option, this is a thought experiment, imagine there's a gun to your head, etc).

I bet a decent chunk of men would actually choose the penis, because at least there's no chance of it leaking fecal matter all over them or the "clit" falling off.

 

[Fapcop]

I reckon this counts as an L

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

They make everything about themselves.
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A man giving his life up in a principled stand for something isn't the same as your daughter killing herself because she got she/her'd. The absolute state of these people

 

[monstrous bubo]

Gather round, someone’s got a case of the Mondays… (snip below, full text in spoiler)

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Feeling unloved…​

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Little bit of background: I(MtF) am away from home for work in, and when my wife came to visit me back in November I told her that I wear women’s clothing. She at first was fine with it, they are just cloths, as long as it didn’t progress. I came out to myself just after New Years and immediately went into panic for what this would do to our family, we have a 1.5yo. That is when I started talking to a therapist while also exploring more feminine things like makeup, some new cloths, and breast forms. I kept all of this from my wife.

Come to this Saturday… my wife FaceTimed me at a weird time which was right before a session. I told her that I had a time limit, and when she asked why, I told her I was going to go talk with someone. Later that evening she grilled me on who I was talking to. I begrudgingly told her I was talking to a therapist, which made her even more curious. It eventually came to a head where I couldn’t skirt her questions anymore and had to tell her. She of course was very taken aback by the news. She said that she could not be married to a woman. The reason I started therapy to begin with was so that when I get home in a month, I would have the resources, knowledge, and support we both needed ready to go.

She is now very distant. We talked yesterday but it felt very heavy. We agreed that no major decision will be made until we have time to sit down together and go through everything. Being away from her, every time we texted or talked on the phone it ended with I love you. Today is not the case, which is the reason for the title. I feel alone, scared, and unsurprisingly unloved. The compounding fact that I am not near any friends and the one person I thought loved me unconditionally is cold right now has left me devastated.

The wife no doubt is feeling loved unconditionally and supported as she raises a baby alone while her husband struggles manfully with breast forms. She certainly hasn’t been baby trapped by a muddle-headed manipulative pervert.

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[GumballFapper]

Teacher nopes out of a bathroom when he sees a pooner student in there, as would any adult male. Teacher then tells the principal he's concerned he could get in trouble for exposing himself to a female student in the bathroom. Pooner does not feel validated:

Very wise decision by the teacher, but nevertheless don't American schools have separate bathrooms for staff and students for the same reason? In my country the staff had their own bathrooms

The comments are more revolting than the post. The teacher saw a legally underage girl, decided that he doesn't want to risk flashing her for 0.1 seconds while turning away from the urinal and left and these pooners are calling for him to be dismissed and calling him a pervert? This is why pooners are equally scum as trannies and should be treated with the same harshness

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Dude discovers people stop playing pretend when it comes to dating
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Even the casual of troon supporters tend not to desire them. From what I've seen they really only stick to others who have fallen off the cliff as those are the only people who can convince themselves it’s not a man.

Anybody who uses the word “excuse” to describe a person’s reasons for not dating them should be banned from all dating apps for a period of not less than six months and possibly forever. You need an excuse when you’re in the wrong. Not wanting to date someone does not therefore require an excuse.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Come to this Saturday… my wife FaceTimed me at a weird time which was right before a session. I told her that I had a time limit, and when she asked why, I told her I was going to go talk with someone. Later that evening she grilled me on who I was talking to. I begrudgingly told her I was talking to a therapist, which made her even more curious. It eventually came to a head where I couldn’t skirt her questions anymore and had to tell her. She of course was very taken aback by the news. She said that she could not be married to a woman. The reason I started therapy to begin with was so that when I get home in a month, I would have the resources, knowledge, and support we both needed ready to go.

I love how they LOVE going full attention whore mode. "I have to go talk with someone...", "it's a therapist", "I couldn't skirt the questions anymore! I was being grilled!". As if your fucking wife is not going to ask you about it. It looks like you could've kept quiet and you would have been fine.

"OH DEAR I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT! I GUESS I HAVE TO CONFESS TO BEING A FAGGOT!". That attitude is gayer than him wearing women's clothes.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Lil pooner virgin asks if it is possible to masturbate without feeling female; gets some sage reddit advice:

https://archive.md/7PsjO

 

[Dromedary]

Very wise decision by the teacher, but nevertheless don't American schools have separate bathrooms for staff and students for the same reason?

Yeah, I believe pretty universally in US schools, teachers don't piss with the students. I also wondered reading that, like maybe it was some really small town school. But good to remember, pooners and troons are fantasists who lie about everything, high possibility none of this happened and it's autoerotic fiction from a pooner about a teacher she's obsessed with.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Dude discovers people stop playing pretend when it comes to dating
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Even the casual of troon supporters tend not to desire them. From what I've seen they really only stick to others who have fallen off the cliff as those are the only people who can convince themselves its not a man.

Again with this insane notion that the fact they might be post op is any sort of a Gotcha!
You could be the straightest man who ever manned, or indeed Les wot Bian'd, but I'm willing to bet you'd rather grit and bear a dick than get sexual with a wound that smells like the world's deepest dirty bellybutton.
The pooner alternative of potentially being enrotdoged, so there is just comical.
But they also don't even get the option that non-op Tim's do-to just have a slightly sadder version of the normal female set of genitals - because the destruction and mutation and atrophy of the whole female reproductive system happens really almost immediately on taking testosterone, the mega clit and fucked up odour, followed by the interior starting it's transition to beef jerky, starts happening within short weeks of taking the stuff. So with or without the frankensteinian abomination operations they have, their original plumbing is grossly changed and on it's valid way to being roadkill merely from HRT use.

But yeah.
The fact that they try to Well Actually people into sex is disgusting anyway: the reality of what those arguments entail would be laughable if it wasn't absolutely horrifying.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Well, the Feeling "Unloved" Troon should look on the bright side his wife did affirm his "Gender" she's just not a dyke.

 

[Cynicaller]

One day, I sincerely hope there is some genetic factor discovered that partially or entirely determines sexuality so the discusson on whether or not this shit is immutable can end, because this:

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type of shit will either become infinitely funnier or existentially horrifying.