Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

if true

Lol. You know whose thread you’re in, right?

 

[Truly Rural]

He lied about a lot of things but we should have believed him when he told us

Healthiest man alive!

Lol. You know whose thread you’re in, right?

I know, see above!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Maybe he used a Balldo thermometer. The normal temperature on those is 2 degrees higher than a traditional thermometer.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

Probably late but I just realized the balldo looks like one of the helmets from the old school Lego medieval sets.

I wanted to photoshop Nick's face in this picture but the face kind of looks like him already and the Lego yellow skintone matches his oncoming cirrhosis.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

and then give this a look (a DM between Nick and PerceptionChek from two months prior):

@elb what the heck did you do to piss nick off this much? Is he really that bootyblasted at you.... clips? Wild

 

[Space Pope]

Of course he's lying about his temperature. The giveaway isn't solely because he said an absurd number, it's the fact he said any number at all. Like almost all liars, he adds in needless details and narratives. 9 out of 10 people would have just said they weren't feeling well and at most would add that they were running a temp. Nicki has to add ranges of his temp but also assure that he's stable. It's probably the same lies he would tell his mom to stay home from his inner city ghetto school and he'd add that he's stable so she wouldn't make him go to the doctor.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Also the fact that he typed coherently at that temperature

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Also the fact that he typed coherently at that temperature

Didn’t even bother to post a photo of the thermometer. He needs to go to the Munchie thread to see how to properly fake an illness.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Probably late but I just realized the balldo looks like one of the helmets from the old school Lego medieval sets.
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I wanted to photoshop Nick's face in this picture but the face kind of looks like him already and the Lego yellow skintone matches his oncoming cirrhosis.
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Why you gotta do my childhood memories dirty like this?

 

[Fapcop]

Probably late but I just realized the balldo looks like one of the helmets from the old school Lego medieval sets.
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I wanted to photoshop Nick's face in this picture but the face kind of looks like him already and the Lego yellow skintone matches his oncoming cirrhosis.
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Fuck you for ruining my childhood memories!

 

[Oliver Onions]

This thread moves so fast lately so I apologise if I've missed it: I know some people do an amazing job of tracking Nick's views and his superchat money, but is any one keeping a tally of how many streams he's turned up for this year vs how many he's cancelled?

Because from casual observation it feels like the Cancelled column is over 50% so far this year.

 

[Associate Rick]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Does this fucker really expect anyone to believe his brain is getting flambéed?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

That alone is scandalous and her sharing his sekret conversations in private to the incredibly trustworthy Divinity was skeevy behavior in its own right.

Just for clarification: Faran did not tell Divinity about the swinger conversation. She told a 3rd party named Nova who then leaked that to Divinity when Faran started copyright striking Divinity.

Funny how Faran could mishear so many accurate details about the Rekieta's degeneracy before KF even knew about them. Hilarious even.

Even Faran's excuse when she apologized for it was basically her saying how much of a big dumdum she is and she must not have understood the words Nick spoke. Coming from someone who considers herself a journalist, I'm going to doubt she's incapable of understanding.

Whatever happened to Faran? It looks like she deleted her Eliza Blue documentary trailer on every platform?

Changed her name to Faran Foster, has a website where she still uses old pictures of herself. Apparently she got a job at a station in Lexington, KY according to this site. As far as her Eliza Blue doc, if I'm remembering correctly someone (maybe Divinity) did a side by side comparison of the trailer to a VICE doc about sex trafficking and the shots were lifted from the VICE doc and Faran changed the script in a "can I copy your homework, I'll change the words" way.

Rekieta has slowly built his resistance to brain damage and is now totally immune.

Hard for the fever to burn holes in your brain when you drank them there yourself.

Granted he is essentially retired, but still manages to muster enough energy in that condition to do a stream.

Nick has said being a streamer is super fucking easy, you just turn the camera on and people give you money. And said it's so fucking hard that no one understands how hard his life is.

@elb what the heck did you do to piss nick off this much? Is he really that bootyblasted at you.... clips? Wild

She clipped his words and held them up as a mirror for Nick. What he saw looking back was a haggard alcoholic.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I see a lot of people say he should go to the hospital or that he's lying but it's possible that his thermometer is just bad, there was one I had growing up that eventually became faulty and started reading temps too high. In any case, I hope Balldo-Man is alright.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I see a lot of people say he should go to the hospital or that he's lying but it's possible that his thermometer is just bad, there was one I had growing up that eventually became faulty and started reading temps too high. In any case, I hope Balldo-Man is alright.

Ok but a competent human being, let alone a parent, should realize that it’s an unrealistic number.

The highest temperature I ever had was 105 with full blown pneumonia that I WAS hospitalized for, and I couldn’t do shit. You’re just out of it.

Nobody with a higher temperature than that is going to be sitting at a computer and typing recognizable words

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If we go by the caps that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is posting, not even what remains of his audience it would seem.

I mostly clipped the funny ones, but the usual gaggle of retard clapping seal fans are present telling Nick 'it is alright'.

that anorexic snake tat is gonna be on the list of things he never follows through isn't it

That would actually be very funny. Will he even have the money to have it finished?

K, this is one of my pet peeves about Rekieta.

Could we stop pretending he actually fucked himself with a bottle?

As far as I know, the 'in the arse' part is a colloquialism and meme. No one actually thinks he penetrated himself with rhe liquor bottles.

Of course he's lying about his temperature. The giveaway isn't solely because he said an absurd number, it's the fact he said any number at all. Like almost all liars, he adds in needless details and narratives. 9 out of 10 people would have just said they weren't feeling well and at most would add that they were running a temp. Nicki has to add ranges of his temp but also assure that he's stable. It's probably the same lies he would tell his mom to stay home from his inner city ghetto school and he'd add that he's stable so she wouldn't make him go to the doctor.

He has given eno8gh vague excuses that even he is realising they are just unbelievable at this point. He is upping the ante.

This thread moves so fast lately so I apologise if I've missed it: I know some people do an amazing job of tracking Nick's views and his superchat money, but is any one keeping a tally of how many streams he's turned up for this year vs how many he's cancelled?

Because from casual observation it feels like the Cancelled column is over 50% so far this year.

@Neetorino did the comparison for January over 3 years for total streams (I copied it for the OP re-write) and it was less than half the number in 2024 than 2022.

Getting the cancelled vs completed count for 2024 would not be hard. Just a quick scroll through h8s LOCALS posts with a free account.

 

[J3kkJac3]

Does anyone know roughly what page Faran was on dropping all that spice?

 

[Dottle]

This thread moves so fast lately so I apologise if I've missed it: I know some people do an amazing job of tracking Nick's views and his superchat money, but is any one keeping a tally of how many streams he's turned up for this year vs how many he's cancelled?

Because from casual observation it feels like the Cancelled column is over 50% so far this year.

Just looking at Rumble and assuming no videos were taken down:

Jan has 15 videos and Feb has 13 videos so far.

Assuming he's supposed to stream 5 days every week:

Jan has 5 missed shows and Feb has 8 missed shows so far.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

As far as I know, the 'in the arse' part is a colloquialism and meme. No one actually thinks he penetrated himself with rhe liquor bottles.

It was close enough that I personally don’t feel like correcting the hyperbole.

He made us look at his dumpy, skinny-fat balldo holster, and I am wroth

 

[Kandinsky]

Does anyone think Nick’s rant against John may be over correction for the Mandy debacle? Is it possible Nick is still really bitter after the Mandy incident, so now John and anyone else who may reach out to him can go screw themselves? I’m just spitballing here.

Edited to add the word "out", as I had inadvertently not included it.